
GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST
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S2 Ep 36MOVIE NIGHT: FATAL ATTRACTION & TOTAL RECALL (feat. THNK 1994)
EThe bunny is boiling over! Grab your best VR workout outfit get moving. In this is a very special episode, me and the pop culture historians, Matt and Viviana (@thnk1994), recap two cinematic masterpieces. I have selected to discuss Fatal Attraction (1987) so we can finally set the record straight on how Glenn Close's character is in fact NOT a villain in this film... She was just a woman in love! Matt and Viviana have chosen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger classic, Total Recall (1990). Hopefully we're only a few years away from mentally vacationing on Mars to see hookers with three tits! Finally, I have to ask everyone about their hottest takes on And Just Like That... The answers might surprise you! Listen now <3
S2 Ep 35VMAS, GAY FOOTBALL, UNKNOWN NUMBER, WUTHERING HEIGHTS
EDedicating this episode to all the therapists and gays that heal us! This week is all about the VMAs and psychotic moms. However, before all that I pay my respects to the late Giorgio Armani. Mr. Armani was an iconic (and insanely rich) figure in fashion that will live on for generations to come. After that I highlight my new favorite viral clip of two college footballers in a homoerotic embrace. If this is sports from now on, then maybe I will watch the Super Bowl! Then I discuss this years VMAs which was basically the Sabrina Carpenter variety hour. Next up is my new favorite Netflix documentary, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish. This b!tch, Kendra, sure does know how to drag out an elaborate cyberstalking! Finally, I touch on the titillating new teaser trailer for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights. So good!!! Listen now <3
S2 Ep 34MOVIE NIGHT: JENNIFER'S BODY & ELECTION (feat. Tino Gonzalez-Kakouris)
EDoes it smell like Thai food in here? No. I've just been having an unlawful affair with my history teacher. Just kidding! This episode I'm shaking things up and I've brought a guest on to discuss two very important films. Me and fellow gay cinephile, Tino (IG: @tinogk), explore every corner of both Jennifer's Body (2009) and Election (1999). Two films that on the surface may seem dissimilar, but actually have quite a lot in common. They're both far-reaching, dark comedies about unhinged high school girls that also take place in dumpy midwestern towns. Turns out, this happens to be both Tino and I's favorite genre of cinema! We discuss everything from queer parallels, dick piercings, and our shared hatred for texting on screen. Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 33SABRINA CARPENTER, PLUS SIZE PARK HOPPERS, JUSSIE SMOLLETT, VOGUE
EHey, you! I just want you to come inside, but never enter through the back door... Or whatever Sabrina said. This week's episode is all about an@l s€x!!! Just kidding. Not totally, though. I discuss Sabrina Carpenter and her amazing, new, höerny album called Man's Best Friend. This girl loves a suggestive innuendo! Before I get into all that I bring up my new internet obsession, Plus Size Park Hoppers. Need any Disney tips and tricks? These ladies have got you covered. They'll tell you what's up while they sits, fits and laugh their way to the bank/churro stand. Then I deep dive into the new Jussie Smollett documentary on Netflix: The Truth about Jussie Smollett? ... We have a serious little liar girl on our hands. Jussie takes the term "deny till you die" to a whole new level! Next I give an update on Vogue and their new head of editorial content, Chloe Malle. AKA the daughter of icon and Sex and the City alum, Candice Bergen! We can't wait to see what impact she has on the magazine. Lastly, I share a personally embarrassing story for this week's EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) segment. Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 32JAMIE LEE CURTIS, LIL NAS X, TAYLOR SWIFT, GWYNETH BIOGRAPHY
EThis episode was fun. I start off the ep by recapping my recent screening of Black Swan and Winona's iconic line read of "Did you suck his CAWK?!". Then I get into my all-time favorite topic... Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs! After discussing JLC's viral cleavage video I get into the more serious topic of Lil Nas X's arrest. I hope this diva doesn't stay down for long! We need more risqué music videos from him. Then I discuss this little known singer called Taylor Swift and her new album about Nomi Malone. Taylor is also (have you heard?) engaged! More importantly, I have been reading (listening to on audible) the new biography about Gwyneth Paltrow by Amy Odell. According to Gwyneth's senior yearbook, her "worst nightmare" is obesity! Fancy that. Lastly, I'm workshopping a new end segment of the podcast called EPCOT (Existential Pain, Crying, Oversharing, Trauma) where I relate happenings from my real life to And Just Like That... Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 31AND JUST LIKE THAT... IT'S OVER: PT. 2
EAnd just like that... I kept complaining about And Just Like That... Part two! In this part deux I continue to overanalyze this historic show in granular detail. Specifically, I fixate on the questionable writing and LTW's wicker ball necklace. I conclude the episode with a breakdown that what happened in the very shocking series finale. Guys, did you know that Epcot's parents were Disney freaks? Also, he's severely lactose intolerant, but hey, it's Thanksgiving, so pass the triple cream brie! Listen now <3
S2 Ep 30AND JUST LIKE THAT... IT'S OVER: PT. 1
EAnd just like that... We survived And Just Like That!!! Can you believe this harrowing roller coaster has come to it's end? Well, believe it. Also, you better believe that I have dedicated not one, but TWO episodes to dissecting every little detail of this show that has permanently altered my body's chemistry. The truth is it was originally one episode, but it was so long that I decided to split it into two in order to reflect the times Michael Patrick King did this in this latest season the series. I dig into everything from the casting, the new formula, the wardrobe, and the messy Che Diaz of it all! Relive your hate watching by recapping AJLT in it's entirety with me right now. And then tune into PT 2 coming soon! Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 29FREAKIER FRIDAY, THE LOHANAISSANCE, WEAPONS, AJLT EP 11
EThe world is healing! Well, at least Lindsay Lohan makes us feel like it is. This episode is dedicated to the forever "it girl" icon, Lindsay. I saw Freakier Friday and I can confidently (and truthfully) tell you that it's really good! I laughed, I cried, I sat next to a fat, one-armed man that snored the entire film. However, that didn't distract me from the magic I was witnessing on screen! Lindsay is back baby, and a recent online article in Glamour magazine articulates just how enlightening it is for millennials to see our queen thriving. I also saw the new horror phenomenon, Weapons, which might be a new gay cult classic? Gladys is for sure a queer icon based on the wig alone. Lastly, I complain about the (almost) final episode of And Just Like That... That's showbiz! Listen now <3
S2 Ep 28THE NAKED GUN, TOGETHER, YOGURT SHOP MURDERS, AJLT EP 10
EHere we go! Another week filled with harrowing brain rot. Starting with my new favorite HBO documentary series - The Yogurt Shop Murders. I give my unintentionally offensive commentary on this terrifying unsolved murder case. Four innocent girls killed while closing their yogurt shop! I can't imagine anything more horrifying. Well, maybe Miranda getting finger-banged by Che Diaz, but I try not to revisit that. Then I praise my new favorite film, The Naked Gun (2025). Nonsensical slapstick comedies will always be peak cinema. Then I switch gears to discuss Together (2025) and the lawsuit scandal that accompanies it. And finally, I end the episode with everyones favorite hate watch... And Just Like That... F**k Miranda! Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 27SYDNEY SWEENEY, THE HUNTING WIVES, SOUTH PARK, AJLT EP 9
EUh oh! Sydney Sweeney is making quite the impact, and it's not because of her big, heavy jugs. This episode I discuss the heated discourse regarding American Eagle's latest [racist?] denim campaign. After that debacle, I get into everyone's new favorite new softcore p*rn, The Hunting Wives. Who knew all these moms down south also love to go down south ON each other! Then I touch on South Park's iconic interpretation of Trump's tiny tallywacker. Remember, just because you work for the man doesn't mean you can't make fun of them! Then I relish in my delight of all Lindsay Lohan's press tour looks for the global takeover of Freakier Friday (2025) right before I begrudgingly recap the latest, awful episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3
S2 Ep 26OZZY OSBOURNE, COLDPLAY COUPLE, IKWYDLS, AJLT EP 8
EAnother day, another slay... with a giant hook while wearing a fisherman's slicker! That's right, I saw the new IKWYDLS (if you're dumb that's short for I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)) and I loved everything about it. From surprise twists, cameos, to Gabbriette being a horny crime podcaster, this movie was a 10/10 for me. Well, maybe an 8.5/10. Before I discuss all that I pour one out for our beloved Ozzy Osbourne who has sadly passed on... but has he been reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' third baby, Aquaman? Jury is still out on that. I also call out those lying, cheating wh0res that exposed themselves in that viral Coldplay concert clip. What were they thinking?! If you are going to be a cheater, you need to be SMART ABOUT IT! I also touch on Ari Aster's new film Eddington (2025) and of course the recent POS episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 25SWAG, TOO MUCH, LOVE ISLAND, AJLT EP 7
EPLOT TWIST: Justin Bieber is, in fact, not crazy. He's just been busy getting his swag on! This episode I give my critique on various types of content that I did not actually finish consuming. Things such as Justin Bieber's new surprise album - SWAG, Lena Dunham's new show - Too Much, and everyone's guilty pleasure - Love Island. Even though I did not listen/watch everything in it's entirety, I'm certain my opinions on said topics are correct. Of course, at the end of the episode I recap the recent mind-bending episode of And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 24BRAD PITT, JOJO SIWA, MY MOM JAYNE, AJLT EP 6
ESo, Brad Pitt farted! Does that make him any less hot? No it does not. After starting off the episode with that outstanding subject, I switch over into an even more shocking topic... Jojo Siwa's new cover of "Bette Davis Eyes". In a startling twist, I decide that I actually might like her version of the song. Perhaps the summer heat is damaging my perception. Then I recap Jennette McCurdy's seminal memoir, I'm Glad My Mom Died, and the new series based on the material that Jennifer Aniston will star in. After that, I touch on a more glamorous mother by discussing Mariska Hargitay's new documentary My Mom Jayne (2025), and all the astonishing details about Jayne Mansfield's life, children and infidelities. Lastly, I complain about the sixth episode of everyone's favorite hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 23ANNA WINTOUR, LAUREN SÁNCHEZ, M3GAN 2.0, AJLT EP 5
The Queen has stepped down!!! Well, kind of. This episode I talk about Anna Wintour's shocking (not so shocking) title change within the world of Vogue. Then I dig into the much discussed wedding of those two rich people that tied the knot in Venice. I can't remember their names? All I know is that one is rich and one has huge gazongas. Then I critique the much anticipated sequel, M3GAN 2.0, and all of it's action-packed campiness. Sabrina Carpenter has yet another album cover to freak out over, and lastly, I have to pontificate on our favorite show to hate watch, And Just Like That... Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 22KATY/ORLANDO SPLIT, POOP CRUISE, CAROLYN BESSETTE-KENNEDY
What a sh!t storm... literally. After I delve into Katy Perry's latest life hiccup (her split with Orlando Bloom) I discuss the most horrifying topic I've ever spoken about on Girlblogger... The Poop Cruise. This is a story about a bunch of sweaty people trapped on a boat where nothing worked so they had to resort to defecating in plastic biohazard bags. Yes, it is as awful as it sounds. Then I switch into breaking down what is so wrong with the way Ryan Murphy and his costumers are dressing the actress who will be portraying Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in an upcoming show. Lastly, I begrudgingly pick apart the latest episode of And Just Like That... Gosh this show is testing me. Listen Now! <3

S2 Ep 21JUSTIN BIEBER, SJP X CHD, SABRINA CARPENTER, AJLT EP 3
And just like that... Justin Bieber posted something cryptic on Instagram again. This episode I touch on our boy Justin's recent social media presence, and I couldn't help but wonder if I too might have a public menty b. Then I get into Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance on Call Her Daddy in which I am most appalled by the fact that SJP has seven f**king siblings. I pick apart Sabrina's new scandalous album cover, and I am also here to tell you that the new film, Materialists, sucks. Lastly, I of course recap the latest/bleakest episode of AJLT. Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 20BLAKE LIVELY UPDATE, TITAN TRAGEDY, AJLT EP 2
Lawsuit dropped! Well, not really. The wild curveball in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni drama details how a New York Judge dismissed Justin's countersuit. I talk about everything going on with the legal drama between these psychos, as well as Blake's flop reference of Carrie Bradshaw's style. Speaking of Carrie, I also scream about the super bummer-summer second episode of AJLT. This show really sucks! But before that, I get into my favorite recent scandal that involves a narcissistic leader - Titan: The OceanGate submersible disaster. Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 19AJLT SEASON 3, PEE-WEE DOC, FINAL DESTINATION
AHHHHH!!! And Just Like That... is back and it felt like I got hit by a wood chipper! Even though this show knocks us down and makes us feel like a helpless fawn in a forrest of wolves, we continue to watch it, and ultimately find sick pleasure in our viewing. I recap the highlights of the season 3 premiere while fighting back tears (and vomit), but I thankfully make it out alive. Then I get into the Paul Reubens Documentary, Pee-Wee as Himself, and I discuss how toxic the homophobic media could get in the early aughts! Then as a cherry on top, I reminisce on The Final Destination franchise after having seen the latest installment. Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 18OVERCOMPENSATING, THE REHEARSAL, CANNES PART II
Another day, another piece of content for me to consume, obsess over, and talk about incessantly! Everyone must watch the new super gay show: Overcompensating. This show did not disappoint. I cover everything from the impeccable casting to the triggering moments that made my eye twitch as a member of the LBGTQIA+ community. After that I get into Nathan Fielder's groundbreaking portrayal of the heroic pilot Sully Sullenberger on this season of The Rehearsal, I complain about colleges that are teaching courses for Swifties, and lastly, I break down my favorite outfits from the Cannes Film Festival. Listen now! <3ISABELLE HUPPERTJULIA GARNERALEXANDER SKARSGÅRDPEDRO PASCALANGELINA JOLIEKRISTEN STEWARTELSA HOLSKELLE FANNING

S2 Ep 17TJ MAXX GIRL, FALL OF BODY POSITIVITY, CANNES PART I
Here we go! Has anyone ever shaken up your entire day (life?) while you were shopping for sunglasses in TJ Maxx? WELL BUCKLE UP. This episode I do a deep dive on the recent TikTok sensation that is, the TJ Maxx girl. After dissecting that I get into plenty more fun topics! Such topics include: Meghan Trainor's new lyric (and rack), Katie Holmes legendary bad fashion, Kim K's new show, Leah Michele dispelling rumors, and all of the new films/restrictions at this year Cannes film festival. Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 16MET GALA 2025
Why is everyone wearing a goddamn suit?! Oh. I guess it was the theme this year. Well, here we go, sluts! The first Monday in May has occurred and it's time pick apart all of the best and worst of this year's Met Gala! Although I feel confident in my saying that this has been one of the weaker years, visually speaking, that does not mean there isn't plenty to talk about. Rihanna is pregnant (again?!), Doechii needs more umbrellas, and Gayle King looks like shit. Also, Katy Perry manages to have another faux pas on the carpet without even attending the event. Listen now! <3SABRINA CARPENTERSIMONE BILESALICIA KEYSTRACEE ELLIS ROSSGAYLE KINGDIANA ROSSLAURA HARRIERANOK YAIHAILEY BIEBERJODIE TURNER-SMITH

