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On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♂️ It’s Friday the 13th…and something sticky this way comes. In today’s jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted […] The post Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: ✨ Today on the Show: 🎧 Sideshow Plug: Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to ⁠distortedview.com⁠ and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming. 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 […] The post The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🔊 VOICEMAILS FEATURED TODAY: 💡 Support the Show & Keep the Stupid Flowing!Get exclusive bonus content by becoming a Sideshow member:👉 https://www.distortedview.com🎧 Available through Apple Podcasts & Spotify Premium Subscriptions🧡 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/distortedview Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Bubbles Go Up, You Stupid Fuck! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Best Of Episode: Today on the program:🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔🔹 Church youth […] The post Nickelodeon-Style Teen Toe Trafficking first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode: On Today’s Show: 🧠 Also in this episode: We review a live poop-eating challenge so you never have to. You’re welcome. Tim launches Distorted View: Tim’s Version — a re-recording of early, cringey episodes with a fresh twist for the Crude Summer series. Podcasting pioneers don’t take breaks, they take revenge on […] The post Jizz Jockey Crowned “Nut King” At The World’s First Sperm Derby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: Also in this episode: 🌟 Sideshow Deals This Week Only!👉 Monthly = $7.50👉 Yearly = $80Support DV and get exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and access to Discord.Sign up at DistortedView.com […] The post Child Predator Has A Diaper Blowout During Arrest first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode: 🎙 Featured Audio: 🧼 Sponsor Alert: This episode is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — use code FREAK to get: 🛒 Visit AdamAndEve.com and use promo code FREAK! 💬 Quote of the Show: “My new car doesn’t have doors, but it does have zip-tie seatbelts and burlap seats. It’s called EXOTIC, bitches.” […] The post Weaponized Farts? The Case of the E. Coli Face Blast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Episode Overview Host Tim Henson delivers a wild Wednesday episode filled with bizarre stories, hilarious audio, and classic DV absurdity. From a drunk streamer arguing with a text-to-speech clip to a To Catch a Predator porn parody, this show is peak chaos. Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service 2. […] The post America’s Funniest Inbred Home Videos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildo-Wielding Woman Falls Asleep Mid-Fap In Her Car first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – May 23, 2025💥 Super Masturbation Bros. 3: Tootsie Rolls and Thermal Runaways 🧠 On today’s psychotic swerve into the weekend: 🎤 Plus: 🛍️ Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com – Use code FREAK at checkout for free stuff, porn, gifts, and more. Even if you’re just moving furniture. […] The post A Teenage Mutant Ninja Lesbian Rages Over Her Obama Phone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019)🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we’re capping things off with a […] The post Calling All Predators: Tim Baits, Traps, and Trolls on a Sex Chat Hotline first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Voicemails from the Freaks: 💉 In the News: Kansas man tasered after biting officers and his own dog. Arrested. Dog’s fine. Colorado man claims 3,000 fentanyl pills are just for personal use (Judge: “lol no”). Texas woman smuggles fentanyl in her vagina. It’s the new Flintstones Chewable. WW2 grenade in a kid’s […] The post Curse Of The Fat Pussy Poltergeist first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: Mini-Episode Vibes:It’s a soft start to the week, but don’t miss tomorrow’s Sideshow-exclusive full-length show! Sign up now and get access to all the dirty, disgusting, depraved content you’ve been missing. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Rear Ended For Gaying Too Loudly first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer”, the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction […] The post How Not to Get Laid: The Super Seducer Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎵 Musical Moments: 🧴 Also in this Episode: 📞 Listener Voicemails: 📢 Programming Note: 🚗 Tim’s heading to Ashtabula, so Monday will feature a Best Of episode. New content will drop later in the day—stay tuned! 💸 Support the Show: 📬 Mailbag & Contact:✉️ [email protected]📬 P.O. Box 36268, Cincinnati, OH 45236📞 Voicemail: […] The post Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For…Well, You Know… first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🧙‍♂️ Plus: 🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com! 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:06  My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun 05:49:13  Woman Drives Through Street Fair 09:43:24  Idiot Child Gets Locked […] The post Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎈 Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🔗 Links Mentioned: 🧠 Get More DV!Join the freaks on the Sideshow for exclusive full-length episodes, bonus shows, and private RSS feeds. Sign up via the site, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or through Patreon. 