Gayish Podcast

This episode is like a kick to the ovaries. Robin Hopkins and Jaimie Kelton from the podcast If These Ovaries Could Talk join us to talk ovaries, alternative families, and eating pussy. In this episode: News- 6:17 || Main Topic (Ovaries)- 14:01 || Guests (Robin Hopkins and Jaimie Kelton)- 20:16 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:27 Plus, on Monday's bonus segment, you'll get to listen to more of our hilarious conversation with Robin and Jaimie. Go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast for early access to episodes, bonus content, and more!

What is it about fetishes that irks Mike? It’s not monkeys. Or The Eagle. Or balloons. Or feet. Let’s just say, if your fetish is strict denotative adherence, you’re in for a treat. In this episode: News- 2:31 || Main Topic (Fetish Night)- 14:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:28 On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan tells us about Bettie Page, the Queen of Pinups, and her connection to a Fetish Night Dan used to go to.

Mike’s Scruff game is... wanting. Kyle tears his profile apart with the help of two experts, Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone, to help his online persona reflect the amazing person we know that he is. In this episode: News- 6:44 || Main Topic (App Makeover)- 16:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:53 On Monday, Dan will flip the script by giving Scruff a makeover on the bonus Patreon segment, which will be available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Are cigars #TotesMasc or are they pseudo-penises for your mouth? We check in on the science when we talk about the stereotypes of cigars. In this episode: News- 1:43 || Main Topic (Cigars)- 13:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 57:46 On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan talks about cigar fetishes, including his cigar fetish fantasies. Get early access to episodes an bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

To kick off our goal of learning Polari, we introduce you to Polari Word of the Week, refresh you on the words we've already learned, and tell you how you can learn along with us.

You may be setting fitness goals for the new year, and we have some advice for you (and for ourselves). Also, Richard Simmons. In this episode: News- 5:41 || Main Topic (Fitness)- 16:37 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:16:58 Coming Monday (spell "coming"), Fucking Dan talks about his own fitness journey. To get early access to episodes, plus lots of bonus content, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Why does fruit mean gay? Mike explains its origin in connection to a secret gay language. Plus, Urban Dictionary, Skittles, fruit booty, and more. In this episode: News- 7:00 || Main Topic (Fruit)- 12:54 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:33 Also, Fucking Dan tells us whether pineapple really makes your cum taste better in the bonus Patreon segment, coming on Monday. Support us & get bonus content at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

You have gayish questions. We have gayish answers. We celebrate our 150th episode with a very special Q&A from you, the gayish listeners! What are Mike and Kyle's favorite episodes? How much math did you all ask us to do? How many notches are on Mike's bedpost for his lifetime, and is it more or less than Kyle's number this week?

Mike goes to a jerk-off club and talks about meeting the love of his life. Plus, jerk-off related gayta, euphemisms, and religious teachings. In this episode: News- 8:21 || Main Topic (Jerking Off)- 14:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:15 This Monday, we’ll release our bonus Patreon segment from Fucking Dan about how he cured his premature ejaculation. Bonus content and more available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We cover everything from jocks, jockstraps, straight guys, and Grindr to self-hatred and suicide with our guest Brock McGillis, the first openly gay professional hockey player. Check out his upcoming TV show, This Is Shit, with RuPaul’s Drag Race alumni and star Mrs. Kasha Davis, at www.wowpresentsplus.com/this-is-shit. In this episode: News- 6:49 || Main Topic (Jocks)- 17:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:38 Coming soon to Patreon, a bonus segment from Dan covering jockstrap mystery. Get bonus segments and episodes at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Kyle either has anxiety or just an extreme case of anxiety about whether he has anxiety or not. Mike only has anxiety sometimes, but when he does apparently it makes life difficult in the bedroom. Try not to bite your nails as we talk about the all too common issue of anxiety, something that everyone deals with but especially gay people.

Are you my Daddy? We rev up our BDE (Big Daddy Energy) to answer the all-important question of whether Mike is Daddy. In this episode: News- 2:52 || Main Topic (Daddies)- 17:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:12 To get a bonus segment with Fucking Dan’s real-life daddy, who is also 12 years younger than him, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

