Greetings Adventurers - Dungeons and Dragons 5e Actual Play

Wow. Just wow. After the horrible betrayal by the traitor Jett Razor the gang is hopeful that the return of Steve the Gnoll will turn their luck around. Wait, do we still call him Steve the Gnoll? That head certainly doesn’t look…Gnoll-ish…He seems powerful and full of goodness so that is a plus. Just the … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a huge and shocking betrayal, the adventurers seek some good ol’ fashioned revenge. With the White Spire (and more specifically Toby’s house) falling around them as they battle with the Jett and his Nareevian allies the stakes have never been higher. To be betrayed by someone you learned to grudgingly trust…who you helped. Who … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As we enter the White Spire of Glaine, the Jewel of the East, tensions are running high. What will we find inside? Will we be able to prove our worth? Is my room and all my cool stuff ok? With these thoughts bouncing around in our head we must prepare ourselves for any conflict as … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Toby’s magical device has the reagents needed to locate this arcane anomaly the gang heads into Glaine, the Jewel of the East. They have no idea what they are looking for exactly, but often times magical monstrosities of this type are not the best at being subtle. I am sure something will pop … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Jett’s mysterious disappearance, the gang decides to march on and attempt to find the source of this magical disturbance. Much like a a doctor attempting to prevent a major health issue down the road, it is imperative that our heroes find this magical anomaly before it turns into a full on magical apocalypse. Their … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang follows the witches advice and make their way to Glaine, the Jewel of the East. They are told to meet a certain young Gnome at a tavern outside the city. Perhaps heading into the city is a little dangerous for this small and pure Gnome so meeting the adventuring group that he, and … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harper may be regretting his picks for the Raw Fury Games, but no one can deny that they are somehow getting this whole thing done. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are magically teleported to a time that is more simple and more filled with characters who are not dead. Listen as Lord Titus Harper and a his brave friends attempt to survive the deadly Raw Fury games… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Something is a brewin’ in Glaine, the Jewel of the East and our good pal Lex is on the case. Listen to this special episode involving the strange witch from Evening Shire as she meets a new potential ally in these dark times. There will be danger! Intrigue! Lies! At least two small pets! This … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe that fight was just the distraction we needed since…well these emotions are almost too much to deal with right now. Who do you fight when you enemies are gone and only your friends are around? I am sure that any pain that comes out of these hastily shouted words will lead to a stronger … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After the…extreme…events of the last non-mailbag episode, the gang has to face what they just saw and learn to live with the grief. Well, they would, if there wasn’t a dang commotion going on outside Longcryer’s tower. Seriously, who makes a ruckus when you are in mourning? Hopefully our best friends / adopted Githyanki son … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It has been about 40 episodes since we had a Mail Bag episode so we figured now would be the best time to gather around the e-fire and answer some of your burning questions. We also touch a bit on the events of the previous episodes in order to gain a small semblance of closure. … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Now that Askur is out of the way no one stands before us and our goal of eliminating Longcryer. So much of what we have done has lead us to this moment, even if it was just a side quest. While it is possible that Longcryer has some sort of information about who is trying to destabilize … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Harper seems real angry at this staff wielding dwarf. Also, why does this dude have this “I can kick you butt all over Drunkeros with one hand tied behind my back” grin on his face? It is obvious that he is powerful in the magical arts, but against all of us? Ha! I will enjoy … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well…that was weird… Harper is back but he is acting a little strange. Did he always, you know, speak in a garbled disembodied female voice and then have no recollection of it? Maybe he got into Jett”s bag of “Candy! Not a Drug, Mate” that we all know contains almost no candy. We are all … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things are going fairly terribly for ol’ Titus and Camille but at least there is a seed of hope that escape is possible. Sure, we all know that a happy ending is unlikely, but surely a bitter-sweet one is more than possible, right? There situation is grim, though…so, who knows how they are going to … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ok, I guess we should have guessed that Harper would have some sort of … something after entering Longcryer’s tower. If we were the betting type “grabbing head and passing out” should have been a fairly safe bet. What horrors are going through his mind right now? What internal battles fought long ago are being … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Three newer “Harper” models huh? If one wasn’t bad enough now there are three more ab-having sorcerers to deal with? Just great. Who knows what Longcryer has done to these people so we must be on our guard. Maybe they are not as bad as they look. They look like they want to hurt us … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, we sure did dispense justice on those Orcs. Violence isn’t always the way things should go, but in order to protect people sometimes you have to fight. If I were one to bet, violence is the only option for the way this Longcryer situation will go down. Just have to get past those sneaky … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While your brave adventurers are a little on edge, you must admit that the death of a small boy is cause for alarm! Sure, it is possible that we are overreacting. And, well, maybe it is more than a little self-centered to think that every death that happens when we are around is due to … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brexleyshire was supposed to be a quick pit stop but something seems strange in this simple town. While we cannot delay we also cannot forget that there is a murderer in our midst. No telling if it has anything to do with the attacked caravan or even Glaine, the Jewel of the East. Something sure … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I love the feeling that you get when you start a new adventure! As adventurers moving on to the next big quest is pretty much our job. Saving the world one evil cult or murderous monster at a time. But, it is always important to use these transition times to reflect and to grow closer … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the Oakback forces extremely defeated it is time to figure out what this Deephome place is going to look like going forward. There are some tough choices to be made, that is for sure. Plus, tensions, naturally are running really high. Wars can do that. Unfortunately, even once this tricky problem is solved there … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tensions are running pretty high between the new Queen Wyrmsbane and the rebel Oakback forces. These Oakbacks…they are the worst. They think they can make demands of Aludra when they are 1) the reason things are so terrible 2) are utterly defeated on the army front. Some folks are just turds and cannot see the … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unfortunately, we already used the title “The Wrongest We Ever Got It” since I think this is technically the wronger we have ever got it. We made a quick and daring decision and it…well…I don’t want to spoil it. Things go from bad to worse as we fight this tank thing and that is all … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The victory over the Oakback troops is short lived since, well, there is still that tank thing causing mayhem. With our heroes already in pain this dreadnaught will be a tough foe indeed. Will overconfidence be the downfall of all that they have strived to achieve? Will they all just die? Probably not, but listen … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The battle rages on as our stalwart heroes take on a host of Dwarven and Elemental warriors! While they are doing amazing damage is it enough to best these hearty foes!?! Most likely, but who knows… Honestly, these enemies are punks and I pity them for having to fight. Fools. The adventure continues with Titus … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bam! Teleported into the middle of a battle. Arrows and magic fly by our heads and kill our new best friends. Their is a loud noise coming from a huge mechanical…thing. Elemental creatures slam the fortifications of Wyrmsbane keep. This sucks so bad. Why did we come back here? Right, gotta save the Buckster. And … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

News of a friend in danger reaches our heroes and makes them feel like big idiots. This totally ruins their plan of “making everyone love us” that they so lovingly crafted. Turns out that this world is still full of many dangers. Dangers that exist not just in a city of elves but also a … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang makes a snap decision that…may be a horrible idea. In fact, the extent to how wrong they got it takes the entire episode to sink in. No matter, as adventurers sometimes you must make snap judgments or various decisions that have lasted effects on many peoples lives. That being said [redacted], we are … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While trying to figure out just what the deal is with this worm…village we are attacked by some rude bat things. The mushroom folks just kinda hid, which was rude, but we, as your brave heroes, rose to the occasion and defended the defenseless. Kipper will never die, this is our promise. The adventure continues … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no! Your adventurers are falling and they can’t get up! Will the gang get eaten by this huge worm creature? Most likely! Will everyone die? Probably, yeah. Basically this worm is taking up a huge amount of their brain horse power. And the teeth are a nightmare to boot. Hopefully you understand that the … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This adventure was recorded live in front of a studio audience. We had a blast doing our show and actually seeing folks react. It was weird. A good weird. Anyways, our adventurers meet an old friend and split the party while trying to continue to survive in the Underdark. The adventure continues with Titus Harper … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Looks like this murderer got himself captured by a drider. What a fool! We have him right were we want him, encased in spider webs. Hopefully capturing this murderer will help clear Jaela’s name and then we can all return to Deephome as heroes. That is the plan anyways… The adventure continues with Titus Harper … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Underdark is really bad and, if we are being honest, it sucks. Sure, we met one nice pal, but there is a chance this nice pal is bad? Well not bad, that is just the stress of the Underdark talking, but he is definitely intense. Anyways, more things try to kill us but the … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot on the trail of Murder Person, the gang meets a new…thing in the Underdark. They probably shouldn’t trust this…thing, but they probably will. Sometimes you gotta listen to whatever new information you have. It is part of being a good detective. Will these brave heroes survive long enough to regret their decision? The adventure … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Going into the Underdark is usually a bad idea, but you have to make bad and poor choices for your friends sometimes. That is what friendship is all about. While I do feel like 90% of our actions are driven by “my pal needs help, so I guess I will almost get murdered every couple … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out this bloody murderer is causing much havoc in Deephome. Lying about Jaela. Killing folks in a magical way. Terrible time to visit now that I think about it. No matter, we have work to do and we will catch this monster and bring them to justice. It is the only way to save … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, crap. This whole trip has been one thing after another but this whole Balder being murdered bit takes the cake! Honestly, what are we going to do? We are trapped underground with thousands of angry dwarves with the only exits heavily guarded. Plus, they think Jaela did it! We brought Jaela into their city … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bringing Jaela to Deephome was a risk but it most likely will not blow up in our faces. You have to take risks for people sometimes and double that if your saved the world together. Plus, Aludra deserves to see Jaela one last time. Sure, it will make things more complicated, but sometimes you have … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang is finally reaching their destination of Deephome, but are they truly ready to face the sins of their past. It is widely known that Jaela is extremely not invited to Aludra’s wedding which is currently the biggest pickle that needs to be overcome. Maybe Jaela and the rest are not ready to face … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our main man Jett Razor is up to his neck in debt so things get dicey. Let’s just say we are in a bar and … a certain amount of brawling ensues. Which is nice. Our old bones have been craving a bar based tussle for many years. Feels great getting back into the swing … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang sorted out their stowaway issue so they headed full speed ahead to Calsten to pick up Bucky’s favorite bard – the famous Jett Razor. Things are not perfect and sunny in the port city what with the rumors of an incurable disease floating about. Mostly whispers and gossip surround this mysterious sickness some are calling … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the deaths of their friends in the backs of their mind, the group finally gets a chance to chat with this powerful monkey or ape like creature. Sure, we have experienced loss, but maybe, just maybe, this will be a potential new ally that will help us feel whole again. A strong new fighter … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Things ended rather tragically last time we met…but we are not able to properly mourn our fallen. True heroes are able to push past the pain and find the strength within themselves to continue to be heroes. Sure, all we wanted to do is rest. And cry. And maybe just be alone. But when a demon … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dang. Our friggin beautiful ship is all broke and stranded. Broke like our spirits after we lost a dear crew member. Unfortunately we cannot take a breath or even begin to repair the ship for there appears to be some strange beast rising from the ocean. It looks somewhat like a large “fry kid” but … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we learn a few hard truths about Aludra’s betrothed and are left feeling…somehow worse. Turns out he situation is complicated. Who would have guessed? Meanwhile, in Pelor’s Hope, Jaela, Harper and Bearcharger prepare to make their way to Deephome. Somehow something bad happens to them and well…I will not spoil it here…but … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, the quest has been completed and the world is now a much safer place. Unfortunately, the challenges that our heroes face do not stop on doorstep of that accursed, egg shaped fortress. Life goes on and life has a tendency to offer the greatest challenges for most mortals. Challenges that a sword or a … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are now delivering to you a beautiful baby mailbagathon! As we transition from our first 154 episodes it felt like it made sense to take a collective breath and to touch base with the listeners questions. So grab yourself a cool glass of water and prepare to hear our answers to many various questions. … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have put it off as long as we could but there is not turning back from fate, I guess. All of the other avenues we explored didn’t pan out so it looks like there is no other choice but to swing this hammer to save the world. We four adventurers knew this day was … Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.