Fortune Kit
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169 - Small Town City
Charles and Alex evaluate Obama's summer playlist and speculate about Jason Aldean having diarrhea onstage. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
168 - Goat in Human Form
Charles and Alex check out A.I. country music scams, a rapper who didn't realize GOAT is an acronym, and a few songs from old favorites. Charles' single on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0J3mCBoXrZHmlicioyepij Charles' album on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
167 - God Save the Teen (ft. Josiah Hughes) [Patreon Preview]
Retired podcaster Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) teaches Charles and Alex all about Mod Sun. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85742388
166 - Aaron Carter Live at Shoppingtown Mall, Dewitt, NY, Dec. 28, 2004
Merseyside rock and roll, F.O.B. does Billy Joel, TX2, YouTube, Obama drinks 312, Shaq O'Neal L.A. Lakers, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Aaron Carter dead at 34, I can't take it anymore! Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
165 - Perfect Score
Charles and Alex catch up on OK Go's cereal lawsuit, Rivers Cuomo's visit to the Rock Hall of Fame, and guys who still talk about Bored Apes every day. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
164 - J. Edgar Hoover Wrote All the AC/DC Lyrics
Charles and Alex evaluate a bunch of rock'n'roll conspiracy theories. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
163 - Every Barney Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex determine the objective score for all 19 of Barney the Dinosaur's albums. Plus a quick check-in on the Island Boys. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84325042
162 - The 6th Most Famous Singer from Minnesota (ft. John Semley)
John Semley (@johnsemley3000) joins Charles and Alex to evaluate Bob Dylan's '70s albums. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
161 - The Zoso of Zuffolo
Charles and Alex debate the best instruments starting with Z and Alex goes track by track reviewing Lana Del Rey's latest album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
160 - Bob Dylan's $21 Million Green Room Lion Meat (ft. Alex Branson)
Alex Branson (@necrobranson) joins Charles and Alex in wondering whether Bob Dylan has a taste for exotic meats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
159 - Even Tony Stark Can’t Resist Headbanging to This Classic Riff [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex catch up on the latest about Meghan Trainor's anatomy and consider the 15 best songs of all time according to an A.I.-written article. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82563904
158 - Kentucky State of Mind (ft. Julian Feeld)
Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) joins Charles and Alex to listen to presidential campaign themes from throughout American history. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
157 - ABCs Shootout
Charles and Alex have a musical shootout to find the best version of the ABC song and listen to some of the hottest children's music in the game. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
156 - Kelly Singer Clarkson Hat Flat-Brimmed Hat
Charles and Alex find out that Motley Crue is feuding, Amazon sells cool hats, and the OK Go guy is making a Beanie Baby movie with Al Gore's daughter. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
155 - The Hot Brown Duke [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex learn about an opportunity to create a bonsai garden with Tommy Lee and find out whether Mick Fleetwood could go band for band with Pete Wentz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81089785
154 - Eric Alper Cheat Sheet
Charles and Alex worry that A.I. listicles may threaten the integrity of Eric Alper's prompts. Plus there is news of an 8-year-old rap god emerging in Pakistan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
153 - Good Secrets! Bad Secrets! (ft. Cameron Fetter)
Cameron Fetter (@nibiru_TRUTH) joins Charles and Alex to learn a lesson about molestation from '80s child sitcom star Webster. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/
152 - What If Homer Simpson Adopted Bugs Bunny? (ft. Nate Ruess)
Acclaimed guitarist Nate Ruess (@NwistyOnline) joins Charles and Alex to listen to cartoon characters doing covers of classic rock songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
151 - My Poops [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex discover a song about pooping unicorn dolls and find out what killed Jock Jams. Full episode on Pateon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79401156
150 - Not-So-Golden Very Oldies
Charles and Alex listen to a selection of pop songs from the 1890s to the 1930s. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
AutoCritic 38: Groovy Grapes - Purple Fever [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex slog through an album from one of Elon Musk's favorite Twitter conservatives. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78829971
149 - The Insane Mixing Geniuses (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to remix songs by Weezer, Zeppelin, Radiohead, and more. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680
147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty)
Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.
146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan
Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview]
Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558
144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker
Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
143 - Build Your Last Days Library!
Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric
Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898
140 - Doggyland
Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson)
Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272
137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here)
Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys
Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421
134 - Glazed Hog
Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996
133 - God Save Tommy Lee
Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
132 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 2) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886
131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld)
Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/
129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808
128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy
Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
127 - Return to Akon City
Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327
125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane)
Nick joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to make the case that Chris Martin is the new Barney. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
124 - Johnny Rotten Spent $15,000 on Game of War
Charles, Alex, and Dan talk about Johnny Rotten spending over $15,000 on pay-to-win iPad games and take a 2000s indie rock quiz. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
123 - One Chord and the Truth [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan redesign the American flag, imagine a venue with a swimming pool in the pit, and discuss Dan's pedalboard for Wolf Parade's recent Apologies shows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67305746
122 - Ape-ocalypse
Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the tepid Bored Ape music scene. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit