DOLLY PARTON, TAYLOR SWIFT, ED GEIN, MAX EHRICH

DO NOT WORRY!!! Dolly Parton is alive and well. Dolly herself provided the world with a wellness check after her sister gave America a terrifying jumpscare by telling us all to "pray for Dolly". After I assure everyone that Dolly "ain't dead yet" I get right into talking about The Life of a Showgirl. Apparently, the life of a showgirl isn't that exhilarating. In fact, some might say it's down right dusty. If you thought Taylor Swift was inspired by Nomi Malone, you thought wrong. It seems as though this album's inspiration more likely came from a ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in wax paper. Not the worst, but nothing that will make your panties drop. Next I dig into the new season of Monster that's all about Ed Gein. Charlie Hunnam plays the hot, murderous, titular character this season and he also speaks like Kermit the frog. Jury is still out on whether or not the voice is character accurate, but hell, if Tom Hanks won an Oscar for Forrest Gump, maybe Charlie just secured an Emmy! Lastly, I touch on the recent scandal surrounding Demi Lovato's ex, Max Ehrich. You'll never believe how I play into the story! Listen now <3