Dumb People Town

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf!In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much! Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse! Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet. In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Dana Gould joins the show!In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping.Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver.Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Hampton Yount joins the show!In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road.In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two.Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week A.D. Miles joins the show!In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future.Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit. Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories! Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures. Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond billionaire who died during penis enlargement surgery.Visit patreon.com/dumbpeopletown for exclusive video episodes, bonus content, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her toilet, and an exhaustive list of bizarre and random items Americans got stuck in their orifices in 2018. It's a night of rollicking laughs and silliness between old friends. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletownSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aaron Urist joins the show to discuss the story of a man arrested after biting a man while arguing about conspiracy theories... in a hot tub.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Pete Holmes joins the show! In Story 1, a man's dentures become evidence in a burglary investigation. In a Stitcher Exclusive interview, the group discusses the challenge of tackling the comedy world on TV. Story 2 brings us a man who tries to attack a neighbor with a stun gun and a ulu knife. Story 3 is the tale of a woman on a scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can outside of a Walmart for hours.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Corinne Fisher joins the show!Story 1 is a wild crime spree in Hoboken involving Snapple, a nail salon, bare buttocks, and Hennessy!Story 2 brings us a woman who lived with a plastic pill packet in her throat for days without realizing it.Story 3 is the tale of a Pennsylvania police department looking for drunk volunteers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nate Craig joins the show to discuss a fight inside an elementary school that ends in a car crash!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Brent Weinbach joins the show! In Story 1: A dummy fails to rob an Arby's. Story 2 is the tale of an illegal game of bumper cars. Story 3 brings us a drunk man who sleeps on a dog bed with a giant dog... in the wrong home.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Tim Heidecker joins the show!For Story 1, we have a Greenlee in which some folks with historical names are jailed. Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who fights inflatable snowman. Story 3 is the tale of a man who uses pizza as a weapon against his father.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Mary Lynn Rajskub joins the show this week! In Story 1: A Dollar Tree candy theft that escalates quickly. Story 2 brings us a burglar who makes himself at home. And Story 3 is the tale of a fight at a holiday party after an argument about magical spells.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison Haislip joins the show this week! In Story 1, a man slips down a grease vent at a Chinese restaurant. Story 2 is the tale of a Florida wedding reception that results in a stabbing, a balcony fall, and more. Story 3 brings us edible butthole chocolates.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DJ Douggpound joins the show to discuss the tale of automobile shenanigans when a car flies through the air and into a house!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson visit Dumb People Town in a very special live episode from SF Sketchfest! In Story 1 is a harrowing tale of the worst neighbor of all time.Story 2 involves a wedding photographer went above and beyond the call of duty.Then some Townies bring some stories, including: a Greenlee, a Christmas-ham-throwing incident, a naked man with a gun and a samurai sword, road tenders, and more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Rhea Butcher joins the show to discuss the tale of a fugitive who wins the heart of local police for his response to a wanted ad.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Rory Scovel joins the show!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Zach Martina joins the guys to discuss the tale of a bank robber who is nabbed during a cab ride to the liquor store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Kenny and Keith Lucas visit Dumb People Town! Story 1 is the tale of an unexpected party. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman who refuse to leave a porch, and Story 3 is an ash-burglary.To hear an extended interview with the Lucas Brothers that runs the gamut from rat insurance to R. Kelly, plus the full back catalog of ad-free episodes, ad-free new episodes, AND multiple bonus/extended episodes every month, make sure to sign up for Stitcher Premium at StitcherPremium.com! Plus, for a free month, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code STARBURNS!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedians Jesse Neil and Keith Kingbay join the guys to discuss the tale of a half-naked woman who causes a scene at a restaurant after falling through the ceiling... twice.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Eliza Skinner joins the show this week! In Story 1, a series of horrible decisions starts in a strip club and ends with a man in the nude, after a bizarre kidnapping. Story 2 is the tale of a poorly executed birthday cake. Then, in Story 3, some scary dumbness on the high seas.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Beth Lapides joins the show to discuss the tale of an Airbnb "Super Host" who breaks into his guest house while it's being rented!