Fangasm

Arachnid? More like ERECTnid. MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) makes like an itsy bitsy spider and climbs Peter Parker's *spout* but not before a steamy hybrid of lap dance and horsey ride. You're just going to have to listen to the episode understand.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Turns out that blowjob shot was a premonition ;) And 36 missed texts from the Hoetry Club can only mean ONE thing: MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) and Peter Parker's steamy night together is FAR from over.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The bar is closed, the lights are low, and Peter Parker and Michelle Jones-Watson (MJ) make their way up to the rooftop just to get down and dirty. Listen to find out why this episode left us thinking, "Dining al fresco, more like Dining al FREAKso!" BONE appeTIT indeed ;)Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

*Bartender voice* "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" It's the end of the night and MJ's not listening to those rules. Not even a little. This episode has whiskey, buckin' broncos, buckin' hips, eggplant emojis, and a webbed and wild seduction in a supply closet. What more could you ask for?Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Episode two finds Peter Parker still flirting on the job...or should we say on the blowjob. We won't divulge what we mean by that but let's just say this bar has the energy of a South Padre Island spring break bar and we're HERE FOR IT. Listen to see if MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) can juggle Brad and Peter and why she wears shorts under her dress.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Season 20 is off with a "yeehaw!" Our AU Spider-Man story features MJ (Michelle Jones-Watson) on a Tinder date from hell, and the only silver lining is a very cute bartender who just might save her from her Long Island Iced Tea-drinking Tinderoni. Saddle up because this one's extremely silly.Join our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—to play this season’s game and help us build our Lay-list on Music League!: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack—OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

As they say, all good things (and Avengers) must cum to an end—and this finale is no exception. Stay tuned for the bonus epilogue where we find out if our heroes were in lust...or love.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

For anyone whose WANGO board has Agent Carter, Captain America, Hawkeye, and The Black Widow in bed together...you win. This peen-ultimate episode is, as the author puts it, a 'sensual symphony,' and we give it a standing O face.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

If you think you know how this group hookup is gonna go down (emphasis on down) you have no idea. We think it may be the filthiest episode to date. Cleanup on aisle 69.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Time for an unexpectedly rowdy orgy where the roomies put on quite the show and Steve reluctantly takes his tank top off. Will Clint get to take the duct tape off his mouth? Tune in to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

See if Clint can talk Steve into staying for a rowdy, role-playing foursome with Natasha and Sharon. Bodyshots (and one of the best monologues in pod history) included.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The party may be winding down, but the pranks (and sexual tension) are just getting started. Keywords: handcuffs, stripteases, duct tape, and a foursome.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The party is ON and the roof is about to blow off. Think: a stocked bar, not one but TWO surprise guests, and some sexy pranks that prove this really is Natasha's *dirty* thirty.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Put on your sexiest LBD because it's Season 69-teen (season wordplay pending) and Natasha is having a 30th bday party. This AU story starts out in the shower and ends with a rooftop party that's about to pop off. RSVP: hell yes and enjoy this first episode of our brand new Marvel story. Bonus: we're playing WANGO again!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The Golden Threesome read and react to your heartwarming, hilarious emails, voicemails, and DMs in honor of everyone's favorite national holiday: June 9 ;)Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Tune into this magical finale to see if the stars align and allow our favorite couples to fall back in love (even though their memories have been wiped). Can #Marvalkyrie make their way back to each other even without string bikinis? There's only one way to find out (hint: press play).Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Buckle UP because this episode takes us from steamy shower sex to full-on battle—with a surprise couple revealed and a heart-wrenching plot twist that has us wondering if we can wait a whole week for the finale.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Maybe the sexiest (wettest) hookup in Fangasm history. Join us in the deep end because the cameras are off and two superheroes are gettin' it ON.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Things are heating up on the island: limbs are tanglin', bikinis are flingin', lips are lockin', and matches (and snatches) are poppin'. Plus, a new couple plays diddler on the roof under the stars. It all makes for great reality TV and an even better pod episode.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Carol and Valkyrie get up to some matchmaking shenanigans involving Peter and Gamora...leading to a rooftop moment that's too hot to handle. Bonus: THREE new Avengers join The Love Bunker and heat up the televised reality show.All proceeds from our Pride merch, https://www.fangasmpodcast.com/shop will go Lambda Literary—an organization that champions LGBTQ books and authors: https://www.lambdaliterary.org/Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The island dating show is off to an...athletic start as a new mystery contestant drops down from the sky to shake things up. Speaking of mysteries, Carol and Valkyrie swap a sexy secret right as the lights go out. All proceeds from our Pride merch, https://www.fangasmpodcast.com/shop will go Lambda Literary—an organization that champions LGBTQ books and authors: https://www.lambdaliterary.org/Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's Season 18 (or as we're calling it, 18 & U Up) and we have a listener-submitted femslash story with the best premise ever: think reality dating show meets Avenger charity project meets a tropical island. Grab your tanning oil and string bikinis and let the games begin!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

