ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from somewhere very private. So private, we can’t tell you where. Shhhhhh. Anyways, it’s been a while since you’ve heard something fresh from us. Demand had it that we come back and show ourselves, so we did, and we brought the whole squadron. For a ONE OFF. In this episode we talk about; CANNED SUPERMALT | WOMEN FROM SOUTH LONDON VERSUS WOMEN FROM EAST LONDON | SHORT HAIR ON WOMEN | BISEXUALITY | GIRLFRIENDS SOCIALISING WITH MALE FRIENDS | PURPOSE OF PUBLIC LIBRARIES | BLACK WOMAN AND THE GYM | IGNORANCE OVER LEARNING Goodbye for now, maybe we’ll you’ll hear us again sometime. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: Ray-J - I Hit It First]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from NASA headquarters, Washington DC. Everything is all high tech and shiny. Nerds are free to roam like kings and blow things up to release any passive aggression they pick up when they actually hit the real world. Needless to say Stav is at home. Anyways, whilst taking a break from a tour of the place we steal some state of the art audio equipment and get started recording. In this episode we talk about; BUCKET BATH | ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES | THE CHAMP | THE EFFEMIZATION OF MEN | WHEN CAN MEN CRY | WHATS THE POINT IN PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES | WHEN WE WERE CONCIOUS OF SEXUALITY | SICKLE CELL AND IT’S EFFECTS All done. Tour over and all the free NASA gifts we can carry. Even took a picture with some Will Smith looking dude that worked for the military security there… Sweet. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: Mac Miller - The Question]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from space…. Yes, the dark side of the moon. We wanted to see what it was like. It’s cold and lacks atmosphere. Not exactly the best holiday in the world… And it’s seems like it’s raining!!! How the hell does it rain in space when the clouds are below us. Anyways, we set up shop and got to it. In this episode we talk about; MALE GROOMING | THE PRODUCTS WE USE ON OUR SKINS | METROSEXUALITY | WHICH ONE OF THE BROTHERS IS SLIMMER | HOLIDAYS | GETTING STARED AT ON HOLIDAY CAUSE YOU’RE BLACK | COUNTRIES CHOOSING TO STAY COLONISED | WHAT IT MEANS WHEN A MAN HAS SEX WITH A WOMAN AND DOESN’T KISS HER | SHOUTING IN A RELATIONSHIP | HOW TO DEAL WITH VEXNESS IN A RELATIONSHIP Show done and we gone. The French is a bit better, the eyes…. Not so good. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: YC - Racks]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from Mayotte Islands off the coast of Africa. It’s interesting learning the history of this place we have now called Little France-ish. It’s an island, so they’re lots of beach and we just chilling out watching the women… and fish. Anyways, in-between fish watching we set up studio and got to recording for y'all. In this episode we talk about; AVENGERS ASSEMBLE MOVIE | THE GREATEST MURDER IN MOVIE HISTORY | TOILET ASSISTANTS | ONE PAPER TOWEL WHEN WASHING HANDS | IF MEN ARE INTIMIDATED BY INTELLECTUAL WOMEN | TAKING DIRECTIONS WHEN DRIVING | INTERVIEWERS AND INTERVIEWEES THAT ARE BOTH BLACK IN A WORK PLACE THAT ISN’T | MEN HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN WOMEN Show done and we gone. The French is a bit better, the eyes…. Not so good. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: French Montana - Shot Caller]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from ringside at a WWE match. It’s intense here, we got the microphones and are commentating as best we can. All the “Ooooohhhhs” and “Wooooooahhhhhhs” you can shake a dead dog at. It’s a chunk of fun for sure. During the breaks we took time out to record the podcast off the high of it all. So, here we go. In this episode we talk about; WRESTLEMANIA AND THE ROCK | WOULD YOU SEND YOUR CHILD TO A SCHOOL WHERE NO-ONE WANTED HER KIND FOR THE SAKE OF FUTURE GENERATIONS | IS IT COOL FOR A MAN TO COOK FOR A MAN | COULD A MAN TAKE BEING SPAT AT FOR A FILM ROLE | OR LET HIS WOMAN GET BANGED FOR A FILM ROLE | Show done, but the wrestling is still going on and Oooooohhhhhh, that dude got knocked out!!! NOOOO, he broke the count! This is too much, we busy having fun. Can’t talk now. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: DJ Mujava - Township Funk]

Hello ESNers, This week we’re coming from a launch party. All the champaign you can drink and half nekkid girls serving us. It’s a good life. A couple of people went into a private room for some further attention, but we’re not in the position to disclose whom. Anyways, when we all got back together and spoke on a few things, we decided to record the show. So we went somewhere quiet (and filled with half nekkid chicks) and started recording In this episode we talk about; WHERE MY KEYS, WHERE MY PHONE | WAHALA IN EXTRA MEDIUM SHIRTS | IF YARDIE & JAMMO ARE OFFENSIVE TERMS | PASSA PASSA | DO MEN CARE ABOUT ROMANCE | IS EXTREME SEX ACCEPTABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME | CAN A SEXY ACT BE ROMANTIC | WHAT IS A WINGMAN AND WHAT ARE THE RULES AND ETIQUETTE OF BEING A WINGMAN | DOES THE TITLE OF WINGMAN CHANGE WHEN THE DUDE STARTS TO GET SERIOUS AND FAITHFUL TO THE CHICK | THE UGLY FRIEND VS THE GOOD LOOKING BITTER FRIEND | Ok, so we’ve done recording BUT I think we might stick around here for a little while longer… Just to show our support and all. See y'all in two weeks time. Eloquently Saying Nothing until the next time when we start saying something. S4L! [Background Music: Kirko Bangz - Drank In My Cup]