GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST

What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. Then I switch into breaking down what is so wrong with the way Ryan Murphy and his costumers are dressing the actress who will be portraying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in an upcoming show. Lastly, I begrudgingly pick apart the latest episode of And Just Like That... Gosh this show is testing me. Listen Now! <3

And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina's new scandalous album cover, and I am also here to tell you that the new film, Materialists, sucks. Lastly, I of course recap the latest/bleakest episode of AJLT. Listen now! <3

Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This show really sucks! But before that, I get into my favorite recent scandal that involves a narcissistic leader - Titan: The OceanGate submersible disaster. Listen now! <3

AHHHHH!!! And Just Like That... is back and it felt like I got hit by a wood chipper! Even though this show knocks us down and makes us feel like a helpless fawn in a forrest of wolves, we continue to watch it, and ultimately find sick pleasure in our viewing. I recap the highlights of the season 3 premiere while fighting back tears (and vomit), but I thankfully make it out alive. Then I get into the Paul Reubens Documentary, Pee-Wee as Himself, and I discuss how toxic the homophobic media could get in the early aughts! Then as a cherry on top, I reminisce on The Final Destination franchise after having seen the latest installment. Listen now! <3

Another day, another piece of content for me to consume, obsess over, and talk about incessantly! Everyone must watch the new super gay show: Overcompensating. This show did not disappoint. I cover everything from the impeccable casting to the triggering moments that made my eye twitch as a member of the LBGTQIA+ community. After that I get into Nathan Fielder's groundbreaking portrayal of the heroic pilot Sully Sullenberger on this season of The Rehearsal, I complain about colleges that are teaching courses for Swifties, and lastly, I break down my favorite outfits from the Cannes Film Festival. Listen now! <3ISABELLE HUPPERTJULIA GARNERALEXANDER SKARSGÅRDPEDRO PASCALANGELINA JOLIEKRISTEN STEWARTELSA HOLSKELLE FANNING

Here we go! Has anyone ever shaken up your entire day (life?) while you were shopping for sunglasses in TJ Maxx? WELL BUCKLE UP. This episode I do a deep dive on the recent TikTok sensation that is, the TJ Maxx girl. After dissecting that I get into plenty more fun topics! Such topics include: Meghan Trainor's new lyric (and rack), Katie Holmes legendary bad fashion, Kim K's new show, Leah Michele dispelling rumors, and all of the new films/restrictions at this year Cannes film festival. Listen now! <3

Why is everyone wearing a goddamn suit?! Oh. I guess it was the theme this year. Well, here we go, sluts! The first Monday in May has occurred and it's time pick apart all of the best and worst of this year's Met Gala! Although I feel confident in my saying that this has been one of the weaker years, visually speaking, that does not mean there isn't plenty to talk about. Rihanna is pregnant (again?!), Doechii needs more umbrellas, and Gayle King looks like shit. Also, Katy Perry manages to have another faux pas on the carpet without even attending the event. Listen now! <3SABRINA CARPENTERSIMONE BILESALICIA KEYSTRACEE ELLIS ROSSGAYLE KINGDIANA ROSSLAURA HARRIERANOK YAIHAILEY BIEBERJODIE TURNER-SMITH

Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lindsay Lohan has a new sexy show in the works where she lies a lot. I saw John Waters do stand-up as the youngest person in the audience by thirty years. Lastly, everyone NEEDS to go see The Ugly Stepsister (2025). It is quite literally the ugly stepsister to our other favorite film The Substance (2024). Listen now! <3

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO. It's Katy Perry plummeting back to earth after being in space for 11 minutes! This week, listen to me give extensive commentary on Katy's latest record scratch moment. I also give my take on Michelle Williams' horny new show Dying For Sex. Is anyone else turned on by the movie Minions (2015)? The new Blumhouse movie Drop (2025) is a must see, and the new AJLT trailer is making me shake. When are they going to kill off the annoying kids on this godforsaken show?! Listen now! <3

Back with another episode! This week is all about loving The White Lotus season 3 finale and HATING Snow White (2025)! Well maybe not hating, but those CGI dwarves have been haunting me ever since witnessing the film in an empty AMC theatre. Heartbreak did not feel good in a place like that! Enjoy the plethora of soundbites littered throughout me monologuing on this weeks topics. Oh - and I top off the episode with a recap on my seeing Kylie Minogue's latest Tension Tour. If you do not know who Kylie Minogue is, it's time to end it (meaning your life). Enjoy! <3

Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new changes going on in the fashion industry. Donatella, and Demna, and Dario - oh my! Then I touch on Lady Gaga's new album Mayhem, and how it somehow reminded me of that viral moment where she reveals she gets drunk off prop wine. As a cherry on top, I review the bombshell teaser trailer for Freakier Friday. Listen now! <3

Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping up the Oscars I remember our millennial queen, Michelle Trachtenberg, as well as others that have tragically passed. And to put a happy button on the end of the episode I get into everyone's favorite show: The White Lotus. I love watching women talk shit about each other! Listen now <3

Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3

The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) erotic thriller Babygirl (2024) as well as Lily-Rose Depp's savage commitment in Nosferatu (2024). These ladies are having toe-curling orgasms left and right! Listen now <3

Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but it is certainly one to focus on with your horny, potential fiancé! Listen now!

Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comedy Our Little Secret (2024). How many times can I write (2024) in this summary? Who cares! Listen now!

The election! AHHH! Trump has won... F*CK!!! Listen to me get into my (rare) political mode as I discuss the woeful outcome of the recent presidential election. After that bout of hopelessness, I get into the MUCH more hopeful topic of the beloved Martha Stewart! Everything from her hot/boozy father, kissing strangers in cathedrals, and sexy swimsuit editorials! Why isn't she our president?? Listen now!

This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall rolls around I can't help but blurt out "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" Listen now!

These movies sucked! Well, maybe that's harsh, but they were VERY *unique*. Tune in to hear me give my critiques on the floptina double feature I had with Joker 2 and Megalopolis. Then I dive into the Tyra jump scare at the 2024 Victoria's secret show. Finally, I top the silly episode off with 13 spooky movies to watch up until Halloween. Enjoy!

Another episode! This week it's mostly about weddings, but not just any wedding, LANA DEL REY AND HER GATOR GUY! Listen to me judge her current relationship while rehashing her old ones. After that saga, I give my hot take on the new pop girlie, Chappell Roan, and her recent online statements. Then I react to Nicole Kidman's new trailer for her upcoming film Babygirl (2024), but I'm admittedly having a hard time with the wig. Finally, it's October 3rd, bitches! I rattle off some Mean Girls trivia to celebrate. Listen now!

Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over until that electro synth music is all you hear when you close your eyes. Listen now!

I'm back!!! After a long period of doing absolutely nothing I've finally decided to commit my life to girlblogging (similar to not working). And what a way to return with something as historic as CHIMP CRAZY. Listen to me gab with myself about my new messiah Tonia Haddix, the star of this docuseries. Then I transition into the much awaited Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024), comment on how boring this year's VMAs was, and finally I get into The Deliverance (2024) or at least the best part of it... Glenn Close. Listen now!

IMPORTANT EPISODE! Godney Spears aka Britney has released the newest testament of the bible and its called The Woman In Me. I disect the book in disturbingly granular detail, but first I recap the Beckham docuseries on Netflix. Britney and Posh Spice are two vital parts of every girlblogger's personality, so this rant I go on is very special! Listen now and enjoy <3

I'm back! Time to discuss the only reason one should subscribe to Apple+ this fall season. The Supermodels! This 4-part docuseries follows the icons we identify as the OG supermodels. Linda, Naomi, Christy, and Cindy (no Claudia) get personal with us about their decade defining beauty and 30+ years of modeling. I dive into Naomi's replacement father figures, Cindy's beauty mark origin story, Christy's flawless life, and Linda showing her 7th grade teacher that dreams really do come true. Listen now!

Hiii, what's up kids? In this episode of Girlblogger I go on about the fab four power b*tches also known as THE SUPERMODELS. Everything from Naomi's iconic Tyra interview, Linda's cool-sculpting tagedy, and Cindy being the [insanely hot] girl next door. Then I dive into my new favorite fashion campaign executed by the London based brand, Poster Girl. I examine how we as a culture like to see people get rained on. Finally, I cover the could-be power couple of our generation... KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE <3 Check it out!

Hey b*tches! The day has come. AJLT is ending... JK! Apparently we're getting a season 3 of this horror show lol. In this episode of Girlblogger I recap both parts 1 and 2 of the season 2 finale, The Last Supper. I confirm that Sara Ramirez is just as unfunny as Che Diaz, lose my mind over Stanford becoming a Shinto Monk, complain about the dangerous "you're a loser if you're single" messaging, and of course I dissect the 74 second cameo of our queen, Samantha Jones. Enjoy!

