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Trump and Mexico are in a classic Mexican Standoff situation, and Trump is using some classic last minute sales tactics to get Mexico to buy our produce. Tune In for that and a long Lightning Round of other topics. Thanks for listening!! Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hong Kongers showed up by the hundreds of thousands, or even millions depending on who you ask, to protest new extradition laws being forced on them by China. A lightning round of other headlines, including more American deaths in the Dominican Republic, the Mexican tariff resolution, Kim Jong Un killing people with pirañas, and a California man who just thinks swastikas look “really cool.” Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On our 200th episode we give you an update on all things President Donald Trump, American tourists dying/getting murdered at resorts in The Dominican Republic, and a LONG lightening round. Please continue to spread the word and we hope to bring you much more content in the future. Cheers!! Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: SOFT CORNER: A scumbag leaves his wife after she suffered burns on over 90% of her body because he tried to reignite a campfire with gasoline. While traveling from UK to Dubai Victoria Buchanan realized she had a little left over stuff from the night before, and like a cocaine captain she thought it better to go down with her ship than part with the party favors. Victoria wanted to keep the party going when she got to fundamentalist country of Dubai where she knew cocaine might be difficult to find, so she swallowed the zip lock bag of drugs (presumably to fish it out later). Unfortunately they don't make coke baggies like they used to and Victoria died. She was the ultimate party girl. Alabama Introduces Chemical Castration For Child Molesters, Bravo Alabama. Bravo. Brought to you by We The People Holsters –> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... Tariffs and Walls is going to replace Chutes and Ladders as the hottest new children's game ™Hard Factor Ever have one of those nights where you wake up because your neighbor breaks into your house, gets naked grabs your hammer and starts trying to break through your bedroom wall 'The Shining' style? At least one family has. This and a Lightning Round full of shit you need to hear. Listen, subscribe, share. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This guy who looks like a hamster is actually just a dude who loves to get hammered and go to the strip club when he's out of town on business. He also happens to be a Catholic school principal who takes kids on field trips. President Trump and Meghan Markle are beefing, Illinois legalized recreational marijuana and sports gambling in the same week, mystery murders in the Dominican Republic, Rodrigo Duterte cured his own gayness (allegedly), NASA is ordering deliveries to the moon, and the tragic mass shooting in Virginia Beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robert Mueller finally spoke to the press, kind of, about his report. He essentially said NO COLLUSION and if you want to know more read the damn report, I'm gong to Tahiti. Lighting Round of Other Topics, including Florida WOMAN, Weed, Uber, Alex Trebek Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of upholding existing abortion policy in Indiana to the outrage of Clarence Thomas. A woman in Hawaii got lost in the woods for 17 days without phone or water because she was following a voice in her head. Several stories from the Sunshine state, the highest paid hooker in the USA, UFOs and much much more. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Hard Factor... This fucking creep Keith Raniere who looks like Stephen King's slightly more handsome younger brother was a sex cult leader that allegedly suffered from severe ED. What a loser. After that we go through a lightning round of other topics, check it out. Brought to you by: dollarshaveclub.com/hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Avenatti is once again in the news for being the worlds biggest slime-ball. Allegedly stealing $300,000 from Stormy Daniels. And a whole bunch of hilarious topics in our long lightening round. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's episode of Hard Factor.... The decision makers in the state of Alabama are acting like a bunch of Arthurs. Oh and there's a fantastic Lightning Round, don't believe us, just listen to the pod. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The man pictured above is Nigel Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party. An anti-Brexit "remainer" hit him with a salted caramel and banana milkshake from Five Guys Burgers & Fries. The big news here is that the United Kingdom has Five Guys. Does this look like the face of a woman that would jailbreak her boyfriend by calling the jail and pretending to be the sheriff? If you said yes, gold star. This is Maxine Feldstein, her boyfriend Nick Lowe was in Douglas County Jail in Arkansas for charges of identify theft back in Ventura Country, California. Lowe was awaiting transfer to Cali when Feldstein called up pretending to be from the Ventura Sheriffs department to let them know that he could be let because of overcrowding in Ventura County. Douglas County bought it hook line and sinker. Go figure. Now Feldstein is facing 15 years in the slammer. Their fatal flaw? They didn't leave Arkansas. Bummer. Also... - Trump slams Biden for moving out of Pennsylvania - The French are lazy and shut down the Eiffel Tower because some guy climbed it - A Disney World employee stole an animatronic puppet from Disney, obviously for sex. Brought to you by WeThePeopleHolsters.com enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

President Trump finally weighed in on the abortion bans being passed in the South, and he thinks the GOP needs to get on the same page. He also fired off another reminder to Iran Never to threaten the US ever again. Tornadoes are ripping through communities across the US this spring, with more to come. Big weather is going crazy with the coverage. Biden wants to campaign on unity, Arnold chewed a dropkick, some states are having trouble passing weed bills, Google punished Huawei, and Deontay Wilder almost killed someone in the ring. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alabama's Governor Kay Ivey is not a fan of abortion. She is 74 and she wants people to know the pregnancy options are binary, carrying pa baby to term, or not be pregnant at all. This is the worst abortion law since... last week. Jeremy Kyle is a complete asshole. His talk show was cancelled after a long run of ruining people lives, one person who was recently on the show and committed suicide seems to have been the tipping point. According to a lot of guests and people that previously worked on the Kyle show, the show was very unethical.. which led to, you know, suicides. Brought to you by We The People Holsters --> Enter promo code: FACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess what? Joe Biden has a commanding lead in the Democratic Presidential Candidate race, and probably because he wears the coolest sunglasses of anyone. We will take you through who the other front runners are and explain why Beto and Elizabeth Warren have no chance. A Florida Man (just look at those eyes) was arrested for practicing his basketball skills in public. No big deal, except that he was NAKED. Nobody wants to take a charge against this guy...... Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those assholes at Monsanto are paying out lawsuits again, because Round Up which they own likely causes cancer. Not good for a few of the Hard Factor boys who were huge Round Up guys in the 2000s. That and the cigarette abuse, and the genetic history. In the US we've had a string of machete attacks, but in Germany they have had attacks with a non conventional weapon as well. That being the crossbow. Five people ended up dead this past week in Germany via crossbow bolts and I guess that's because the clear fan of GOT was too lazy to figure out how to make wildfire. If you want to find out what's goin on with this story all you have to do is listen to the show. Brought to you by: wethepeopleholsters.com/factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alyssa Milano is calling for a nationwide sex strike from women in response to Georgia passing the “Heartbeat Bill” that essentially bans abortion. A madman has been terrorizing hikers on the the Appalachian Trail for months, being arrested before and released, but his reign of insanity ended in a deadly attack. President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE.President Trump is dealing with continued concerns that the trade war with China may end badly, and that much of the country wants him impeached, so lots of new stuff there… Elon is making more 420 jokes on Twitter, a dog makes a deal with a bear to exchange bones for trash in Canada, Amy Schumer makes questionable choices, new “Loquesha” think piece, and BIGTIME TOMMIE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The House Judiciary Committee voted on Wednesday to hold Attorney General Bill Barr in “contempt of congress” because of his choices to first skip his second day of scheduled hearings, where the D's celebrated by eating fried chicken, and then claiming executive privilege as the basis to not turn over the full un-redacted Mueller Report to the committee. Alcohol consumption is on the rise, and if you spent any time in the Hard Factor studio you would see that this is VERY true. Surprisingly Europe is slightly down, and so is New Zealand. Asia as a continent is way up and India is leading the charge, up 38%!! We have another hero on our hands. Kendrick Castillo, who charged the micro-penised shooter at STEM School in CO, gave his life trying to save his fellow classmates. This is the second time in recent shootings that a student has given their life by rushing the piece of shit who was dead set on killing innocent people. These guys are heroes, thank you for your service!!! Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bet you're thinking twice about that abortion now, huh? Yesterday Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed a “fetal heartbeat” bill into law yesterday. The bill seeks to outlaw abortion after about six weeks, aka potentially in some cases one week after a teenager would tell her friends, “I missed my period.” This bill takes effect on Jan. 1, 2020, at which point you can be sentenced to death if you decide you're no longer interested in your pregnancy. Go Dawgs. Waymo, the self driving car company started by Google finally launched their first batch of death self driving vans in Phoenix. The company is starting small, starting with just 10 vans. Also yesterday Lyft announced that is lost 1.1 billion dollars in the first quarter of 2019, a trend that will surely continue as they are hit with countless lawsuits from passengers who drowned in lakes. Hester Jordan Burkhalter, 69 from North Carolina was arrested at Disney World for possession of a CBD tincture. The great-grandmother who uses the cannabis product for horrible arthritis in her legs, arms and shoulder was jailed for 12 hours in and Orange County, FL jail before charges were dropped. This would break Chill Jonathan's heart. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers –> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode... The United States is moving ships and sucking tits. If you don't want to end up like a certain dragon then shape it up countries like Iran. Denver is about to change the mother fucking game and legalize shrooms. Pretty sure Phish is going to be playing some extra shows there in 2020. Chinese Pork and Tysons Chicken Having some Issues.... Eat steak and subscribe to Hard Factor. Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AOC's boyfriend got a ton of shit for being overweight and hairy. A French chick even called him a “bin raccoon.” The Hard Factor boys are rattled. TSA claims that they are not interested in your marijuana products in your bags when you travel, but that if they come across them while looking for other hazardous material that they can't turn a blind eye. Maximum Security gets jobbed, Country House and Hard Factor Pat get a gift, AND an old Derby Winner is selling jars of it's shit for $200 a pop. A horrific plane accident in Moscow, Boeing being boeing, and panty bandits in PA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bill Barr was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee and he did not give a shit. Just look at that picture. In fact, he cared so little about being questioned, that he said "I'm not coming back" in regards to appearing again today. Enjoy the scotch and day off, Bill. A couple frats at Swathmore College in PA are in some hot water and are getting disbanded after their google docs was hacked and the term "Rape Attic" was discovered within the documents. The Impossible Burger, which is a meatless alternative to the traditional beef burger is apparently so good that they are running out of them. What makes them so good? Hard Factor Pat may have your answer.. Lightening Round: -Scientology cruise quarantined for Measles -UNC Student is a hero -Moby touched Trump with his dick -Someone in TX hates bees Brought to you by 1800flowers.com Radio Offers --> Enter promo code: HARDFACTOR Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Venezuela finally started that coup they're always taking about. They still have a bonus president, but Operation Freedom is in it's final phase. Trump is tried of immigrants getting into America without paying admission and is hell bent on closing the loopholes in the Asylum process at the US border. Trump announced that he wants to charge fees to those who choose to seek asylum in the US, and will limit the court's time to 180 days to adjudicate all asylum claims (something that can take years now with over 850K backlogged cases), also you wouldn't be eligible to work in the US while you wait for your case to be adjudicated. It's not exactly like it sounds. But way too many people have gotten HIV from a particular spa in New Mexico. Pro tip, bring your own needles when getting injections from people that don't have medical degrees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

'Hot" Rod Rosenstein is out as the Deputy Attorney General. He has resigned effective May 11th and his bosses boss President Donald Trump is probably thrilled since he has asked for treason charges to be considered for the "Hot Rod." Way to avoid the awkward performance review Rod. Russia is very likely training whales, dolphins and seals to join their navy. Floating whale mines is pretty fucking genius if you ask us. Not writing anything else about this one, but you should listen to the full story on the podcast. According to a Korean doctor that is a professor at Oxford for the time being, there are a bunch of invisible aliens that are having sex with us to procreate. Maybe this is why we wake up with morning wood! To get the full scoop on these stories and much much more subscribe and listen to the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The measles are making a comeback with over 700 cases in the US this year, and President Trump is telling everyone to go get the shot. Are you going to do your duty? Shopping addicts and hoarders rejoice, Amazon will now get you your prime orders for essential oils starter kits and whatever other weird shit you might be into 1 day sooner, starting as early as June. The new “Vox Party” in Spain has a crazy plan for how to bring the country back to greatness, a jack-off in California shot up a Synagogue, the Avengers smashes box office records (and some of our patience), and the Giants put on a show at the NFL draft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So not that we didn't know this already, but apparently FAR more Boy Scout leaders are molesting kids, and they don't even sell delicious cookies. Bill Cosby is not happy with the judge that oversaw his case, and now he wants out of jail on bail while he awaits an appeal. He claims he is not a threat, but until he's dead, he is likely still a threat. And much much more in the lightening round, and in case you don't what the hitchhiker Kai looks like, his pic is below. Search him on youtube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The US Supreme Court held oral arguments on Tuesday about whether or not to allow the Trump administration to ask questions about citizenship status on the 2020 US Census… and you wouldn't believe it but, it looks pretty likely that they're going to allow it. Which at the end of the day really means nothing because only nerds fill out the census and everyone knows if you have the balls to swim across the Rio Grande River while Border Patrol is chasing you, you aren't a nerd and were never going to fill out the census anyway. A golf loving family of four (a foursome) ironically named The Freedman's are facing some serious charges this week after their Masters Golf Tournament scam was uncovered by the Feds. These evil geniuses have been exploiting the Masters Ticket Lottery for years. Here's the scheme: they would buy bulk snail mailing lists and submit a hundreds of submissions to the ticket lottery associated with dummy email addresses, and if one of their counterfeit entries was lucky enough to hit, they would forge drivers licenses and other documents and reroute the tickets to their address. MAYBE they were making $10k a year. They're facing 20 years max... Totally worth it. Between 2013 and 2014 Canada shipped 103 shipping containers filled with what they said were "materials for recycling." For the past six years said containers have been rotting at a port in Manila. It was recently discovered that Canada lied about the contents of the containers, which did not have materials for recycling in them, but rather household garbage. You can guess how the murderous "president" of The Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte took this news -- he wants the trash gone, or WAR with Canada. Excited to see how this plays out. @HardFactorNews @HardFactorMark @HardFactorPat @HardFactorWes @HardFactorWill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So stop me if you've heard this before, Social Security is going to run out right before you're old enough to collect. Word on the street is that people are going to be collecting a lot less than 100% of their social security check starting in 2035, but that can change. Baby boomers are good though so don't worry about them. Elon Musk had his space ship blow up, one of his cars spontaneously combust, and his smelly girlfriend Grimes said she feels like she's in "villain mode" and turned into Thanos because of hanging out with him. What the fuck have you done lately. Okay enough of the Florida hand job shop in the news already. Apparently now there is a video of Bob Kraft getting his front drained that is now on sale to the highest bidder. We propose that Kraft just lean into this whole thing, buy the video himself and play it over the giant screen at Gillette before the first home game right before they drop the banner. Blurring of any objects onscreen could be a game time decision. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three churches and four hotels were bombed in Sri Lanka on Easter in an apparently religiously motivated attack. There have been counter attacks, and it's a bad situation. A Seton Hall professor wanted to “celebrate” Easter by lighting several Catholic churches on fire… good news for everyone that this man is an absolute moron and didn't get away with his plan. Also, a pastor in Ohio encouraged his 12 year-old Sunday school kids to spit on him and cut him with steak knives to simulate the torture that Jesus Christ endured; and aggressive lesson plan to say the least. 69 year-old Larry Mitchell Hopkins has been arrested for leading a militia group on the border, apprehending border crossers they felt were unable to be handled by the Federal authorities. The real star of this story is the mug shot. Cannabis Cup Recap, Michael Avenatti allegedly stole over a million from Hassan Whiteside and his ex-girlfriend, and Ukraine has elected a comedian as their new president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coral Lytle, of Tulare CA is being accused of banging her daughters two separate freshman boyfriends and bribing them off with booze and smokes. Sounds like a great deal for a 15 year old boy, because she is kinda hot.....The whole thing fell through when one of the freshman got a conscience and alerted police because he felt guilty shaking her husband's hand.....what an idiot that kid is. Apple and Qualcomm have finally settled their lawsuit. What does it mean?? Well this is great news for Iphone users because it means Apple will be able to bring you 5G service quicker, so quicker stream times for porn clips and whatever else you like to look at on your phone. Federal prosecutors charged 60 physicians and pharmacists Wednesday with illegally handing out bullshit scripts for opioids in what they are calling is the biggest dirty doctor opioid bust ever in the U.S. It's probably laughable in China. Doctors were handing out prescriptions to friends, trading them for sex, and even pulling teeth to cover up the prescriptions. Lightening Round: - Double Suicide, including the girl who was terrorizing Colorado schools with threats of another Columbine Massacre, she's dead. Former Peruvian President, Alan Garcia, killed himself while police were in his house to arrest him for charges of money laundering and accepting bribes. - Scientists now believe that you know you are dead for several minutes when your heart stops and are actually conscience of what is happening around you....bummer. - The dog that was found swimming 135 miles off Thailand is back on land, safe and sound, maybe.