Gayish Podcast

We introduce a new segment, “Momsplaining with Ma Johnson.” Plus, which sex toy did Mike use incorrectly and end in a messy puddle on the ground?

All that glitters isn’t so gold these day, so suck my cod, Smash Mouth.

Mike and Kyle talk about the phenomenon of g0ys, why “preferences” are really just racism, and we learn Mike definitely does not speak Hebrew.

We look at fisting from every angle: fisting by the numbers, fisting for dummies, fisting laws in Australia, and fisting stories. (Yes, that covers 100% of the angles.) Our audio got weird during Mike’s story about Double Dick Dude, but it only lasts for a few minutes. We apologize to Mr. Dude.

Let’s talk about our body image issues and then cry for long enough to get slim, sleek tear ducts!

A very special Thanksgiving episode, filled with laughter, Two-Spirit, gay pilgrim orgies, horrifying deaths, and more laughter! Thank you to all of our listeners, but especially the effeminate ones.

Kyle gets blasphemous when we have a gay priest on to talk about the intersection of religion and sexuality. Guest: Joseph Peters-Mathews.

We’ve crunched the numbers, and Vermont is a unique state for one reason. Send a link to this podcast to your Vermont-residing friends, and ask them if REM really is on TV.

Mike explains why ghosts are more likely to be queer in this episode that is supposed to be about LGBTQ ghosts. However a word cloud of the transcript of the episode suggests it’s actually about ‘like’, ‘f— you’, and ‘dan’, in that order.

We’re splitting up! We take the OutKast approach to this episode and let you dive head-first deep inside our gay minds to hear what we think as we attend our (straight) friends’ wedding. Special guests: Matt Eaton and Carly Dykes.

It’s time for butt stuff, y’all!

Kyle’s coming out didn’t go so well. Plus, things not to do when someone comes out to you. Celebrate National Coming Out Day (October 11) with us!

Mike and Kyle get butch AF when they reveal whether or not they watch straight porn in yet another hard-hitting, potentially award-winning episode of Gayish.

We must be tired female monarchs because, in this episode, Mike and Kyle are drag queens! Special guest: Honey Bucket.

Why do trans people get murdered more than cis-gendered people?

As a tribute to My Favorite Murder, Mike and Kyle get into some gay homo-cide. Mike recounts the Trick or Treat murder, and Kyle covers the serial killer known as The Wolf Man of London, aka Michael Lupo. Stay gayish, and dont get murdered!

What starts as a lighthearted review of a gay video game, Dream Daddy, turns into the realization that Mike and Kyle are manipulative, are partially sociopathic, and shouldn’t have friends or relationships. Watch us playing Dream Daddy by searching “gayish podcast” on YouTube, and play Dream Daddy for yourself at dreamdaddy.biz.

Its not gay if you never learn his name. Mike and Kyle explore the ups and downs of gay hookup apps like Scruff and Grindr.

Mike and Kyle know nothing about boxing, yet these two gay dudes sophisticatingly anal-yze the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight. That’s why we bring in reinforcements in the form of Mike’s least good brother, Murph Johnson.

Mike and Kyle try to figure out if their gayness is caused by something otherworldly.

Why are there no out gay players in the MLB? And are high-fives gay or straight? We turn baseball terms into dirty gay sex acts as we try to talk about a sport we don’t know about.

Dolphins and bonobos and bestiality, oh my!

Can periods be genderless? And more importantly, can society accept those who don’t adhere to conventional gender norms? Guests Zipporah Jarmon and Michelle Janayea, co-owners of Pyramid Seven, share the role clothes, underwear, and periods have played in their lives.

Do you know Sia’s sexual orientation? Or who k.d. lang is? Or the song ‘Ur So Gay’? Just admit it. You need this, or you’ll be in treble. Special thanks to Charlie Finn for our new theme song. More info about the music in this episode available at GayishPodcast.com/index.php/music.

Mike and Kyle share stories that blur the lines of consent.

A non-stop thrill ride of underwear-related facts, stories, and observations. Apologies in advance to anyone who likes Jesus.

Is Andrew Garfield gay? Does Andrew Garfield hate gay people? Is Andrew Garfield a sexy AIDS time traveler? Are all these questions indefensible click-bate? Listen to find out! You won’t believe minute 21!

Are there gay Mormons? Our friend Derek Flora fills us in on the honest, and sometimes naked (literally), truth of what it was like growing up gay and Mormon.

Why are Subarus associated with lesbians? We delve into the world of LGBT marketing. Plus, Mike says smart things about current events while Kyle tries to say the word Obergeflet.

Can gay men donate blood? Mike gives Kyle some surprising info on blood and HIV. Plus, a gay football player who almost committed suicide rather than come out.

In our first mini episode (for the gays on the go), we talk about the controversial new stripes on the gay pride flag.

Mike and Kyle become better gays by learning where Pride comes from. Then, they become worse gays by questioning if it should exist. Also, whats up Mikes butt?

We welcome our first ever gay guests, Matt and Ryan from the Ex Rated Movies podcast, who are also real life exes. We talk about their sordid romantic history, acceptable age gaps, and the f word. Guests: Matt Fisher and Ryan Weadon.

Mike and Kyle talk to their friends about their experiences being out Dungeons & Dragons nerds. Special guests: Matt Eaton, Carly Dykes, and Sharayah Lewis.

Mikes fraternity brother, Dan Patzer, stops by to talk about his testicular cancer and bust the misconceptions about having one ball.

In this (belated) episode, we talk about where safe spaces came from and what they mean to the gay community. Also, Kyle gets slutty, and Mike yells at you.

In this special Mothers Day episode, Mikes mom stops by to drink wine with us, guess what the words twink, bear, and snowball mean, and answer your questions.

Yup. Depression.

Mike and Kyle talk about f*g stags (straight guys who have mostly gay friends). Plus, our favorite f*g stag, Doug Antkowiak, stops by to tell Kyle why he’s bad at being gay.

Our first ever guests, Mikes brothers, talk about growing up with a gay brother, Mikes marriage to a woman, and whose dick is bigger. Also Mike ruins several tender family moments. Special guests Marty Johnson and Matthew (Murph) Johnson.

Mike and Kyle drink a lot of beer. We play power hour as we ask each other questions like: What is your favorite body part on a woman? What is your least favorite thing about me? Have you ever sent a dick pic? // Background music is I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under … Continue reading "Gayish: 003 Beer"

Kyle and Mike share heartbreak and some laughs about a topic they know little about, basketball. We talk about the first gay NBA player (not Jason Collins), the f-word, and how to not be an asshole.

[UPDATE: this is our original first episode, as-is. The sound quality gets continually better, so if you’re an audiophile, you should jump ahead to episode 012.] Welcome to Gayish, the podcast where Mike and Kyle explore how they fit (and don't fit) the gay stereotypes. In the inaugural episode, Kyle gets angry talking about first dates, including dating apps, monogamy, and who should pay on a first date.