Everybody Is Awful podcast

More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.

Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK, Birmingham, UK Bohemia, NY, Naples, FL and more. Support our Sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, "WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT" and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI Plymouth, MA Laconia, NH Endicott, NY Rochester, NY Syracuse, NY Queens, NY Freehold, NJ London, UK Manchester UK Birmingham, UK Naples, FL Bohemia, NY

More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Long Island, Cranston, RI, Plymouth, MA, Laconia, NH, Highlands, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Rochester and Syracuse, NY. Go to jimflorentine.com for tickets. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. You can also be a member on my Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponsers: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

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A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating! Check out Jim on Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out Jim's Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy. Join as a member for extra episodes. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Boca Raton, FL, Houston, Westminster, CA, Atlantic Highlands, NJ, Long Island, NY. Brand new Special Ed T Shirts available atJimflorentine.com under merchandise. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

More stories made up online from pathetic people. Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes, Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Check Jim out on tour and also Podcast T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com Support our Sponser Green Chef at: Support the show and get free salads for 2 months & 50% off your first Green Chef box. Use the code FLORENTINEFREE at https://www.greenchef.com/FLORENTINEFREE

Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around. Join Patreon for extra epiosdes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Be a member on my Youtube channel for even more extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponser this week: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

More stories about more Teachers banging their students. Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to the following cities: Orlando, FL, Atlanta, Manasquan, NJ, Boca Raton, FL, Emmaus, PA, Minneapolis, MN, Edmonton, Canada. Join my Patreon for extra Podcast episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Youtube channel is Youtube.com/Jimflorentinecomedy

The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights. Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine10fm

Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.

The title says it all. Enough with these two. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check me out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Kenosha, WI, Easton, PA, Atlanta, GA, Orlando, FL, Manasquan, NJ, Emmaus, PA, Westminster, CA and Boca Raton, FL. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Westminster, CA Kenosha, WI Atlanta, GA Orlando, FL New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code AWFUL.

Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5.

A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media. Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men. Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Brutal slang words like Bye Felicia, Someone's Yuck is Someone Else's Yum, Bloomies, Trunk Or Treat, Easy Peasy Chicken Squeezy, Freshwomen, Pro Bono and the worst one ever I Didn't Have That On My Bingo Card. Sign up for patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates and Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at jimflorentine.com.

The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone. Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Erie, PA, Fort Lauderdale and Key West, FL, San Diego, CA, Scranton, PA and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Dump phrase like "I didn't have that on my Bingo Card" He got the bag, Sports Ball, National Tught Ends day, Cleveland Guardians and more are discussed. Join patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at jimflorentine.com. Support this week's sponsors: Support the show and get cell service for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL Support the show & download the DraftKings app. Get Bet One Get One promotions on touchdowns. Use code AWFUL to opt in.

Mom of 8, Fast 1, Suburoo, 5foot7 and more dumb personalized plates are discussed. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellen, NJ, Morris Plains, NJ, Bensalem, PA, Scranton, PA, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA.

More babies posting bad reviews online trying to ruin businesses.

A grown man professes his love to his wife on Facebook, a woman makes up a story about helping an old lady up off the ground, a woman goes to the town Facebook page to ask if there is a specific type of toilet paper in stock at the local Sam's Club and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's new comedy special You Can't Please Em' All available now on Amazon Prime.

Fentanyl in the kids Hallowen candy, the two most attention seekers in the world the Kelce brothers and the people who post a picture of themselves with an I voted sticker are discussed.

Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is. Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other people's problems. They're not. Check out my Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. He's coming to the following cities: Boston, Akron, OH, St. Louis, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellon, NJ, Erie, PA, Morris Plains, NJ, Key West, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL and San Diego.

A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Get your Everbody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine.com.

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes! Check out my new comedy album out now "You Can't Please Em' All." on Apple Music, Amazon, Spotify or whatever platform you listen to music. Go to jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Vancouver Tacoma, WA Waco, TX Fort Worth, TX Boston, MA Cuyahoga Falls, OH St. Louis, MO Poughkeepsie, NY

Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed. Support the show and get a Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

Awful dating profiles are discussed this week. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL

Some of the worst inspirational quotes ever are discussed on the podcast. Today's Podcast sponsored by Draftkings. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Preorder Jim's new Comedy CD Can't Please Em' All that comes out on Sept. 27 at Apple Music, Amazon Music etc... Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Tacoma, WA, Vancouver, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX, Boston, newport, RI, Plymouth, NH, Nashua, NH. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL

Dumb people doing dumb stuff is dicussed on this week's Podcast. Please support our sponsers below. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL Support the show and get your new Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

Desperate men leaving one star reviews for strip clubs. Also, another guy doesn't like his slice of pizza and an owner responds back and catches a reviewer in a lie. Check at Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. New dates added in St. Louis, MO, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA and Pittsburgh, PA.

Never Happened stories and more bad T Shirts about Coffee and Beer. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Columbus, OH, Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Newport, RI, Nashua, NH, Plymouth, NH, Vancouver, and Tacoma, WA. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More BS stories made up online by desperate people looking for valdation and attention.

Terrible words like Push The Envelope, Kicking The Tires, Rest In Power, Rest In Paradise, Putting Fires Out All Day and more are discussed on this week's Podcast.

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On this episode Jim discusses his songs from the 80's that he actually likes.

We continue this week with the top 10 bad 80's songs including songs from the B52's, Kenny Loggins, The Bangles, Men Without Hats, Bobby Mcferrin, Billy Ocean and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com coming to the following cities: Alameda, CA, Pathcogue, LI, NY, Glenside, PA, Butler, PA, Grantville, PA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Naples, FL, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX and more.