Fortune Kit
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155 - The Hot Brown Duke [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex learn about an opportunity to create a bonsai garden with Tommy Lee and find out whether Mick Fleetwood could go band for band with Pete Wentz. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81089785
154 - Eric Alper Cheat Sheet
Charles and Alex worry that A.I. listicles may threaten the integrity of Eric Alper's prompts. Plus there is news of an 8-year-old rap god emerging in Pakistan. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
153 - Good Secrets! Bad Secrets! (ft. Cameron Fetter)
Cameron Fetter (@nibiru_TRUTH) joins Charles and Alex to learn a lesson about molestation from '80s child sitcom star Webster. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/
152 - What If Homer Simpson Adopted Bugs Bunny? (ft. Nate Ruess)
Acclaimed guitarist Nate Ruess (@NwistyOnline) joins Charles and Alex to listen to cartoon characters doing covers of classic rock songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
151 - My Poops [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex discover a song about pooping unicorn dolls and find out what killed Jock Jams. Full episode on Pateon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79401156
150 - Not-So-Golden Very Oldies
Charles and Alex listen to a selection of pop songs from the 1890s to the 1930s. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
AutoCritic 38: Groovy Grapes - Purple Fever [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex slog through an album from one of Elon Musk's favorite Twitter conservatives. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78829971
149 - The Insane Mixing Geniuses (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to remix songs by Weezer, Zeppelin, Radiohead, and more. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex explore popular music from a time when every lyricist wrote like Ned Flanders. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78375680
147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty)
Pat Daugherty (@RotoPat) joins Charles, Alex, and the all-knowing AutoCritic A.I. to learn the true objective worth of every Radiohead album.
146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan
Charles and Alex imagine if Bob Dylan's motorcycle sounded like he does and bring out the AutoCritic A.I. to learn the objective scores for a bunch of Byrds songs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview]
Robin Hatch (@robinhatch) joins Charles and Alex to massacre classic songs and cook chicken cordon bleu. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77061558
144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker
Charles and Alex check in on Akon City and finally reach the conclusion of Weezer's SZNZ EPs. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
143 - Build Your Last Days Library!
Charles and Alex listen to Soulja Boy's Limewire collab and read through Rivers Cuomo's A.I. generated tweets. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric
Charles and Alex talk about reactionaries reinventing old Beatles conspiracy theories and Bob Dylan faking signatures on his $600 book. More Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex listen to Hollywood Vampires and speculate about which musicians might be responsible for 9/11. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/75588898
140 - Doggyland
Charles and Alex check out Snoop Dogg's new music for babies. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson)
Arlen Thompson (@le_petit_trek) joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to discuss the perilous economics of touring and the changing nature of making a living as an artist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex dream of becoming spokesmen for Gerber baby food and discover a bunch of unlicensed crap on Amazon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74403272
137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here)
Charles, Alex, and Tom write a chart topping dance song to make the club go crazy. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys
Charles, Alex, and Dan read about 311's Q-pilled drummer, watch a sax performance from Bill Clinton's Inaugural, and check out a Barney superfan's collection. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex dig into The Wiggles' discography and wonder why Pitchfork's revised Best Albums of the '90s list doesn't include any music for babies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73016421
134 - Glazed Hog
Charles and Alex read Metalhead Zone recaps of Twitter beef between 60-year-old men and check in on Weezer's Autumn EP. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex turn to the all-knowing A.I. to render its judgement on the entire Weezer catalog. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/72296996
133 - God Save Tommy Lee
Charles and Alex discuss musicians' reactions to the very timely passing of the Queen and wonder what's on Tommy Lee's OnlyFans. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
132 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 2) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us for marketing tips and Hollywood tales from the Garfield Eats founder's memoir. Full Episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71433886
131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld)
Raina Douris (@RahRahRaina) and Julian Feeld (@julianfeeld) join us as we delve into a memoir by the founder of Garfield Eats. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Kurt Feldman (@icechoir) joins Charles and Alex to talk about his production on E1's boy band song. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/
129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan try to recall the fable of the golden goose and examine whether America rocked hard enough against Trump. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70111808
128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy
Charles and Alex dig into Weezer's 2020s albums. Plus Nicki Minaj goes Eric Alper and Akoin really does exist. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

127 - Return to Akon City
Charles and Alex check in on Akon's utopian crypto cities in Senegal and Uganda. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan outline a credible theory about who specifically got all these celebs into Bored Apes and talk about the new E1 album. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68833327
125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane)
Nick joins Charles, Alex, and Dan to make the case that Chris Martin is the new Barney. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
124 - Johnny Rotten Spent $15,000 on Game of War
Charles, Alex, and Dan talk about Johnny Rotten spending over $15,000 on pay-to-win iPad games and take a 2000s indie rock quiz. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
123 - One Chord and the Truth [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan redesign the American flag, imagine a venue with a swimming pool in the pit, and discuss Dan's pedalboard for Wolf Parade's recent Apologies shows. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67305746
122 - Ape-ocalypse
Charles, Alex, and Dan explore the tepid Bored Ape music scene. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
121 - Raised By Boomers [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex check in on the latest from country music Youtuber Buddy Brown. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66212383
120 - Basement Family (ft. @thevillainjoel)
Charles, Alex, and Joel wonder if Future got hacked (turns out he didn't), check in on CryptoBatz, and discuss Joel's new album as Basement Family. Basement Family album on bandcamp: https://basementfamily.bandcamp.com/ BF on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3nsOUsEOK0x2R7ePydg62K Fortune Kit on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
119 - Neighborhood #5 (Aqua Dracula)
Dan tells Charles and Alex about his travels since joining Arcade Fire. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
118 - I'm at the Combination Yum! Yum!
Charles and Alex imagine a combination Taco Bell law firm and listen to Kid Rock's new album. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
117 - We Beefin [Patreon Preview]
Charles and Alex listen to fast-food themed music from Wendy's, Arby's, Hamburger Helper, and Justin Timberlake. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64897421
116 - Billy Joel Kool-Aid Man
Charles and Alex consider whether the King of Pop should be a hereditary title and discover Justin Timberlake's full-length song based on the McDonald's jingle. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
115 - N Boys
Charles and Alex go down a boy band wormhole. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
114 - Miller Lite Fender Squier
Charles, Alex, and Dan covet a Miller Lite guitar and discuss Epic's acquisition of Bandcamp. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
113 - BiteFest [Patreon Preview]
Charles, Alex, and Dan discuss Ozzy Osbourne's CryptoBatz NFTs and Kanye's Stem Player. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/63377515
112 - The Hall
Charles, Alex, and Dan fix the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and contemplate an insufferable Indie Rock Hall of Fame. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
111 - Two Six Packs Away
Charles and Dan enlist the all-knowing A.I. to judge a variety of trucker anthems. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
110 - Pod Caste (ft. Big Dave) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Big Dave (@exMalwa) joins Charles and Alex to defend Drake, shit on NFTs (except TopShots), and create his own caste system. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62298332
109 - Sexy Lady Star
Charles, Alex, and Dan listen to a selection of songs by Chief Kooffreh. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit
108 - Big Bungalow (ft. Raina Douris)
Charles, Alex, and Dan test Raina Douris' Canadian music knowledge and read some interesting facts about her online. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit