Greetings Adventurers - Dungeons and Dragons 5e Actual Play

Is this the Final Battle in the Hell Bank? If your heroes act fast and use all the cunning they have saved up by purposely, and bravely, making bad plans surely the end is in sight! Fighting inside a giant robot bank is extremely dangerous and we do not recommend it.The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @Jessmic15! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only way to go is up, even if up seems to be an abandoned sub floor of the hell bank. Like, what if there are truly monsterous things down here? I cannot imagine that they make sure nothing horrible, some discarded security measure deemed too cruel even for this hellish bank, roams these halls. But we must take this bank down if we are to make the realms safer so forward we go.The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It seems like many somethings are not quite the something that they originally seemed to seem. We knew that we most likely were not on some sort of nice beach but I think we underestimated how treacherous this bank holiday could be. What's worse is that it is possible we are being used to further some other entities goals unbeknownst to us! Well, our quest is still an honorable one so we must press on. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GeeklyCon is the highlight of all of our years and it was so fun to get to share this joy with so many folks in 2019. If you didn't get a chance to attend, no worries! Here you can listen to the audio version of our live show. The video version will be done soon.The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @toddondesigndenver! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Sleeping during the summer can be a drag so treat yourself to $20 off a buffy.co comforter with the offer code DRAGONS to stay cool. Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had the joy and pleasure to be invited to this years' D&D Live event in LA in May. It was so, so much fun and we are so thankful to all of y'all for the opportunity that you, the amazing fans, provided us. Lets just say we had a Hell of a time. Also huge thanks to Nick from the BomBARDed cast for joining us and being a delight. Also, you can watch the dang thing right now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXLpCZyNFk&feature=youtu.beThe adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Sleeping during the summer can be a drag so treat yourself to $20 off a buffy.co comforter with the offer code DRAGONS to stay cool. Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having angered yet another dragon, the gang must fight for their lives against the creatures' fury. Meanwhile, Toby is in his own fight in the bedroom. Both are dangerous but one is fun and they other has big teeth full of lightning. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @Jessmic15! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic tale in spy adventures is "What if the enemy is hot and wants to kiss???" Sure, it is dangerous, but so is doing spy things! Maybe doing a little kissy is going to make things more complicated but honestly you won't know until you find out. The mission is the most important thing and if having a bedroom moment helps he mission why not I say. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @bridgitconnell! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Close your eyes. Imagine an idyllic tropical resort. You would imagine that they would have some sort of cabin filled with whatever your heart desires. Now imagine you are hearing screams from a pal you met on a Prison Plane. Not a fun thought, is it. That is the life of an adventurer and it is only going to get weirder. With our emotions wounds somewhat healed we must head out into the most fearsome foe yet - a corporate mixer party. What will these dreaded hellions get into to sate their dark desires? If there is a limbo and conga line we are leaving. That is the final straw. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey (Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With our emotions wounds somewhat healed we must head out into the most fearsome foe yet - a corporate mixer party. What will these dreaded hellions get into to sate their dark desires? If there is a limbo and conga line we are leaving. That is the final straw. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the extreme stakes bearing down on our heroes' shoulders they decide that the safest route to their goals is - A Talent Show. Weirder things have saved millions if our histories can be believed. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Fear all ye who miss Dwarven Forge’s Hellscape kickstarter! Complete with illuminated lava and infernal decor, this miniature table top gaming terrain is full of all the evil your life has been missing. Live now on Kickstarter, get your pledge in while it’s still hot. Get your fresh hell and melt the faces on your whole party. We know the devil is in the details, and that’s why Dwarven Forge’s terrain is hand painted, hand sculpted, and individually kissed by Asmodeus himself. Ending on July 1st, you will want to make sure you get in on this before hell freezes over.Podcast art by @wingedhat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When danger is all around you it is easy to rely on past successes and charge into the unknown. Surely, since you have faced gods and survived, this next peril will be tough but manageable. Surely, we will be able to solve any problem thrown our way. Surely, any foe we face should be more afraid of us than we are of them. But that is not always the case, unfortunately. And you only have to be wrong once. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Dwarven Forge’s Hellscape kickstarter is now live and you simply don't want to miss it!Finding and scheduling a game night can be hard but Gamelyapp.com is there to help out!You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our heroes have found the location of the artifact, which is their whole reason for being in Hell. All they have to do is get into the vault, grab it, and they can dip out of this weird and creepy corporate hell-retreat. Maybe this arc will end up being a short one after all!The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @a_goatfacekilla! