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You'd probably like buying coffee from her more than your local chain store barista, but Federal judges are backing rulings that want to take that right away from you, and the baristas. Earthquakes rock the pacific rim, Jeffrey Epstein is a pedo, Iran wants to enrich more uranium, Floridian wild dogs, Mackenzie Bezos, and a naked home invasion on the 4th of July. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: If there is anything that Donald Trump likes more than hanging out with his boyz, its planning parties to impress his boyz, and this 4th of July in Washington DC is going to be one hell of a party, and if you get off on extreme patriotism, or nationalism as some are calling it, and the flexing of America's military might, then this is the party for you. So what can you expect to see, well first Trump has promised the best damn firework show the world has ever seen, and several firework manufacturers have already donated fireworks to make it just that, we will see. If the grand finale is anything less than 2 minutes long I would consider it a total failure, the whole damn thing should be a grand finale, none of this one at a time with pauses bullshit. Also, it's gonna have tanks. So you're welcome America. Denver has a serious immigration problem. They are being invaded by Canadian geese. “We get so many complaints about people coming out here with a blanket to sit on the grass, and they cannot sit on the grass because there's so much geese poop in the parks,” Said Scott Gilmore, deputy executive director of Denver Parks and Recreation. Also, Denver has a lot of needy families with upscale taste. Feeding the geese to Denver's poor is the only logical solution. Also: -The FBI is investigating the “glitter bombing” of the organizers of the Straight Pride Parade -A Kenyan man fell out of the sky and into the backyard of an English sunbather -The Trump administration officially dropped the citizenship question from the 2020 census after a supreme court ruling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Good news fans of eating whale and angry old man from Moby Dick (Captain Ahab?) and that's because Japan has left the international committee of haters and is just going to start whaling again. Got a bunch of good shit in the Lightning Round as well: - Mike Pompeo used diplomatic security like they were "uber eats with guns" - Wes doesn't know which fast food chain is home of the flame broiled Whopper - Buy our Big Lebowski 2020 shirt Ending song: Baby Beluga by Raffi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump became the first American President to step foot in North Korea over the weekend. He also attended the G-20 summit where he met with all the boys (Xi, Putin, MBS, etc.), hilarity ensued. The Democratic presidential nominee odds got a shake-up, a terrible plane crash in Texas, the CDC issued warnings not to make people sick with your butt in the pool, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate joins us to discuss the second night of democratic debates in a word association format. Also, SCOTUS making moves and Trump meeting with Xi. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as @PFTCommenter joins @HardFactorNews for a recap of the first night of Democratic debates. We will let you know who we think got bitched, some looks roasting, who has no chance, some prop bet talk & what comes up when you search each candidate on twitter. Be sure to tune in for a FRIDAY show where we will recap the second night of debates Lightning Round: -Japanese People Know How to Get Old -Mueller To Testify -Space X/Mining Asteroids For Gold Today's show is brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: So, our country is objectively great. I can say that with confidence because there are literally tens of thousands of people who would rather be in the U.S. than their own countries; so badly that they are queued up outside of our souther borders like a family in middle America outside an Olive Garden, at 7:00pm on a Saturday night, with no buzzer; and they don't seem to care, they just want in. Whether we have room for them or not is inconsequential to the fact that the folks who made it into the proverbial lobby of said Olive Garden are often times children and should at least be allowed to wait for their table in humane conditions. The hostess of this Olive Garden (abandoned Walmart) is a company called Wayfair. You may know them if you've ever heard your girlfriend say “you know what would be great in that corner? A mid-century modern blah blah blah.” Turns out that Wayfair makes the beds for most of the detention centers on our souther border. The employees at Wayfair recently asked their CEO to donate all of the profits from such beds to the cause. When the CEO said something to the effect of “no”, the employees thought it better to stage a walk out than continue to make comfortable bedding for tired and Hungry central American children. Tonight is the first of many debates that will help determine the democratic candidate for president. The action kicks off at 9pm EST from Miami, the only city in the U.S. where 6 out of 10 residents aren't aware that their city is part of the country. .There are 20 total candidates who will be broken into groups of 10 each night. Tonight is truly the warm up round with Thursday being the real star studded event. We will be live tweeting throughout and drinking heavily. Also we put some action on the debates through https://www.sportsbetting.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/politics-props. I've got $300 money line on Trump tweeting about Pocahontas. ALSO -San Francisco ban's e-cigs much to tech bros dismay-Representative Duncan Hunter is not only a war criminal but he has also been embezzling campaign funds for family vacations Today's show is brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump is accused by another woman (E. Jean Carroll) of sexual assault, this time in a department store. A new study reveals that many common prescription drugs may be linked to as much as 50% higher likelihood of getting dementia. Other headlines including Iran, Oregon has too much weed, the Redskins name is here to stay, giant squid on camera, and more. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... The US and Iran are beefing hard. Seems like the US is getting attacked a lot: re: oil tankers, unmanned drones, cyber attacks. EA Sports needs to remove Iran from FIFA 2020, yesterday, or give them an overall team score of a 5 and have them celebrate goals scored by or on them by having them do a pro longed team gay sex dog-pile. It's an easy way to win this war with non-violence. Got a stacked Lighting Round as well so subscribe. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor ... Friday shows are back! Florida Man and Democratic candidate roast! Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Follow Hard Factor: @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new study has found that CBD may actually be killing you, especially your liver. It sure is killing mice at an alarming rate, so you may want to skip the old CBD tincture & vodka combo until we find out more. OTHER TOPICS: - Joe Biden says some stupid shit - Minimum Wage still sucks - Aliens do exist -More bad news for Boeing - India's water crisis Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Follow Hard Factor: @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Just in case you needed another reason to not be in a Chinese prison, you can ad fear of having your organs harvested to that list. What the hell China? An international tribunal in London has concluded that China is literally killing prisoners and harvesting their organs to satisfy a booming organ trade that is reportedly worth over 1 billion dollars a year. So there's that. Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan announced Monday night that the US is sending 1000 troops to the middle east to help deal with the Iran situation. You know the one with the ironclad, slam dunk oil tanker incidents with Iran attacking our allies' ships, and then also the fact that they openly want nukes. So ya know, 1000 troops. Which really isn't that many. We already have 1500 over there so we'll have 2500 troops posted up in case something pops off. The big question is whats wrong with Iran that they still don't have the bomb? ALSO An Alaskan girl killed her best friend after some guy on the internet named "Tyler" told her he would pay her 9 million dollars for proof of a murd In a very British ruling the guy that threw a milkshake at Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage has been ordered to pay for his dry cleaning Harvey Weinstein's attorney quit for some reason? Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Todays's Episode of Hard Factor... But with those views and the affordable prices, who gives a shit. Oh yeah and by far the best Lighting Round of the day. Listen and subscribe now! Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Protests in Hong Kong rage on with the citizens fighting against extradition rights to China. The Phoenix, AZ police have some explaining to do after they went crazy on a family over a Dollar Tree indecent. Oil tanker attacks in the Gulf of Oman, penis problems in Brazil, the “Mandrake Wizard” in India, and much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump said Wednesday that he would not necessarily call the FBI if offered opposition research from foreign governments. "I've seen a lot of things over my life, I don't think in my whole life I've ever called the FBI," Trump told George Stephanopoulos in an interview. "I think you might want to listen. There's nothing wrong with listening. If somebody called from a country, Norway, 'we have information on your opponent.' Oh, I think I would want to hear it." It was a troll of mega proportions. Also, the worlds oldest weed was discovered. Brought to you by We The People Holsters Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Kim Jung Un is a psychopath. Not much else to say there. Listen to the podcast for the full story. It's too early to use your eyes; click the link to the show and let your ears do the work. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump and Mexico are in a classic Mexican Standoff situation, and Trump is using some classic last minute sales tactics to get Mexico to buy our produce. Tune In for that and a long Lightning Round of other topics. Thanks for listening!! Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hong Kongers showed up by the hundreds of thousands, or even millions depending on who you ask, to protest new extradition laws being forced on them by China. A lightning round of other headlines, including more American deaths in the Dominican Republic, the Mexican tariff resolution, Kim Jong Un killing people with pirañas, and a California man who just thinks swastikas look “really cool.” Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On our 200th episode we give you an update on all things President Donald Trump, American tourists dying/getting murdered at resorts in The Dominican Republic, and a LONG lightening round. Please continue to spread the word and we hope to bring you much more content in the future. Cheers!! Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: SOFT CORNER: A scumbag leaves his wife after she suffered burns on over 90% of her body because he tried to reignite a campfire with gasoline. While traveling from UK to Dubai Victoria Buchanan realized she had a little left over stuff from the night before, and like a cocaine captain she thought it better to go down with her ship than part with the party favors. Victoria wanted to keep the party going when she got to fundamentalist country of Dubai where she knew cocaine might be difficult to find, so she swallowed the zip lock bag of drugs (presumably to fish it out later). Unfortunately they don't make coke baggies like they used to and Victoria died. She was the ultimate party girl. Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Child Molesters, Bravo Alabama. Bravo. Brought to you by We The People Holsters –> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... Tariffs and Walls is going to replace Chutes and Ladders as the hottest new children's game ™Hard Factor Ever have one of those nights where you wake up because your neighbor breaks into your house, gets naked grabs your hammer and starts trying to break through your bedroom wall 'The Shining' style? At least one family has. This and a Lightning Round full of shit you need to hear. Listen, subscribe, share. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This guy who looks like a hamster is actually just a dude who loves to get hammered and go to the strip club when he's out of town on business. He also happens to be a Catholic school principal who takes kids on field trips. President Trump and Meghan Markle are beefing, Illinois legalized recreational marijuana and sports gambling in the same week, mystery murders in the Dominican Republic, Rodrigo Duterte cured his own gayness (allegedly), NASA is ordering deliveries to the moon, and the tragic mass shooting in Virginia Beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robert Mueller finally spoke to the press, kind of, about his report. He essentially said NO COLLUSION and if you want to know more read the damn report, I'm gong to Tahiti. Lighting Round of Other Topics, including Florida WOMAN, Weed, Uber, Alex Trebek Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of upholding existing abortion policy in Indiana to the outrage of Clarence Thomas. A woman in Hawaii got lost in the woods for 17 days without phone or water because she was following a voice in her head. Several stories from the Sunshine state, the highest paid hooker in the USA, UFOs and much much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... This fucking creep Keith Raniere who looks like Stephen King's slightly more handsome younger brother was a sex cult leader that allegedly suffered from severe ED. What a loser. After that we go through a lightning round of other topics, check it out. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Avenatti is once again in the news for being the worlds biggest slime-ball. Allegedly stealing $300,000 from Stormy Daniels. And a whole bunch of hilarious topics in our long lightening round. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's episode of Hard Factor.... The decision makers in the state of Alabama are acting like a bunch of Arthurs. Oh and there's a fantastic Lightning Round, don't believe us, just listen to the pod. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man pictured above is Nigel Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party. An anti-Brexit "remainer" hit him with a salted caramel and banana milkshake from Five Guys Burgers & Fries. The big news here is that the United Kingdom has Five Guys. Does this look like the face of a woman that would jailbreak her boyfriend by calling the jail and pretending to be the sheriff? If you said yes, gold star. This is Maxine Feldstein, her boyfriend Nick Lowe was in Douglas County Jail in Arkansas for charges of identify theft back in Ventura Country, California. Lowe was awaiting transfer to Cali when Feldstein called up pretending to be from the Ventura Sheriffs department to let them know that he could be let because of overcrowding in Ventura County. Douglas County bought it hook line and sinker. Go figure. Now Feldstein is facing 15 years in the slammer. Their fatal flaw? They didn't leave Arkansas. Bummer. Also... - Trump slams Biden for moving out of Pennsylvania - The French are lazy and shut down the Eiffel Tower because some guy climbed it - A Disney World employee stole an animatronic puppet from Disney, obviously for sex. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump finally weighed in on the abortion bans being passed in the South, and he thinks the GOP needs to get on the same page. He also fired off another reminder to Iran Never to threaten the US ever again. Tornadoes are ripping through communities across the US this spring, with more to come. Big weather is going crazy with the coverage. Biden wants to campaign on unity, Arnold chewed a dropkick, some states are having trouble passing weed bills, Google punished Huawei, and Deontay Wilder almost killed someone in the ring. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alabama's Governor Kay Ivey is not a fan of abortion. She is 74 and she wants people to know the pregnancy options are binary, carrying pa baby to term, or not be pregnant at all. This is the worst abortion law since... last week. Jeremy Kyle is a complete asshole. His talk show was cancelled after a long run of ruining people lives, one person who was recently on the show and committed suicide seems to have been the tipping point. According to a lot of guests and people that previously worked on the Kyle show, the show was very unethical.. which led to, you know, suicides. Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess what? Joe Biden has a commanding lead in the Democratic Presidential Candidate race, and probably because he wears the coolest sunglasses of anyone. We will take you through who the other front runners are and explain why Beto and Elizabeth Warren have no chance. A Florida Man (just look at those eyes) was arrested for practicing his basketball skills in public. No big deal, except that he was NAKED. Nobody wants to take a charge against this guy...... Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those assholes at Monsanto are paying out lawsuits again, because Round Up which they own likely causes cancer. Not good for a few of the Hard Factor boys who were huge Round Up guys in the 2000s. That and the cigarette abuse, and the genetic history. In the US we've had a string of machete attacks, but in Germany they have had attacks with a non conventional weapon as well. That being the crossbow. Five people ended up dead this past week in Germany via crossbow bolts and I guess that's because the clear fan of GOT was too lazy to figure out how to make wildfire. If you want to find out what's goin on with this story all you have to do is listen to the show. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alyssa Milano is calling for a nationwide sex strike from women in response to Georgia passing the “Heartbeat Bill” that essentially bans abortion. A madman has been terrorizing hikers on the the Appalachian Trail for months, being arrested before and released, but his reign of insanity ended in a deadly attack. President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE.President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The House Judiciary Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General Bill Barr in “contempt of congress” because of his choices to first skip his second day of scheduled hearings, where the D's celebrated by eating fried chicken, and then claiming executive privilege as the basis to not turn over the full un-redacted Mueller Report to the committee. Alcohol consumption is on the rise, and if you spent any time in the Hard Factor studio you would see that this is VERY true. Surprisingly Europe is slightly down, and so is New Zealand. Asia as a continent is way up and India is leading the charge, up 38%!! We have another hero on our hands. Kendrick Castillo, who charged the micro-penised shooter at STEM School in CO, gave his life trying to save his fellow classmates. This is the second time in recent shootings that a student has given their life by rushing the piece of shit who was dead set on killing innocent people. These guys are heroes, thank you for your service!!! Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bet you're thinking twice about that abortion now, huh? Yesterday Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed a “fetal heartbeat” bill into law yesterday. The bill seeks to outlaw abortion after about six weeks, aka potentially in some cases one week after a teenager would tell her friends, “I missed my period.” This bill takes effect on Jan. 1, 2020, at which point you can be sentenced to death if you decide you're no longer interested in your pregnancy. Go Dawgs. Waymo, the self driving car company started by Google finally launched their first batch of death self driving vans in Phoenix. The company is starting small, starting with just 10 vans. Also yesterday Lyft announced that is lost 1.1 billion dollars in the first quarter of 2019, a trend that will surely continue as they are hit with countless lawsuits from passengers who drowned in lakes. Hester Jordan Burkhalter, 69 from North Carolina was arrested at Disney World for possession of a CBD tincture. The great-grandmother who uses the cannabis product for horrible arthritis in her legs, arms and shoulder was jailed for 12 hours in and Orange County, FL jail before charges were dropped. This would break Chill Jonathan's heart. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers –> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... The United States is moving ships and sucking tits. If you don't want to end up like a certain dragon then shape it up countries like Iran. Denver is about to change the mother fucking game and legalize shrooms. Pretty sure Phish is going to be playing some extra shows there in 2020. Chinese Pork and Tysons Chicken Having some Issues.... Eat steak and subscribe to Hard Factor. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AOC's boyfriend got a ton of shit for being overweight and hairy. A French chick even called him a “bin raccoon.” The Hard Factor boys are rattled. TSA claims that they are not interested in your marijuana products in your bags when you travel, but that if they come across them while looking for other hazardous material that they can't turn a blind eye. Maximum Security gets jobbed, Country House and Hard Factor Pat get a gift, AND an old Derby Winner is selling jars of it's shit for $200 a pop. A horrific plane accident in Moscow, Boeing being boeing, and panty bandits in PA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bill Barr was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee and he did not give a shit. Just look at that picture. In fact, he cared so little about being questioned, that he said "I'm not coming back" in regards to appearing again today. Enjoy the scotch and day off, Bill. A couple frats at Swathmore College in PA are in some hot water and are getting disbanded after their google docs was hacked and the term "Rape Attic" was discovered within the documents. The Impossible Burger, which is a meatless alternative to the traditional beef burger is apparently so good that they are running out of them. What makes them so good? Hard Factor Pat may have your answer.. Lightening Round: -Scientology cruise quarantined for Measles -UNC Student is a hero -Moby touched Trump with his dick -Someone in TX hates bees Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Venezuela finally started that coup they're always taking about. They still have a bonus president, but Operation Freedom is in it's final phase. Trump is tried of immigrants getting into America without paying admission and is hell bent on closing the loopholes in the Asylum process at the US border. Trump announced that he wants to charge fees to those who choose to seek asylum in the US, and will limit the court's time to 180 days to adjudicate all asylum claims (something that can take years now with over 850K backlogged cases), also you wouldn't be eligible to work in the US while you wait for your case to be adjudicated. It's not exactly like it sounds. But way too many people have gotten HIV from a particular spa in New Mexico. Pro tip, bring your own needles when getting injections from people that don't have medical degrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

'Hot" Rod Rosenstein is out as the Deputy Attorney General. He has resigned effective May 11th and his bosses boss President Donald Trump is probably thrilled since he has asked for treason charges to be considered for the "Hot Rod." Way to avoid the awkward performance review Rod. Russia is very likely training whales, dolphins and seals to join their navy. Floating whale mines is pretty fucking genius if you ask us. Not writing anything else about this one, but you should listen to the full story on the podcast. According to a Korean doctor that is a professor at Oxford for the time being, there are a bunch of invisible aliens that are having sex with us to procreate. Maybe this is why we wake up with morning wood! To get the full scoop on these stories and much much more subscribe and listen to the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The measles are making a comeback with over 700 cases in the US this year, and President Trump is telling everyone to go get the shot. Are you going to do your duty? Shopping addicts and hoarders rejoice, Amazon will now get you your prime orders for essential oils starter kits and whatever other weird shit you might be into 1 day sooner, starting as early as June. The new “Vox Party” in Spain has a crazy plan for how to bring the country back to greatness, a jack-off in California shot up a Synagogue, the Avengers smashes box office records (and some of our patience), and the Giants put on a show at the NFL draft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So not that we didn't know this already, but apparently FAR more Boy Scout leaders are molesting kids, and they don't even sell delicious cookies. Bill Cosby is not happy with the judge that oversaw his case, and now he wants out of jail on bail while he awaits an appeal. He claims he is not a threat, but until he's dead, he is likely still a threat. And much much more in the lightening round, and in case you don't what the hitchhiker Kai looks like, his pic is below. Search him on youtube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The US Supreme Court held oral arguments on Tuesday about whether or not to allow the Trump administration to ask questions about citizenship status on the 2020 US Census… and you wouldn't believe it but, it looks pretty likely that they're going to allow it. Which at the end of the day really means nothing because only nerds fill out the census and everyone knows if you have the balls to swim across the Rio Grande River while Border Patrol is chasing you, you aren't a nerd and were never going to fill out the census anyway. A golf loving family of four (a foursome) ironically named The Freedman's are facing some serious charges this week after their Masters Golf Tournament scam was uncovered by the Feds. These evil geniuses have been exploiting the Masters Ticket Lottery for years. Here's the scheme: they would buy bulk snail mailing lists and submit a hundreds of submissions to the ticket lottery associated with dummy email addresses, and if one of their counterfeit entries was lucky enough to hit, they would forge drivers licenses and other documents and reroute the tickets to their address. MAYBE they were making $10k a year. They're facing 20 years max... Totally worth it. Between 2013 and 2014 Canada shipped 103 shipping containers filled with what they said were "materials for recycling." For the past six years said containers have been rotting at a port in Manila. It was recently discovered that Canada lied about the contents of the containers, which did not have materials for recycling in them, but rather household garbage. You can guess how the murderous "president" of The Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte took this news -- he wants the trash gone, or WAR with Canada. Excited to see how this plays out. @HardFactorNews @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So stop me if you've heard this before, Social Security is going to run out right before you're old enough to collect. Word on the street is that people are going to be collecting a lot less than 100% of their social security check starting in 2035, but that can change. Baby boomers are good though so don't worry about them. Elon Musk had his space ship blow up, one of his cars spontaneously combust, and his smelly girlfriend Grimes said she feels like she's in "villain mode" and turned into Thanos because of hanging out with him. What the fuck have you done lately. Okay enough of the Florida hand job shop in the news already. Apparently now there is a video of Bob Kraft getting his front drained that is now on sale to the highest bidder. We propose that Kraft just lean into this whole thing, buy the video himself and play it over the giant screen at Gillette before the first home game right before they drop the banner. Blurring of any objects onscreen could be a game time decision. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three churches and four hotels were bombed in Sri Lanka on Easter in an apparently religiously motivated attack. There have been counter attacks, and it's a bad situation. A Seton Hall professor wanted to “celebrate” Easter by lighting several Catholic churches on fire… good news for everyone that this man is an absolute moron and didn't get away with his plan. Also, a pastor in Ohio encouraged his 12 year-old Sunday school kids to spit on him and cut him with steak knives to simulate the torture that Jesus Christ endured; and aggressive lesson plan to say the least. 69 year-old Larry Mitchell Hopkins has been arrested for leading a militia group on the border, apprehending border crossers they felt were unable to be handled by the Federal authorities. The real star of this story is the mug shot. Cannabis Cup Recap, Michael Avenatti allegedly stole over a million from Hassan Whiteside and his ex-girlfriend, and Ukraine has elected a comedian as their new president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coral Lytle, of Tulare CA is being accused of banging her daughters two separate freshman boyfriends and bribing them off with booze and smokes. Sounds like a great deal for a 15 year old boy, because she is kinda hot.....The whole thing fell through when one of the freshman got a conscience and alerted police because he felt guilty shaking her husband's hand.....what an idiot that kid is. Apple and Qualcomm have finally settled their lawsuit. What does it mean?? Well this is great news for Iphone users because it means Apple will be able to bring you 5G service quicker, so quicker stream times for porn clips and whatever else you like to look at on your phone. Federal prosecutors charged 60 physicians and pharmacists Wednesday with illegally handing out bullshit scripts for opioids in what they are calling is the biggest dirty doctor opioid bust ever in the U.S. It's probably laughable in China. Doctors were handing out prescriptions to friends, trading them for sex, and even pulling teeth to cover up the prescriptions. Lightening Round: - Double Suicide, including the girl who was terrorizing Colorado schools with threats of another Columbine Massacre, she's dead. Former Peruvian President, Alan Garcia, killed himself while police were in his house to arrest him for charges of money laundering and accepting bribes. - Scientists now believe that you know you are dead for several minutes when your heart stops and are actually conscience of what is happening around you....bummer. - The dog that was found swimming 135 miles off Thailand is back on land, safe and sound, maybe.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Roll back out the veto gong. Our guy Donnie got a taste a few weeks ago. He got his first veto in over the National Emergency “invasion” in air quotes at the border and now he's going to be smashing that veto gong a lot. Number 2 came on Tuesday when President Donald Trump vetoed a congressional resolution that sought to end U.S. involvement in the Saudi-led war in Yemen. There has been a four-year-long civil war where one side is backed by Saudi Arabia and the other side is backed by Iran those being the Houthi rebels. A few quick facts about Yemen are it is located at the southern end of the Arabian peninsula in western Asia and is only separated from Africa by the Gulf of Aden. Really sexy gulf front property with a vast array of coral, fish and even whales I would love to go snorkeling there. An article published by the Sun, an Australian news outlet, on Monday is scaring the shit out of news readers everywhere because it talks about all the things that can happen when permafrost is melted by global warming/climate change/being hot outside, whatever the fuck you want to call it. The basic gist is that prehistoric bacteria and diseases can lie dormant in permafrost that's been frozen deep beneath the earth's surface for thousands of years, or more. Some more news out of the handjob capitol of the United States, Jupiter Florida. Where a man being identified as “John Doe” is suing the Jupiter Police Department for violating his constitutional rights to privacy because he was at the Orchids of Asia on the same day the police were operating their bullshit sting against Patriots owner and all around great guy, Bob Kraft. So he is suing the Palm Beach County State Attorneys Office, the detective who got the warrant to spy with cameras, and the Jupiter police department for damages. Something tells me the judge is going to throw it out and tell him sorry about his divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well that was wild, the whole fucking cathedral almost burnt to the ground and the whole world was watching it and acting like it was a royal wedding except one where someone got stood up at the alter. This is not the first time Notre Dame was nearly or just straight up destroyed, it happened in World War I as well. No one died, they will rebuild and the baguettes and wine will still be phenomenal in the meantime. Tiger won the Masters, holy shit let's give him a Medal of Honor, the Nobel Peace Prize, the Pulitzer, a Grammy, a Kennedy Center Honor and the Presidential Medal of Freedom along with his fifth green jacket. President Trump says he is actually going to give Woods the Medal of Freedom, good for Tiger and great for local madams because Tiger is back and he be fucking. Yesterday was Tax Day and fuuuck Tax Day. Bernie Sanders seemed to be loving it though as he released the last ten years of his tax history and revealed that he became a millionaire when he ran for President in 2016 by selling a shit load of copies of his book as well as whatever else money you make running for President. Brought to you by: We The People Holsters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guy Beto O'Rourke wishes he was, Julian Assange, has been detained and is now facing charges from the United States… but everyone doesn't agree on if he's guilty or not. A family of complete savages wrecked shop on the Eau Claire, Wisconsin Walmart, and hilarity ensued. Even the dog got in on the action. A man in Michigan, recently divorced, is suing his parent for over $80K for destroying his porn stash, claimed to be valued at $29K. The additional $50K is for the emotional stress he's had to endure without his pile of porn… Nancy Pelosi wants President Trump to lay off Ilhan Omar, a 75 year-old Florida man was killed by his pet cassowary (basically a raptor, see pic), and Tiger Woods is BACK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices