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Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You

May 14, 202649 min

A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass – NEW SHOW!

May 11, 202644 min

Sex Party Line Schizophrenia

May 11, 202654 min

Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

May 8, 202651 min

You Can’t Build A Society With Tits

May 6, 202651 min

A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back

May 4, 202657 min

Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor

May 1, 202654 min

Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police

Apr 29, 202657 min

The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

Apr 27, 202646 min

Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees

Apr 25, 202620 min

Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

Apr 24, 202652 min

Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

Apr 22, 202635 min

Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom

Apr 20, 20261h 0m

A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

Apr 17, 202656 min

Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father

Apr 15, 202656 min

Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps

Apr 13, 202657 min

The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe!

🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a […] The post The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 10, 202650 min

Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […] The post Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 8, 202648 min

The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE

🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show 💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever: But wait… it gets worse. The Confession Avalanche: 👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker. ⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding Another courtroom meltdown for the ages: Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental […] The post The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 6, 202648 min

When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad

🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage […] The post When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 6, 202643 min

Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, […] The post Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 3, 202656 min

Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse

🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things […] The post Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Apr 1, 202638 min

Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half […] The post Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 30, 202647 min

The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think)

🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […] The post The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 27, 202652 min

A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge

🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new […] The post A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 25, 202648 min

Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees, […] The post Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 23, 202653 min

Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE!

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: 🚨 Duggar Drama Continues 💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell 🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga 🧑‍🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit) 🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout 🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris 📞 Voicemails 💰 Support the Show Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 20, 202649 min

Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving […] The post Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 20, 20261h 9m

Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 📰 Distorted News 🎵 Sponsor Segment 💬 Listener Interaction ☎️ Voicemails 💰 Support the Show ⚠️ Featured Image 🎬 Closing Stick around for the full Tainted Broth […] The post Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 18, 202653 min

How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart?

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate […] The post How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 16, 202654 min

Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps

🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […] The post Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 13, 202651 min

The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s […] The post The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 11, 202651 min

We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […] The post We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 9, 202652 min

Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy

🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did […] The post Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 6, 202654 min

Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage

🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time – New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first […] The post Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 5, 202635 min

My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People

🎧Episode Summary Weird News, Internet Freaks, Alexis K. Tyler Meltdown, Therian Animal Roleplay & Smart Glasses Privacy Scandal On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson returns with another packed episode of bizarre internet audio, outrageous characters, and the kind of twisted news stories that make the web such a disturbing—and hilarious—place. From a livestreaming alcoholic […] The post My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 4, 202649 min

World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode: On today’s program we take a nostalgic (and deeply offensive) trip back to the golden era of Xbox Live, when 12-year-olds and grown adults alike bonded over mutual hatred and creative slur combinations. Was online gaming more fun before moderation… or just more unhinged? You decide. Then we dive into […] The post World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Mar 2, 202650 min

Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History […] The post Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 27, 202650 min

There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works

🎧Episode Summary Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement. 🎧 Main Segments Diaper Huffing […] The post There’s A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 25, 202654 min

Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line. 🎧 Show Highlights 🤡 Internet Insanity 📰 […] The post Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 23, 202654 min

Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness. We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying […] The post Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 20, 202656 min

Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen!

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show, Timmy Boo tackles dangerously polite drivers, a brony convention meltdown, and a porn clip that introduces a phrase you’ll never be able to un-hear again. Plus, Florida delivers Valentine’s Day violence via fast-food projectile, and Olympic athletes apparently cannot stop having sex. 🎤 Cold Open A prank call from the […] The post Stop Trying To Make Stick Pussy Happen! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 18, 202648 min

Irreversible Dick Destruction

🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo is taking the holiday off, so enjoy this classic episode from 2019 while you poke around the newly expanded Sideshow Archives — now featuring 17 years of content (2004–2015 & 2021–2026), all available in your private podcast feeds when you sign up at DistortedView.com. On this throwback show: TV […] The post Irreversible Dick Destruction first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 16, 202646 min

Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives

🎧Episode Summary Happy almost-Valentine’s Day, freaks. Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of deranged internet music, furry incest porn, public racism meltdowns, and two perfectly disgusting criminal cases. On Today’s Show: 💘 Valentine’s Day Episode Sponsorship: DV listener Leo sponsors the episode as a Valentine’s gift for his very gay, very […] The post Music Is Transphobic! Plus: Daycare Laxatives first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 13, 20261h 0m

Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode: Plus: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Let The US Government Suggest The Best Foods To Shove Up Your Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 11, 202643 min

The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post The Pedophile Defense League Has Thoughts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 9, 202651 min

Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Episode Taint tanning goes fully mainstream, a Florida man commits crimes against meat itself, DoorDash drivers take hygiene terrorism to new levels, and—once again—someone discovers that explosives do not belong inside the human rectum. Plus, AI loses its damn mind, free pretzels spark a 12-minute old-man meltdown, and Tainted Broth returns […] The post Sun Your Taint And Bomb your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 4, 202653 min

Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features […] The post Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Feb 2, 202652 min

God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with miracle weight loss scams, fake deafness during an arrest, redneck Jesus fan fiction, and a man dressed as a duck turning public transit into a soggy breakfast nightmare. We kick things off with Great Moments in Voicemails, featuring nuclear-grade […] The post God Says You’re Fat — Now Hand Me Your Bank Account first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jan 30, 202646 min

I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin

🎧Episode Summary On today’s show: On today’s episode, Tim uncovers the long-lost origins of a classic DV sound clip, reconnects with a notorious blind poop freak from 2009, and somehow ends up negotiating preferred shit textures over the phone. Plus: Starbucks maggot macchiatos, Florida Man drives a flaming car, and Thursday Lane is once again […] The post I Found The “It’s Just Fun Thing” Guy… and He’s a Full-Blown Shit Goblin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Jan 28, 20261h 2m