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On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Prolapse Cannoli first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […] The post Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […] The post Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […] The post Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […] The post Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […] The post Mysteries of the Easily Explainable first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […] The post Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […] The post International House of Whores & Wurst first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: On Today’s Show: Episode Highlights Freak Community Social: Twitter & Instagram @distortedview | Facebook /distortedviewshow Email: [email protected] Voicemails: 206-666-4463 Support DV: Sideshow Memberships | Patreon Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.” Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025 Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition) Game: Drugged or Electrocuted Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The […] The post The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the Show: Segments & Highlights 🎧 Proximity Chat vs. VR Families 💨 The Science of Dick Queefs 🤯 Neo-Pronouns, Tics & Piercings 🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🛒 Kroger’s Patriotic Alternatives 🌎 News From the Edge 😂 Dawson Corner Listener Voicemails Proximity Chat’s Newest Masterpiece: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO […] The post The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Queefs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Voicemails: Links & Extras: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post FIXED AUDIO: How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show Voicemails Closing Notes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post How to Ruin Your Life With a Box of Dildos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 🛒 Sponsors & Support: Listener Sponsorships – For just $25, sponsor the show and hear your name (or anything you want) on DV. Adam & Eve – Use promo code FREAK at checkout for 50% off almost any item + 10 free gifts + free shipping. Distorted View […] The post King Cucumber Gets Lost In Queen’s Coochie Cave first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Episode Sponsor: Thanks to Haley’s Comet for sponsoring today’s stupidity and praising DV’s commitment to hard-hitting “porn news journalism.” Want to sponsor? Just $25 via PayPal at [email protected]. 🎶 Musical Oddities 🪦 RIP King Cobra JFS 🎤 Cringe Performances 🚔 Cop Cam Chaos 🍳 Florida Follies 📞 Listener Voicemails 📢 Join The […] The post Welcome To IHOP, I’ll Be Your Lesbian Predator first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show! Enjoy, and I’ll be back on Monday with a new dose of utter stupidity! Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Semen Tainted Flutes Revisited first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a […] The post Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post “I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com | […] The post Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: [email protected]💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: [email protected] 👑 Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now at distortedview.com […] The post Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted […] The post Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The post Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the club remix […] The post Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The post Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stored cancer meds. Lawyers, form […] The post Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🪞On Today’s Encore Episode of Distorted View Daily… 🔹 Harder, Harder, HARDER! Take a retro ride back to the 1970s with a sultry sex-ed documentary that definitely wasn’t shown in schools.🔹 A DV classic: Tim explores the ins, outs, and etiquette of glory holes with a self-proclaimed expert named Mark. Spoiler alert: […] The post Glory Hole Etiquette And The Art Of Stealthing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […] The post Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Poop Lasagna On The High Seas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – June 27, 2025 (Friday Edition)🚨 “AI Abuse, Hot Dog Wars, and a Nature Boy’s Natural Disaster” 🚨 On Today’s Episode:🧠 Artificial Intelligence? More like Artificial Insanity! 🎮 Mario Kart World: The Rage-Inducing Hellscape 🥵 Six-Year-Old Snack Reviews, Unfiltered 🌭 Murder Over a Hot Dog 💩 […] The post Dating An AI Chatbot Boyfriend: From Virtual Romance to Digital Domestic Abuse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […] The post Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🗓 Today on the Show: 📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: [email protected]🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow Our New PO Box […] The post There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be StoppedMeet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO UnhingedTim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops […] The post My Mom Didn’t Let Me Suck Her Tits, So I Became a Bear first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🦠 On Today’s Show: 📦 Featured Image Today:The cover of The Horse Whisper Chronicles: The Tales of Timothy Bethesda Henson — AI-generated masterpiece starring Tim, Unicorn Hamster, Tone-Deaf Sean, and the villainous Squirtteenth Birthday 🧠 Programming Notes: 🎙️ Support the Show: 💵 Or join the sideshow via Patreon.com/DistortedView — just $5/month gets […] The post One Prostitute’s Battle With Under-Stomach Swamp Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Monday, June 16th, 2025💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 💩 Plus: 🧠 Quote of the Day:“I want like a restaurant-style soda fountain… filled with me.” – Tim, planning his posthumous beverage legacy 🔥 Join the Sideshow for exclusive shows, […] The post Liquid Death Water Demon Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.