Hey sl*ts! Another episode of my terrifying stream of consciousness. This week on Girlblogger: the tea Megan Fox could spill in her new poetry book, Billy Porter's hypothetically irresponsible spending habits, Lizzo's curveball cancelation, Lea Michele aka "the secret farter", and Taylor Swift's all-consuming Eras tour. Check it out!

Hey girlbloggers! Another episode for everyone. Things have been a little dark, and we've unfortunately lost some great talent in recent days past. However, with death, new life always follows. By that I mean in this episode I remember Sinead O'Connor, Paul Reubens, and Angus Cloud and then attempt to balance those losses by discussing Lindsay Lohan's newborn. After touching on those topics I switch gears into judging Ariana Grande's new romance, and then top it off by deep diving into why And Just Like That is so traumatizing. Listen now!

MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE! If you're going to listen to just 1 episode of this silly podcast - make sure this is it. The film of the century... Barbie. I was beyond excited for the duration of this movie's production and I could not be more pleased with how f*cking good the final product is. Barbie is my new identity and it should be yours too. Listen to me gab about the film in all facets, my experiences playing with Barbies, queen Margot, and everything else in between. Again, this is the film of the century *BARBIE*

I'm back! I don't care if you missed me or not! A lot to unpack this week on the pod. First things first, I address Britney's recent indignity (the slap!). Secondly, my suspicions of Jonah Hill's off-putting personality are confirmed. And after I cover those mini-dramas, I dive deep into the lackluster finale of The Idol and the (kind of) more hopeful new episodes of AJLT. Apparently Charlotte loves a facial... And I'm not talkin' about the Mario Badescu kind! Listen now!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT... Another pod episode. Before I dive into the grim new episodes of AJLT season 2, I go on about Sofia Coppola's teaser trailer for her stunning (but probably boring) new film Priscilla, the worldwide tragedy known as Oceangate, and Madonna's troubling health scare! Of course after all that I do carefully dissect episodes 1 and 2 of And Just Like That. Things are chaotic with the ladies we once admired from Sex and the City. Che Pasa?! Listen now!

Hey! It's Che Diaz! :/// jkjk - Here we are with another episode! This time recapping the most hair-raising episode from season one of And Just Like That... For the first time on Girlblogger, I'm firing snarky commentary with a guest! My dear friend Connor and I decided to embark on this rewatch journey together. Listen to us divulge all of our thoughts on How to Quit Like a Woman, Rock's questionable name change, Carrie's legendary diaphragm story, and of course Che Diaz (aka The Babadook). My fav episode yet! Check it out <3

Hi everyone! Another wild rant about the latest pop culture heat wave. In this episode I attempt to convince everyone that The Idol is quality television, I dive into the importance of Kim Cattrall's cameo in AJLT season 2, we ramble about Angelina Jolie's unexpected girlboss entry into the world of sustainable fashion, and gab all about the surprising cultural significances of The Kardashians new season. Check it out!

Here we go! I review the much anticipated live-action Little Mermaid film while comparing it to the legendary animated original. I get into every aspect of the movie including my thoughts on Prince Eric not being hot enough, the rude exclusion of "Daddy I love him!", Vanessa's undeniable sex appeal, and so much more! Listen now!

Episode 2! On this thrilling new episode of Girlblogger, I freak out over the hypnotic takeover of Kylie Minogue's new hit banger "Padam Padam", critique how hot all of the girlies are looking at this year's Cannes Film festival, discuss the impending doom of AJLT season 2, and dive into Kris Jenner's whackadoodle sponsorship of something called a "papadia"! Tune in and judge it all with me!

Hello everyone! If you don't already know me from Instagram, my name is Brett Collins and I'm so excited to be starting my very own podcast. I could not think of a better way to start off this sexsi journey than with this amazing new Netflix documentary about the incredible, amazing, brilliant, and busty, Anna Nicole Smith! I most definitely enjoyed this very important film that covers so many fascinating new territories with our girl, Anna Nicole. Listen to this great first ep if you wanna hear me recap the movie while I give my two cents on the central figure, her expected daddy issues, surprise lesbian romances, financial curveballs, and so much more! Love you all, and I hope you enjoy!