Fangasm

This finale is open late, and so are Jack and Ronald!! A midnight booty call brings us to climax. Will true feelings be revealed at last? Will we find out more about the custody arrangement for Jack Jr.? There's only one way to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon.

[FYI: This episode was originally posted as Quickie 59 before we realized it was a multi-part story that became Season 29!] Grab your horsey sauce and dig into part three of our fast food f*ckery. The Happy Meal Ending involves a threesome with characters you'll never expect (and some new ones!) Wet wipes optional.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon.

Heated Rivalry WISHES it had the Wendy's mascot dressing up as Cupid to help Ronald McDonald and Jack from Jack in the Box fall in love. Yes, it's part two of the greatest pairing since burger and fries—complete with a lot of clown nose honking in bed. Happy Valentine's Day!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon.

Imagine the enemies-to-lovers trope, but flash-fried and supersized. That's the cool treat (and hot eats) you're in for with this story. We go back to the beginning of the Ronald / Wendy / Jack (in the box) Arby saga in Part 1 of the 4-part series and discover how it all began (and happy (meal) ended), and just like a late-night quarter pounder, it does NOT disappoint. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon.

We're BAAAAACK..and we're back with a quickie story that's leaner, greener, and wiener than ever. Join Elpheba and Fiyero as they stumble upon what they think is an abandoned swamp house. Perhaps the grossest story we've read since Hannibal X Willy Wonka, you're in for a broom ride you may regret for the rest of your life. You're welcome, and we've missed you!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more ridiculous content, join our Patreon.

It's the season finale and the big question is: will true love or the evil sphere conquer all? You'll need sex-ray vision to see how this all ends (hint: there's vanilla-flavored lube involved)—so tune in!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon are overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay because she's recording from her house where her baby is sleeping.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to this story next week!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things in Malibu are STEAMING up.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strategy: ABC (Always Be Cumming).Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one of them have more romantic intentions?!?Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handshake, or will they end the night alone? Tune in to the Fangasm network (not ATN) to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

The Disgusting Brothers are out clubbing when they get a foursome offer they can't resist. But first? An indecent proposal by Cousin Greg to handsy handle some "action items" with Tom Wambsgans before the ladies arrive back at the penthouse.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

What happens in Tahiti better stay in Tahiti because this group vacay included shenanigans, magic, ex-hookups, and a giant dragon. Tune in to find out what went down with our villains before the sun came up.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Turns out the only way to make an airport even more unhinged is when it's the meeting spot for a villain college reunion. This week, tensions (and inside jokes) are high when a pair of unexpected exes go face to face as the crew all head to the bar before their flight to Tahiti.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Where better to chill like a villain than Tahiti? Well, Clopin's mission is to convince all of his college bff's of that truth, and in this episode, we meet the rest of this spicy friend group—and most of them are in bed when we do.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Join Ursula and all of her college villain besties as they and their lovers (these ships are truly bonkers) plan a ten-year reunion trip to Tahiti. And yes, we've decided they all graduated from Villain-ova. Bonus: the episode opens with an AI-written first-date story starring Ursula and everyone's favorite Scranton boss, Michael Scott. Yes, really.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

A satisfying—and surprising–climax indeed as we get to hear all about the time travel shenanigans from Neville's point of view. Bonus, his own storytelling gets him and his fiance going even though it includes a big bang of a confession.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

If explosions are your thing: orgasms, L-bombs, meteors, you'll love this episode. Plus: A surprise villain is revealed, turning this rom-com into a thriller.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Against all odds (and laws of gravity), this treetop tryst only goes up from the last episode—culminating in scraped knees, bondage spells, and a surprise revelation at the (happy) ending.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

If episodes 1-3 were a slow burn, this episode is a meteor blasting through the sky and landing in your pants. Harry and Draco find themselves boinking up the right tree and you're not gonna be-leaf how it all goes down (and up).Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