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: Roll back out the veto gong. Our guy Donnie got a taste a few weeks ago. He got his first veto in over the National Emergency “invasion” in air quotes at the border and now he's going to be smashing that veto gong a lot. Number 2 came on Tuesday when President Donald Trump vetoed a congressional resolution that sought to end U.S. involvement in the Saudi-led war in Yemen. There has been a four-year-long civil war where one side is backed by Saudi Arabia and the other side is backed by Iran those being the Houthi rebels. A few quick facts about Yemen are it is located at the southern end of the Arabian peninsula in western Asia and is only separated from Africa by the Gulf of Aden. Really sexy gulf front property with a vast array of coral, fish and even whales I would love to go snorkeling there. An article published by the Sun, an Australian news outlet, on Monday is scaring the shit out of news readers everywhere because it talks about all the things that can happen when permafrost is melted by global warming/climate change/being hot outside, whatever the fuck you want to call it. The basic gist is that prehistoric bacteria and diseases can lie dormant in permafrost that's been frozen deep beneath the earth's surface for thousands of years, or more. Some more news out of the handjob capitol of the United States, Jupiter Florida. Where a man being identified as “John Doe” is suing the Jupiter Police Department for violating his constitutional rights to privacy because he was at the Orchids of Asia on the same day the police were operating their bullshit sting against Patriots owner and all around great guy, Bob Kraft. So he is suing the Palm Beach County State Attorneys Office, the detective who got the warrant to spy with cameras, and the Jupiter police department for damages. Something tells me the judge is going to throw it out and tell him sorry about his divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well that was wild, the whole fucking cathedral almost burnt to the ground and the whole world was watching it and acting like it was a royal wedding except one where someone got stood up at the alter. This is not the first time Notre Dame was nearly or just straight up destroyed, it happened in World War I as well. No one died, they will rebuild and the baguettes and wine will still be phenomenal in the meantime. Tiger won the Masters, holy shit let's give him a Medal of Honor, the Nobel Peace Prize, the Pulitzer, a Grammy, a Kennedy Center Honor and the Presidential Medal of Freedom along with his fifth green jacket. President Trump says he is actually going to give Woods the Medal of Freedom, good for Tiger and great for local madams because Tiger is back and he be fucking. Yesterday was Tax Day and fuuuck Tax Day. Bernie Sanders seemed to be loving it though as he released the last ten years of his tax history and revealed that he became a millionaire when he ran for President in 2016 by selling a shit load of copies of his book as well as whatever else money you make running for President. Brought to you by: We The People Holsters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guy Beto O'Rourke wishes he was, Julian Assange, has been detained and is now facing charges from the United States… but everyone doesn't agree on if he's guilty or not. A family of complete savages wrecked shop on the Eau Claire, Wisconsin Walmart, and hilarity ensued. Even the dog got in on the action. A man in Michigan, recently divorced, is suing his parent for over $80K for destroying his porn stash, claimed to be valued at $29K. The additional $50K is for the emotional stress he's had to endure without his pile of porn… Nancy Pelosi wants President Trump to lay off Ilhan Omar, a 75 year-old Florida man was killed by his pet cassowary (basically a raptor, see pic), and Tiger Woods is BACK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hard Factor VP of Football Operations & Host of Pardon My Take PFT Commenter joins the show today to talk... A festival that takes place on the first Sunday of every April in Kawasaki, Japan is quite the event!! The centuries old festival, which is based on a legend involving a jealous demon hidden inside the vagina of a Goddess who bites dicks off, is basically the worlds biggest bachelorette party. NASA unleashed the "first ever" picture of a black hole that is 55 million light years away and 6.5 billion times bigger than our little bitch Sun. PFT discusses his theory on how NASA may be trolling Trump with this new incredible photo, and we discuss why it actually is not that cool to look at. A new species of tiny humans has been discovered. Standing an estimated max height of 3 feet 6 inches, the Homo luzonensis, as they are being called, suffered from a form of dwarfism, and PFT believes the guy who first discovered the tiny foot print and then dug for 9 more years, may have a little bit of a foot fetish. Lightening Round: - US Attorney General Bill Barr says Trump was definitely spied on during his campaign, yea no shit. - Bernie Sanders unveils his new 1 trillion dollar Medicare plan for all citizens. - A woman in Tennessee was arrested for stealing an electric scooter from Wal-Mart and driving it to Waffle House for "coffee" - You can now change your gamer handle on Playstation, first one is on the house, after that its $10 a pop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Federal agents busted one of the largest medicare schemes in history on Tuesday. The scheme, which targeted elderly and disabled persons on medicare, involved shady doctors, who were getting bribes from medical equipment companies to write fake prescriptions for knee, back and neck braces that patients didn't actually need. Telemedicine companies would call up people known to be on medicare, tell them they could get them braces they didn't really need, then would bill medicare after the braces were delivered. This will cause YOUR healthcare premiums to go UP, and you should be outraged!! Andrew Lippi, who just bought an 8 Million Dollar private island off the coast of Key West, is being charged with grand theft in Florida, after returning products to K-Mart (yes a few still exist) that contained nothing more than bullshit. The man, who was attempting to fill his new home with necessities like a new Keurig machine, was returning the boxes of these items for refunds, but the kicker is the boxes didn't have those products in them. Florida should really up their qualifications for "grand theft" Lightening Round: - Everyone forget all the opportunities Johnny Football carelessly blew over the last six years. Johnny's dead, he died... and like a Phoenix rising from the ashes - meet John Football. All is forgiven. -Aunt Becky is probably going to jail for bribing her ridiculously hot daughters into USC. -A 34-year old professional gambler set the new record for the largest single-day-cash-win on the game show Jeopardy, taking home over $110,000. Unfortunately for him even $110k isn't enough to make a know-it-all degenerate gambler lovable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On Today's Episode of Hard Factor: We're joined by special guest host @UncleChaps. Trump had such a big day. So much stuff. Trump fired the director of the Secret Service. He named the Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corpsas terrorists. The Senators he tapped for the “healthcare policy group” just aren't that into him. And a California judge blocked Trump's policy of returning asylum seekers to Mexico as they wait for their cases to be heard by an immigration court, and it's only Monday. I would bet the over on an early departure to Mar-a-Lago for Donald this week. If you're saying to yourself “yea, there is something vaguely familiar and also evil about this guy's face” then you may have paid attention in history class. Meet Julius Caesar Mussolini. He is the great grandson of the bad boy of the Axis Of Evil, Benito Mussolini. Beyond his name being Julius Caesar (which is equivalent of an Austrian being named Archduke Franz Ferdinand) he is running on behalf the the Brothers of Italy Party; so this should work out well for all parties involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Special co-host Kate joins the boys to discuss the news on this episode. DHS Secretary Kristjen Nielsen Resigns Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristjen Nielsen resigned effective immediately on Sunday amid criticisms from all sides on how the situation at the US southern border has been handled so far. Double Feature from Africa: The American Hostage in Uganda was Found, and A Poacher was Killed by Elephants and Lions The American hostage being held ransom for $500,000 inside a Ugandan national park on safari, Kimberly Sue Endicott, was found. Over in South Africa, a suspected poacher was killed when he was mauled by elephants and later devoured by lions inside Kruger National Park, must have been pretty satisfying for the lions. PA Man Raids Maxi-Pads and Cereal on Meth Binge A man in Altoona, PA woke up to a stranger passed out on his kitchen floor, surrounded by cut up maxi-pads and empty cereal boxes. Turns out the guy was on a meth binge and just really wanted cereal and maxi-pads. Lightning Round of Other Headlines Devin Nunes is moving forward on criminal investigation referrals to AG Bill Barr about alleged illegal activity carried out by the Mueller investigation team made up of the FBI and DOJ. A Florida man was arrested for burglary after he was released from jail and immediately began stealing stuff out of the cars parked inside the jail parking lot. Will skipped a Liz Warren speech for a weed convention, and Kate grades Austin, TX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever had a manicure that got you just a little too excited that you do something illegal? Well that's what happened to Steve Wynn, who is being accused of raping and impregnating a woman who gave him a very special manicure inside his hotel, and he thinks its all a conspiracy against him....Ok Steve.... A man and his dog were attacked by hundreds of bees in their home after the bees penetrated the abode through a hole in the wall, and while the man escaped with only hundreds of bee stings, his dog, who likely tried to bite every single bee, had a different outcome. An American woman and her safari drivers, who maybe or maybe not were in on the job, were abducted at gunpoint while on safari and the kidnappers demanded $500,000 in ransom for HER safe return. So Uganda deployed its most "elite" police force to find them. Good luck lady! LIGHTENING ROUND: - President Trump Hates Wind Energy -Olivia Jade Is Still Hot, Who Cares What Happens to Her Mom -TSA About To Make Our Lives A LOT Easier AND FINALLY OUR QUEST TO BE MUCH LESS UN-SEXY HAS ENDED, FIND OUT HOW MUCH WE ALL LOST AND JUST HOW EASY IT IS TO DO THE SAME WITH YOUR LIFE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump said on Tuesday: "If we don't make a deal with Congress, the border's going to be closed. 100 percent." Not only does Trump want action now from Congress, he cut foreign aid for Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras, basically saying why would we aid them if they send caravans at us?? Your move congress. Also...the Republican Party is now the Party of Healthcare. Whatever that means. In other Trump news, he keeps saying that his father was born in Germany when convenient. Joe Exotic is a former Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate, zookeeper, and tiger salesperson. He was convicted on Tuesday as part of an attempted murder-for-hire plot. His target? Carole Baskin, the founder of the Big Cat Rescue animal center who repeatedly criticized Exotic Joe's treatment of the animals, which is not something Joe could let fly. A Greenville, SC newspaper has been getting a little too up-in-the-business of the non-denominational Relentless Mega Church; and it's pastors DO NOT LIKE THAT. They are so offended that the newspaper has been doing things like, questioning their obvious embezzlement, that they have been saying things like “I cut people. I got a knife right in that pocketbook,” during their sermons... FYI the woman pictured above drives a $200k Lambo. Which, you know, is totally normal for a preacher. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mayor of Baltimore is corrupt. Any questions? There's Michelangelo, Mozart, Maya Angelou, the Beatles and Wes. If you haven't heard Hard Factor Wes describe Brexit then you haven't experienced art. Go grab a nice bottle of Argentinian Malbec, light some candles, take a bubble bath and listen to Wes break down Brexit in a way that makes you feel like you're an MP. Have you ever starred in a play? Well then don't judge Jake Wascher who was just trying to act his dick off. Turns out our boy Jake is a bit o' a method actor and turns out his method is extreme violence. Jake stabbed two of his co-actors multiple times while all the other pussy actors stood around in shock and then took off like Dr. Richard Kimball from the Fugitive. The Fugitive is one of the best movies of all time and we'll leave you at that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A former Nevada assembly-member has come out alleging that Joe Biden is overly-handsy, and now people are compiling the extensive evidence… Recent decisions at airports to ban Chick-fil-A from the premises have many crying bigotry. We're pretty sure that these airport owners are bigoted towards customers not being able to eat on Sundays. A man in Australia sued for over $1 Million for being repetitively farted on and harassed by his former boss. A real stinky situation for this fella to say the least, listen for the full details. … Lightning Round of Other Headlines: Nipsey Hussle shot and killedBorder closures coming??AOC hard to get ahold ofNo Limits Construction's Bookkeeper WoesElon Musk Harambe Tribute, and more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Theresa May said she will step down as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom if her Brexit proposal passes. Essentially everyone hates Theresa May, and she's all "you want me to quit? I'll quit" JUST like Robert The Bruce in Braveheart, but you gotta fight for her one last time (in reality Robert Bruce became the King of Scots, at least according to Mel Gibson's history book). Donald Trump and Billionaire Department of Education head Betsy DeVos had to cut some money from the budget so they decided the Special Olympics was a good place to start. They cut $18 million from those poor kid's budget. They didn't stop there, they also slashed funding for books for the blind (which honestly makes sense). But don't worry, DeVos donated a portion of her government salary to the Special Olympics last year, or as she calls is her "per diem." A couple fun facts about DeVos... Anna Sorokin is a "NYC Socialite" who was in court yesterday for grand larceny and theft of services charges because she swindled various people and businesses out of $275,000 in a 10-month romp which started with free world travel and ended with her in Rikers Island. She was parading around New York claiming to be a German heiress, when in reality her father was a truck driver who also ran a heating-and-cooling business. Also, she fell asleep in the court room today because the proceedings "were just too bland" (fake socialite accent). Lightning Round: - AOC has a serious rant - Facebook BANS White Nationalism - Boeing is working on it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Arby's manager from Tulsa Oklahoma is being charged with 1st degree murder after chasing down a customer who spit in her face during an altercation at her restaurant. The 25 year old woman allegedly chased down the man in her car and shot him in the torso with her unlicensed .45 caliber handgun. She then returned to work as if nothing happened...what a hard worker!!! Little update from Capitol Hill where Obamacare is once again at the forefront of the Democratic Parties hopes to beat Donald Trump in 2020, AOC's Green New Deal suffers a crushing defeat, The Mueller Report will soon be available for public consumption, and somebody please send Trump a Veto Gong, cause he really wants to smash it. Lightning Round: - Charges Against Jussie Smollett dropped and we don't know why - Conor McGregor being charged with rape in Ireland - Woman kicks Marine out of her wedding for looking better than her - Boeing 737 Max 8 in more trouble Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Avenatti is a world class scumbag. The guy doesn't pay child support, rips off every business partner he ever had, makes an announcement saying he's no longer defending porn stars, and now it turns out embezzled money from his client, falsified tax returns and extorted NIKE (Allegedly). This greasy bald bastard is facing up to 97 years in prison and our thoughts are just hook is ass off the face of the earth with a giant cane and launch him into outer space. Not a great week for weed. That's not a sentence that makes a lot of sense, but New Jersey cancelled the vote to legalize recreational marijuana and expunge the records of people with prior marijuana related offenses and apparently a lot of idiots in Colorado are greening out on edibles and ending up in the ER. Let's get it together here people, stop eating too many edibles and fucking this up for the rest of us if you can't handle your shit. Do any of you have a 19 year old in your office that looks like he's probably dosing the water cooler with LSD. Well you might and if you worked at Enterprise car rental in Arnold Missouri, you did. Turns out the teenager was actually trying to help, admitting to dosing his co-workers water and coffee but saying he was only doing it to improve the negative energy in the office. Something tells me this kid is going to be dosing a few more offices before he just figures out every office has a negative energy and