S2 Ep 15COACHELLA, ADDISON RAE, JOHN WATERS
Well, Coachella has snuck up on us yet again this year! Lady Gaga attacked that desert stage like the true mother god that she is. Even though I was not in attendance, I comment on this year's music festival along with recounting the one time I was there in 2016 and saw Jared Leto scanning the crowd for groupies. I also discuss my new toe-smoking, pop queen Addison Rae in granular detail. Lindsay Lohan has a new sexy show in the works where she lies a lot. I saw John Waters do stand-up as the youngest person in the audience by thirty years. Lastly, everyone NEEDS to go see The Ugly Stepsister (2025). It is quite literally the ugly stepsister to our other favorite film The Substance (2024). Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 14KATY IN SPACE, SEX, DROP, AJLT TRAILER
It's a bird! It's a plane! NO. It's Katy Perry plummeting back to earth after being in space for 11 minutes! This week, listen to me give extensive commentary on Katy's latest record scratch moment. I also give my take on Michelle Williams' horny new show Dying For Sex. Is anyone else turned on by the movie Minions (2015)? The new Blumhouse movie Drop (2025) is a must see, and the new AJLT trailer is making me shake. When are they going to kill off the annoying kids on this godforsaken show?! Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 13WHITE LOTUS, SNOW WHITE, KYLIE MINOGUE
Back with another episode! This week is all about loving The White Lotus season 3 finale and HATING Snow White (2025)! Well maybe not hating, but those CGI dwarves have been haunting me ever since witnessing the film in an empty AMC theatre. Heartbreak did not feel good in a place like that! Enjoy the plethora of soundbites littered throughout me monologuing on this weeks topics. Oh - and I top off the episode with a recap on my seeing Kylie Minogue's latest Tension Tour. If you do not know who Kylie Minogue is, it's time to end it (meaning your life). Enjoy! <3