When it comes to a surprise sexy romp with Draco, Harry's in for a sickle and down for a pound. After a candid Dino-sex convo, these two time travelers get candid (and naked) faster than you can say "Dicklickcockpuss." The only questions remaining are: 1) are those tiny dinosaurs in the bushes dangerous and 2) are Draco's motives leaning more prank or more spank? Tune in to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Draco and Harry are officially stuck in dino-land, but they're making the most of it—and that involves some sleepwalk-spooning, a crush reveal, and startling dinosaur boning. Bonus topics include SlimFast, gonads, and sexy dinosaur names.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's a BRAND NEW SEASON! So you better back that ass—and that timeline—up, because Harry and Draco have accidentally found themselves in the prehistoric era, surrounded by dinosaurs. Will they escape before finding themselves in the mouth of a T-rex...or each other's? Will Allie make her 'prehysterical' joke 7 times an episode? You'll have to tune in to find out! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

You've survived the end of the season and fear not: everyone is naked and....naked. Cum along for the ride and find out if this is a one-time affair or if Jon and Dany are gonna hit it and commit it. The PSR rating of this finale? 9.6.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

GIRD YOUR LOINS, JONERYS FANS, IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING! And in a location that you won't believe. (Hint: cozy cabin vibes and bearskin rugs). Is there a game of strip poker on the horizon? A cozy bed fit for a queen? More naked and less afraid? You'll have to listen to find out.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Rub a dub dub, Jon and Dany in a jungle river tub! The 21st day of the Naked and Afraid challenge dawns and our duo puts the breast in breaststroke. See how well they, ahem, finish. But don’t worry—their reality show is coming to an end but their story (and ours) still has two more chapters!Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Two weeks into the challenge and Dany and Jon are on top of their game...and *almost* each other. But with a big storm on the horizon, will they finally get drenched in more ways than one? Only the gods (and cameraman Carl) know.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

In true 'Naked and Afraid' style, this episode features a big, thick snake and forbidden fruit. It also features Dany & Jon accidentally rising and almost-grinding. Tune in for all the wild details.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

On day one of Jon and Dany's survivalist adventure in a reality show, a shelter isn't the only thing being erected. Find out their backstories, hidden talents, and see if they confess how thirsty they are for more than clean drinking water.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's Season 22 and we're feeling wet and wild…erness. This AU story puts the game in Game of Thrones as a beloved duo competes in a reality show stark (pun intended) naked. Bonus: some exciting host announcements in the intro!Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Strap-in (wink) for a wanda-ful finale full of magic, morphing, and moaning. After Loki and Wanda scream for ice cream, they get to screamin' (and creamin') about something else entirely. Find out how everything cums to an end and if Dr. Strange finally gets his hands (or any other body part) on the cloth of Arduero.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

You may be able to tell from the title alone that the black cloth isn't quite done with Rivendell—but you won't guess the ship or the steamy, bearded details. Bonus: you get a sneak peek of the universe Arduero floats over to next and it's lowkey *hint, hint* marvelous.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Did somebody say Lord of the Cock Rings? A very unlikely pair have a run-in with the black cloth at an orc-gy and after some fairy wine, they go to pound town (or as we're calling it, Rim(job)endell.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This episode will have you singing, "I'm still, I'm still Yenny from the cock" as a brand new trio forms and takes things from battle to bedroom—thanks to the sexual healing powers of a certain magical cloth. Bonus: we end up in a world we've NEVER been in before. Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

In this week's episode, we hook up with a favorite twosome and then meet an entirely new duo. Buckle up for a lot of bodily fluids…some a little less sexy than others.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

"Wanna go back to my place, I mean dimension?" Draco Malfoy and Dr. Strange have a truly unforgettable evening together…and by unforgettable we mean 'shave two years off of your life' unforgettable. Listen to discover what new magical object is time traveling back with Draco and if that's good or bad news for the multiverse.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Pour yourself a Mountain Dew Baja (finger) Blast—and maybe spike it because—it's officially Season 21 and we're reading our first crossover story! Bouns: it's written by a listener, so you KNOW it's good. We kick off with a host catch-up covering Danny's wedding, Suz's birthday, Mexican pizzas, and everyone's 21st birthday memories and then slide right into the amazing story. We won't spoil any more of the plot twists than our title already does but trust us—it's GOOD.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Let's hope MJ's apartment doesn't have thin walls because her neighbors are getting an EARFUL of this maxed-out climax of a finale. The big question(s)? Is Peter Parker's spider itsy bitsy after all? What, exactly does it mean to 'do it spidey style'? Will Peter's bday eventually be MJ's door code? You're gonna have to listen to find out!Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm