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On Today's Episode of Hard Factor.... He may be a tad late to the women's equal rights movement and tell VERY DARK sexist jokes, but Filipino President Rodrigo Duterte has officially announced that his country will no longer stand for sexual harassment. We cover his countries progressive/about time moves, D.C. Insider & Hilarious Lady "Senator" Shoshana Weissmann Takes Our Call About Various Important Topics, Including Weed Legalization, & A News Buffet (El Chapo, Impeachment, Puerto Rico, Duterte, Russia's Faceapp) Brought to you by We The People Holsters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Huge day in the HOUSE yesterday: House Resolution 489 Passed with a vote of 240-187, officially condemning Trump's tweets as racist. Georgia Republican Doug Collins is coming for Cocaine Mitch to take his superlative for “looks-most-like-a-turtle-in-politics.” And;; Nancy Pelosi Pelosi lost her speaking rights on the floor for the day because she called Trump a racist… keep in mind this was during a session to vote on a resolution that unequivocally called Trump a racist. C-SPAN RATINGS WERE THROUGH THE ROOF! ALSO… -Joe Biden challenged Trump to A PUSH UP CONTEST -ROGER STONE is free but can't post on socials… dagger for a man born who was 13 years old before African American's could vote. -Kellyanne Conway could be the worst spokesperson ever. -A dog totally fails at it's job as owner is attacked while “going to the bathroom” on a hike. Brought to you by We The People Holsters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

- Trump pissed off the congresswomen you see in the photo above. Might have had something to do with the twitter rant saying they should go back home and clean up their own countries backyards before trying to comment on American politics. - Classic Donald. - Trump also signed an executive order for that requires federal agencies to purchase products using a higher percentage of American components. Also in the 'NEWS BUFFET' - Alabama might have meth gators on their hands soon - A chess grand master cheated at chess tournaments by using his smart phone on fake crapper breaks - Jeffrey Epstein has at least 60 million in cash floating around - Australian pre teens stole the family car and went on a 10 hour joy ride - The return of @HardFactorWes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump got aggressive on Twitter over the weekend with challenges to Democratic congress women to move back to their families' countries of origin and fix the political problems there before telling us how to do it in America. French Yellow Vest protestors are literally losing their eyeballs from the altercations with police. Wimbledon was a hell of a time, New York city barely survived a power outage, and Area 51 is getting stormed. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The White House is hosting a star-studded social media summit featuring a cast of attendees that gives a clue to the re-election strategy in 2020. Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta is facing demands to resign for cutting a sweetheart deal with alleged raping sociopath Jeffery Epstein. Finally, a news buffet of other headlines including a border update, hurricane season, and Megan Rapinoe's speech at the ticker tape parade. @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mitch McConnell has a new challenger in his home state in the form of Marine Combat Aviator Amy “Blood Bath” McGrath. McGrath lost a close House race in 2018, and now she's stated her aims to take down the Big Kentucky Kahuna, Cocaine Mitch, in 2020. Amy McGrath seems like a go getter, but she has about as much of a chance as a fish in the bourbon filled Kentucky river of surviving a political race with the master of Kentucky politics Mitch McConnell. Sounds things are getting yucky in Kentucky. We're starting a new segment called Hard Memories where we honor True Americans that are no longer with us. I think the name is self explanatory, these memories are hard. Texas Billionaire Philanthropist and America's favorite third candidate Ross Perot died yesterday at the age of 89 after a five month battle with Leukemia. Perot is perhaps best remembered for commanding an impressive 19% of the vote as an independent candidate in the 1992 presidential election. The most by far since Teddy Roosevelt's Bull Moose Party. Perot was one of America's first Billionaires and gave no fucks about anything, anything that is, except America. He bought his own TV air time to campaign with infomercials. He was a veteran, and had a continuing commitment to supporting U.S. veterans, especially during the Vietnam War. His greatest nemesis was the deficit. He believed in higher taxes on the wealthy, while cutting government spending to chill out the national debt. He supported gay rights, planned parenthood, the assault rifle ban, and increased AIDS research. He was a great American, he will be missed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... Jeffrey Epstein is Leading the Race for Earth's Worse Person effrey Epstein, the billionaire child sex trafficker rapist, was all over the news yesterday. Epstein was smart enough to make billions of dollars, but not smart enough to not keep labeled