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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:22:17  Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20  A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12  Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15  I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05  My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19  My Italian Heritage 22:57:09  The First All Black Women Debate Champions […] The post A Christmas Menstruation Miracle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […] The post Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I’m up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Today’s 12 Days Of DV Deals 01:33:13  Introduction 04:04:16  I’d Be Good At Making Depressing Christmas Music 08:04:08  My Favorite Red Sovine Song: Dead Kid On Santa’s Lap 11:55:01  A Dysfunctional Family Fight Over Tortillas 19:27:04  Meade Upset With Me Regarding His Height 22:02:00  Meade Skelton Working On A DV Theme […] The post Little Billy’s Cancer Christmas Jubilee first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03  Introduction 03:15:05  A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04  The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23  Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01  Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08  Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04  Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13  A Bunch […] The post The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03  Introduction 03:50:18  Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09  More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24  A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […] The post Cosmetic Nipple Puffing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00  Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17  Introduction 03:21:14  Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08  Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03  That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01  Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23  The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19  Bros Sharing […] The post Hot Dog Juice Is A Maggot Aphrodisiac first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: My years of making fun of the low battery smoke alarm have finally come back to haunt me. It’s a best of show today for the weirdest of reasons. Checking In With NAMBLA Lois Gags On Peter Gay Whites: STOP TALKING BLACK Eating Feces In Court Sign Up For The Sideshow and […] The post High Chair Hunks And Jungle Gym Glory Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 01:42:23  Introduction 03:17:16 Distorted View Daily Turns […] The post 20 Years Of Distorted View + Rate That Vagina! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Today’s DV Store Deal 02:39:10  Introduction […] The post Stylish Leather Diapers For The Incontinent Hard Rocker first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Not a member of the Sideshow? We’ve got some Holiday Sideshow Deals! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New Sideshow – hosted right here on distortedview.com! Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:23  Homo For The Holidays […] The post Planning Your Next Cum Dump Party first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Cyber Monday Sideshow deal is on! Bonus: you’ll be the first to have access to the New […] The post A High Pressure Dick Injection Sales Pitch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s Black Friday weekend! I have some great deals for you! – 20% off everything in the DV Store! Just use promo code FREAK (Must spend at least $10 for code to work) https://shop.distortedview.com Not a member of the Sideshow? You’ll never find lower prices! The Black Friday Sideshow deal is on! […] The post My Pizza-Faced, Tiny-Boobed, Stripper Princess first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  DV Store Radio 02:02:23  Introduction 05:57:13  Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21  The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00  The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15  The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08  The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07  The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07  A Very Gay Man […] The post Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:04  Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20  Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13  More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03  Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01  Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […] The post Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  The Softer Side Of The Distorted View Store 00:29:12  Introduction 02:53:01  A New Horrifying Youtard / Lolcow 07:04:18  AnacondaSin’s Sexual Exploits / Fetishes  17:40:02 Level 2 Security Officer / Actor / Debater Vs. Random Hispanic Neighbor 24:49:15  Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy 28:10:03  Bad LGBTQ Singers 32:53:02  Become A Member Of […] The post Sperm Dripping Out Like Gravy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13  Introduction 02:29:02  Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00  If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04  You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24  Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08  Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […] The post Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:05  The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18  Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23  Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12  Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05  Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13  Support […] The post Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:01:19  Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18  Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10  Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15  Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20  Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11  Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:19  Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year 18:49:20  Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed 27:16:17  Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer 31:42:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:28:14 The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent 39:08:20  Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex 44:36:17 Home Alone […] The post Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:24:00  Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10  Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05  Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17  Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01  Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23  Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09  Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15  Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […] The post Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:02  Introduction 02:01:23  Election Results 04:47:15  To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump  05:45:12  To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00  Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22  More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21  Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20  Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16  Introduction  05:02:04  Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03  Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20  Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk  28:46:19  Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00  Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:03  Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16  The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23  Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21  Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19  Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00  New Viral […] The post How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:18  The Dating Requirements Of A Fart And Shit Loving Incel 22:20:09  Meade’s Lost Sweet Tea And Politics Video 33:30:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:55:15 Horrible Way To Die 1: Backing Yourself Into A Plane Propeller 40:39:09 Horrible Way To Die 2: Baking Yourself In A Commercial Oven 45:04:06 […] The post The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24  Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan 05:06:15  Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March  08:19:10  Donald Trump Live In The Studio 13:20:05  Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer 16:10:05  National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate 20:10:22  Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again […] The post Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:10  Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts 04:30:22  Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King 09:18:00  Obese Christian “Weight Lifting” 13:14:20  October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement 21:34:18  Homeless People Being Gangstalked 25:50:09  Bred Down On The Plantation 29:59:15  Become A Sideshow Member!  30:28:01  Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat  35:44:11  Highschool […] The post Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:01  A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak 07:12:01  An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup 11:58:17  Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice 17:44:07  Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud 20:40:07  Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God 22:54:05  Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery 28:21:20 […] The post Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:24  Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action 05:18:09  Human Death Rattle 08:31:13  Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued) 11:07:08  Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers 17:07:19  Meade Gains More Weight 18:32:00  Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God 20:55:05  Extreme Predator Catchers 26:19:23  Sign Up For […] The post First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I’m running late with the brand new Sideshow exclusive episode today. I’ll be posting that for paying freaks a little later today. In the meantime, here’s a Best-Of Show for everyone. Enjoy! Newest Mail Unboxing Video! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On […] The post Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:48:02  Check Out My (Mail) Sack 05:42:24  A DV Freak In A Major Motion Picture 10:56:20  God Ransacks A Mormon Church 17:48:10  Idiot Mistakes Greek Flag For Israel Flag. Stupidity Ensues 20:56:18  Martial Arts Is Satanic 23:46:06  Meade Skelton’s Trad Life / Lyme Disease 34:47:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:56:16  Halloween Sextastic Tuesday 03:54:01  Banged By A Rotting Zombie Corpse 18:53:23  E-mail Correction From Meade 21:42:18 Meade Skelton’s New Political Chat Series – Episode 1: I’m a White Christian Nationanilst 26:18:16  President Of The Seven Continents Flies Frontier Air 29:49:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 31:23:13  Drunk Daddy […] The post The Cold Clumpy Semen Of Horny Zombies first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:24:10  Raunchy Music Remixes 05:12:22  A Racist Governor’s Biracial Cabaret Act 10:32:16  Meade’s Latest Live Gig 12:32:13  A Mass Brony Wedding 19:49:16  Getting Election Spam From Candidate’s Dogs Now 26:37:21  Rapper That Sounds Like He’s Having An Asthma Attack 30:02:18  Sign Up For The Sideshow For Eternal Salvation! 31:39:22  Bath […] The post A Mass Brony Wedding (Featuring Plushie Pony Brides) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.