🎙️ Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 01:37:23  Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03  Steven Asanti Is […] The post Pop Me Daddy – Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a […] The post Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:06:17  Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02  Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09  Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14  Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say  16:44:03  Calling Dirty Butt Lover […] The post An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:01  Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05  Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03  Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […] The post The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00  Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20  An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24  The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12  Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09  Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04  Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22  Doing Jello Shots At The […] The post AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign […] The post Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21  Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23  An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03  Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02  Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […] The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […] The post M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […] The post Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […] The post Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:55:07  Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24  Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18  Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02  Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21  Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13  Sign […] The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […] The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:31:15  I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13  Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15  More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13  Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20  Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03  Plumber […] The post Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:16  Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22  A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04  Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03  Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21  Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14  Sign Up […] The post Take The Pedophile Temptation Test first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:58:22  I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12  A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08  A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19  The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23  DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02  Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03  Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […] The post Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:18  Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04  Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14  Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24  Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07  Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06  Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14  A […] The post That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:17  It’s The Death Anniversary of Fred “God Hates F*gs” Phelps 10:17:16  Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women 14:00:00  Valentina Is At It Again – Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy 16:39:04  Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo’ing It Up 19:40:00  An Oppresed Trans Demonologist 25:18:18  Sign Up For The […] The post Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An AI Robot? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:21:02 Bathroom Design Of The 1990’s 06:17:11 Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily 17:00:08  Galileo’s Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air 19:44:06  Man Doesn’t Handle Arrest Well 27:50:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:20:21  Starbucks Boiled A Man’s Genitals 35:22:00  The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn 39:21:21 […] The post A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:31:17  It’s Pi Day And Also Steak And Blowjob Day 09:06:13  Drunk Neighbor Fight 13:23:11  Who Wants To Get Deported?  15:43:04  A Zoom Custody Hearing Goes Extremely Well 22:25:22  Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:49:22  Luigi Mangione Sex Tapes – Incoming?! 29:30:18  Who’s Peeing In The Shower? 35:24:03 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:23  Little Red Riding Homo 03:16:02  Hentai English Dub Vocal Work 11:13:04  Meade Weight Update 13:43:06  Jesse Lee Peterson Has Some Dumb Questions To Ask 20:32:20  Jesse Lee Peterson On The Word “Bitch” 23:18:00  Step Father Loses His Shit 27:49:07  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:14:07  Drunk, Drugged Up, Racist, […] The post Let The Mountain Dew Wash The Murder Away first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08  The World Hates Target 10:48:05  MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17  MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23  Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00  Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20  Dousing Your Enemy In […] The post Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you this morning! Later today I’ll be back with a new episode. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Mexican Shit Nuggets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:36:08  Pissed Off Mom Screams At Child Playing Minecraft 05:17:14  Angry Female Gamer Vs. Her Mother 12:17:15  Racist Couple On Cam Realize They’ve Made A Huge Mistake 15:18:00  Jewish Comedian Tries Out His Palestine Chunk 19:10:18  And Now For The Islamic Viewpoint…Big Yikes 24:17:07  A Moorish Linda Finkle Hall Of […] The post Armie Hammer’s Big Fat Fake Gay Sexperience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:01  Learn Christian Miracle Magic! 09:43:06  Preacher Wants To Pop Your Balloon Knot 11:15:22  A Soverign Citizen From My Hometown Talks Gibberish 15:37:03  Crazy Woman Smears Poop On Cars 18:17:24  Meade Update 23:52:11 We Missed Fat Con 2025! It Was HUGE 27:03:22  Jewish Woman With Bg Boobs Against Anti-Semitism 28:12:01 […] The post Vicious Rim Jobs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:20  I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24  Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01  A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21  Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19  Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19  Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02  Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02  Vandalising The […] The post A Penis You Can See From Space first appeared on Distorted View Daily.