CD-ROM's of underage girls he and his buddies fucked as well as nude photos of said victims in a safe in his 50 million dollar upper-east side mansion. Allegedly? Uhh Oh. You'd think a guy with his resources might have some sort of contingency plan. Epstein had a number of high profile friends (alleged child molesters) on both sides of the aisle. According to Christine Pelosi, a Democratic National Committee official and daughter of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, said " "It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats.” I wonder who she is talking about… SUBSCRIBE BELOW: iTunes Spotify iHeart Stitcher Follow Hard Factor on Twitter @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You'd probably like buying coffee from her more than your local chain store barista, but Federal judges are backing rulings that want to take that right away from you, and the baristas. Earthquakes rock the pacific rim, Jeffrey Epstein is a pedo, Iran wants to enrich more uranium, Floridian wild dogs, Mackenzie Bezos, and a naked home invasion on the 4th of July. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: If there is anything that Donald Trump likes more than hanging out with his boyz, its planning parties to impress his boyz, and this 4th of July in Washington DC is going to be one hell of a party, and if you get off on extreme patriotism, or nationalism as some are calling it, and the flexing of America's military might, then this is the party for you. So what can you expect to see, well first Trump has promised the best damn firework show the world has ever seen, and several firework manufacturers have already donated fireworks to make it just that, we will see. If the grand finale is anything less than 2 minutes long I would consider it a total failure, the whole damn thing should be a grand finale, none of this one at a time with pauses bullshit. Also, it's gonna have tanks. So you're welcome America. Denver has a serious immigration problem. They are being invaded by Canadian geese. “We get so many complaints about people coming out here with a blanket to sit on the grass, and they cannot sit on the grass because there's so much geese poop in the parks,” Said Scott Gilmore, deputy executive director of Denver Parks and Recreation. Also, Denver has a lot of needy families with upscale taste. Feeding the geese to Denver's poor is the only logical solution. Also: -The FBI is investigating the “glitter bombing” of the organizers of the Straight Pride Parade -A Kenyan man fell out of the sky and into the backyard of an English sunbather -The Trump administration officially dropped the citizenship question from the 2020 census after a supreme court ruling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Good news fans of eating whale and angry old man from Moby Dick (Captain Ahab?) and that's because Japan has left the international committee of haters and is just going to start whaling again. Got a bunch of good shit in the Lightning Round as well: - Mike Pompeo used diplomatic security like they were "uber eats with guns" - Wes doesn't know which fast food chain is home of the flame broiled Whopper - Buy our Big Lebowski 2020 shirt Ending song: Baby Beluga by Raffi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump became the first American President to step foot in North Korea over the weekend. He also attended the G-20 summit where he met with all the boys (Xi, Putin, MBS, etc.), hilarity ensued. The Democratic presidential nominee odds got a shake-up, a terrible plane crash in Texas, the CDC issued warnings not to make people sick with your butt in the pool, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate joins us to discuss the second night of democratic debates in a word association format. Also, SCOTUS making moves and Trump meeting with Xi. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as @PFTCommenter joins @HardFactorNews for a recap of the first night of Democratic debates. We will let you know who we think got bitched, some looks roasting, who has no chance, some prop bet talk & what comes up when you search each candidate on twitter. Be sure to tune in for a FRIDAY show where we will recap the second night of debates Lightning Round: -Japanese People Know How to Get Old -Mueller To Testify -Space X/Mining Asteroids For Gold Today's show is brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: So, our country is objectively great. I can say that with confidence because there are literally tens of thousands of people who would rather be in the U.S. than their own countries; so badly that they are queued up outside of our souther borders like a family in middle America outside an Olive Garden, at 7:00pm on a Saturday night, with no buzzer; and they don't seem to care, they just want in. Whether we have room for them or not is inconsequential to the fact that the folks who made it into the proverbial lobby of said Olive Garden are often times children and should at least be allowed to wait for their table in humane conditions. The hostess of this Olive Garden (abandoned Walmart) is a company called Wayfair. You may know them if you've ever heard your girlfriend say “you know what would be great in that corner? A mid-century modern blah blah blah.” Turns out that