SURPRISE! We somehow missed the final chapter (technically the epilogue but STILL). So we're coming atcha with a story ending wrapped in a bow, under a tree, with the flirtiness of mistletoe. Yes, those are all hints to how this perfect story cums to a close. Bonus: cameos by several fav Avengers.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's only fitting that a story from the CUM fandom ends in, well, you can guess. Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes have a romp on a loveseat that may or may not be Plughorn (okay, we wish) and we find out that Captain America's suit has secret pockets for lube and condoms. (We now consider that canon, no further questions at this time.) Join us for a beautiful and hilarious ending to a beautiful and hilarious story.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Is Steve Rogers ghosting Bucky Barnes after that incredible, outdoor hookup? Find out if this was a missed connection, if Captain America is Captain Fuckboi, or if there's a great reason for his absence and a romantic reunion and romp. (Hint: it's that last one.)Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The calendar photoshoot gets theme-y and steamy right from the start as Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) and Steve Rogers (Captain America) flirt via chocolate sauce, sexy banter, and eventually an outdoor romp that will leave you as breathless as it did them.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Things get flirty FAST when Steve Rogers reviews the first round of photos for the calendar...and subsequently makes an (almost) booty call to Bucky Barnes. Will they *shoot* more than photos this time (aka their loads)? Listen and find out!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

IT'S SEASON NC-17 and the fandom—and story—are SUPER, ACTION-packed, and MARVEL-ous. Okay, okay, you get the fandom, but you'll have to listen to learn the ship and story set up because it is giving us major Season 3 vibes and we're loving it.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

At long last, the climactic ending we all deserve—full of daring battles, plot (and titty) twists, and happy endings. Find out if the curse breaks, if love conquers all, and why the golden hairpin from last week is a hero.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter braid each other's hair (but it's, like, romantic we swear), share an intimate slow dance, and then all hell breaks Lucius Malfoy. Find out just how close these two are getting and get in on that angst because next week is the climax and YES we promise there's boning.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

What's in the west *wang*? IT'S FORBIDDEN! Draco Malfoy has a romantic meal with jam, err, Harry Potter, and we meet some more magical furniture. Bonus: a romantic rescue in the woods.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This week Draco Malfoy comes face to face with THE BEAST and he's...hairy *and* Harry Potter. We also meet a few other enchanted pieces of furniture (sorry, no Plughorn) which means a favorite accent comes back out. AND because silly premises bring out the best in us, one of the best puns to date is made. Romance, intrigue, wordplay...what could be hotter?Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

If the episode title didn't give this season's theme away, the opening song sure will! But there's a twist: it's a crossover universe, but with characters from our favorite fandom. Yep: the best of both worlds. Tune in for Season SEXteen's first episode and see what *other* enchanted castle is at the center of our tale, err, tail. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Ship meets ship when Luke Skywalker and Han Solo wind down for the night...and that's not all that's going *down* if you catch our drift. Bonus, there's more than a boner in Han's pocket and he IS happy to see Luke. TLDR: The sweetest, sizzle-iest ending you could ask for.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's DATE NIGHT!!!! (Said in 'GIRLS NIGHT!!!!' voice.) Luke Skywalker and Han Solo share some tender anniversary moments at Mos Eisley Cantina including a special dance that may or may not involve pants.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This episode brought to you by the word "moisture" because Luke Skywalker and Han Solo continue to get it on; putting the 'wet' in wet and wild. Bonus: they head out for drinks at a local watering hole you may be familiar with.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The action in this episode can only be described as hyperdrive. Yep, our couple continues their sex-hibitionism sexcapades in the desert and if you like PWP this chapter is for you.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

If you thought Tatooine was hot before, buckle up for how HOTT it gets when Luke Skywalker and Han Solo get their hands on it (and each other). This episode is a sexy oasis in the desert, so tune in for some gettin' it on.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

A hero AND a boyfriend? Han Solo isn't very solo anymore and he's going with a certain farmboy for an anniversary trip to Tatooine where they can fuck, err, walk down memory lane.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

WHAT. A. (HAPPY). ENDING! Our (insta) hearts were beating fast during this *explosive* finale and yours will too—so light a Febreze candle, fire up your long grain rice, and put on your arm sling because this episode is cumming atcha faster than you can say 'Supreme Leader Snoke.' Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The surprise Reylo run-in has everything: pleases, thank yous and forgivin' and GETTIN' it on. We find out why Ben was ordering Cocoa Puffs, what hot date he was planning for, and how he turns his living room into the bedroom. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

A recently-suspended Rey gets a gig thanks to her friend/ex Finn—but when she's mid-shopping she gets a great idea on how to get Ben back for what he did (and didn't do) to her. Bonus: strawberries make a cum-back! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

You'll never look at your kitchen countertop again after this episode. Things go down (way down. wink) between Rey and Ben and let's just say the eatin's good in the neighborhood....until a certain app gets in the way of dat ass. OOH INTRIGUE! Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Didn't think strawberries could be sexual? THINK AGAIN. Ben does some quality control of his delivery but that's the only thing in control as the kitchen gets HOTTTer than the Tatooine desert. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

A fun surprise awaits Rey when she takes the groceries to her customer's apartment. And by fun surprise, we mean bare chest....AND a flashback memory no one saw coming/cumming. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

This brand new season (and fandom!) takes place in a galaxy *not* so far, far away and finds our protagonist, Rey, dealing with a particularly troublesome InstaCart customer whose name rhymes with Rylo Ken. Tensions are building towards what is certain to be a hell of a *delivery*. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

They're back already? That didn't last long... (That's what she said.) There's a new 4-part Quickie up on our Patreon that features two of our favorite, NEVER-BEFORE-PAIRED wizards, and here's a hint: Danny brings back one of his super-sexy, super-lispy impressions. If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Do you hear what I hear? It's the album of the decade. That's right: a glorious collection of every original song ever covered by the golden threesome. Sit back, relax, and turn up the volume so loud that your neighbors ask, 'Wait what's that sweet jam?!' And in case you want to find your favorite, horny track, we got you: Minute 00:41, Season 3 songs include: Potterotica's Back, Cock Jams, It's Been!, We'll Read Fic To You, Erotic, I Saw the Dick, Kiss Him Draco One More Time, No Tickling Minute 05:04, Season 4 songs include: Our Loins Will Thrive, Hooked on Lily, Lily Evans, Circle Jerk, Panty Queen, Let's Have a Threesome Minute 11:54, Season 6 songs include: Part of Our World, Colors of the WHY DID WE WRITE THIS SUPER SAD UNSEXY SONG, Kiss the Witch, In France We Say Bonjour!, King Weasley, We Just Can't Wait For Them to Bone Minute 20:36, Holiday songs include: Holiday Cocks, WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR, All I Want For Christmas is Boo Minute 25:05, Season 7 song: Hokey Poke Me Minute 25:19, Season 8 songs include: Summer Lustin', Climb Every Mountain (then stay there...far far away from this depressing parody) Minute 28:38, Season 9 song called, um, Season #9 Minute 30:20, Season 10 song: Swallow Minute 33:01, Season 13 song: Our Loins Will Thrive...REMIX! and *sheds single tear* Closing Time Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We all climax at the same time (Draco, Hermione, and the pod) in this finale to top all finales. Season thirst-een brings us to a perfect close with the sexiest, funniest, most outrageous chapter we've read in a long time. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

In this peen-ultimate episode, we FINALLY get the truth about what went down between Draco and Hermione 6 months ago...and what it means for them today. Think: sexy surprises, plot twists, and breakfast in bed. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm