Everybody Is Awful podcast

A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other people's problems. They're not. Check out my Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. He's coming to the following cities: Boston, Akron, OH, St. Louis, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellon, NJ, Erie, PA, Morris Plains, NJ, Key West, FL, Fort Lauderdale, FL and San Diego.

A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Get your Everbody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine.com.

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes! Check out my new comedy album out now "You Can't Please Em' All." on Apple Music, Amazon, Spotify or whatever platform you listen to music. Go to jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Vancouver Tacoma, WA Waco, TX Fort Worth, TX Boston, MA Cuyahoga Falls, OH St. Louis, MO Poughkeepsie, NY

Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed. Support the show and get a Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

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Some of the worst inspirational quotes ever are discussed on the podcast. Today's Podcast sponsored by Draftkings. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Preorder Jim's new Comedy CD Can't Please Em' All that comes out on Sept. 27 at Apple Music, Amazon Music etc... Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Tacoma, WA, Vancouver, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX, Boston, newport, RI, Plymouth, NH, Nashua, NH. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL

Dumb people doing dumb stuff is dicussed on this week's Podcast. Please support our sponsers below. New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL Support the show and get your new Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

Desperate men leaving one star reviews for strip clubs. Also, another guy doesn't like his slice of pizza and an owner responds back and catches a reviewer in a lie. Check at Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. New dates added in St. Louis, MO, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA and Pittsburgh, PA.

Never Happened stories and more bad T Shirts about Coffee and Beer. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Columbus, OH, Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Newport, RI, Nashua, NH, Plymouth, NH, Vancouver, and Tacoma, WA. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More BS stories made up online by desperate people looking for valdation and attention.

Terrible words like Push The Envelope, Kicking The Tires, Rest In Power, Rest In Paradise, Putting Fires Out All Day and more are discussed on this week's Podcast.

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On this episode Jim discusses his songs from the 80's that he actually likes.

We continue this week with the top 10 bad 80's songs including songs from the B52's, Kenny Loggins, The Bangles, Men Without Hats, Bobby Mcferrin, Billy Ocean and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com coming to the following cities: Alameda, CA, Pathcogue, LI, NY, Glenside, PA, Butler, PA, Grantville, PA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Naples, FL, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX and more.

My top 5 worst 80's songs are discussed. Starship- We Built This City Phil Collins- Sussudio Paul Simon- You Can Call Me Al Glen Frey- The Heat Is On Beach Boys- Kokomo

Dumb personalized plates like Spicy, Audious, Realst8 and more are discussed. join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alamedia, CA, Butler, PA, Patchogue, LI, NY, Glenside, PA, Grantville, PA, Naples, FL, Point Pleasant, NJ.

More umb Inspriational quotes that inspire nobody. Check ut Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Boca Raton, FL Albany, NY Providence, RI Alameda, CA Glenside, PA Patchougue, LI, NY Butler, PA Grantsville, PA Naples, FL

A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.

Jim goes over various dating profiles that have unrealistic demands. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Everybody is Awful T Shirts avaiable on Jimflorentine.com. Upcoming tour dates: Phoenix, Albany, NY, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI and Alameda, CA.

Jim's comedy show gets a glowing one star review, still no Zombie Apocalypse yet and Teachers are molesting kids more then Catholic Priests now. Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates and Podcast merchandise at Jimflorentine.com.

People walking around wearing unfunny T Shirts to get attention from complete strangers. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. coming to the following cities: Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca raton, FL, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Alameada, CA.

More dumb people posting dumb stuff online including a woman in her mid 40's who listed all of her accomplishments she did during the week including staying in a hotel room by herself, driving herself to the airport and more. Fascinating! Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. coming to the following cities: Tampa, Milwaukee, Phoenix, Boca Raton, Albany, NY, Providence, RI, Butler, PA, Alameada, CA and more.

More made up stories posted online from pathetic people. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

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Crazy stories from around the world including a woman who had sex with her dog. She had 3 dogs but only had sex with one. I wonder how the other two dogs feel? Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Grantville, PA Pottstown, PA Bufflao, NY Ithaca, NY Albany, NY Dallas, TX Wesley Chapel, FL Tampa, FL Milwaukee, WI Phoenix, AZ

Some of the dumbest inspirational quotes that inspire no one are discussed. Check out jim's Patreon for an extra podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Manchester, CT, Grantville, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Milwaukee, WI and Phoenix, AZ.

Dump people wearing dumb shirts out in public. Also, some awful pickleball talk and a great motivational Monday story! Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine

People leaving one star reviews about Pizza places and a Burger King. Join Jim Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and Everybody is Awful T Shirts.

People looking for pats on the back by posting on Facebook how busy they are on. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour and get Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine,.com.

Attention seeking parents naming their kids Brooklyn, Brixley, and also great news Pickleball injuries are on the rise! Join Patreon for an extra epiosde a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Point Pleasant, NJ, Hartford,CT, Hershey, PA, Pottstown, PA, Buffalo, Ithaca and Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ, Boca Raton, FL, Providence, RI, Glenside, PA, Patchogue, LI and Tacoma, WA.

A Comedy Club in Seattle cancels Jim's shows because they don't approve of his comedy. he checks in later in the podcast about Taylor Swift and the douchebag sh'e dating. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Teanneck, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Milwaukee, WI, Phoenix, AZ.

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, Teaneck and Point Pleasant, NJ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Albany, NY and Tampa, FL.

A bunch of lies spread on socail media by various people looking for attention. Join Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Phoenix, AZ, Buffalo, NY, Ithaca, NY, Point Pleasant, NJ, Levittown, LI, NY, Kenosha, WI, Dallas, TX, Tampa, FL, Boca Raton, FL. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tickets.

A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way. For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Cleveland, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Springfield, NJ, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL. Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code AWFUL. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonus bets.

We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of online gambling and more. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Today's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/FLORENTINE50 and use code FLORENTINE50

Dumb people looking for attention driving around with their personalized plates.

Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY. All dates on Jimflorentine.com. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine

More dumb inspirational quotes posted on social media that help no one. One woman posted "I got my coffee and sassy pants on. It must be Saturday." Yuck. Join Patreon for an extra podcast a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming soon to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, NY, Chicopee, MA, Point Pleasant, NJ, Tampa, FL and more.

Here are some of the horrific baby names that are discussed: Huxely, Banjo, Novel, Ever, Evo and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Columbus, OH, Cleveland, OH, Kenosha, WI, Levittown, LI, NY, Tampa, FL. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More fake stories made up for attention on social media.

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The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed. Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that thinks her dog knows exactly what she is saying. join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Tour coming to the following cities: Morris Plains, NJ, Dunellen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Albany, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH and Columbus, OH.

Podcast starts with another unbelievable fake story, what would you give Taylor Swift on a scale of 1-10 and then awful license plates like KY Lady, Clean Eats, and more. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: St. Charles, MO, Morris Plains, NJ, Dunnelen, NJ, Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH and more. All dates at jimflorentine.com. Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Dumb T Shirts worn in public by attention seek douchebags. This week's Podcast is sponsored by Factor meals. Get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/florentine50 and use code florentine50

Crazy stories in the news with most of them being from Florida.

Dumb Quotes that mean nothing and help no one.

A woman leaves 3 different yelp reviews for a Denny's. One 5 star, one 2 star and one 1 star. She is bipolar and also uses the word Brekkie for breakfast and calls her husband her hubby. Thie woman might be the worst human being ever. check me out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. coming tot he following cities: Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Miami, St. Louis, Cuyahoga Falls, OH.