Wayfair makes the beds for most of the detention centers on our souther border. The employees at Wayfair recently asked their CEO to donate all of the profits from such beds to the cause. When the CEO said something to the effect of “no”, the employees thought it better to stage a walk out than continue to make comfortable bedding for tired and Hungry central American children. Tonight is the first of many debates that will help determine the democratic candidate for president. The action kicks off at 9pm EST from Miami, the only city in the U.S. where 6 out of 10 residents aren't aware that their city is part of the country. .There are 20 total candidates who will be broken into groups of 10 each night. Tonight is truly the warm up round with Thursday being the real star studded event. We will be live tweeting throughout and drinking heavily. Also we put some action on the debates through https://www.sportsbetting.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/politics-props. I've got $300 money line on Trump tweeting about Pocahontas. ALSO -San Francisco ban's e-cigs much to tech bros dismay-Representative Duncan Hunter is not only a war criminal but he has also been embezzling campaign funds for family vacations Today's show is brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump is accused by another woman (E. Jean Carroll) of sexual assault, this time in a department store. A new study reveals that many common prescription drugs may be linked to as much as 50% higher likelihood of getting dementia. Other headlines including Iran, Oregon has too much weed, the Redskins name is here to stay, giant squid on camera, and more. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... The US and Iran are beefing hard. Seems like the US is getting attacked a lot: re: oil tankers, unmanned drones, cyber attacks. EA Sports needs to remove Iran from FIFA 2020, yesterday, or give them an overall team score of a 5 and have them celebrate goals scored by or on them by having them do a pro longed team gay sex dog-pile. It's an easy way to win this war with non-violence. Got a stacked Lighting Round as well so subscribe. Brought to you by Policy Genius Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor ... Friday shows are back! Florida Man and Democratic candidate roast! Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Follow Hard Factor: @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new study has found that CBD may actually be killing you, especially your liver. It sure is killing mice at an alarming rate, so you may want to skip the old CBD tincture & vodka combo until we find out more. OTHER TOPICS: - Joe Biden says some stupid shit - Minimum Wage still sucks - Aliens do exist -More bad news for Boeing - India's water crisis Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Follow Hard Factor: @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill @HardFactorNews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Just in case you needed another reason to not be in a Chinese prison, you can ad fear of having your organs harvested to that list. What the hell China? An international tribunal in London has concluded that China is literally killing prisoners and harvesting their organs to satisfy a booming organ trade that is reportedly worth over 1 billion dollars a year. So there's that. Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan announced Monday night that the US is sending 1000 troops to the middle east to help deal with the Iran situation. You know the one with the ironclad, slam dunk oil tanker incidents with Iran attacking our allies' ships, and then also the fact that they openly want nukes. So ya know, 1000 troops. Which really isn't that many. We already have 1500 over there so we'll have 2500 troops posted up in case something pops off. The big question is whats wrong with Iran that they still don't have the bomb? ALSO An Alaskan girl killed her best friend after some guy on the internet named "Tyler" told her he would pay her 9 million dollars for proof of a murd In a very British ruling the guy that threw a milkshake at Brexit campaigner Nigel Farage has been ordered to pay for his dry cleaning Harvey Weinstein's attorney quit for some reason? Brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com --> Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Todays's Episode of Hard Factor... But with those views and the affordable prices, who gives a shit. Oh yeah and by far the best Lighting Round of the day. Listen and subscribe now! Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Protests in Hong Kong rage on with the citizens fighting against extradition rights to China. The Phoenix, AZ police have some explaining to do after they went crazy on a family over a Dollar Tree indecent. Oil tanker attacks in the Gulf of Oman, penis problems in Brazil, the “Mandrake Wizard” in India, and much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump said Wednesday that he would not necessarily call the FBI if offered opposition research from foreign governments. "I've seen a lot of things over my life, I don't think in my whole life I've ever called the FBI," Trump told George Stephanopoulos in an interview. "I think you might want to listen. There's nothing wrong with listening. If somebody called from a country, Norway, 'we have information on your opponent.' Oh, I think I would want to hear it." It was a troll of mega proportions. Also, the worlds oldest weed was discovered. Brought to you by We The People Holsters Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... Kim Jung Un is a psychopath. Not much else to say there. Listen to the podcast for the full story. It's too early to use your eyes; click the link to the show and let your ears do the work. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump and Mexico are in a classic Mexican Standoff situation, and Trump is using some classic last minute sales tactics to get Mexico to buy our produce. Tune In for that and a long Lightning Round of other topics. Thanks for listening!! Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hong Kongers showed up by the hundreds of thousands, or even millions depending on who you ask, to protest new extradition laws being forced on them by China. A lightning round of other headlines, including more American deaths in the Dominican Republic, the Mexican tariff resolution, Kim Jong Un killing people with pirañas, and a California man who just thinks swastikas look “really cool.” Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On our 200th episode we give you an update on all things President Donald Trump, American tourists dying/getting murdered at resorts in The Dominican Republic, and a LONG lightening round. Please continue to spread the word and we hope to bring you much more content in the future. Cheers!! Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: SOFT CORNER: A scumbag leaves his wife after she suffered burns on over 90% of her body because he tried to reignite a campfire with gasoline. While traveling from UK to Dubai Victoria Buchanan realized she had a little left over stuff from the night before, and like a cocaine captain she thought it better to go down with her ship than part with the party favors. Victoria wanted to keep the party going when she got to fundamentalist country of Dubai where she knew cocaine might be difficult to find, so she swallowed the zip lock bag of drugs (presumably to fish it out later). Unfortunately they don't make coke baggies like they used to and Victoria died. She was the ultimate party girl. Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Child Molesters, Bravo Alabama. Bravo. Brought to you by We The People Holsters –> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... Tariffs and Walls is going to replace Chutes and Ladders as the hottest new children's game ™Hard Factor Ever have one of those nights where you wake up because your neighbor breaks into your house, gets naked grabs your hammer and starts trying to break through your bedroom wall 'The Shining' style? At least one family has. This and a Lightning Round full of shit you need to hear. Listen, subscribe, share. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This guy who looks like a hamster is actually just a dude who loves to get hammered and go to the strip club when he's out of town on business. He also happens to be a Catholic school principal who takes kids on field trips. President Trump and Meghan Markle are beefing, Illinois legalized recreational marijuana and sports gambling in the same week, mystery murders in the Dominican Republic, Rodrigo Duterte cured his own gayness (allegedly), NASA is ordering deliveries to the moon, and the tragic mass shooting in Virginia Beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robert Mueller finally spoke to the press, kind of, about his report. He essentially said NO COLLUSION and if you want to know more read the damn report, I'm gong to Tahiti. Lighting Round of Other Topics, including Florida WOMAN, Weed, Uber, Alex Trebek Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of upholding existing abortion policy in Indiana to the outrage of Clarence Thomas. A woman in Hawaii got lost in the woods for 17 days without phone or water because she was following a voice in her head. Several stories from the Sunshine state, the highest paid hooker in the USA, UFOs and much much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... This fucking creep Keith Raniere who looks like Stephen King's slightly more handsome younger brother was a sex cult leader that allegedly suffered from severe ED. What a loser. After that we go through a lightning round of other topics, check it out. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Avenatti is once again in the news for being the worlds biggest slime-ball. Allegedly stealing $300,000 from Stormy Daniels. And a whole bunch of hilarious topics in our long lightening round. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's episode of Hard Factor.... The decision makers in the state of Alabama are acting like a bunch of Arthurs. Oh and there's a fantastic Lightning Round, don't believe us, just listen to the pod. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man pictured above is Nigel Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party. An anti-Brexit "remainer" hit him with a salted caramel and banana milkshake from Five Guys Burgers & Fries. The big news here is that the United Kingdom has Five Guys. Does this look like the face of a woman that would jailbreak her boyfriend by calling the jail and pretending to be the sheriff? If you said yes, gold star. This is Maxine Feldstein, her boyfriend Nick Lowe was in Douglas County Jail in Arkansas for charges of identify theft back in Ventura Country, California. Lowe was awaiting transfer to Cali when Feldstein called up pretending to be from the Ventura Sheriffs department to let them know that he could be let because of overcrowding in Ventura County. Douglas County bought it hook line and sinker. Go figure. Now Feldstein is facing 15 years in the slammer. Their fatal flaw? They didn't leave Arkansas. Bummer. Also... - Trump slams Biden for moving out of Pennsylvania - The French are lazy and shut down the Eiffel Tower because some guy climbed it - A Disney World employee stole an animatronic puppet from Disney, obviously for sex. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump finally weighed in on the abortion bans being passed in the South, and he thinks the GOP needs to get on the same page. He also fired off another reminder to Iran Never to threaten the US ever again. Tornadoes are ripping through communities across the US this spring, with more to come. Big weather is going crazy with the coverage. Biden wants to campaign on unity, Arnold chewed a dropkick, some states are having trouble passing weed bills, Google punished Huawei, and Deontay Wilder almost killed someone in the ring. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alabama's Governor Kay Ivey is not a fan of abortion. She is 74 and she wants people to know the pregnancy options are binary, carrying pa baby to term, or not be pregnant at all. This is the worst abortion law since... last week. Jeremy Kyle is a complete asshole. His talk show was cancelled after a long run of ruining people lives, one person who was recently on the show and committed suicide seems to have been the tipping point. According to a lot of guests and people that previously worked on the Kyle show, the show was very unethical.. which led to, you know, suicides. Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess what? Joe Biden has a commanding lead in the Democratic Presidential Candidate race, and probably because he wears the coolest sunglasses of anyone. We will take you through who the other front runners are and explain why Beto and Elizabeth Warren have no chance. A Florida Man (just look at those eyes) was arrested for practicing his basketball skills in public. No big deal, except that he was NAKED. Nobody wants to take a charge against this guy...... Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those assholes at Monsanto are paying out lawsuits again, because Round Up which they own likely causes cancer. Not good for a few of the Hard Factor boys who were huge Round Up guys in the 2000s. That and the cigarette abuse, and the genetic history. In the US we've had a string of machete attacks, but in Germany they have had attacks with a non conventional weapon as well. That being the crossbow. Five people ended up dead this past week in Germany via crossbow bolts and I guess that's because the clear fan of GOT was too lazy to figure out how to make wildfire. If you want to find out what's goin on with this story all you have to do is listen to the show. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alyssa Milano is calling for a nationwide sex strike from women in response to Georgia passing the “Heartbeat Bill” that essentially bans abortion. A madman has been terrorizing hikers on the the Appalachian Trail for months, being arrested before and released, but his reign of insanity ended in a deadly attack. President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE.President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The House Judiciary Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General Bill Barr in “contempt of congress” because of his choices to first skip his second day of scheduled hearings, where the D's celebrated by eating fried chicken, and then claiming executive privilege as the basis to not turn over the full un-redacted Mueller Report to the committee. Alcohol consumption is on the rise, and if you spent any time in the Hard Factor studio you would see that this is VERY true. Surprisingly Europe is slightly down, and so is New Zealand. Asia as a continent is way up and India is leading the charge, up 38%!! We have another hero on our hands. Kendrick Castillo, who charged the micro-penised shooter at STEM School in CO, gave his life trying to save his fellow classmates. This is the second time in recent shootings that a student has given their life by rushing the piece of shit who was dead set on killing innocent people. These guys are heroes, thank you for your service!!! Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bet you're thinking twice about that abortion now, huh? Yesterday Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed a “fetal heartbeat” bill into law yesterday. The bill seeks to outlaw abortion after about six weeks, aka potentially in some cases one week after a teenager would tell her friends, “I missed my period.” This bill takes effect on Jan. 1, 2020, at which point you can be sentenced to death if you decide you're no longer interested in your pregnancy. Go Dawgs. Waymo, the self driving car company started by Google finally launched their first batch of death self driving vans in Phoenix. The company is starting small, starting with just 10 vans. Also yesterday Lyft announced that is lost 1.1 billion dollars in the first quarter of 2019, a trend that will surely continue as they are hit with countless lawsuits from passengers who drowned in lakes. Hester Jordan Burkhalter, 69 from North Carolina was arrested at Disney World for possession of a CBD tincture. The great-grandmother who uses the cannabis product for horrible arthritis in her legs, arms and shoulder was jailed for 12 hours in and Orange County, FL jail before charges were dropped. This would break Chill Jonathan's heart. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers –> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... The United States is moving ships and sucking tits. If you don't want to end up like a certain dragon then shape it up countries like Iran. Denver is about to change the mother fucking game and legalize shrooms. Pretty sure Phish is going to be playing some extra shows there in 2020. Chinese Pork and Tysons Chicken Having some Issues.... Eat steak and subscribe to Hard Factor. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AOC's boyfriend got a ton of shit for being overweight and hairy. A French chick even called him a “bin raccoon.” The Hard Factor boys are rattled. TSA claims that they are not interested in your marijuana products in your bags when you travel, but that if they come across them while looking for other hazardous material that they can't turn a blind eye. Maximum Security gets jobbed, Country House and Hard Factor Pat get a gift, AND an old Derby Winner is selling jars of it's shit for $200 a pop. A horrific plane accident in Moscow, Boeing being boeing, and panty bandits in PA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special All Florida Man Episode. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bill Barr was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee and he did not give a shit. Just look at that picture. In fact, he cared so little about being questioned, that he said "I'm not coming back" in regards to appearing again today. Enjoy the scotch and day off, Bill. A couple frats at Swathmore College in PA are in some hot water and are getting disbanded after their google docs was hacked and the term "Rape Attic" was discovered within the documents. The Impossible Burger, which is a meatless alternative to the traditional beef burger is apparently so good that they are running out of them. What makes them so good? Hard Factor Pat may have your answer.. Lightening Round: -Scientology cruise quarantined for Measles -UNC Student is a hero -Moby touched Trump with his dick -Someone in TX hates bees Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Venezuela finally started that coup they're always taking about. They still have a bonus president, but Operation Freedom is in it's final phase. Trump is tried of immigrants getting into America without paying admission and is hell bent on closing the loopholes in the Asylum process at the US border. Trump announced that he wants to charge fees to those who choose to seek asylum in the US, and will limit the court's time to 180 days to adjudicate all asylum claims (something that can take years now with over 850K backlogged cases), also you wouldn't be eligible to work in the US while you wait for your case to be adjudicated. It's not exactly like it sounds. But way too many people have gotten HIV from a particular spa in New Mexico. Pro tip, bring your own needles when getting injections from people that don't have medical degrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

'Hot" Rod Rosenstein is out as the Deputy Attorney General. He has resigned effective May 11th and his bosses boss President Donald Trump is probably thrilled since he has asked for treason charges to be considered for the "Hot Rod." Way to avoid the awkward performance review Rod. Russia is very likely training whales, dolphins and seals to join their navy. Floating whale mines is pretty fucking genius if you ask us. Not writing anything else about this one, but you should listen to the full story on the podcast. According to a Korean doctor that is a professor at Oxford for the time being, there are a bunch of invisible aliens that are having sex with us to procreate. Maybe this is why we wake up with morning wood! To get the full scoop on these stories and much much more subscribe and listen to the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The measles are making a comeback with over 700 cases in the US this year, and President Trump is telling everyone to go get the shot. Are you going to do your duty? Shopping addicts and hoarders rejoice, Amazon will now get you your prime orders for essential oils starter kits and whatever other weird shit you might be into 1 day sooner, starting as early as June. The new “Vox Party” in Spain has a crazy plan for how to bring the country back to greatness, a jack-off in California shot up a Synagogue, the Avengers smashes box office records (and some of our patience), and the Giants put on a show at the NFL draft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices