Fortune Kit

Charles and Alex learn about an opportunity to create a bonsai garden with Tommy Lee and find out whether Mick Fleetwood could go band for band with Pete Wentz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81089785

Charles and Alex worry that A.I. listicles may threaten the integrity of Eric Alper's prompts. Plus there is news of an 8-year-old rap god emerging in Pakistan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Cameron Fetter (@nibiru_TRUTH) joins Charles and Alex to learn a lesson about molestation from '80s child sitcom star Webster. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

Acclaimed guitarist Nate Ruess (@NwistyOnline) joins Charles and Alex to listen to cartoon characters doing covers of classic rock songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex discover a song about pooping unicorn dolls and find out what killed Jock Jams. Full episode on Pateon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79401156

Charles and Alex listen to a selection of pop songs from the 1890s to the 1930s. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex slog through an album from one of Elon Musk's favorite Twitter conservatives. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78829971

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to remix songs by Weezer, Zeppelin, Radiohead, and more. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680

Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.

Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558

Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898

Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272

Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421

Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996

Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886

Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/

Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808

Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327

Nick joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to make the case that Chris Martin is the new Barney. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan talk about Johnny Rotten spending over $15,000 on pay-to-win iPad games and take a 2000s indie rock quiz. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan redesign the American flag, imagine a venue with a swimming pool in the pit, and discuss Dan's pedalboard for Wolf Parade's recent Apologies shows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67305746

Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the tepid Bored Ape music scene. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex check in on the latest from country music Youtuber Buddy Brown. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66212383

Charles, Alex, and Joel wonder if Future got hacked (turns out he didn't), check in on CryptoBatz, and discuss Joel's new album as Basement Family. Basement Family album on bandcamp: https://basementfamily.bandcamp.com/ BF on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nsOUsEOK0x2R7ePydg62K Fortune Kit on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Dan tells Charles and Alex about his travels since joining Arcade Fire. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex imagine a combination Taco Bell law firm and listen to Kid Rock's new album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex listen to fast-food themed music from Wendy's, Arby's, Hamburger Helper, and Justin Timberlake. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64897421

Charles and Alex consider whether the King of Pop should be a hereditary title and discover Justin Timberlake's full-length song based on the McDonald's jingle. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Alex go down a boy band wormhole. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan covet a Miller Lite guitar and discuss Epic's acquisition of Bandcamp. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Ozzy Osbourne's CryptoBatz NFTs and Kanye's Stem Player. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63377515

Charles, Alex, and Dan fix the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and contemplate an insufferable Indie Rock Hall of Fame. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles and Dan enlist the all-knowing A.I. to judge a variety of trucker anthems. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Big Dave (@exMalwa) joins Charles and Alex to defend Drake, shit on NFTs (except TopShots), and create his own caste system. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62298332

Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to a selection of songs by Chief Kooffreh. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit