Dumb People Town

Zach Bornstein visits town to discuss a man who is fed up with a truck partially parked on his lawn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Michael McMillian comes to town to hear a story from the BBC about two people who make the most of a banking error. Then Dan has some exciting Jan Flato updates! In Story 2 from Tampabay.com, a man is arrested after a failed attempts at a surgical procedure. Then in story 3 from The Tennessean, a school bans Harry Potter books for a very logical reason. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael Rosenbaum and Chris Sullivan (from In Love... podcast) come to town to hear about a clash over a bulk trash cart that quickly escalates. In story 2, a brides sister takes the invitation to wear whatever she wants seriously. In story 3, a woman refuses to complete a drive-thru visit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dave Holmes is in town to talk about a man who sues about a run in at an Insane Clown Posse concert. In story 2, a man pursues legal action over their popular chicken sandwich. In story 3 a man try to avoid a sobriety test.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dumb People Town returns to Largo for their LIVE show with Pete Yorn. After a few Flatos, the guys welcome Andy Richter and Kate Micucci with the Florida Man Game. Then they discuss the first story where a woman gets caught in a rural area in a possible robbery. For the next story…WE HAVE A GREENLEE!!!! A man takes himself to the police station to reveal he was holding contraband. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A man has a special relationship with a squirrel. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fortune Feimster comes to town to talk about a man who aggressively demands a ride from a stranger. In story 2, a Cleveland bank robber provides too much info during a robbery. In the final story, karma catches up with a condiment thief. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys welcome Harland Williams to town to hear about a couple who have uninvited visitors to their Airbnb. In the second story, a man checks in to a hospital and doesn’t notice that they’ve performed the wrong procedure. In the final story, a mans discovers a problem with his eye. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda Seales comes to Town to talk about a movement who has doubts about birds. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Todd Barry stops by Dumb People Town to hear about a man caught breaking into a house with an unusual partner in crime. In story two, a woman finds a household items in her nachos and in story three a man claims to have a time machine and to be from the future.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of WellRed Trae Crowder and Drew Morgan of the WellRed podcast join the podcast join the guys to talk about a man who takes an interesting opportunity to praise God. In story two, a man gets arrested attempting to claim a backpack filled with illegal substances. In story three, a man advertises something personal that he enjoys on a bumper sticker. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After winning a meat raffle, a drunken prank involving pork chops ruins a fellow bar goers career.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It) stops by hear about a man makes a bomb as a prank on his friend. In story two, a woman is arrested for allowing her daughters to have a dangerous pool party. In the third story, a traffic stop reveals a car full of contraband. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor Tomlinson pays a visit to town to hear about a couple of stolen cars get involved in an unusual chase and crash. In story 2, a Taiwanese man misplaces his airpod that turns up in an extremely unexpected place. In story 3, a man gets rescued in a final attempt to free his drone from a tree. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A boy get carried away while paying with magnetsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To start off a very special Dumb People Town Live from Largo, Joey Ryan of The Milk Carton Kids sings the theme song. After a few Flatos, the guys celebrate guests Lauren Lapkus and Patton Oswalt with the Florida Man Birthday game. Then they discuss story 1 where a scantily clad woman breaks into a house and surprises the homeowner. In story 2, a man and his stylish cat are caught, also breaking into a house. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia Sweeney visits to hear about a man who has an adventure on a riding lawn mower. In story two, a business owner makes sweet treats at a neighboring business less sweet. In the third story, a baker makes a very special birthday cake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Florida cop has been disciplined for allowing a couple under arrest to smoke, kiss, cuddle, and otherwise engage in sexual activity while they were in the rear of a police cruiser!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jim Jefferies visits to the guys to hear about a postal worker who gets in trouble but it's not his fault! In the second story, a woman enjoys a few drinks and gets takes a bag that doesn't belong to her. The third story a Rotary Club in Michigan celebrates with a 1998 Saturn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Derek Waters joins the show! In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrongStory 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gunStory 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song! After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites! Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine! To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man birthdays!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat. In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas! Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose. In Story 3, we almost lose a grandma. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show! In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation.Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane.Story 3 is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show!In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests. Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more! Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork. Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos! Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog. Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee! In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees! Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a naked man chase, a Greenlee about a garbage artist, and a cake/vacuum theft at a Dairy Queen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet. In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dana Gould joins the show!In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Hampton Yount joins the show!In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week A.D. Miles joins the show!In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.Visit patreon.com/dumbpeopletown for exclusive video episodes, bonus content, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletownSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV. Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife. Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.