Dumb People Town

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman. Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison Haislip joins the show this week! In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant. Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more. Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.To hear an extended interview with the Lucas Brothers that runs the gamut from rat insurance to R. Kelly, plus the full back catalog of ad-free episodes, ad-free new episodes, AND multiple bonus/extended episodes every month, make sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium at StitcherPremium.com! Plus, for a free month, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code STARBURNS!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake. Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb People Town this week! In Story 1, a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation. For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer. For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age. Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.This holiday season, don’t just upgrade your phone, upgrade your wireless provider and switch to Mint Mobile! Take advantage of this Mint Mobile holiday deal before it’s gone! Get 3 months of wireless for $20, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, by going to MintMobile.com/DPT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight. Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer! In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee! Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house. In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles. In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort. Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton swims on down the river to Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a man who exposed himself at a bar and attempted to swim away from police.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian Arden Myrin visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, we meet a man whose dream job actually involves dreaming... and cats. Then the group swaps some stories, including Arden's very own hometown tale!In the final segment: a new, super-creepy food delivery service.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and author Greg Behrendt joins the DPT crew! Raising a child is expensive. In today's story, some parents learn this lesson the hard way when their toddler discovers an envelope full of cash.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Chad Daniels makes his way to Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a group of joyriding teens rob a pot dispensary... but steal the wrong herb. Story 2 brings us a spicy ramen challenge that sends a woman to the hospital. In Story 3 is the tale of a long overdue debt finally being settled.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve "Guess The" Agee returns to Dumb People Town! The gang discusses a drunken, uniquely-named man who sets fire to his own house.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian/actor Jon Glaser moseys on down to Dumb People Town!In Story 1: A woman steals an ambulance and leads the police in a high speed chase.Story 2 brings us a naked man "minding his own business" in the woods.Story 3 is the tale of a topless woman armed with a sword and some meth.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Andy Peters joins the guys to discuss a story in which a man just wanted someone to watch his dog, but ended up with a lubey surprise.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Harmontown's own Jeff B. Davis makes a visit to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us a man taking care of yard work in the buff. Story 2 is the tale of a fight caused by vegetables. In Story 3, we hear all about a woman who resists arrest in a uniquely disgusting way.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Wendi Starling and Megan Rice of Starburns Audio's Jammerz join the guys to discuss a story about some extremely confrontational raccoons. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian Greg Fitzsimmons comes down to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us an entrepreneurial couple who have invented a new twist on the drive-thru. Story 2 is the tale of an unfortunately placed electric fence. For Story 3, we hear all about a robber who's really bad at robbing.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Karl Hess (Yelling About Pâté) joins the guys for a DPT minisode to discuss a story in which a woman spends quite some time fiddling with her rear end.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, esteemed actor and maker-of-funnies Jon Hamm returns to Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a very sorry, very naked man starts a cookie-fire. Story 2 brings us a (now unemployed) school principal who picks a unique way to welcome the new kindergarteners. Story 3 is the tale of a man who finds strength in the power of song during his ...journey. I'm sorry!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ngaio Bealum joins the guys to riff on the tale of a fully nude man pacing in circles, making engine noises, and driving an imaginary racecar.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town this week! In Story 1: some dancing, a stranger's car, and fabric softener. Story 2 brings us a man who pulls a reverse Cool Hand Luke. Story 3 is the tale of a very confused couple.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Brody Stevens joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman completes the double whammy of both lighting herself on fire and kicking a police officer in the groin. Enjoy it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Matt Braunger (Advice From a Dipshit) makes his glorious return to Dumb People Town! In Story 1, we meet a Florida security guard with a pungent pastime that gets him canned. Story 2 brings us an ol' fashioned cousin-robbery. Story 3 is a troubling tale of testicular trauma. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's mini, the guys are joined by Stella's Andrea Rosen to discuss the story of a deadbeat dad who lived under a silly alias to avoid paying child support for decades.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a live episode from the Pet-a-llama Comedy Festival, the gang gets into some Flato updates. Then they're joined by comedian Emma Arnold into the stories. Story 1 : Planet Earth: Dumb People Town. Story 2 brings a woman who left her contact lens in a little too long -- as in, decades too long. Then the gang breaks down some Townie-provided stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.