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hilarious Jo Koy visits Dumb People Town this week! In Story 1, a boy gets himself into high speed chase because his mother took away his Playstation. For Story 2, a Belgian robbery is foiled. Story 3 is the tale of a service dog's feces ruining a flight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Forrest Shaw joins the guys to discuss a story in which a woman is jailed after hitting her husband and brother in a quest for beer!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Fahim Anwar joins the show!In Story 1, a naked man sneaks around before munching on some ramen.Story 2 brings us a widows who holds onto her late husband's... tattoos.Story 3 is the age-old tale of a wedding crasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ryan Singer joins the show to discuss a story in which a man attacks a group of teenage girls dressed as zombies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian/musician Kate Micucci visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a woman in a store farts and pulls a knife on an offended customer. For Story 2, a Dutch positivity trainer appeals to change his age. Story 3 is the tale of a man who is accused of stealing candy from Walmart.This holiday season, don’t just upgrade your phone, upgrade your wireless provider and switch to Mint Mobile! Take advantage of this Mint Mobile holiday deal before it’s gone! Get 3 months of wireless for $20, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, by going to MintMobile.com/DPT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer/comedian Spike Feresten joins the guys to discuss the tale of a stolen toilet!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One hundred episodes of Dumb People Town! To celebrate the milestone Jason, Randy, and Daniel are joined by comedy heavy-hitters Will Forte & Zach Galifianakis, as well as Ted Leo of Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, at the legendary LA venue, Largo at the Coronet!In Story 1, a would-be burglar falls through a Waffle House ceiling.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who is a fan of Girl Scout Cookies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of.Story 3 brings us a truly disgusting cake.Then some Townies share stories involving crocs and alligators, and a man thirsty for paint!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Matt Letscher visits Dumb People Town to discuss a story in which a woman gives the gift of... her belly button. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Kyle Kinane ventures to Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a man busts into several homes looking for someone to fight. Story 2 brings us a bar patron who gets angry after someone turns off Black Sabbath. Story 3 is the tale of an Antarctic stabbing incident that occurred over... book spoilers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Holly Laurent visits the show to discuss the story of a wildfire started by a gender-reveal party!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian (and Canadian) Jon Dore visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1: a vicious fight at a gender-reveal party at Applebee's. Story 2 is the tale of a man who makes trouble outside a Medieval Times -- then that same night, skinny-dips in a shark tank. (It may or may not have been Rob Ford.)Story 3 brings us cookies baked with a special ingredient: Grandma.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan Sickler joins Jason, Randy, and Dan to discuss a drunken man who disrupts a wedding reception by committing a dancing infraction and starting a fight.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason, Randy, and Daniel start the show off with some Flato-isms, then are joined by a bonafide expert in doing dumb things, comedian Bert Kreischer! In Story 1, we've got a Greenlee! Two women were arrested after trying to re-enact a scene from Dirty Dancing in a wine store.Story 2 is the tale of a woman who claims a ghost dragged her child across the floor and possessed him, so she enlists a professional named Spooky Julie to help.Then some Townies bring news stories of their own! Including: a wild car chase, the story of a true-life forensic scientist who experiences dumb criminals all day long, appliance-thieves who left their phone number at the scene of the crime, and a man who burned down his house while trying to incinerate spiders!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys are joined by comedian Greg Hess to discuss a story involving a mysterious fiery hole in Arkansas!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian Andrew Santino visits Dumb People Town! In Story 1, a man is arrested after booby-trapping a federal agent.Story 2 is a Greenlee! It's the tale of a shirtless man hanging out by the dumpsters and causing a disturbance.In Story 3, the name of a new strip club has some citizens concerned.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week comedian Mo Mandel joins the guys for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a criss-crossing crime spree in Billings, Montana!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, comedian/actor Mary Holland visits Dumb People Town!In Story 1, a housemaid thoroughly cleans her client's liquor cabinet. For Story 2, a man gets stabbed at a haunted house. In Story 3, a suspicious man on the roof claims he's dying.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This Friday, comedian Chris Cubas comes on down to Dumb People Town to discuss a botched watch theft in Florida involving a barbecue joint, a conspicuous getaway vehicle, and a Wawa!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the legendary Kevin Nealon comes on down to Dumb People Town! Story 1 brings us a crook who tries to commit robbery using Scrabble tiles. In Story 2: this isn't Harry Potter, but a boy finds himself under attack from Voldemort. Story 3 is the tale of a man who cracked some malt liquor open in a questionable location.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton swims on down the river to Dumb People Town to discuss the story of a man who exposed himself at a bar and attempted to swim away from police.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.