Greetings Adventurers - Dungeons and Dragons 5e Actual Play

Well, we did it. Sometimes success is the difference between you or your foe getting off their signature move. Some days you get the drop. Other days, heck, your enemies must have eaten their fiber bars because they move like a dancer on speed. Now that we got the drop on Jett we have to deal with a slight...gravitational problem. Podcast art by @Floyd_jpg! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The time has finally come to face the traitorous Jett Razor. I hate that guy so much. Luckily, we looked some pretty powerful items to assist us in this fight. Hopefully Jett doesn't have similarly powerful items...wait...this is his city. Oh man he is totally going to have like a rocket launcher or something. Well, wish us luck!Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to split the party to see how the gang handles challenges by themselves. Each member of our team, plus Tug and Elenor, must pull their weight and not goof up or else all of Glaine, the Jewel of the East, could die! Plus, surely Jett knows his former friends are probably up to something weird, which gives him plenty of time to prepare for us. This all seems like a bad idea...Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our heroes are well on their way to saving everyone in both a stylish and brave way. Their fame will surely be spread far and wide across the lands. Surely, that won't have any downsides, right? Well at least they get some fun loot from the Armory in Nareev which will make any future complications less complicated.Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Nareev steadily falling to the warm and inviting location we like to call 'The Ground" the gang has to frantically solve their current gravity issues. The lives of tens of thousands of innocent people and thousands of more-or-less innocent goo people rest in the hands of our heroes. Podcast art by @YourDarlingSon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oops. Looks like we really need to grab those items that our good friend whats her name mentioned. The whole "Bringing back Solani" thing made us more or less not trust all of her ideas. That is on us. But we have to move fast if we want to save Glaine, the Jewel of the East! Hopefully there aren't many hindrances between us and that book and hat!Podcast art by @Dekren! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the mighty fused-together Voltrox defeated, your dudes head into the Temple of Solani to save Glaine, the Jewel of the East. I hope moving all of Nareev is easy. That would be real great. Like, maybe the Orb of Whatever is just super easy to figure out. I can't imagine anything bad will happen if we just kinda try to wing it. Podcast art by @ibplunderin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Temple of Salanae stands in front of our brave heroes. A thought scratches at the back of each of their minds - are we ready to face the defenders of this sacred place? What terrible defenders block our way? Luckily, past these doors the means to move Nareev will finally be in their hands. This whole goopy mess can put behind them and the traitor Jett Razor can be punished.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode was recorded live in front of an audience at GeeklyCon 2017! We were all dolled up in our outfits and oh did we have just the best time! It was a little sweaty but the surprises kept on rolling so we didn't mind the heat anyways. Oh yeah, it was hot because we went to HELL!!! How are we going to get out of this one?!?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In order to save our good bud Yazdir from the Nareevians, our brave heroes must face a huge and powerful enemy. An enemy with big ol' spikes! Luckily, the gang has a few tricks up their sleeves and this prickly foe is about to enter pain city USA.Podcast art by @Coalbee84! Music: "Epic" by Bensound.com" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the planning phase behind us, it is now time to get down to business. But, we have some time to kill so we attempt to give the entire town depression. A heroes work is never done. Podcast art by Shiny Vulpix  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Y'all ever get that felling like you are in a cheesy action film? Maybe it is the man with the eye patch. Or maybe it is the blaring guitars in the distance but I will tell you what, this whole "Save Cheryl she has been kidnapped" thing sounds familiar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our rowdy monster crew gets let in on a secret tip that someone very important to them has been snatched. Podcast art by @Rattenkaefig Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you meet a new friend you just have to establish a baseline level of trust. Trust is so important these days, what with the dreaded Nareevians taking the shape of potential new friends but they are actually trying to siphon off the magical energies from a nice Elven city and overthrow a city that is often times described as a "Jewel of the East." And, yes, this baseline trust can be the wholesale murder of your enemies, but be sure to keep it within reason. The adventure continues with Steve Melloncamp (Mike Bachmann), Aludra Wyrmsbane (Jennifer Cheek), Jaela (Nika Howard), Toby Treacletart (Tim Lanning) and your Dungeon Master (Michael DiMauro). Don’t forget to follow our editors Steph Kingston (@stephokingston) and David Stewart (@spudcam)!Podcast art by @IForgetHisName! Want the world to see your fan art? Tweet it with #DrunksAndDoodles or head on over to the forum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A mysterious stranger meets up with our daring adventurers as they are trying to figure out this strange airship. Will this be a friend? Will this be a foe? Podcast art by @bridgitconnell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All great plans must answer a single question that is often