Fangasm

This episode has EVERYTHING: Under the table fingerbangs, secrets revealed, promises made...and broken. DUN DUN DUN. Find out more about H and D's past, what really happened with Ron and what happens in Draco's bedroom at Malfoy Manor. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We hope you're hungry because everyone is eatin' good in the neighborhood! And yes we mean a dead sexy FEAST going on between Draco and Hermione...set 6 months in the past. Bottoms up, y'all! | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Flashback that ass up, arwerite? Cum back 6-ish months ago and find out what happened between D and H. Bonus: A lil slash in the closet. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The bottles and heads are SPINNING, FOLKS! We've got closet hookups, closet confessions and a lot of dirt is revealed. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Draco and Hermione have an encounter on the stairs, and a secret, exclusive after-party takes place in Lucius' study. Two classic party games begin and your head will be *spinning* at the couples that start to form. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

An unexpected Hogwarts class reunion at Malfoy Manor? What could possibly go wang, err, wrong? Gang's all here and it's getting wild. | Send in your sexiest songs, favorite moments, and silliest inside jokes to [email protected] or our hotline at (872) 216-0881 or our snail mail at Fangasm Podcast, attn: Allie LeFevere, 5315 N Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60640. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Like all good boners (and stories), this beaut must cum to an end. But is it the end for Sandor and Sansa? What about Brienne and Jaime? Arya and Gendry? Tune into this glorious finale for surprises, sisterhood, and spilled tea. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Rise and grind, y'all! It's the big morning after the big O and we see where all of our fav characters ended up and who they ended up with. Wink. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

THIS EPISODE IS SEX ON WHEELS. Who let the dogs out? THE HOUND. And by dogs we mean orgasms. Okay, we are clearly still too #swordsup to make any sense but TRUST: SanSan is getting sexy sexy and we are here. for. it. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Sandor and Sansa are up in her bedroom and you know what's gonna happen next: PRAYER SESH. Wait, what? Exactly our and Sandor's thoughts. See if things go from on your knees to, *on your knees* (hint: they do). | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Sandor has to win the squad over before he can be Sansa's rebound and that includes late-night food, Nic Cage films, and a house full of women. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Is Sansa a pickup artist? Because girl's got GAME. Will Sansa's flirtations (and confessions) with the tall, mysterious stranger at the bar result in them leaving the bar together? LISTEN AND FIND OUT! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Rebound? More like ReHOUND! Wink. This episode has it all: booze, boys, bars, and the appearance of not 1 but THREE new characters into the sexy mix. Bonus: Arya saves the day per usual. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Get a load of this: 7 girlfriends, one bonfire, a ton of booze, and a vendetta against a fuckboi. It's modern day but with all of your favorite Game of Thrones ladies and they're about to head to a bar to wreak some havoc and mend Sansa's broken heart with a rebound bloke. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Ships and boners AHOY! Although most of this motion happens on dry land, this finale is WET and wild. We get another glorious cameo plus window steaming, arse squeezing, and battle-worthy screaming. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We've got rafts, we've got a shaft, we've got more honk if you're horny jokes, AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL CAMEO. It's getting steamy up in here and in a famous car window. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Looks like this ship is about to set sail and would you believe it if we told you ship-shaped pasties are involved in the foreplay? BELIEVE IT. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

All hands on dick, we mean deck. Maybe both? See what happens when Jaime and Brienne do a dry run of the Titanic exhibit and start to turn it into a wet run. (What? Just go with it.) | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Beheadings turn into getting head, bloodspill turns into jizzspill, and thrones turn into moans—because IT'S GAME OF THRONES SZN! This is one of the silliest AU settings yet and it has to do with the historic ship of dreams AND our GOT ship of dreams. So tune in and see why we WinterFELL so hard for it. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

The hosts of Game of Owns—Zach and Hannah—help us slay a quick lowdown on the Game of Thrones universe so you can feel primed and ready to tear your clothes off and get into the upcoming GoT season(s). | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

*CEO of Men's Wearhouse voice* You'll like this finale—we guarantee it. See if Jim and Pam patch things up and if Jim and Dwight finally heat things up. HINT: yes and yessss. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

What happens when a pirate (Dwight) and a fireman (Jimbo) get in close quarters at a holiday party? Rum, condoms, and MAYHEM that's what. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Tongueher Mufflin ain't ready for the roleplay that is going down at the Halloween office party, but Pam and Peter (who?) are ready to unleash their master plan—a trick for a treat. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Pam's matchmaking skills may be a bit rusty, but she's definitely onto something when she chooses a Halloween costume for Jim that will catch more than just Dwight's eye. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Jim comes to grip with his office crush as Dwight comes to grip with his pen in a suggestive way. Will Jim decide to act on this new revelation or pretend it never happened? Hint: a matchmaker enters the picture. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It may be another prank war, but the stakes (and wangs) are very different. Starting off in a library and ending in some office wrestling, this season is gonna be H-O-T! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's the Season 9 finale and it starts with a song and ends with a bang. See if Jim and Pam JAM out with their clams out! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Hot damn, we meet BDS-Pam and she's up to somethin'. Is the prank war finally turning into a wank war? Jim would answer you but he's currently indisposed. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We're still at Jim's house and things are heating up faster than a bedside George Foreman. Is it payback time or layback time?! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Betcha didn't think they'd end up in the warehouse bathroom. Will Pam help Jim out with his little problem? Will the warehouse get christened for the first time? Basically, will it be WANK or PRANK? | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

It's just another day at work...except for two secret lovers who are playing a series of escalating pranks on each other that turn real sexy real fast when a certain pill accidentally comes into play. Didn't see that coming (that's what she said). | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

Get a quick lowdown on The Office series before tearing your clothes off and getting into the season. | Take a walk on the wet and wild side in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

We have some news (and a lot of emotions!) about the future of the podcast. Hint: we're taking our content from monogamous to poly. In order to keep the pod going WE NEED YOUR HELP! Check out the link to our Patreon (via the 'Get Turned (Patre)on tab on our site or this link: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm) for more info and to #SavePotterotica. | Get wet and wild with us in our new, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Let's go back to the very beginning: sex club, babay! This finale is HOT and full of twists: both plot and body parts. It all comes down to a shocking reunion at a muggle restaurant double date and it is GOOD. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Have we found the origin of the black cloth? And the very first tramp stamp? Albus and Gellert share an, ahem, explosive reunion where all bets—and belts—are off. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | New apparatuses + more basement dates + some serious horseplay + Albus learns an important lesson in 'obedience' in the form of a kinky punishment from Gellert. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Make like Albus and buckle up, cuz this gets GOOD. After making an unbreakable vow of chastity that they would keep each other's identities a secret, Albus and his master get down to business, or should we say biznASS. |Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny & want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Back at Hogwarts, Albus spills the tea (err, Dragon Barrel Brandy) to Bathilda about what went down between he and the Maitre at the sex club and let's just say Mistress Beebee has some concerns about Albus' blue eyed dom. Will he go through with his meetup? Bonus: we finally learn the true identity of Maître de la Petite Mort. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Albus and the man from the back room belly up to the bar and by belly we mean groin. And, despite Capra's warnings, the two make explicit plans to start playing. Bonus: the best calling card we've EVER SEEN. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | What's behind the black door in the back of the sexy club? 'Wulf' gets a bit more than an eyeful to the many wild rooms of sexquirement and meets a mysterious stranger who makes his mood ring turn a brand new color and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | A young Albus Dumbledore and his babysitter (Bathilda Bagshot) visit an underground sex club in Knockturn Alley and let's just say it's sure to unleash the fantastic beast within. (Bonus: safe word mood rings, HJs, sexy robes, and magical masks.) HUZZAH SEASON MASTERB8! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | It's climax on climax on CLIMAX as Neville and Harry take us to the brink and back again and again on this finale episode. Thanks to stamina potion, we get some serious romping and the shower scene of our dreams. Even better than *that* ending? A happy ending announcement from Harry and Ginny to their two best friends. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Some big reveals in this penultimate episode: including a hot new character and date, and the answer to your juiciest will they/won't they quandary about #HarryBottom (cough, they WILL). | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | The plot is getting almost as thick as Harry's dick, as we find Neville and Harry working together on a case and Ginny unable to get the idea of a threesome out of her mind. Add in a Luna date, a birthday "treat," and a surprise cameo and you've got this dream of an episode. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Brought to you by the letter O (for oral), Ginny gets some inspiration from Eros magazine and seduces Harry into spicing things up in the bedroom—scratch that, kitchen. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | It's reunion time: between Neville and Harry's schlong, and then Harry and Ginny (and Luna!) at the train station. Find out which way the love triangle shakes out...for now. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | It's time for some BiSexual Healing in the form of Luna and Ginny's continued birthday romp PLUS a certain long bottom meets up with Parry Hotter in Berlin for some hotel, motel, HoliGay Inn action. This episode is sure to leave you hot and pottered. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Lavender and Pavarti and Morag and Luna and Ginny, OH MY. More like HOT DAMN because this episode is all about girls gettin' what they want and it ends with a very special birthday "cake." Wink. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm.

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | It's 49 minutes in season 7 heaven! Ginny and Harry have a sexy picnic in the woods and despite some shocking news shared by Mr. Potter, things get hot, tasty, and wet—and we're not talking about the food. | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm

FYI: Fangasm was previously known as The Potterotica Podcast | Say it with us now: CLIMAX TIME! It's the Season Sex finale and our two house-bound wizards are at their wit's and dick's ends. Will they get out of the house and into each other's pants? Will Christmas have them jingling all the way? Will the house film the whole thing for them as a surprise secret Santa gift? Listen and learn! | Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack: https://www.facebook.com/groups/jointhefannypack —OR— If you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/fangasm