Everybody Is Awful podcast

People wasting time online playing games. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim Live in Boca Raton, and Detroit in he next couple of weeks. All dates at Jimflorentine.com

More dumb slang words that anyone over 16 years old should never use. Join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month to hear 3 extra episodes a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour: Nov. 17-19 Key West Comedy Club Key West, FL Dec. 1 Delray Beach Comedy Club Delray Beach, FL Dec. 2 Kelsey Theater Lake Park, FL Dec. 3 Boca Black Box Boca Raton, FL Dec. 9,10 House Of Comedy Detroit, MI

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More reviews of spoiled people not getting there way at a restaurant. Join Jim's patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour: Nov. 3 Vulcan Gas Co Austin, TX Nov. 4,5 Hyenas Fort Worth, TX Mov. 17-19 Comedy Key West Key West, FL Jimflorentine.com

A bunch of bullshit made up stories. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. This Podcast is sponsored by Draft Kings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code AWFUL. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/TN/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 pregame moneyline bet. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Bet must win. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm. Risk-Free Stepped Up SGP: 1 Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Ends at start of final game of the 2022-2023 NBA Season. See eligibility & terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/basketballterms.

More dumb stuff posted on Facebook. It never ends. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week at pateron.com/jimflorentine for $5 a month. Catch Jim on tour this week in Albany,Syracuse and NYC and Atlanta and Nashville next week. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

First a story a fake story about a woman saying she almost got kidnapped and she warns everyone out there to stay safe. Yeah, no shit lady. Then onto the childish and immature games people waste their time with on Facebook. Sign up to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour this fall in Omaha, Syracuse, Albany, Atlanta, Nashville, Dallas, Key West, Boca Raton and Detroit. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Crazy stories with most coming from Florida. Get 3 more episodes a week for as low as $5 a month by joining Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine. catch Jim this week on tour in Cuyahoga Falls, OH, and next week in Omaha, NE. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

If you want to hear 3 extra podcasts of anger and rage every week join Jim's Patreon for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out now and still the number 1 comedy album on the charts. Check out Jim on tour in Kenosha, WI, Akron, OH, Omaha, NE in the next few weeks. All dates are on jimflorentine.com

Someone taking pictures documenting their vacation like anyone gives a fuck. Also, another middle aged couple writing love notes to each other on Facebook and a Mother lets everyone know in a Twitter post that her daughter tried to take her own life. She probably should have kept that one to herself. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour Dates Sept. 30, Oct. 1 Kenosha Comedy Club Kenosha, WI Oct. 6-8 Funnystop Cuyahoga Falls, OH Oct. 14,15 Funnybone Omaha, NE

Jim goes over Dumb 80's songs that are played in stores for no reason whatsoever. Also, on the Podcast today is a brand new never before heard Terrorizing Telemarketer Vol. 7 track called Lunch Specials. Album is out on 9/16 and you can preorder it here: orcd.co/telemarketers

Jim starts off with a couple of never happened stories then talks NFL and the upcoming season. Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week. Go to Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Preorder the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers This podcast is brought to you by Draft Kings. Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code AWFUL. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.

More made up stories by pathetic people on social media. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month. Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Pre order Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers

Couple of never happened stories and then onto people bitching about not getting their way at a business they went to. What a bunch of fucking babies. Join Jim's Patreon at Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month. Also pre order the new Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 out Sept. 16 here: https://orcd.co/telemarketers

Woman has sex with her dog as boyfriend films it, woman airs out her panties on an airplane, Wife hides guy she's having an affair with in her own house and more. New Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 7 preorder available here: http://orcd.co/telemarketers. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. See Jim on tour this fall in Omaha, NE, Fort Worth, TX, Akron, OH, Detroit, MI, Boca Raton, FL and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com.