S2 Ep 12MEGHAN *SUSSEX*, FASHION NEWS, MAYHEM
Well I'm back with another episode! This time I talk about how much I absolutely LOVE our humble queen, oh I mean Duchess, Meghan Markle! Oh sorry, I mean Meghan Sussex! JK maybe I don't necessarily love her or the new Netflix show, however, I do love a fragrant bath salt! Maybe I'll try out one of her recommendations... Anyway, I hate on Meghan for a bit before I get into all the new changes going on in the fashion industry. Donatella, and Demna, and Dario - oh my! Then I touch on Lady Gaga's new album Mayhem, and how it somehow reminded me of that viral moment where she reveals she gets drunk off prop wine. As a cherry on top, I review the bombshell teaser trailer for Freakier Friday. Listen now! <3

S2 Ep 11OSCARS, DEATH, THE WHITE LOTUS
Another harrowing week here on planet earth, or more specifically, Los Angeles. The Oscars happened! No one was punched in the face this year, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the awards show. I touch on Conan's clever dig at Karla Sofía Gascón , recap how Sean Baker's Anora (2024) made history, and of course I make some much needed Joan Rivers jokes about celebrity fashion. After wrapping up the Oscars I remember our millennial queen, Michelle Trachtenberg, as well as others that have tragically passed. And to put a happy button on the end of the episode I get into everyone's favorite show: The White Lotus. I love watching women talk shit about each other! Listen now <3

S2 Ep 10BLAKE & JUSTIN, BIANCA CENSORI, THE LAST SHOWGIRL
Back at it again! Well the Super Bowl sucked, Kanye (Ye?) is more unhinged than ever, his "wife" is always naked, and the Blake/Justin drama seems to be unceasing. Heaven help us! Despite all of the chaos we find solace in Gia Coppola's The Last Showgirl (2024) starring our newly chic and bare-faced mother, Pamela Anderson. The movie is good! Listen now <3

S2 Ep 9BABYGIRL, NOSFERATU, OSCAR NOMINATIONS
The new year is upon us! I am ready to talk about all of my favorite bullshit ad nauseam!!! Starting with the 2025 Oscar nominations and how our new favorite movie The Substance (2024) has an exciting 5 nominations, including best director and best picture. However, I also am sure to recognize that even though Emilia Pérez (2024) got 13 nominations... it sucks! I also dissect the new (kind of) erotic thriller Babygirl (2024) as well as Lily-Rose Depp's savage commitment in Nosferatu (2024). These ladies are having toe-curling orgasms left and right! Listen now <3

S2 Ep 8EYES WIDE SHUT
Merry Christmas! Nothing says "happy holidays" like a cultish, high-society orgy! Listen to me and my wild bestie, Laura Ashley Samuels, dissect the offbeat xmas classic, Eyes Wide Shut (1999). We cover every detail! From white haired bachelors, to well dressed street walkers, and Tom Cruise's lack of on-screen nudity. This Stanley Kubrick classic might not be one to rewatch with your in-laws, but it is certainly one to focus on with your horny, potential fiancé! Listen now!

S2 Ep 7WICKED, QUEER, ANORA, OUR LITTLE SECRET
Are you holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity? I sure as f**k am! Listen to my multitude of thoughts on the WICKED part 1 (2024) phenomenon that has swept the nation, and especially queer media. Speaking of queer, I also so the intensely abstract film Queer (2024). I share my thoughts on that gay film along with other new fun ones like Anora (2024) and our new favorite Lilo holiday comedy Our Little Secret (2024). How many times can I write (2024) in this summary? Who cares! Listen now!

S2 Ep 6THE ELECTION & MARTHA
The election! AHHH! Trump has won... F*CK!!! Listen to me get into my (rare) political mode as I discuss the woeful outcome of the recent presidential election. After that bout of hopelessness, I get into the MUCH more hopeful topic of the beloved Martha Stewart! Everything from her hot/boozy father, kissing strangers in cathedrals, and sexy swimsuit editorials! Why isn't she our president?? Listen now!

S2 Ep 5THE TWILIGHT SAGA
This is the skin of a killer, Bella... *Edward sparkles* ... Oh hey! Here's an episode dedicated to everyone's favorite toxic teen vampire romance franchise. Twilight! Me and my fangirl bitch, Hilary, dissect the saga bit by bit. Everything from bad wigs to hot dads to the dizzying baseball scene. Twilight will forever be a phenomenon that is equal parts puzzling and tantalizing. Every time Fall rolls around I can't help but blurt out "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" Listen now!

S1 Ep 4JOKER 2, MEGALOPOLIS, VICTORIA'S SECRET, SPOOKY MOVIE RECS
These movies sucked! Well, maybe that's harsh, but they were VERY *unique*. Tune in to hear me give my critiques on the floptina double feature I had with Joker 2 and Megalopolis. Then I dive into the Tyra jump scare at the 2024 Victoria's secret show. Finally, I top the silly episode off with 13 spooky movies to watch up until Halloween. Enjoy!

S2 Ep 3LANA'S WEDDING, CHAPPELL ROAN, WIGS, OCTOBER 3RD
Another episode! This week it's mostly about weddings, but not just any wedding, LANA DEL REY AND HER GATOR GUY! Listen to me judge her current relationship while rehashing her old ones. After that saga, I give my hot take on the new pop girlie, Chappell Roan, and her recent online statements. Then I react to Nicole Kidman's new trailer for her upcoming film Babygirl (2024), but I'm admittedly having a hard time with the wig. Finally, it's October 3rd, bitches! I rattle off some Mean Girls trivia to celebrate. Listen now!

S2 Ep 2THE SUBSTANCE
Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? I sure as f*ck have! Join me and my bff Connor dissect the new body horror classic, The Substance (2024). Directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley, this movie is the new Black Swan (2010) for every mentally-ill girl/gay. We comment on everything from the multitude of hot asses on display to the freakish way Dennis Quaid eats shrimp that still have their eyes and antennas. This film is one to watch over and over until that electro synth music is all you hear when you close your eyes. Listen now!

S2 Ep 1CHIMP CRAZY, BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE, VMAS 2024, & THE DELIVERANCE
I'm back!!! After a long period of doing absolutely nothing I've finally decided to commit my life to girlblogging (similar to not working). And what a way to return with something as historic as CHIMP CRAZY. Listen to me gab with myself about my new messiah Tonia Haddix, the star of this docuseries. Then I transition into the much awaited Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024), comment on how boring this year's VMAs was, and finally I get into The Deliverance (2024) or at least the best part of it... Glenn Close. Listen now!

S1 Ep 14BRITNEY'S BOOK & BECKHAMS
IMPORTANT EPISODE! Godney Spears aka Britney has released the newest testament of the bible and its called The Woman In Me. I disect the book in disturbingly granular detail, but first I recap the Beckham docuseries on Netflix. Britney and Posh Spice are two vital parts of every girlblogger's personality, so this rant I go on is very special! Listen now and enjoy <3

S1 Ep 13THE SUPERMODELS
I'm back! Time to discuss the only reason one should subscribe to Apple+ this fall season. The Supermodels! This 4-part docuseries follows the icons we identify as the OG supermodels. Linda, Naomi, Christy, and Cindy (no Claudia) get personal with us about their decade defining beauty and 30+ years of modeling. I dive into Naomi's replacement father figures, Cindy's beauty mark origin story, Christy's flawless life, and Linda showing her 7th grade teacher that dreams really do come true. Listen now!

S1 Ep 12SUPERMODELS, COURTROOM FASHION, KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE, BURNING MAN
Hiii, what's up kids? In this episode of Girlblogger I go on about the fab four power b*tches also known as THE SUPERMODELS. Everything from Naomi's iconic Tyra interview, Linda's cool-sculpting tagedy, and Cindy being the [insanely hot] girl next door. Then I dive into my new favorite fashion campaign executed by the London based brand, Poster Girl. I examine how we as a culture like to see people get rained on. Finally, I cover the could-be power couple of our generation... KYLIE+TIMOTHÉE <3 Check it out!

S1 Ep 11And Just Like That...: The Last Supper
Hey b*tches! The day has come. AJLT is ending... JK! Apparently we're getting a season 3 of this horror show lol. In this episode of Girlblogger I recap both parts 1 and 2 of the season 2 finale, The Last Supper. I confirm that Sara Ramirez is just as unfunny as Che Diaz, lose my mind over Stanford becoming a Shinto Monk, complain about the dangerous "you're a loser if you're single" messaging, and of course I dissect the 74 second cameo of our queen, Samantha Jones. Enjoy!

S1 Ep 10MEGAN THE POET, BILLY'S BROKE, LIZZO SCANDAL, SWIFTIE MANIA
Hey sl*ts! Another episode of my terrifying stream of consciousness. This week on Girlblogger: the tea Megan Fox could spill in her new poetry book, Billy Porter's hypothetically irresponsible spending habits, Lizzo's curveball cancelation, Lea Michele aka "the secret farter", and Taylor Swift's all-consuming Eras tour. Check it out!

S1 Ep 9TRAGIC PASSINGS, LINDSAY'S BABY, UGLY BOYFRIENDS, AJLT TRAUMA
Hey girlbloggers! Another episode for everyone. Things have been a little dark, and we've unfortunately lost some great talent in recent days past. However, with death, new life always follows. By that I mean in this episode I remember Sinead O'Connor, Paul Reubens, and Angus Cloud and then attempt to balance those losses by discussing Lindsay Lohan's newborn. After touching on those topics I switch gears into judging Ariana Grande's new romance, and then top it off by deep diving into why And Just Like That is so traumatizing. Listen now!

S1 Ep 8Barbie
MOST IMPORTANT EPISODE! If you're going to listen to just 1 episode of this silly podcast - make sure this is it. The film of the century... Barbie. I was beyond excited for the duration of this movie's production and I could not be more pleased with how f*cking good the final product is. Barbie is my new identity and it should be yours too. Listen to me gab about the film in all facets, my experiences playing with Barbies, queen Margot, and everything else in between. Again, this is the film of the century *BARBIE*

S1 Ep 5BRITNEY INCIDENT, JONAH SUCKS, JOCELYN 4EVER, CHARLOTTE THE C*M SL*T
I'm back! I don't care if you missed me or not! A lot to unpack this week on the pod. First things first, I address Britney's recent indignity (the slap!). Secondly, my suspicions of Jonah Hill's off-putting personality are confirmed. And after I cover those mini-dramas, I dive deep into the lackluster finale of The Idol and the (kind of) more hopeful new episodes of AJLT. Apparently Charlotte loves a facial... And I'm not talkin' about the Mario Badescu kind! Listen now!!!

S1 Ep 6PRISCILLA, OCEANGATE, MADONNA DRAMA, AJLT PREMIERE
AND JUST LIKE THAT... Another pod episode. Before I dive into the grim new episodes of AJLT season 2, I go on about Sofia Coppola's teaser trailer for her stunning (but probably boring) new film Priscilla, the worldwide tragedy known as Oceangate, and Madonna's troubling health scare! Of course after all that I do carefully dissect episodes 1 and 2 of And Just Like That. Things are chaotic with the ladies we once admired from Sex and the City. Che Pasa?! Listen now!

And Just Like That...: Tragically Hip (ft. Connor Bowman)
Hey! It's Che Diaz! :/// jkjk - Here we are with another episode! This time recapping the most hair-raising episode from season one of And Just Like That... For the first time on Girlblogger, I'm firing snarky commentary with a guest! My dear friend Connor and I decided to embark on this rewatch journey together. Listen to us divulge all of our thoughts on How to Quit Like a Woman, Rock's questionable name change, Carrie's legendary diaphragm story, and of course Che Diaz (aka The Babadook). My fav episode yet! Check it out <3

S1 Ep 4JOCELYN, SAMANTHA'S RETURN, ANGELINA FASHIONISTA, KENDALL THE HORSE GIRL
Hi everyone! Another wild rant about the latest pop culture heat wave. In this episode I attempt to convince everyone that The Idol is quality television, I dive into the importance of Kim Cattrall's cameo in AJLT season 2, we ramble about Angelina Jolie's unexpected girlboss entry into the world of sustainable fashion, and gab all about the surprising cultural significances of The Kardashians new season. Check it out!

S1 Ep 3The Little Mermaid
Here we go! I review the much anticipated live-action Little Mermaid film while comparing it to the legendary animated original. I get into every aspect of the movie including my thoughts on Prince Eric not being hot enough, the rude exclusion of "Daddy I love him!", Vanessa's undeniable sex appeal, and so much more! Listen now!

S1 Ep 2PADAM PADAM, PAPADIAS, & PRETTY PEOPLE
Episode 2! On this thrilling new episode of Girlblogger, I freak out over the hypnotic takeover of Kylie Minogue's new hit banger "Padam Padam", critique how hot all of the girlies are looking at this year's Cannes Film festival, discuss the impending doom of AJLT season 2, and dive into Kris Jenner's whackadoodle sponsorship of something called a "papadia"! Tune in and judge it all with me!

S1 Ep 1Anna Nicole Smith: You Don't Know Me
Hello everyone! If you don't already know me from Instagram, my name is Brett Collins and I'm so excited to be starting my very own podcast. I could not think of a better way to start off this sexsi journey than with this amazing new Netflix documentary about the incredible, amazing, brilliant, and busty, Anna Nicole Smith! I most definitely enjoyed this very important film that covers so many fascinating new territories with our girl, Anna Nicole. Listen to this great first ep if you wanna hear me recap the movie while I give my two cents on the central figure, her expected daddy issues, surprise lesbian romances, financial curveballs, and so much more! Love you all, and I hope you enjoy!