While Mike selfishly celebrates his birthday in Scotland, Fucking Dan steps in as co-host so he and Kyle can tell each other horribly sad hate crime stories, including the shooting at gay bar Backstreet Cafe by Ronald Gay and the murders of Michelle Abdill, Roxanne Ellis, and Scott George by Robert Acremant. In this episode: News(ish)- 4:12 || Main Topic (Hate Crimes)- 5:39 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:43 To get a bonus segment with gayta about hate crimes, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We face our body image issues head on when we consider getting naked at a “sex hotel” with Davey Wavey, creator of Himeros.tv. And yes, one of us gets naked. :O In this episode: News- 4:42 || Main Topic (Sex Hotel)- 15:30 || Davey Wavey- 27:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:18:32 Plus, more of our discussion with Davey Wavey, including how to hook up at a bathhouse, self esteem when using sex apps, and waiting in a room ass up, all available in our bonus segment available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

What are your fantasies? Do gay men have nastier fantasies than the straights? Where does Mike get his erotic fiction? Plus Mike/Kyle slash fiction that makes everyone deeply uncomfortable. If you'd prefer not to hear us talk sexy to each other, skip the "Slash fiction performance" section from the timestamps below. In this episode: News- 2:30 News || Main Topic (Fantasies)- 16:36 || Slash fiction performance- 1:03:28 || Slash fiction discussion- 1:18:17 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:23:19 Plus, Fucking Dan reads a runner-up slash fiction contest entry with a twist ending! It's posted as a bonus segment on www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Steve V. Rodriguez from Talk About Gay Sex Podcast shares his experiences as a gogo boyand the sketchy producer that lived up to the Hollywood reputation. In this episode: News- 5:22 || Main Topic (Gogo Boys)- 11:55 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:40 Plus, Fucking Dan recounts a gogo-boy-related murder in our bonus segment, available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Mike and Kyle talk about Spirit Day, spirits, spirits, spirit animals, and the Holy Spirit. In this episode: News- 6:23 || Main Topic [Spirit(s)]- 18:06 || Gayest & Straightest- 42:03 Also, Dan shares his sometimes terrifying experiences of being bullied growing up in our bonus segment at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH! In spite of his resistance, Mike remembers several moments where Britney had a major impact on his life. In this episode: News- 3:54 || Main Topic (BRITNEY SPEARS)- 14:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:15 Also, Kyle launches into full defense mode when Fucking Dan tells him why Britney is homophobic in our bonus segment available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Mike and Kyle talk to a married gay couple about their baby, who is due in just a couple of weeks, and the journey they took to get there. Guests: Husbands Joseph Peters-Mathews (from Episode 37 about gay priests) and Brandon Peters-Mathews. In this episode: News- 3:22 || Main Topic (Surrogacy)- 12:27 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:31 Bonus segment with more datums about same-sex couples with children available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

YouTuber Davey Wavey joins us to talk about (and practice) vulnerability by getting really, really, really personal. In this episode: News- 2:45 || Main Topic (Vulnerability)- 13:59 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:07:09 Bonus segment with a different spin on vulnerability at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Astrology, the top shortage, lesbian bed death, and astrology. We talk about lesbian stereotypes with Clara Pluton and Val Nigro of the Hot Takes with Hot Dykes podcast. Oh, we also talk about astrology. In this episode: Corrections- 2:29 || Guests Clara Pluton and Val Nigro join us to talk about dykes- 7:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:40 Bonus segment from Fucking Dan about the origin of the word "dyke" at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Eat Ass. Love Ass. Pray Ass. In this episode: News - 4:35 | Main Topic (Rimming) - 14:15 | Gayest & Straightest - 1:04:49 Bonus segment from Fucking Dan about his top-secret homemade lube product is available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

After a long hiatus, we're back with a new Shrinkage! Kyle talks about the gay version of the Bechdel Test and LGBT representation in movies.

Oh Merlin! We talk about Dumbledore's gayness, JK Rowling's TERFness, and who is Rebecca Salt? Thank you to Cian and Javier for requesting this topic as part of their Patreon benefits! In this episode: News - 2:21 | Main Topic (Harry Potter) - 12:44 | Gayest & Straightest - 51:41 If you want to decide a future episode topic, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast to take a look at the benefits and levels!

Tuck Woodstock, host of the Gender Reveal podcast, joins us to answer inappropriate questions about being non-binary. [UPDATE: Since recording this episode, Tuck has updated their name. In the episode, you'll hear all of us use their (now) dead name, which has been preserved as-is given the importance to our conversation.] In this episode: News - 4:13 | Main Topic (Non-Binary) - 12:44 | Gayest & Straightest - 56:45 Bonus segment about the singular they/them pronouns available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

So... what exactly are poppers? Is it Kyle or Mike that basically has no idea? What will it be like when we find out in front of a live audience? Get ready to clean your VCR!

The only cars we really care about are muscle cars, minus the cars part. But I guess we’ll talk about them anyway. In this episode: News - 9:23 | Main Topic (Cars) - 19:44 | Gayest & Straightest - 1:04:48 Bonus segment about rainbow stickers on cars available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

One of makes friends with them, the other can’t handle them. Get your ones ready, it’s strippers! In this episode: 4:37 - News | 14:42 - Main Topic (Strippers) | 1:00:30 - Gayest & Straightest Bonus segment about whether go-go boys are straight or gay available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

I hate this part right here. In this episode: 5:23 - News | 24:16 - Main Topic (Breakups) | 1:29:09 - Gayest & Straightest

A special thank you to A.É. Coleman for requesting this topic as part of his Patreon benefits. Is the Navy really all that gay? Plus, the return of Momsplaining. In this episode-- 1:19 - News | 10:19 - Main Topic (Sailors) | 1:03:02 - Gayest & Straightest Check out the Patreon benefits, including bonus episodes and segments, at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Why are gay people expected to be on the forefront of trends? Also, we delve into White Claw, if it's good or bad, and the hard seltzer water craze. 6:34 - News 16:55 - Main Topic (White Claw) 1:02:15 - Gayest & Straightest Check out the Gayish YouTube video with our actual blind taste taste. Bonus segment for some Patreon members: what your La Croix flavor means about your sexual interests. Thanks to our friend Doug Antkowiak for the idea for this episode!

What is the difference between STI and STD? And what deep dark secret has Mike been hiding that turns out is not that dark after all? Kyle asks "what about straight guys"? Take a listen for a typically Gayish look at sexually transmitted infection.

For our Pride48 live stream, we delve into the mystery and science of rainbows.

Sit. Stay. Now, play!...this episode. Our guest Pup Kero teaches Mike and Kyle that pup play is more than just a kink. Full transcript available at http://www.gayishpodcast.com/index.php/2019/06/27/gayish-124-pups-w-pup-kero/. Support us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Like an open gay couple, we celebrate Pride month with even more guests. Kevin Toovey, Jake Leon-Guerrero, and Xander Hurley join us to talk about their experiences as LGBT people of color.

Is Kyle religious? God, no! Guest Sarah Austin from the SarahTalk podcast joins us to talk about how she went from attending a First Christian church on the road to becoming a preacher to an atheist.

It’s never too late to be gay! Guest Mark Traphagen joins us to talk about what it has been like to come out in his 60s. More with Mark available for select Patreon members at https://www.patreon.com/posts/more-late-bonus-27427820.

How did it take us this long to talk about boobs? Get out your sports bra, and get ready to hear all about the complicated relationship between gay guys and breasts. Also, a very personal and disturbing true crime segment that will leave you wondering why you listen (even more than usual).

At the request of our Facebook Group, we discuss an important mental health topic, therapy. And yes, Gayish counts as therapy. You’ll pretty much be totally not crazy after listening to this.

¡Cojan las orejas! Hablamos de España (in English, claro). Spain is super gay-friendly… or is it? Send this episode to your Spanish friend! We’re trying to get more Spain cred.

Let me sit this podcaaaaaaaast on ya, show you how we feel.... about Beyoncé.

What started as an episode about foreskin turned into a full episode trying to answer the question, “should we circumcise babies with penises?”

We are gay and don't care about fashion. (If you say you're going to take our gay cards, we'll lose our shit.)

A special thank you to Chris Sanders for requesting this topic as part of his Patreon benefits. Or if you hate it, blame him because we did not choose this he did. Mike and Kyle look at the fascinating world of beards. Come find out why Mike and Kyle were both screwed up by their childhood despite being on opposite ends of the hirsute spectrum.

On the 20th anniversary of The Matrix, people have been re-evaluating the Oscar-winning movie from a new lens of trans-ness given, unlike when it was released, the Wachowskis are now out trans women.

Celebrate our 2 year anniversary with doubles: double dass, double penetration, double entendres, and more. Plus, announcements about live shows, t-shirts, Patreon, and more! (Yes, I said “and more” twice. It’s double.)

EXCITING GAY THINGS are coming up next week. It’ll be our two year anniversary, and we have fun surprises for you. This isn't a new episode, just a tease.

Mike's Mom, the infamous Ma Johnson, answers your questions, including what she thinks of Mike's exes, whether she's a top or bottom, and what she likes least about Mike.

This Irish celebration is a battle ground for queer inclusion. But when it comes to St. Patrick himself, maybe there's more to the story.

Lend us your voy-ears because we get off on knowing you're listening to us talk about voyeurism, both consensual and non-consensual.