Women are dating sites like wine, traveling and eating french fries off your plate. Shocking! Join Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Terrible shirts like Permanently Tired, I'm strong like my Coffee, I'm not single I have a Dog. etc.... beyond brutal! Check out my Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for as little as $5 at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour: Aug. 2 The Starboard Dewey Beach, DE Aug. 4 Brokeridge Bellmore Long Island, NY Aug 5 Chaz and AJ comedy benefit show Orange, CT Aug. 12,13 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club Point Pleasant, NJ Aug. 25 B Side Comedy Club Scarsdale, NY

Next Door douchebag wants a dress code for the neighborhood, Chappelle show cancelled, guy gives constant updates on catching covid. Who cares? Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour: Aug. 2 Dewey Beach, DE Aug. 4 Bellmore Long Island, NY Aug. 5 Orange, CT All dates at Jimflorentine.com

Sorry no intro music to this episode. Technical problems. Check out patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week. I'll be performing in Fairfield, CT 7/21 and Indianapolis 7/22. All info on jimflorentine.com

Audio clip of a podcast listener calling out a newscaster for his dumb slang word he used on live TV. Also, a bunch of dumb inspirational quotes that mean nothing and help no one. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week. See Jim live this week 7/14-16 in Rochester, NY and next week 7/21 in Fairfield, CT and 7/22 Indianapolis. All tour dates on jimflorentine.com

A guy gives his jail time a 5 star yelp review, another "Almost" kidnapping on the nextdoor app and some asshole posts a picture of a dead fawn for sympathy.

More people bitching they didn't get their way including a business that was closed but stayed open for a mad customer and he wound up giving them a one star yelp review for being out of french fries! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim performing live in Milwaukee, Tampa, Orlando and Rochester, NY in the next few weeks. All dates are at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over a bunch of made up stories on social media from some desperate people looking for attention. Sign up at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities below in the next couple of weeks. All tour information at jimflorentne.com. Fredricksburg, VA. Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ. Albany, NY. Syracuse, NY. Princeton, NJ. Milwaukee, WI. Tampa, FL. Orlando, FL. Rochester, NY. Indianapolis, IN.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then onto dumb Facebook posts. Grown ups posting about how much they like to drink. Wow, how fucking original! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week and hear some new Terrorizing Telemarketer tracks before the new album comes out. Check out Jim in the following cities in the next few weeks. All info on jimflorentine.com. Hartford, CT, Fredricksburg, VA, Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ, Albany, NY, Syracuse, NY and Princeton, NJ.

Jim goes over dating profiles and the ridiculous demands that these women want. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour this month in the following cities below. All dates on jimflorentine.com. Pottstown, PA Springfield, NJ Albany, NY Syracuse, NY Fredricksburg, VA Vineland, NJ Hartford, CT Princeton, NJ Baltimore, MD

Jim talks about some terrible quotes that get posted that are completely meaningless. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week plus hear some brand new Terrorizing Telemarketers tracks from the upcoming album. patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a story of a girl that he was in love with years ago. Then he goes over a few Never Happened posts, some dumb Facebook games, Netflix telling their employees to quit crying and a horrific post about a woman bragging she painted some walls in her house. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a ridiculous story that never happened and then moves on to dumb Facebook Posts about "fun" board games to play, dumb names for drink specials and a woman eating a whole chocolate bar and saying she had a "Snackccident." Beyond brutal. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Jim goes over bad baby names including Blaze, Saxton, Zeppelin, Maclaren and more. Subscribe to Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then gets into the shitty songs played in stores from the 80's including Starship Nothing is gonna stop us now, Beach Boys Kokomo, Shalamar Dancing in the sheets and more. Sign up for 3 extra Everything Is Awful Podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim tells some Gilbert Gottfried stories, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking. Subscribe to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about awful words such as Adorbs, Rock It, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and Beniffer. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about Will Smith being pussy whipped, awful yelp reviews and his son makes an appearance on the podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

People bitching about gas prices and some of the dumbest T Shirts out there are discussed on this weeks podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra episodes a week for as low as $5. patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim goes over a bunch of dumb inspiring quotes and talks about Action Park and the stuois shit him and his friends did there. Join my Patreon for 3 eaxtra podcasts a week for as low as $5 a month.. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about dumb people getting dumb personalized plates hoping that strangers might notice them. For as low as $5 you can get an extra 3 podcasts a week by joining https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim goes over some crazy stories.

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