Girls Gotta Eat

Raise a glass...it's our WEDDING EPISODE! We're discussing survival skills for being single (and/or broke) during wedding season, wedding planning tips so your guests don't hate you, overall etiquette, bridezilla behavior, bridesmaid woes, eloping, and even tips for canceling the whole thing! We also share our proudest wedding walk-of-shame stories. Cheers, we hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: OkCupid: Download the free OkCupid dating app today. Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at Poshmark.com, invite code GGE5. BioClarity: Get 40% off skincare routines + 15% off everything at BioClarity.com when you use code GGE at checkout. Lola: To get 25% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter GGE25 when you subscribe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another moneeeey episode, but this time with a professional! We are joined by Ramit Sethi, New York Times bestselling author of I Will Teach You To Be Rich, to not only discuss money issues in relationships, but also personal financial success. We cover how to talk to your partner about money (everything from income imbalance to longterm goals to debt), lending money (should you ever do it?), when to splurge and when to save, and how to get a raise at work (complete with role playing). We also share what went down in Florida and reveal one of Rayna's deepest, darkest secrets. We hope you enjoy and get rich, bitches! Check out Ramit's website I Will Teach You To Be Rich for all his info, and follow him on Instagram @Ramit. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Postmates: Get $100 of delivery credit for your first 7 days by downloading the app and using code GGE. ModCloth: For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to modcloth.com and enter code GGE at checkout (one-time use, expires 7/6/19). Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're going deep into the stars with professional astrologer Mecca Woods! She explains which signs are compatible and why, schools us on what a sun/moon/rising sign means, decodes the ever-so-controversial SCORPIO, and we even discuss Mercury Retrograde and Saturn Returns. (And don't worry, we go through every single sign and its relationship style.) We also chat about Ashley's "one that got away" and the new guy Rayna's dad wants her to date. We hope you enjoy! Follow Mecca on Instagram @1Meccanism and check her website for consultations, to buy her book, etc. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Brumate: Go to brumate.com and use code GGE to get 15% off your first order. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership, text GGE 303030. Third Love: Go to thirdlove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase. Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian, actor, and amateur dog whisperer Dan Soder joins us for another off-the-rails episode where we discuss everything from drugs to sober sex to "relationship dirty talk." He also pens the new "Thank U, Next" and shares the hilarious story of him losing his virginity. We catch up on Rayna's recent bout of abstinence and Ashley's lack of affection. Hope you enjoy! Follow Dan on Instagram @DanSoder and check his website for more info and tour dates. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates. Thank you to our partners for this episode: For Hers: Get your first month of birth control for $5 at Forhers.com/gge Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge Hello Fresh: Get $80 off your first month at hellofresh.com/gge80 + code GGE80 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should you cohabitate...or no-habitate? We discuss the right time and right reasons to move in with a partner, financial arrangements and how to tackle them, tips and tricks for sharing your living space, the art of compromise, and how it can all go terribly wrong. We also catch up on recent travels/tacos, and play an extra spicy round of This Took a Turn. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming tour dates! Thank you to our partners for this episode: LegacyBox: Go to LegacyBox.com/gge and save 40% off today. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, go to buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. Lola: For 40% off subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're so excited (aroused?) to have comedian Remy Kassimir join us to talk about masturbation and cumming! At age 27, Remy had never had an orgasm, so she started a podcast about it and went on a quest to climax. She shares the details of all the attempts and how it finally happened, plus we dive deep into masturbation (including playlists and spank banks), sex toys, the complexity of the female orgasm, and more. We also catch up on Rayna's move, Ashley's recent foot-in-mouth moment, and share some hilarious results of our "Shallow Challenge." We hope you enjoy (and finish)! Check out Remy's podcast How Cum, and follow her on Instagram @RemyKassimir. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates! Thank you to our partners for this episode: Postmates: Download the app today and use code GGE for $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. Rothy's: Go to rothys.com and use code GGE for free shipping. BioClarity: Go to BioClarity.com and get 40% off skincare routines plus an additional 15% off everything on the website using code GGE at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We brought in a brilliant sex educator Kendall McKenzie to discuss all those "embarrassing" sex and body topics including STDs (everything from symptoms to how to tell your partner), birth control methods and periods, UTIs and other vaginal infections, queefing, penis sizes, and more. We also catch up on dating apps and introduce a new conversation starter. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for LIVE SHOW dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: ThirdLove: Go to ThirdLove.com/gge to find your perfect fitting bra, and get 15% off your first order. Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's just the two of us, and we're finally tackling this long-awaited topic! We're sharing our personal experiences and digging deep into all the areas surrounding being friends with exes. We also read/analyze a very crazy email from a listener about her fiancé and his relationship with his ex. Plus: Recapping our "world tour" (new crushes on the road, which city got the wildest, DM PSAs, etc.) AND a hilarious round of Psycho or Power Move. Enjoy, angels! Follow us on Insta @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for LIVE SHOW DATES (may still be tickets available in Dallas, Austin, Tampa, and Miami). Thank you to our partners for this episode: Living Proof: Get a free sample of dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/gge, promo code GGE. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/GGE60 and use the code GGE60 to get $20 off your first 3 boxes. Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of a Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge, promo code GGE. FabFitFun: Go to fabfitfun.com and use code GGE for $10 off your first box. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so thrilled to have the hilarious Chris Distefano as our first dad on the show to talk about fatherhood, baby mama drama, dating as a single parent, keeping the peace in the family, and much more. A little more about Chris: He's a history and animal expert (sorta), has super sperm (seriously), and has a really great outlook on life we're so happy to chat about. We also have him "mansplain" some confusing male behavior (including "He's watching all my Instagram stories but won't ask me out!?"), and we give an update on a shocking encounter with a dude Rayna used to like. We hope you love this one! Follow Chris on Instagram @ChrisDComedy, watch his Comedy Central special Size 38 Waist, and check his website for tour dates. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: LegacyBox: Go to legacybox.com/gge and save 40% today. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

F*CK YES, we have the illustrious, hilarious Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We F*cked podcast joining us for an extra sexually explorative episode. We're covering kinks, deep diving into hitting and cuckolding, reviewing dick pics, discussing masculine and feminine energy, and more. We also chat with them about their podcast success, and play a special (cum-themed) "Is This Weird?" for Krystyna and Rayna. Enjoy! Follow Corinne and Krystyna on Instagram @SorryAboutLastNight and check their website for their book, shows, and more. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Rothy's: Go to rothys.com and use promo code GGE for free shipping. ThirdLove: Go to thirdlove.com/gge now find your perfect-fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase. BioClarity: Get a free clarifying masque by going to bioclarity.com and using code GGE when you purchase a routine. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Health & Fitness Episode AKA Revenge Body Episode AKA The Episode We Got So Many Requests For. We stray slightly from straight dating/sex talk to share our #journeys with our bodies and where we are now with our happiness and confidence. We're giving our diet and fitness advice; discussing insecurities, celebs, and surgeries; and of course, bringing it back to dating and sex by analyzing what happens to your body at every stage in a relationship. Ashley also gives a crazy update on a guy from her past (this summer) AND we're introducing a new segment called "This Took a Turn." We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for NEW TOUR DATES! Thank you to our partners for this episode: FabFitFun: Go to FabFitFun.com and use code GGE to get $10 off your first box. Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today. Scentbird: Go to scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cozied up in an LA hotel room to chat with Violet Benson of the Instagram sensation @DaddyIssues_ about how she started the 4-million-follower account and quit her boring job, combatting depression, avoiding toxic men, masturbating, and fucking famous people. We also play a round of Psycho or Power Move, recap our LA trip, and discuss what we've been binge watching lately. Enjoy! Follow Violet at @VioletBenson. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode! Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE. Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of a Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge, use code GGE. HelloFresh: Get $80 off your first month by going to HelloFresh.com/gge80 and use code GGE80. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off a world tour, we have comedian Ari Shaffir join us to chat about non-monogamy and honesty in a relationship, why he doesn't want kids, leaving his religion, and doing drugs to change your life. We also recap our latest travel experiences (including Rayna's ex), and Ashley's recent "Is This Weird?" date. Enjoy! Check out Ari's website for tour dates, videos, and more. Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast.com, check our website for merch and tour dates, and get extra episodes at Patreon.com/girlsgottaeat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Bioclarity: Get a FREE clarifying mask by going to bioclarity.com and use code GGE when you purchase a routine. BeachBody: Text GGE to 303030 for your free trial membership. Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at Poshmark.com, use code GGE5. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have the incomparable Matteo Lane (comedian, artist, celebrity expert) impersonating everyone from Cher to Adele, while also chatting about recovering from a painful breakup, the challenge of balancing a thriving career and a relationship, and how to handle a partner who is having doubts about you. We also answer our first Is This Weird? email from a man (honey, it's juicyyy), and introduce a new segment analyzing all our favorite pop queens of the past (Britney, Lindsay, etc). Enjoy! Follow Matteo on Instagram @MatteoLane. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for tour dates and merch, and find extra episodes on Patreon.com/girlsgottaeat. Thank you to our partners for this episode: ThirdLove: Go to ThirdLove.com/gge now to find your perfect-fitting bra, and get 15% off your first purchase. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, go to MyLola.com and enter code GGE. Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're so excited to open the convo about open relationships with Malerie and Sam, an awesome (and also hot) polyamorous couple. We ask all those burning questions (How does it work? Whose idea was it? Do you get jealous? What about marriage?), and delve a little further into trust and handling conflict in a relationship. We also recap Ashley's Mexico City trip and Rayna's NYE party flirt turned party foul. Enjoy! Check out Malerie on Instagram @Malerie_Day. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for tour dates and merch, and get extra episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Poshmark: Get $5 off your first purchase at poshmark.com, invite code GGE5. Zola: To start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry, go to zola.com/gge. Ritual: Visit ritual.com/gge to start your ritual today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big 2019 Energy, coming in hot! In our final episode of 2018, we're talking about resolutions, the energy we're bringing into the new year, and how to achieve goals when it comes to weight, career, romantic relationships, and friendships. We also recap Christmas on the Hesseltine farm, texts from exes, AND we're so excited to present the 2018 Girls Gotta Eat Awards to our former guests. Thank you to everyone who listened, subscribed, rated, reviewed, and laughed with us this year -- we are so thankful for you. XOXO Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Extra episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/GGE and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. Living Proof: Get a free sample of the award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/GGE and use code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! We brought in the hilarious Lev Fer and Andrew Collin to chat about their latest dating stories, happy endings, girls sliding into their DMs (what to say, what to avoid, what got them laid last week, etc.), and more. We also play another ridiculous round of Psycho or Power Move, and recap our Holiday Spectacular. Enjoy! Follow Andrew Collin on Instagram @AndrewTCollin and Lev Fer @LevFer. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Hourglass Cosmetics: Get free shipping with the purchase of Caution Mascara at hourglasscosmetics.com/gge + promo code GGE. Fabletics: Get two pairs of leggings for only $24 at fabletics.com/gge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahhh the age old question -- How can I get this guy to commit to me/be my boyfriend/stop sleeping with other women/marry and impregnate me? We tackle it from all angles -- tough love to techniques to last ditch efforts. We also recap Rayna's Mexico trip/plague, Ashley's new international man, and introduce a hilarious (and inspiring?) new game: PSYCHO or POWER MOVE. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Twitter @Girls_GottaEat, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for supporting Girls Gotta Eat: Fabletics: Get two pairs of leggings for only $24 by visiting Fabletics.com/gge. Scentbird: Go to scentbird.com/gge and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gather round, y'all! In this nonstop-laughs episode, we talk with actress/comedian/best-person-on-Instagram Heather McMahan about her thriving long-distance relationship and why it works, sexy pics gone wrong, coping with the loss of a parent, and so much more. We also recap a ridiculous shopping experience, and introduce a new game that incites a fiery passion in everyone. Enjoy! Follow Heather on Instagram @HeatherKMcMahan. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Addyi: Learn more at Addyi.com/gge. Lola: To get 40% off subscriptions, visit MyLola.com and enter code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian (and DANCER) Nikki Glaser joins us for a hilarious, no-holds-barred talk about surprising turn-ons (ie. wanting your boyfriend to hook up with someone else), loving yourself, loving anal, not fucking guys until they earn it, Dancing With the Stars, and more. Ashley also shares her latest dating app experiment, and Rayna recaps a family milestone. Enjoy! Follow Nikki on Instagram @NikkiGlaser and find tour dates and more on her website. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. More episodes available at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode! Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit Buffy.co and enter code GGE. Living Proof: Get a free sample of the award-winning dry shampoo with your purchase at LivingProof.com/GGE and use code GGE. Scentbird: Go to Scentbird.com/GGE and use code GGE for 50% off your first month. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strap in (or strap-on) for this one! We're joined by hilarious comedian and actress Emma Willmann (Netflix, Colbert, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) to talk about the Lesbian Hunger Games, being in the closet in high school, sex toys, dating apps, bisexuality, and more. We also play Is This Weird? with one of our most bizarre sexual scenarios yet, and Rayna analyzes Ashley's latest Hinge encounters. PLUS we announce new upcoming live shows! Find all things Emma on her website and follow her on Insta @EmmaWillmann. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. Thank you to our sponsors for this episode: Addyi (Learn more at Addyi.com/GGE.) ModCloth (For 15% off your order of $100 or more, go to ModCloth.com and enter code GGE at checkout. One-time use only, expires 2/2/19.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our early Christmas present to you: BONUS EPISODE! We're discussing being single over the holidays and giving advice for dealing with family pressure, the dreaded judgmental questioning, and general loneliness while everyone around you is coupled up and (seemingly) happy. We also share tips and tricks for hometown hookups, reveal our best/worst gifts from our exes, talk about soup for way too long (apologies in advance), and do a holiday-themed Is This Weird? Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise! More bonus content at: Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holidays, families, gift stress, weird traditions....there's so much to consider (and so much that can go wrong) when it comes to dating someone during "the most wonderful time of the year." We discuss all these tricky topics so you don't end up with a Blue Christmas. We also recap our Chicago trip (including an awkward hotel incident), and uncover another shocking reveal about Rayna during a festive round of Fuck Marry Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, check our website for show dates and merchandise, and THIS JUST IN: Bonus episodes at Patreon.com/GirlsGottaEat! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Should you date an ex-con? We brought in ConBody trainer and "formerly incarcerated individual" Derek Drescher to discuss dating when you have a record, and share his inspiring transformation from inmate to marathoner/keynote speaker/overall awesome dude. Other topics include Cheetos, dick measuring, Ariana Grande, keeping socks and boxers on during sex, and more. Enjoy! Follow Derek on Instagram @DerekDrescher. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Seany Time! Get ready for another side-splitter with our hilarious friend and comedian Sean Donnelly. He opens up about his divorce, life after it, and whether men can survive without women. Also on the agenda: Dogs, dating (and dating dogs), comedian life, a shocking food confession from Rayna, and a controversial round of Is This Weird? Enjoy! Follow Sean on Instagram and Twitter @SeanyTime. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and check our website for live show dates and merchandise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the spirit of Halloween, we're telling our very own HORROR STORIES about what happens on the scariest night of the year (but even scarier -- the next morning). We also chat about what's been happening in our love lives lately (creeps and ghosts everywhere), then dive into a convo about shame and regret and how to move past that self-loathing feeling when you've done something regretful. And we end this "just us girls" episode with a VERY special "Is This Weird?" Enjoy! Follow along on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates and merchandise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How does matchmaking work? And more importantly, DOES it work? (Spoiler alert: it does.) We brought in Maria Avgitidis, founder of the highly acclaimed Agape Match, to chat about the art of the set-up, what makes a successful couple, time limits/drink limits/sex limits for dating, if opposites attract, and much more. We also recap our Atlanta and Nashville trips, AND announce our next NYC show (slay bells ring...are you listening?). Check our website for show dates, merchandise, and more. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and follow Maria @MatchmakerMaria. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When should you define the relationship? Are breaks ever a good idea? And what should you be focusing on instead of landing a man? We brought in our friend, fellow podcaster, and dating guru Lindsey Metselaar from We Met at Acme podcast to offer her no-bullshit outlook on all these important topics, and loved what she had to say. We also introduce a new game -- What Would You Do? Enjoy! Follow Lindsey on Instagram @LindzMetz and @WeMetAtAcme. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for show dates and merchandise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Sam Morril a Positive Influence (ie. the title of his recent Comedy Central special)? We brought him in to find out, and chat about all things dating -- Are women always trying to change men?, What's the secret to not cheating?, condoms (yay or nay), critical mothers, lost loves, and more. We also play an explicit game of Is This Weird? (ass play anyone?), and Rayna and Ashley chat/rant about fall activities. Enjoy! Check out Sam's special streaming now on Comedy Central. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for tour dates and merchandise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out-of-the-blue breakups, ghosting, exes resurfacing just to disappear again -- we discuss the situations that leave you wondering WHAT THE FUCK?, and how to work through them. What is closure exactly? Do you really need it? And how can you get it? We also chat about a bet Rayna won and Ashley's recent dating hellscape, make some special announcements, and play new themed rounds of Fuck, Marry, Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, subscribe/rate/review, and check our website for merchandise and upcoming live shows. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We brought in the big guns to take our deepest dive into sex yet -- renowned sex therapist and author Ian Kerner. We discuss unbalanced sexual desire in a relationship (ie. being frustrated AF) and how to deal, all things porn, the female orgasm, sexual cliteracy, and much more. We hope you find it as eye-opening and informative as we did! For more, buy Ian's book She Comes First. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming show dates. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dating in the workplace: Fire.....or fired? We discuss the age old question of whether it's a good idea, give tips for how to do it right if you're gonna do it, and share our own experiences with getting off at the office. Then we bring in Jared Freid and Jordana Abraham of U Up? podcast (one of our faves) to play a very special round of Is This Weird? Rayna and Ashley also give updates on their quests for men in uniform. Listen to U Up? wherever you listen to podcasts, and follow them on Insta @UUpPod. Follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for upcoming live show dates! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enough of the hetero relationship talk, we're mixing it up this week with the hilarious Mehran Khaghani. We chat about his open relationship and how they make it work, coming out, tops vs. bottoms, psychic dick-reading abilities, the challenge of knowing who's gay these days, and much more. And we play Fuck Marry Kill with some extra special themes. Ashley also gives an update on meeting dudes in Montauk, and we continue the countdown to cuffing season. Enjoy! Follow Mehran on Instagram and Twitter, and check out his show every Monday at Pink's in NYC. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Insta @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and check our website for tour dates (upcoming: NYC, Atlanta, Nashville, Chicago). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are...you...ready...to...RUMBLE? We got down and dirty with Rumble Boxing founder Noah Neiman about starting from the bottom to build a successful brand, how he handles dating when the hustle never stops, DM slides, dog parks, dick pics, and more. Ashley and Rayna also share their upcoming relationship goals, discuss cuffing season, and continue to hate on things other people love. Enjoy! Follow Noah on Instagram at @NoahDNeiman (don't forget The D), Rumble @Rumble_Boxing, and Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. **Upcoming live shows in NYC, Atlanta, Chicago, and Nashville -- check our Insta and website for info** See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We could not love this episode/guest more. Katie Sturino of The 12ish Style joins us in studio (bearing gifts for our sweaty summer bodies) to chat about body confidence, breaking the fashion blogger mold, fearless dating tactics (including how she met her fiancé), the secret lives of Insta-famous dogs, and more. We also play a round Is This Weird? with a brain buster that silences the room, Rayna endorses public transit, and Ashley gives an update on the guy she went out with/wants to pass along to her friend. Enjoy! Follow Katie on Instagram @The12ishStyle, and follow Girls Gotta Eat @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. Shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaEatPodcast.shop. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Friends With Benefits sounds fun, but is actually just a total disaster? We discuss the positives and pitfalls of f*cking your friends, and share our experiences with it. We also talk about our recent dates (Rayna's was a surprise; Ashley's was over in record time), and play another round of Is This Weird? with some of the most hilarious questions and answers yet. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and shop our apparel and accessories at GirlsGottaPodcast.shop. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our first female guest and we couldn't be more excited! Kelley Knight is a psychic medium, tarot professional, owner of the amazing Modern Mystic Shop, and intuitive life coach (and also Ashley's personal life coach). We cover so much interesting ground in this episode -- tarot and astrology, Kelley's chats with dead people, her unique journey to find her husband, and a wealth of relationship advice. If you're frustrated in dating and wondering "What am I doing wrong?" or "WHERE IS HE?", we think you'll find a lot of helpful info in this one. And at the end of the episode, Kelley does tarot readings for our relationship futures. Enjoy! Follow Kelley on Instagram at @ModernMystic_Tarot and her shop @ModernMystic_Shop. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're trying to find the Ross to your Rachel or the Jim to your Pam, WARNING: This episode might ruin your life. But you'll still get a laugh out of it! In true bonus episode fashion, we're taking iconic TV show couples and ripping them apart. But to keep the romance alive, we also share who the REAL #RelationshipGoal of these shows should have been, and throw out some of our more under-the-radar faves from throughout the years. Spoiler alert: We have a very heated debate about one couple in particular. And we also share some exciting news about GGE and what's IN STORE (--> that's a hint). Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so excited we got to sit down with Justin McLeod, the founder of Hinge, and bombard him with all our dating app questions -- how is Hinge different, what does the future of dating hold, what makes a good profile, what pics should be canceled, how should you open a convo, and so much more. Justin also shares his rom-com-worthy love story, and what Hinge is doing to help us single folk find love stories of our own (thank God). And we wrap up with listeners submissions of the good, the bad, and the ugliest dating app opening lines. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We come in hot by recapping our Dewey Beach trip with a play-by-play of all the guys who fell in love with Rayna, then transition perfectly into the question on every single girl's mind in the summer: Can I turn this vacay fling into the real thing? It can happen, and we have plenty of advice (and experience) to offer. And we're SO excited to introduce a new segment called "Is This Weird?" featuring everything from cults to cum phobias. Cheers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do when you're the only single friend? We discuss losing friends, making new ones, and how to live your best life when it seems like everyone around you is coupled up. We also dish about our Vegas trip, Rayna's wedding fling, and answer more listener questions about anal fetishes and rescue dogs (casual). Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's like the more money we come across, the more problems we see....or is it? We are so excited to discuss relationships and money issues in this episode -- everything from breadwinner women to who should pay on a first date to how much money even matters. We also give a play-by-play of Ashley's recent sext scandal, and chat about Rayna's upcoming wedding season. And we wrap up with an extra ridiculous game of F*ck Marry Kill. Enjoy! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We wanted to do a pet episode so we brought in comedian/dog walker Andrew Collin, and things went completely off the rails in the best way. We discuss pets and guys who are too obsessed with their dogs, along with a lot of NSFW topics. This episode is not for the easily offended and should probably be enjoyed in private where you can snort-laugh freely. Enjoy! Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewTCollin, catch him on Sirius XM's You Up with Nikki Glaser every Wednesday, and check out his podcast Happy Never After. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's just the ladies this week, and we're discussing that romantic little notion known as "unconditional love," and whether it's realistic or even something you should expect in a relationship. We also answer some listener emails and DMs, and share our most recent "meeting men in the wild" tactic (spoiler alert: it works). Enjoy! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY Y'ALL! Gather 'round and listen to this here episode with Shep Rose of Bravo's Southern Charm! While he was in town filming the reunion, we got him to sit down for some drinks and a chat about his love life, current crushes (and whose DMs he's sliding into), our burning questions about the show (*cough* Kathryn), and a whole range of other topics from text banter to Botox to mugshots to milkshakes (you'll see). And by request, Ashley gives a final update on the 24-year-old. Enjoy, y'all! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram at @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so excited to have comedian Jared Freid of the hilariously informative U Up? podcast so we could interrogate him with all of our "Why do guys do this?!" questions. He mansplains it all and introduces us to some fun new concepts like helicoptering, the hookup alley-oop, and Pikachu'ing (what a time to be alive!). And because we all love to play games, we hit Jared with the game he plays on his own podcast -- Red Flag or Dealbreaker? Enjoy, lovers! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And we couldn't help but wonder...is Sex and the City the most f*cked up show of all time? Just kidding...kinda. We share our (very strong) opinions on Carrie and Big's relationship and its effects on womankind, and leave no stone unturned when it comes to the other three ladies. Maybe some women just aren't meant to be tamed...when it comes to podcasts. Enjoy, fam! And follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is a HOT one! We kick it off with a plethora of new dude stories (look, it was a busy week), then get into it with our guest Dale Moss -- former NFL player and current model/entrepreneur (nbd). We chat about his upbringing being biracial in a small town, interracial dating, dating outside your religion, thirsty women on the road, and whether or not athletes can be faithful. Then, of course we ask him to mansplain our burning questions about booty calls, fashion, and having the DTR talk. Enjoy (and have fun stalking Dale's Instagram)! Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, and please remember to subscribe, rate, and review! XOXO See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We got a ton of requests for an episode like this, so we couldn't deny all the ladies who want to stop swiping and meet date-worthy guys IRL. We discuss conquering your fears, places to go, things to do, what to say, and even how to follow up. And because it's the (unofficial) start of summer, we share summer romance stories (which turn into walk of shame stories), and reveal our goals for Summer 2018. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so excited to have one of our friends and fellow Instagrammers on this episode -- Jeremy Jacobowitz of the incredible food porn account @BrunchBoys. We dig into his personal life (per usual) and discuss all kinds of dating/sex related topics like the best kind of DM slides, "accidental anal" (still not convinced that's a thing though...), and the significance of the THIRD DATE. Jeremy also opens up about his fascinating weight loss story, and what it's like as a formerly overweight person to be surrounded by food all day every day. And to open the episode, we share our latest dating "strategy" which involves zero effort. Cheers! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast and follow Jeremy at @BrunchBoys. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices