Fortune Kit

Charles and Alex check in on the latest from country music Youtuber Buddy Brown. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66212383

Charles, Alex, and Joel wonder if Future got hacked (turns out he didn't), check in on CryptoBatz, and discuss Joel's new album as Basement Family. Basement Family album on bandcamp: https://basementfamily.bandcamp.com/ BF on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nsOUsEOK0x2R7ePydg62K Fortune Kit on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Dan tells Charles and Alex about his travels since joining Arcade Fire. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex imagine a combination Taco Bell law firm and listen to Kid Rock's new album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to fast-food themed music from Wendy's, Arby's, Hamburger Helper, and Justin Timberlake. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64897421

Charles and Alex consider whether the King of Pop should be a hereditary title and discover Justin Timberlake's full-length song based on the McDonald's jingle. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex go down a boy band wormhole. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan covet a Miller Lite guitar and discuss Epic's acquisition of Bandcamp. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Ozzy Osbourne's CryptoBatz NFTs and Kanye's Stem Player. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63377515

Charles, Alex, and Dan fix the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and contemplate an insufferable Indie Rock Hall of Fame. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Dan enlist the all-knowing A.I. to judge a variety of trucker anthems. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Big Dave (@exMalwa) joins Charles and Alex to defend Drake, shit on NFTs (except TopShots), and create his own caste system. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62298332

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to a selection of songs by Chief Kooffreh. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss new TV shows about Tommy Lee and Bored Apes then take a series of music quizzes. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60864193

Charles and Alex run Radiohead vocals through Songsmith, get up to date on Tommy Lee, stumble onto the Krassensteins' latest grift, and discuss Sublime. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan enjoy a selection of Christmas songs from old favorites and new artists alike. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan reveal their A.I. generated songs made with last week's A.I. lyrics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59481367 Charles' band Solipse is playing at the Hideout in Chicago on December 6. Tickets here: https://bit.ly/31nmvIA

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the promise of A.I. music, generating song lyrics about Christmas, California, and poop. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex figure out which substances give you the creativity to write specific songs and look forward to the supergroup of NFT apes hatched in a corporate boardroom. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex discuss which living musicians are actually dead and which dead ones are actually alive. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58221213

When the album-reviewing A.I. (@necrobranson) comes to life on the playground, Charles, Alex, and Dan seek its wisdom to score many albums and music-related food items. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Patrick Stickles (@TitusAndronicus) drops by Fortune House to jam a few songs and cook spaghetti bolognese with Charles, Alex, and Dan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan answer music-related writing prompts designed for homeschooled kids. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57037917

Patrick (@lunch_enjoyer) joins Charles and Alex to watch Barney Goes to Space dubbed in Arabic.

Charles, Alex, and Dan sift through Clear Channel's list of songs not to be played on the radio after 9/11. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to music made by CEOs, billionaires, and the Secretary of State. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan imagine bands selling college dorm posters as merch, discuss self-indulgent songs about being on tour, and remember that U2 album that was forced onto everyone's phones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55647134

Palma (@sweetxpalma) presents a playlist of his favorite Brazilian tracks from the '70s to the present. Tracklist: (Intro) Odair Jose - Nunca Mais (1976) 01. Helio Matheus - Eu, Réu, Me Condeno (1977) 02. Marcio Lott - Tema De Baby (1972) 03. Ana Mazzotti - Io Sono Io (1973-1978) 04. Don Burrows and the Brazilian Connection - Lembrando Ed Kleiger (1978) 05. Marcos Resende & Index - Vidigal (1978) 06. Altay Veloso - Débora (1983) 07. Brasil Show - Meu Retrato (1983) 08. Fabio Fonseca - Ladroes de Bagda Feat. Marina Lima (1992) 09. Junior Mendes - Toque Tropical (1978) 10. MC maha - Vou Entrar no BTS (2017) (Outro) Erasmo Carlos - Meu Mar (1972) Other recommendations not included: Franco - Ei, Você, Psiu! (1972) Sonia Santos - Speed (1976) Grupo Arco-Yris - Coisas Da Vida (1973)

Charles, Alex, and Dan weigh the benefits of discovering bands 10 years late and fill out their ballots for Pitchfork's people's list. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan revisit the very short-lived MTV series Band in a Bubble. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54524101

Charles, Alex, and Dan round up recent articles and imagine ways to sabotage bands. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan stumble onto the unique musical legacy of Raymond Scott. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Hether Fortune (@unhinged_adult) joins us to discuss "the Airbnb for gigs," listening to click tracks like songs, and getting angry onstage. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

Charles, Alex, and Dan try their best to provide earnest answers to Eric Alper prompts. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53386451

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore some of the finest music ever written about LOLcats, manga, and gaming. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts

Stereogum's Tom Breihan (@tombreihan) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to reflect on getting ratioed by K-pop stans and consider what it would be like if Van Morrison and Tom MacDonald collaborated. Fortune Kit on Patreon: patreon.com/fortunekit/

Riley Quinn (@raaleh) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan for some baseless speculation about this year's Juno Award winners. Fortune Kit on Patreon: patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the discographies of right-wing political bands from The Goldwaters in the '60s to The Right Brothers in the 2000s. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52024070

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the National Review's music writing, including their glowing review of the new Van Morrison album and a list of the greatest conservative songs of all time. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan do an episode that miraculously syncs up with Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. Alternate version without the backing track on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51259178

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Danzig's fear of cancellation and dig up a 1993 Washington Post hit piece against Barney. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50986578

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss which Star Wars characters would be best to eat and catch up with Buddy Brown's latest material. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan check in on Tommy Lee's twitter and watch a documentary about how streaming is changing the music business. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan lament being blocked by Eric Alper and enjoy a full 1991 live set from Barney the famous dinosaur. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49749109

Charles, Alex, and Dan wonder why Eric Alper is the way he is. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Download/stream Charles' album: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse

Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to explore the creative universe of the world's youngest Garfield and Scooby-Doo licensee. Charles' new album as Solipse is out March 24. Preorder/listen on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse

Charles, Alex, and Dan evaluate Grammy and Juno award nominees without any knowledge of the artists. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Emily (@gayh0rney) and Derek (@derek8185338005) join Charles, Alex, and Dan to chronicle Emily's Weezer DM story, her evening with Danzig, and the time she met Paul Banks. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss legacy artists selling their catalogs and likeness and imagine the viability of theme restaurants based on the Beach Boys, Metallica, and Bobby Pickett. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48249588