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your heroes race deeper into the depths of the hell bank searching for the piece of the god killing puzzle. They have never experienced such a frightful lair as this but with the power of team work they will surely come out the other side. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look we know the hell bank vault is going to have a lot of defenses but what else are we supposed to do? Not try to break in??? No, the only logical course of action is to rush into danger with a plan we know will not work and then adapt a new plan once we get down there. How bad could it be? The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @wingedhat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This dang corporate retreat is going to kill us. Probably literally. This infernal bank has strange and dangerous magics we have never seen before and that is terrifying. Surely, we are strong enough to overcome any obsticle but at what cost? Being shot with hell beams hurts like...well...hell.Also, a little announcement. As we have mentioned way back we are changing the name of the podcast. The reasons are many and complicated but we hope we still have your trust as we all work through this change. Only the name of the podcast is changing, nothing else! Still the same wild antics and really bad plans. We are pleased to finally reveal that the new name of our little D&D podcast is - Greetings, Adventurers!The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang finally catches a break! Are they in hell? Sure. Do they have a bungalow with HDTV and a lazy river that follows directly to the pool bar? YES! It seems like this all tracks, and nothing could possibly go wrong.  The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by @gregor_stiebert! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONS to get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If I can take a step outside of in character podcast descriptions for a second, it is obvious that Michael needed a break from trying (and usually failing) to kill us every week so he sent us to the beach. Michael may act like this is some sort of spooky hell beach but I am pretty sure we are just RPing being able to afford a vacation like this. This is what makes D&D so special - imagining a world where the impossible is possible. I am excited.  The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editor David Stewart (@spudcam)!  Podcast art by jojo.draws! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum.Want to eat good dreadwing level meals at home without fighting slimes? Head to hellofresh.com/DRAGONS80 and use the offer code DRAGONS80.You gotta respect your teeth like a +1 greatsword, amirite? Head to GETQUIP.com/DRAGONSto get your first re-fill pack for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our brave Bank Heroes continue their task of infiltrating the dread bank of Pelor's Hope. Surely, whoever ate Gruebel McSnuggs lunch didn't plan on The Tower of Grey to be on the scene! Whoa to all lunch stealers!Podcast art by @lochearte! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dress for the job you want and when you want a job at an evil bank in the big city, well, the only option is to dress to the 7s. Rowan, unfortunately, is afraid of having a job so she ran into the woods! (Jennifer was in NYC for work). Gather around and listen to the tale of 3 brave heroes who must try with all their might to get a job at a bank.Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are really showing that dragon what's what, aren't we? Unfortunately, Drakoolus's guards are no push over so the gang still has to stay on their combat toes or else risk serious bodily harm. More disconcerting, however, is the mental damage poor Frank must be experiencing... Poor guy.  Podcast art by @JinxStark! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I am not one to say I told you so but a fella running a damn bank named Oseary Drakoolus is a red flag and a half. Luckily we are seasoned heroes ready for any threat! And two wizards working together while a Monk and a Ranger protect them is a powerful combo worthy to be feared! Podcast art by @arosekami! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frank is cool now so we owe it to him to find out what is up with his weird, probably evil boss. Don't tell Frank, but any excuse to continue to attend the various brunches around the city is always at the top of our minds. If we happen to discover some sort of evil plan that ties all this god capturing shenanigans then that is just icing on my large cinnamon roll.  Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frank is pretty sure that this Iron Bank isn't bad, but we have our doubts. Naturally, we want to be sure that we don't make a very powerful enemy without cause so we gotta do our research. After brunch, that is. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you are face to face with Ioun the goddess of knowledge you gotta take advantage of it. Our heroes are about to journey into extremely dangerous planes so naturally they try to get as much info as possible. Apparently they solved the safer god problems and the next few are a doozy and a half. They all sound terrible. But being a hero means you jump into danger when called to do so. Being a living hero means you make sure you know where you are landing and if the air is poison. Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The battle outside Deephome rages on, but will our heroes be able to keep their rag tag army in check against the onslaught of the approaching Dragons!? That is such a stressful thing to think about! Did we ever imagine the Aludra who woke up on that slab all those years ago and would be commanding an army? They grow up so fast. Unfortunately, there is another shade from Aludra's past on the horizon. Surely... it cannot be...I will not say that heroes name! Trickster! Charlatan! Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out there are lots of bad things going on throughout Drunkeros but luckily Queen Aludra has called her allies to defend Deephome. Listen as we play out a huge battle and repel thousands of enemies from the entrance of the dwarven home land of Deephome. Gasp as a mighty brontosaurus covered in goblins smashes the ranks of a dragonborn cavalry. Stare in awe at a dragons approach over the horizon!Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before we jump into the next chunk of this arc we wanted to take a moment to answer y'all's burning questions! Thank you all so much for writing in. We always love doing these eps since it gives us a chance to wild out a bit. Next episode we will I guess go into some sort of worse place than Prison Planet so that is something nice to think about. I think one of the planes was entirely on fire? Working on our tans would be nice, I guess... Anyways I don't think there are any controversial questions this time (Pie is better than Cake) but feel free to scream at your listening device along with us.Podcast art by @DoodleKm! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think it is safe to say that the heroes of our story needed to let off a little steam. To collectively exhale, let their guard down and just act like all of existence isn't being threatened by some all powerful force. Luckily they have made some allies that many consider gods. It is good to have friends like that. Friends who have whole cities named after them. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having defeated Josail Longshadow our crew of adventurers must decide what to do with the frozen bodies of Torog and Pelor. Pelor is pretty simple: release him. Torog...well Torog will probably be pretty mad and in a "squash small things" mood. Whatever they decide, fate has dealt them a hand that forces them to keep moving forward or else more gods of the realm will be captured. Captured gods tend to have disastrous effects on their local population so they barely have time to catch their breath. That is the life of a hero for you.Podcast art by @mcwafflez45! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Few Podcasts survive to make their 300th episode and we probably would have been one of them if not for you! We are not kidding - we would have quit a long time ago ha ha. You choosing to join us for this wild ride has meant so, so, so, so much to all of us! Now we ask you to join us on our next journey. Our next safer and more ad friendly arc. Our answer to "wait, they just get drunk and play D&D...no thanks". Our earnest desire to be respected by WotC. Please respectfully, minding the local sound ordinances, for Swords and Sobriety Episode 1.All kidding aside, we had so much fun recording this long episode. Maybe a little too much... Podcast art byPodcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is it! Josail Longshadow and Pelor is within our grasps! We are stronger than ever and full of righteous anger. Our quest is to free a god for, Pelor's sake, so we have no choice but to pull out all the stops and end this once and for all. Well, until the next god goes missing. But we are even more prepared for that! We must stop whatever is going on here because not only our plane but all planes of existence could be wiped out! I hope Josail wore a clean pair of undies today.Podcast art by @LadyVidalis! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I think we all knew there was going to be something weird inside the armory or whatever your would call this room. An impound? Is that what you would call it? Anyway this creature is terrifying and I hate fighting it. Something...is screaming inside. Something, dare I say, familiar? Every quest has a moment when you stop and just for one second appreciate just how weird things have gotten. Hopefully this weird crystal belly haver is that moment. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, wonderful adventurers! Due to some illness we are sharing this special Waterdeep: Dragon Heist themed episode. We had two special guest and oh my lorde it was so much fun. Super duper thank you to Carlos Luna and Adal Rifai for joining us on this adventure. So grab your favorite mixture of Dr. Pepper (I am a 60% pepper, 30% diet coke, 10% pepsi man) and listen as we save the day. Sort of. Well...we make it easier for others to save the day. But we definitely helped!You can find the rest of the Podcast of Waterdeep story on http://dnd.wizards.com/dungeon-delve/podcast-hub. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having defeated those weird...creatures and saved Ekhart, the gang now has to journey to the prison offices. Hopefully all of their loot is there. As it often happens, more and more guards are like, trying to stop them? Luckily, we have several...demon or dog based tricks up our sleeves.Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Falling down a big hole usually leads to fun, new experiences but not today! Luckily, our good friend Eckhart Day Hammer is here. But it looks like he is getting…eaten alive? This hole sucks to be in. Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half the team hasn't returned from their meeting with The Baus and Jimmy Skags is running his mouth. Luckily Toby's potion is ready to go and probably isn't poison! Looks like it is time for Plan B(ean) and a head on confrontation with The Baus.  Podcast art by @kikyo_cat! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When a plan just makes sense, you can't think about it too hard. You just have to go for it. Making a crime boss eat his own poisoned pin in a bowl of beans is both poetic and a richly deserved fate. In this episode we watch this beautifully concocted plan play out. Nothing goes wrong. Podcast art by @cclaray! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Skud has low friends in high places things continue to get dicey. Especially since we can't really trust all these damn low friends. Not surprising but still so dang disappointing! Anyways, we are closing in on several of our small time goals in the big house so I got a feeling we are going to breaking out of this damn place soon! Hell yea!Podcast art by @emily_ee_draws! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Slowly but surely the gang is getting their footing in this terrible prison. But, they need to make sure they do not botch this up since they will only have one real chance to grab the blood or the book before the guards get wise and do something about it. Maybe it is losing some of their magical abilities but it looks like our heroes are showing some restraint for the first time ever. But as we are finding out making allies in this place is just as dangerous as fighting a large Slaad. Luckily we have all these tasty and nutritious beans and corns. Well, the corn isn't for us...but still.  Podcast art by @artsy22ajl! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you have nothing to work with in a magical super prison you have to latch onto the small victories. Maybe you get a small rock or a sharpened toothbrush. Who knows what a level 17 adventurer could do with that? Baby steps is the name of the game. Plus, you have to keep your moral up in a place like this. And nothing would make me and my buds happier than that sausage platter over there. I think that guard has a plate of 90 sausages...that is so many. Podcast art by @the_checha! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having gotten their work assignments, our heroes now actually have to go to them and perform adequately enough to not get fired or murdered. Things are very strict in this prison city so naturally our jobs are not that great. But, there are some great secrets and even greater joys to be found for those that look for them. Plus, everyone gets to eat some nice beans, which is great for the soul. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things sure are complicated in this prison. I guess it is probably the most complicated prison in all of the realms if you think about it. Anyways, we gotta get out of here and I guess free our blood? That is a weird thing to say but we have definitely said weirder things. But even if we escape the physical grounds of the prison who knows what they can do with our blood. So, that is a huge priority. So is getting to work! Finally, we got our job assignments. Podcast art by @killurmonkey! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When starting any new life activity - prison included - you have GOT to make a great first impression. One well-known way to do that it is a sucker-punk the biggest prisoner in the place. In this episode we go ahead and explore that space. Oh, and Skud is back. Oh, and what's up with Frank's new friends?  Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dang! We are in the slammer! No big deal though, I am sure we will come up with something. Many adventurers have been locked up and then came up with their most daring stories from their dangerous escapes. Sure, we have no way to access our magics... and we can't find Skud or Frank... but we are making new life-long friends. No prison in all the planes can hold the Tower of Grey!  Podcast art by @eemilyyclairee! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Entering into a new plane of existence is always a dicey proposition. Sure, you could be prepared for anything in your realm and immediately be a fish out of water in this new one. Things are just that different. The Shadowfell has an even more ruthless reputation so it came as no surprise that entering through their front door was not great...But I am sure nothing bad will happen. We are heroes! Folks love heroes no matter which realm you are in. Podcast art by @Psycho_Captain! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that our course is set we actually have to figure out how to get to the ding dang Shadowfell. It isn't easy! Plus we need time to catch our breath while in Pelor's Hope. Toby is hard at work on a solution thanks to the aide of the some of the greatest minds in Drunkeros while the rest of the gang spent time with old friends or made new, bitter rivals. The Die is Cast. The Iron is Hot. Let's get ready to enter a horrible dangerous plane of existence that we absolutely shouldn't go to unless all of existence is under assault.  Podcast art by @a_goatfacekilla! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our new best friend Eckart Dayhammer gives us a brief history of the Circle of Seven and about how lots of things are real bad right now. But, we know now that our quest leads us to Grol a city in the Shadowfell. Since things are bad like, everywhere we enlisted the aide of our former adventurer pals/ scary boat captain to help collect info while we are venture into the dangerous unknown. Hopefully the Shadowfell will be chill and fun but we need to be prepared for when we return. If we return...Podcast art by @sanderdoesart! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With things getting Real Bad in this particular heaven we need to move on. Cut and Run. Get Out While the Gettin is Good. You know. Plus, the greater threat is always around the corner and we must meet it head on in order to make the realms a safer place. We must. If we don't then who will? We are heroes. Podcast art by @AndrewStrawder! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When suspects flee the scene of a crime you gotta throw them into the - Bone Cage. That is how justice is served in a helpful non-lethal way. Plus these two knuckle heads had something to do with the disappearance of a god, so that is a huge no-no in pretty much every realm. But they are very powerful, but will they be powerful enough to destroy the bone cage? Who knows!? The bone cage is vague and loose in game stats so you just kinda gotta wing it. The adventure continues with Skud Derringer (Mike Bachmann), Rowan Grey(Jennifer Cheek), Lahnik "Lahni" Caplain (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our regular editor David Stewart (@spudcam), and also our junior editor Alan Mathews (@JAlanMathewsJr)!  Podcast art by @bridgitconnell! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Want to impress your pals with your wine collection and good taste? Well head to tryfirstleaf.com/DRAGONS for three bottles for just $15!Stop paying too much for your contacts! Head over to simplecontacts.com/DRAGONS20 to save $20 off your first order. Want to eat good meals without all that figuring out which good meals to make? Well head on over to blueapron.com/dragons to get your first three meals for free! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finding Pelor is extremely important, we can all agree, but so is making sure the orcs don't overrun Elysium. That is a ticking clock with Gruumsh's face all over it. While we are not powerful enough to take on Gruumsh we are powerful enough to find clues to Pelor's wheareabouts. We can talk to people who run Laundry Mats in heaven! We can argue with guards! We are heroes. Sometimes being a hero means kidnapping our favorite meat seller to help with our plans. Sometimes. Podcast art by @Oni_shiri! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.