overlooked - how the hell are you going to extract yourself from your current pickle that you have created for yourself? And this is where we find our heroes in today's adventure. Podcast art by @bridgitconnell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With our perfect disguises on we are ready to head into The White Spire with an all expenses paid trip to Nareev. Things are certainly getting tense, what with out goal just a few short feet away. Danger is breathing down our necks. Trust comes slowly since anyone could be a Nareevian agent. But with … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Glaine, the Jewel of the East, sure is nice for being a town taken over by goo-folks. While people seem to be generally bummed about the whole thing, the magical floating city almost makes the sky more beautiful. Street meat still tastes as good. The alleys still smelly. Sure is odd finding all this normal … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The wonderful denizens of Tidtowne offered their aid to our desperate heroes who sorely needed a helping hand. Now victory over the forces of Nareev seems somewhat possible as opposed to a 100% suicide mission. The floating magical city is still a mystery, but one victory at a time. The fighting force of Tidtowne should … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Facing off against dragons, an army of of shapeshifting cross-planar aliens or an entire colony of Slaad’s pale in comparison to what Steve must face today. Let’s hope that he inherited more of Thom’s resolve than we previously thought, because he will surely need it. How do you prepare yourself for when your one true … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With things moving very rapidly both in and around Glaine, the Jewel of the East, the gang has some tough decisions to make. As always, I s’pose. Adventurers are used to tough decisions. It is their daily bread. After some initial set backs they learn that a mysterious town of…well, not sure how else to … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We conclude our monstrous adventure as the small band of heroes finish up their side-quest, and mostly collect a lot of bones. Marvel as undead are turned for the first time in the history of our podcast, and many, many pits are fallen into. There may even be a bit of a surprise as the end. The adventure continues with … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our small band of monsters continue the side-quest this week. They delve deeper into this unusual crypt that you, the listener, has maybe encountered before? Let’s hope the team doesn’t get too distracted by all the beautiful bones because they still need to save the noble leader of Tidtowne. The adventure continues with Tug (Mike Bachmann), Baz (Jennifer Cheek), … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Timothy missing in action, we have taken on a bit of a side quest this week. We follow a brutish force of monsters as they go on a dangerous quest to save the noble leader of Tidtowne. At first it might not seem like this has a whole lot to do with our main … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Typically, your local library doesn’t like it if you make noise. They hate it if make most of the room explode – even if you are trying to thwart an assassination attempt. But some times these things happen, and there is no way the Nareevians were going to just sit back and wait for our gang of … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please support your local libraries and artisanal grocery stores for they one day may save your very life. For instance, the gang has to find some long lost knowledge and talk to a cup but they are missing ingredients for both. So, they head off to the store and the library. Boom! Easy as that … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That Queen Ashayara Dayne really has it out for our heroes. Wonder why? It all seems a little unfair if you ask me. The Courtroom is a different type of battlefield, one that the brave adventurers are not quite used to. Hopefully, nothing too…permanent happens to them. Heck, even being exiled would be terrible, not … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I guess it sorta makes sense the Queen Ashayara Dayne would be mad at us, what with the death of her beloved husband. Sure, it wasn’t our fault but I guess she doesn’t know that. And honestly, this couldn’t have come at a worse time since we came to Pelor’s Hope first on our worldwide … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With our weary bones mended and our collective experience enriched the gang is off to save the world yet again. But how! They have no shortage of enemies, but allies, that is another story. Pals, acquaintances, non-murderous rivals – sure, but actual allies…not so many. There are so many options of lukewarm compatriots to choose … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Heading directly into Nareev seems like some sort of suicide mission, so the gang shows a small bit of restraint and collects their thoughts and energy in Toby’s family home. Turns out, things are mostly fine in Glaine, the Jewel of the East, which is a bit of a shocker after the big tussle just … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out the whole town of Glaine, the Jewel of the East is in a lot of trouble. You see, a whole hecking city could fall on top of it if we goof this one up. Somehow we must defeat these folks before they take over all of Drunkeros! If anyone can do it, it … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow. Just wow. After the horrible betrayal by the traitor Jett Razor the gang is hopeful that the return of Steve the Gnoll will turn their luck around. Wait, do we still call him Steve the Gnoll? That head certainly doesn’t look…Gnoll-ish…He seems powerful and full of goodness so that is a plus. Just the … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a huge and shocking betrayal, the adventurers seek some good ol’ fashioned revenge. With the White Spire (and more specifically Toby’s house) falling around them as they battle with the Jett and his Nareevian allies the stakes have never been higher. To be betrayed by someone you learned to grudgingly trust…who you helped. Who … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As we enter the White Spire of Glaine, the Jewel of the East, tensions are running high. What will we find inside? Will we be able to prove our worth? Is my room and all my cool stuff ok? With these thoughts bouncing around in our head we must prepare ourselves for any conflict as … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Toby’s magical device has the reagents needed to locate this arcane anomaly the gang heads into Glaine, the Jewel of the East. They have no idea what they are looking for exactly, but often times magical monstrosities of this type are not the best at being subtle. I am sure something will pop … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Jett’s mysterious disappearance, the gang decides to march on and attempt to find the source of this magical disturbance. Much like a a doctor attempting to prevent a major health issue down the road, it is imperative that our heroes find this magical anomaly before it turns into a full on magical apocalypse. Their … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang follows the witches advice and make their way to Glaine, the Jewel of the East. They are told to meet a certain young Gnome at a tavern outside the city. Perhaps heading into the city is a little dangerous for this small and pure Gnome so meeting the adventuring group that he, and … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harper may be regretting his picks for the Raw Fury Games, but no one can deny that they are somehow getting this whole thing done. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are magically teleported to a time that is more simple and more filled with characters who are not dead. Listen as Lord Titus Harper and a his brave friends attempt to survive the deadly Raw Fury games… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Something is a brewin’ in Glaine, the Jewel of the East and our good pal Lex is on the case. Listen to this special episode involving the strange witch from Evening Shire as she meets a new potential ally in these dark times. There will be danger! Intrigue! Lies! At least two small pets! This … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe that fight was just the distraction we needed since…well these emotions are almost too much to deal with right now. Who do you fight when you enemies are gone and only your friends are around? I am sure that any pain that comes out of these hastily shouted words will lead to a stronger … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the…extreme…events of the last non-mailbag episode, the gang has to face what they just saw and learn to live with the grief. Well, they would, if there wasn’t a dang commotion going on outside Longcryer’s tower. Seriously, who makes a ruckus when you are in mourning? Hopefully our best friends / adopted Githyanki son … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It has been about 40 episodes since we had a Mail Bag episode so we figured now would be the best time to gather around the e-fire and answer some of your burning questions. We also touch a bit on the events of the previous episodes in order to gain a small semblance of closure. … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Askur is out of the way no one stands before us and our goal of eliminating Longcryer. So much of what we have done has lead us to this moment, even if it was just a side quest. While it is possible that Longcryer has some sort of information about who is trying to destabilize … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harper seems real angry at this staff wielding dwarf. Also, why does this dude have this “I can kick you butt all over Drunkeros with one hand tied behind my back” grin on his face? It is obvious that he is powerful in the magical arts, but against all of us? Ha! I will enjoy … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well…that was weird… Harper is back but he is acting a little strange. Did he always, you know, speak in a garbled disembodied female voice and then have no recollection of it? Maybe he got into Jett”s bag of “Candy! Not a Drug, Mate” that we all know contains almost no candy. We are all … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are going fairly terribly for ol’ Titus and Camille but at least there is a seed of hope that escape is possible. Sure, we all know that a happy ending is unlikely, but surely a bitter-sweet one is more than possible, right? There situation is grim, though…so, who knows how they are going to … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, I guess we should have guessed that Harper would have some sort of … something after entering Longcryer’s tower. If we were the betting type “grabbing head and passing out” should have been a fairly safe bet. What horrors are going through his mind right now? What internal battles fought long ago are being … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Three newer “Harper” models huh? If one wasn’t bad enough now there are three more ab-having sorcerers to deal with? Just great. Who knows what Longcryer has done to these people so we must be on our guard. Maybe they are not as bad as they look. They look like they want to hurt us … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, we sure did dispense justice on those Orcs. Violence isn’t always the way things should go, but in order to protect people sometimes you have to fight. If I were one to bet, violence is the only option for the way this Longcryer situation will go down. Just have to get past those sneaky … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.