Dumb People Town

Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A man places a very special order at a McDonald'sSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, James Adomian visits the town and immediately gets a Greenlee from tcpalm.com about a Popeyes theft. In Story 2, from , thefloridatimes.com, a band robbery and grand theft auto chase ends in swimming and tears. And finally, in Story 3, from nbcnews.com, a child has hundreds of tooth-like structures removed.This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Jen Kirkman comes to town! In Story 1, from pjstar.com, a man is punched after declining a sip of a stranger's hooch. In Story 2, from nj.com, a woman is startled when Pennywise the Clown floats down into her backyard. And finally, in Story 3, from abcnews.go.com, a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow has disappeared after setting off on a paddle boat.Listen to Jen's new podcast Having Funlessness!Go get Dan's new album, "Thanks, Diane" - available for pre-order now, and dropping on November 15th!This episode is sponsored by Bad Batch, a new podcast from Wondery: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-batch/id1482851200See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this weeks mini, we have a Greenlee!!! Andrew Lopez visits town to discuss the story of a man who tries to answer the questions of how many beers is too many.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dumb People Town comes to the Bell House in Brooklyn for their LIVE with musical guest Rhett Miller. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Aparna Nancherla and Michael Che with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the story of a man who is falsely accused of stealing and takes great measures to prove his innocence. For story 2, WE HAVE A GREENLEE with a report of an avocado causing a problem. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys welcome Rachel Bloom to town to talk about a house with a neighborhood stalker. In story 2, a woman sets new bizarre record. In story 3 Australians get the chance to have a wedding with an incredible theme. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com, a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action over their popular chicken sandwich. In story 3 a man try to avoid a sobriety test.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the first story where a woman gets caught in a rural area in a possible robbery. For the next story…WE HAVE A GREENLEE!!!! A man takes himself to the police station to reveal he was holding contraband. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too much info during a robbery. In the final story, karma catches up with a condiment thief. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a household items in her nachos and in story three a man claims to have a time machine and to be from the future.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested for allowing her daughters to have a dangerous pool party. In the third story, a traffic stop reveals a car full of contraband. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man misplaces his airpod that turns up in an extremely unexpected place. In story 3, a man gets rescued in a final attempt to free his drone from a tree. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A boy get carried away while paying with magnetsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighboring business less sweet. In the third story, a baker makes a very special birthday cake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Derek Waters joins the show! In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrongStory 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gunStory 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song! After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites! Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine! To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat. In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas! Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose. In Story 3, we almost lose a grandma. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.Story 3 is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests. Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more! Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork. Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.