Everybody Is Awful podcast

Next Door douchebag wants a dress code for the neighborhood, Chappelle show cancelled, guy gives constant updates on catching covid. Who cares? Join Jim's Patreon at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour: Aug. 2 Dewey Beach, DE Aug. 4 Bellmore Long Island, NY Aug. 5 Orange, CT All dates at Jimflorentine.com

Sorry no intro music to this episode. Technical problems. Check out patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week. I'll be performing in Fairfield, CT 7/21 and Indianapolis 7/22. All info on jimflorentine.com

Audio clip of a podcast listener calling out a newscaster for his dumb slang word he used on live TV. Also, a bunch of dumb inspirational quotes that mean nothing and help no one. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week. See Jim live this week 7/14-16 in Rochester, NY and next week 7/21 in Fairfield, CT and 7/22 Indianapolis. All tour dates on jimflorentine.com

A guy gives his jail time a 5 star yelp review, another "Almost" kidnapping on the nextdoor app and some asshole posts a picture of a dead fawn for sympathy.

More people bitching they didn't get their way including a business that was closed but stayed open for a mad customer and he wound up giving them a one star yelp review for being out of french fries! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts for a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim performing live in Milwaukee, Tampa, Orlando and Rochester, NY in the next few weeks. All dates are at jimflorentine.com.

Jim goes over a bunch of made up stories on social media from some desperate people looking for attention. Sign up at patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for $5 a month. Check out Jim on tour in the following cities below in the next couple of weeks. All tour information at jimflorentne.com. Fredricksburg, VA. Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ. Albany, NY. Syracuse, NY. Princeton, NJ. Milwaukee, WI. Tampa, FL. Orlando, FL. Rochester, NY. Indianapolis, IN.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then onto dumb Facebook posts. Grown ups posting about how much they like to drink. Wow, how fucking original! Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week and hear some new Terrorizing Telemarketer tracks before the new album comes out. Check out Jim in the following cities in the next few weeks. All info on jimflorentine.com. Hartford, CT, Fredricksburg, VA, Baltimore, MD, Vineland, NJ, Albany, NY, Syracuse, NY and Princeton, NJ.

Jim goes over dating profiles and the ridiculous demands that these women want. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour this month in the following cities below. All dates on jimflorentine.com. Pottstown, PA Springfield, NJ Albany, NY Syracuse, NY Fredricksburg, VA Vineland, NJ Hartford, CT Princeton, NJ Baltimore, MD

Jim talks about some terrible quotes that get posted that are completely meaningless. Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week plus hear some brand new Terrorizing Telemarketers tracks from the upcoming album. patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a story of a girl that he was in love with years ago. Then he goes over a few Never Happened posts, some dumb Facebook games, Netflix telling their employees to quit crying and a horrific post about a woman bragging she painted some walls in her house. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about a ridiculous story that never happened and then moves on to dumb Facebook Posts about "fun" board games to play, dumb names for drink specials and a woman eating a whole chocolate bar and saying she had a "Snackccident." Beyond brutal. Sign up for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Jim goes over bad baby names including Blaze, Saxton, Zeppelin, Maclaren and more. Subscribe to Patreon.com/jimflorentine for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5 a month.

Jim goes over a couple of never happened stories and then gets into the shitty songs played in stores from the 80's including Starship Nothing is gonna stop us now, Beach Boys Kokomo, Shalamar Dancing in the sheets and more. Sign up for 3 extra Everything Is Awful Podcasts for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim tells some Gilbert Gottfried stories, Napa Valley and Concert Drinking. Subscribe to Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week for as little as $5. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about awful words such as Adorbs, Rock It, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and Beniffer. Sign up for Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about Will Smith being pussy whipped, awful yelp reviews and his son makes an appearance on the podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for as little as $5 a month for 3 extra podcasts a week. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

People bitching about gas prices and some of the dumbest T Shirts out there are discussed on this weeks podcast. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra episodes a week for as low as $5. patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim goes over a bunch of dumb inspiring quotes and talks about Action Park and the stuois shit him and his friends did there. Join my Patreon for 3 eaxtra podcasts a week for as low as $5 a month.. Patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim talks about dumb people getting dumb personalized plates hoping that strangers might notice them. For as low as $5 you can get an extra 3 podcasts a week by joining https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine

Jim goes over some crazy stories.

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