Dumb People Town

This week, Sarah Silverman (I Love You, America) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man trashes a hotel room with pepperoni and seagulls.In Story #2, a zoo operation manager puts an intruder in an alligator hold. In Story #3, a woman thinks she has food poisoning, but instead finds out she's pregnant and giving birth.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are back for another minisode! In this week's story, a woman orders lasagne and is surprised by a scalding hot squirt of marinara sauce.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher (The Honeymoon Special, Another Period) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in a bull costume attempts to burn down a house with ragu. In Story #2, an adult man challenges a 15-year-old boy to a nunchucks fight. In Story #3, a McDonalds employee is fired for putting his mixtape into happy meals instead of the toy. And finally, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jeremiah Watkins (Jeremiah Wonders podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man is found naked in a helicopter after driving a car into a lake.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Karen Kilgariff (My Favorite Murder) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a samurai sword-wielding girlfriend seeks revenge against her "E-thlete" boyfriend. Story #2 features a Bigfoot Truther who is suing the state of California. In Story #3, a Wisconsin women's restroom is plagued by a serial toilet clogger.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Julian McCullough (Soft Spot podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, two men get into a heated fight over a glass of milk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Kevin Pollak (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, freebie train sex is caught on camera. In Story #2, a man sets his neighbor's car on fire in retaliation for the theft of his law...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kara Klenk (If You Build It show at UCB) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a woman mistakes a jail security booth for a fast food drive-thru.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Seth Green (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a naked man on an ATV leads the authorities on a chase. Story #2 features a man who tries to get out of a DUI by offering the cop weed. In Story #3, a man steals a pot of meatballs. Finally, a voicemail from Kris Kristofferson wraps up the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Amy Miller (Who's Your God? podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man's obituary paints a riveting picture.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, author Brad Meltzer joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, customers are surprised by porn at Burger King. Then, the guys talk about Brad's new book, The Escape Artist, before getting into Story #2, in which a...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, an argument between a man and a woman result in the loss of a gold tooth. Plus, Steven Seagal calls ...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in a live episode of Dumb People Town! In Story #1, two men fight for the title of World's Biggest Penis. In Story #2, a man is found drunk and naked l...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined again by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for another DPT minisode! In this week’s story, the cops chase down a particularly dumb drunk driver. Then, a voicemail from Dr. Phil!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Andy Richter (CONAN) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a fight over cheesecake leads to an arrest. Story #2 features a mailbox full of fish. In Story #3, a woman pulls multiple worms out of her e...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Hampton Yount (Suicide Buddies podcast, MST3K) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a naked Florida man robs a bank and throws money at onlookers. Plus, a voicemail from Mark Wahlberg!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Brian Posehn joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man is arrested for aggravated assault after stealing Slim Jims. Story #2 features a drunk driver who calls the cops on himself. In Story #3, a man hurls a cup of clam chowder at a woman’s car. Finally, a voicemail from Nic Cage, who has an interesting business proposition.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Nate Craig for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Utah man tries to rob a bank with a stolen car...but forgets the keys in the bank.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Pete Holmes (Crashing, You Made It Weird) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man’s own sword is used against him. Then, they talk about season 2 of Pete’s show Crashing, before getting in Story ...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian and youtuber Nick Antonyan for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a man skis a rocket bike off of a roof and falls on a fence.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Jamie Lee (HBO's Crashing) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man in Russia drives a stolen tank into a supermarket and steals a bottle of wine. In Story #2, fed up with searching for the perfec...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall) live from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1, a man sets the garage on fire in retaliation after his roommate draws phallic symbols on his face while he was passed out. S...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a trail of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos lead the cops straight to perpetrators of a robbery.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Neal Brennan (Female Brain, 3 Mics, Chappelle’s Show) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a man punches an ATM that gives him too much money. In Story #2, a man calls 911 to complain about the size of his meal. Then, Story #3 features a man who feels like he’s been robbed. Finally, Al Gore leaves a voicemail about the recent wild fires!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Time for another DPT minisode! This week the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Barry Rothbart (Downward Dog, Get High & Save the World podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is rescued after stealing a swan boat and marooning himself on a f...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang! Bang!) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a youtube prankster cements in his head in a microwave. Story #2 features a woman who loves having sex with ghosts. Then in s...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the very first DPT minisode, the Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Kyle Ayers (Boast Rattle, Never Seen It podcast)! In this week’s story, a man is arrested for getting into a fight with another man over shrimp.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedians John Early & Kate Berlant (The Characters, Search Party, 555) join the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a West Virginia man torches a strip club to keep his girlfriend from stripping. Story #2 features a...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Joey CoCo Diaz (The Church of What's Happening Now) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, four Teslas are stolen by four separate men. Story #2 stars a hungry night owl who takes matters into his own...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Todd Glass joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a bizarre incident involving a man covered in deer blood. Story #2 brings us a self-taught rocket scientist / limo driver. Story #3 is the tale of a...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk come to you live from Houston, joined by comedian and actor Joe DeRosa (Better Call Saul, Emotional Hangs)! The group recounts some Jan Flato facts before jumping into Story #1, which is the tale of a man who h...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Tony Hinchcliffe (Kill Tony, One Shot) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, a theft of holiday decorations involving a shark, a T-Rex, and the zoo. Story #2 brings us a Ferrari thief who ain't got gas mone...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian and actor Nikki Glaser (Not Safe with Nikki Glaser) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk on Dumb people Town! In Story #1, we visit a movie theater where a couple is caught in a compromising position. Story #2 lets us know that when you're here, you're family. Story #3 brings a rousing Rascal Safeway theft. To wrap up the show, "Making A Murderer" "star" Ken Kratz joins the show to talk mandatory hugs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Writer/Producer/Fellow Feral Podcaster Dan Harmon (Rick & Morty, Harmontown) makes his grand return to Dumb People Town with the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk! The group discusses desk buttons before jumping into Story #1, in which a Florida couple unsuccessfully fakes a break-in. In Story #2, a stolen rental car caper goes south. Story #3 brings Australian Maccas shenanigans. To wrap up the show, Mark Wahlberg joins the gang to discuss upcoming projects, his checkered past, and holiday plans.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, actor and comedian Steve Agee (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, We're No Doctors) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Steve recounts military school before jumping into Story #1, in which a man finds himself locked in a ...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian and podcaster Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny, Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo) visits The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Jimmy tells the story of an encounter with a fan, and then in Story #1, we hear all about an ina...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Judah Friedlander (30 Rock, Bordertown) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group talks about the story behind Judah's new standup special, "America Is The Greatest Country In The United States," before we jump into Story #1, in which a Florida politician purports to have met aliens. In Story #2 brings us a man who slides into the police's DM's. And Story #3 is the tale of a supposedly unlawful sing-along. To wrap up the episode, a voicemail from actor Adam Driver about the new Star Wars trailer!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, actor/improviser/writer/podcasting mover-and-shaker Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black, With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! The group discusses Lauren's recent trip to Vegas before ...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Breckin Meyer (Robot Chicken) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! In Story #1, moaning sounds from a car sparks concern from an officer. We find out why Breckin recently bought a sword before diving into Story #2, which involves a flaming broom. Breckin tells the story of the Robot Chicken's genesis, before Story #3 brings us an alleged time-traveller. To wrap up the episode, Randy Newman joins the show to share some controversial new tunes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Jay Larson (The Crabfeast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 starts with a bank robbery and ends with an arrest at KFC. In Story #2, we learn about a new service for people who just want to snuggle. Story ...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Bert Kreischer (Bertcast) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Virk in Dumb People Town! Story #1 brings us up a tree in Regina. DVK tells his own personal story of falling from a tree, and the group discusses Sober October. In Story #...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Matt Besser (Upright Citizens Brigade, improv4humans) drives his minivan all the way down to Dumb People Town! Along with Matt, the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk jump into Story #1, in which a swingers party goes south real quick. The group ta...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian and friend of the pod Dave Anthony (The Dollop) makes a grand return to Dumb People Town, driven there by a bear! Dave talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about The Dollop and LA Podfest before jumping into Story #1, in which a...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, incredible comedian, sartorial dynamo, and podcaster extraordinaire Paul F. Tompkins (Bojack Horseman, SPONTANEANATION) jogs over to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk talk to Paul about trying forging new paths before diving i...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Keegan-Michael Key (Friends From College, Key & Peele) calmly drives to Dumb People Town with a nail embedded in his chest! Keegan talks to the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about the power of surprise in comedy, before jumping into Story #1, i...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) rides on the wing of a plane all the way to Dumb People Town! The Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk discuss Adam's television show, Adam Ruins Everything, in which Adam spills the truth-beans on all sorts of sub...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, amazing comedian Jen Kirkman (Just Keep Livin'?) joins the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk down in Dumb People Town! DVK shares his real life Seinfeld moment, before jumping into Story #1, in which police light a naked man on fire. Jen sheds so...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, actor and comedian Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast on the Left, Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell) rides a ghost train all the way down to Dumb People Town! The guys give us an update on Jan Flato before getting into Story #1, in which a dared...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian, actor, writer, and new vegan Tig Notaro (One Mississippi) makes the trip down to Dumb People Town riding on the hood of a car! Tig tells the Sklars and Daniel Van Kirk about how her diet amazingly helped her chronic pain before div...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.