quits corporate life to become his own boss, selling tie dye shirts. Here's the best of the rest:- Cuck of the year flies his plane into building he thought wife was in but she and everyone else had evacuated so he just killed himself and on one else- The family that owns Krispy Kreme and Panera Bread had a closet full of Nazi German ancestors that did some real bad shit in Germany during WWII so they are going to donate a bunch of money to charity- A man was arrested at an Indonesian airport for drugging and smuggling an orangutan in his luggage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Mueller Report is finally done. While the entire report hasn't been provided yet, a summary from the Attorney General indicates there will be no formal charges for collusion or obstruction coming for the President. The report also contains other details about how Russia did indeed seek to influence the 2016 election. A cruise ship in Norwegian waters (first of all, why are people doing March cruises in Norway) lost control of itself in giant ocean swells and barely made it back to shore over the weekend. Mel B (Scary Spice) told everyone about how she went down on Gerri Hallwell (Ginger Spice) back in the day, and now there may be trouble with the upcoming Spice Girl reunion tour. Turns out Ginger Spice's conservative husband may not like her hanging around her old squeeze. The PowerBall is going to be at least $750 Million for the Wednesday drawing. There's a multi-state recall on avocados. Reload with your bookie, the Sweet 16 is coming, and don't forget to support New Zealand shooting victims by getting your Unbreakable shirt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Authorities seized 1,000 lbs of cocaine at a port in Philadelphia and coke heads in Philly are probably not happy about it. The combined street value of the bust was 18 million dollars, but was not nearly the biggest bust in our great countries history. In 1989 a warehouse in CA was busted with 21 tons of cocaine inside, at the time it had a street value of 6 billion. A woman who adopted 7 children and started a VERY popular YouTube in which she made them perform in sketches, has been arrested because she was not only collecting checks from YouTube, but also torturing her kids. Her YouTube channel titled "Fantastic Adventures", which had over 250 million views and over 800,000 followers has since been taken down and her and her sons are going to jail and are permanently in the Soft Corner. Apparently Adderall can cause psychosis... Who knew that stuffing yourself with Government Methamphetamine could cause your brain to turn on itself?? Also, VERY hot tea can increase your risk of esophageal cancer, probably because when you drink 140 degree tea you are constantly burning your esophagus, leaving it susceptible to cancer...maybe. Lightening Round: - Crazy bus driver in Italy sets a bus full of middle schoolers ablaze. - President Trump needs to chill with insulting John McCain - Weight loss update Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Florida prosecutors are offering Bob Kraft an essential draw, by giving him the option to get off on all blowjob charges, with some minor penalties, if he simply admits that if he were to go to trial that he could possibly be found guilty. If Kraft were to take the deal he would be subjected to community service, some bullshit education classes on prostitution, and would have to pay court fees.. In addition, if he did take the deal he could also face some NFL penalties under their personal conduct policies/Roger Goodell is a very jealous man policy. We will keep you updated and we stand behind Robert Kraft. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Gracelyn Sorrell claims she figured out how to stop masturbating.. WHAT?!?!?! Did she also cure cancer!?!?! We aren't sure how and we aren't sure if we believe her, but she was a great interview none the less and is a must listen!! In all honesty, she was a great sport and we hope all our listeners who are struggling with porn addiction, guessing about 100%, listen to the interview to find inspiration... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

California Congressman Devin Nunes has been getting owned so badly on Twitter by a guy pretending to be his Mom and by someone pretending to be his cow, and he's now suing the social media platform for $250 million for being bullies and for being hypocrites. Hey Nunes, how about you come on the show otherwise we are going to start busting your balls on Twitter something we both know you don't want. Wait are we having a fucking mob war or not? Frank "Franky Boy" Cali the boss of the infamous Gambino crime family was wacked off by a 24 year old Q follower? Come on, no way. One of the other four families or someone in his own family hired this easily brain washed punk in the perfect cover. Maybe they told him Franky Boy was hiding Muslims in the attic. Apparently Space is the last place you want to go if you have herpes, and you will never guess why? Any guesses? Its because just like on earth, the virus is activated by stress, and we imagine being locked inside a capsule for months at a time, unsure of whether or not you will ever get to eat another meal with your family or if you will just get incinerated upon re-entry plays a little bit of a factor on your stress levels as you peer out the window at our very round blue planet. Also it's kind of hard to hide from your fellow astronauts for a few days in a row. "Why does Jeff have his helmet on inside the spaceship?" And so much more in the Lightning Round. All you have to do is click the link above or any of the links below to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices