Gayish Podcast

Momsplaining returns to define ‘highsexual’. Plus: “Jeff Session. Marijuana. Legal. Maybe won’t be. Um, stockpile. We talked about the stockpiling.” – Mike. Other Topics: Momsplaining, Mike Pence, Marlon Bundo, John Oliver, Weed, Marijuana. Skippers: weed conversation starts at 9:01.

If you want to hear Jeffrey Masters, host of the podcast LGBTQ&A, talk about the countless interviews he’s done with notable people in the queer community, maybe listen to his podcast? Because in this episode, Jeffrey joins our discussion about Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Follow Jeffrey on Twitter @jeffmasters1 and his podcast @lgbtqpod.

RuPaul says trans girls are not allowed to be drag queens. Mike is very confused. Kyle does his best to sort it all out.

Phew. What a roller coaster ride. We talk about how it is impossible to get HIV from chocolate, how Mike has judgy feelings about the straight guy Kyle hooked up with, and that one of us struggles with self harm from time to time. Typical Gayish, we bring you up, bring you down, and bring … Continue reading "Gayish 055: Self-harm"

More gays have been arming themselves with guns, and we delve into the reasons why. Plus, we talk to a gay Texan gun-owner, Michael Buss. Put the safety on before listening! Topics: Pulse Nightclub shooting, Omar Mateen, LGBTQ homicide. Skippers: gun conversation starts at 17:54

In our first ever live show, Mike and Kyle do oral in front of an audience. Topics: Gus Kenworthy, brojobs, autoblow, spit or swallow Skippers: 7:24 is the start of the oral discussion

Before Grindr or Scruff, gays used handkerchiefs to proclaim what (or who) they were looking for that night. We delve into origins and analysis of the hanky code. Plus, the return of Momsplaining with Ma Johnson. Skippers: 14:54 is the start of the hanky code discussion

Weir going to talk figure skating and Rippon its gayness. And then learn one more gay figure skater’s name to make a third pun. Topics: hockey, Adam Rippon, Mike Pence, The Eagle, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan, John Curry Skippers: 12:40 is the start of figure skating discussion

You have gayish questions. We have gayish answers. We celebrate our 50th episode with a very special Q&A from you, the gayish listeners!

Mike and Kyle uncover the disturbing history Disney has with the LGBTQ community in their parks and characters. Queer mafia: we may need your help defending us from the secret Disney mafia! Guest: our favorite fag stag and Disney expert, Doug Antkowiak.

The best recap of this episode is: tops, bottoms, power bottoms, Gay’s Anatomy, age differences, findom, pups, God Jayden, and a whole lotta bro. Our guest is Andrew Gurza from DisabilityAfterDark, the podcast that shines a bright light on sex and disability.

Mike and Kyle talk about how the Aziz Ansari story and the #metoo movement relate to their own experience in the gay community.

Ryan Murphy’s upcoming show, “American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace,” has the gays in a tizzy with Criss-citement. We talk about gay murderer Andrew Cunanan’s killing spree and how his experience is reflection of our own.

Mike opens up about his second divorce. Unplanned but important sub-topic: bi erasure. Unplanned but trivial sub-topic: what’s in Jesus’ butt?

Our interview with Mary Berry, the time we tried noseblasting, and the hookup that almost destroyed the podcast. These are just some of the highlights from Gayish in 2017.

We introduce a new segment, “Momsplaining with Ma Johnson.” Plus, which sex toy did Mike use incorrectly and end in a messy puddle on the ground?

All that glitters isn’t so gold these day, so suck my cod, Smash Mouth.

Mike and Kyle talk about the phenomenon of g0ys, why “preferences” are really just racism, and we learn Mike definitely does not speak Hebrew.

We look at fisting from every angle: fisting by the numbers, fisting for dummies, fisting laws in Australia, and fisting stories. (Yes, that covers 100% of the angles.) Our audio got weird during Mike’s story about Double Dick Dude, but it only lasts for a few minutes. We apologize to Mr. Dude.

Let’s talk about our body image issues and then cry for long enough to get slim, sleek tear ducts!

A very special Thanksgiving episode, filled with laughter, Two-Spirit, gay pilgrim orgies, horrifying deaths, and more laughter! Thank you to all of our listeners, but especially the effeminate ones.

Kyle gets blasphemous when we have a gay priest on to talk about the intersection of religion and sexuality. Guest: Joseph Peters-Mathews.

We’ve crunched the numbers, and Vermont is a unique state for one reason. Send a link to this podcast to your Vermont-residing friends, and ask them if REM really is on TV.

Mike explains why ghosts are more likely to be queer in this episode that is supposed to be about LGBTQ ghosts. However a word cloud of the transcript of the episode suggests it’s actually about ‘like’, ‘f— you’, and ‘dan’, in that order.

We’re splitting up! We take the OutKast approach to this episode and let you dive head-first deep inside our gay minds to hear what we think as we attend our (straight) friends’ wedding. Special guests: Matt Eaton and Carly Dykes.

It’s time for butt stuff, y’all!

Kyle’s coming out didn’t go so well. Plus, things not to do when someone comes out to you. Celebrate National Coming Out Day (October 11) with us!

Mike and Kyle get butch AF when they reveal whether or not they watch straight porn in yet another hard-hitting, potentially award-winning episode of Gayish.

We must be tired female monarchs because, in this episode, Mike and Kyle are drag queens! Special guest: Honey Bucket.

Why do trans people get murdered more than cis-gendered people?

As a tribute to My Favorite Murder, Mike and Kyle get into some gay homo-cide. Mike recounts the Trick or Treat murder, and Kyle covers the serial killer known as The Wolf Man of London, aka Michael Lupo. Stay gayish, and dont get murdered!

What starts as a lighthearted review of a gay video game, Dream Daddy, turns into the realization that Mike and Kyle are manipulative, are partially sociopathic, and shouldn’t have friends or relationships. Watch us playing Dream Daddy by searching “gayish podcast” on YouTube, and play Dream Daddy for yourself at dreamdaddy.biz.

Its not gay if you never learn his name. Mike and Kyle explore the ups and downs of gay hookup apps like Scruff and Grindr.

Mike and Kyle know nothing about boxing, yet these two gay dudes sophisticatingly anal-yze the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight. That’s why we bring in reinforcements in the form of Mike’s least good brother, Murph Johnson.

Mike and Kyle try to figure out if their gayness is caused by something otherworldly.

Why are there no out gay players in the MLB? And are high-fives gay or straight? We turn baseball terms into dirty gay sex acts as we try to talk about a sport we don’t know about.

Dolphins and bonobos and bestiality, oh my!

Can periods be genderless? And more importantly, can society accept those who don’t adhere to conventional gender norms? Guests Zipporah Jarmon and Michelle Janayea, co-owners of Pyramid Seven, share the role clothes, underwear, and periods have played in their lives.

Do you know Sia’s sexual orientation? Or who k.d. lang is? Or the song ‘Ur So Gay’? Just admit it. You need this, or you’ll be in treble. Special thanks to Charlie Finn for our new theme song. More info about the music in this episode available at GayishPodcast.com/index.php/music.

Mike and Kyle share stories that blur the lines of consent.

A non-stop thrill ride of underwear-related facts, stories, and observations. Apologies in advance to anyone who likes Jesus.

Is Andrew Garfield gay? Does Andrew Garfield hate gay people? Is Andrew Garfield a sexy AIDS time traveler? Are all these questions indefensible click-bate? Listen to find out! You won’t believe minute 21!

Are there gay Mormons? Our friend Derek Flora fills us in on the honest, and sometimes naked (literally), truth of what it was like growing up gay and Mormon.

Why are Subarus associated with lesbians? We delve into the world of LGBT marketing. Plus, Mike says smart things about current events while Kyle tries to say the word Obergeflet.

Can gay men donate blood? Mike gives Kyle some surprising info on blood and HIV. Plus, a gay football player who almost committed suicide rather than come out.

In our first mini episode (for the gays on the go), we talk about the controversial new stripes on the gay pride flag.

Mike and Kyle become better gays by learning where Pride comes from. Then, they become worse gays by questioning if it should exist. Also, whats up Mikes butt?

We welcome our first ever gay guests, Matt and Ryan from the Ex Rated Movies podcast, who are also real life exes. We talk about their sordid romantic history, acceptable age gaps, and the f word. Guests: Matt Fisher and Ryan Weadon.

Mike and Kyle talk to their friends about their experiences being out Dungeons & Dragons nerds. Special guests: Matt Eaton, Carly Dykes, and Sharayah Lewis.

Mikes fraternity brother, Dan Patzer, stops by to talk about his testicular cancer and bust the misconceptions about having one ball.