D&D is For Nerds

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes have a magical adventure. We have free-time on a ship, wander through an elven city and meet an ancient seer. Cassius is introduced, Princess Ansley see a picture of kobolds and Leo has dreams of becoming a wizard. So join us as we braid our Dwarven beards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

D&D is for JamesIn which our heroes forget about their adventure and end up asking why Sonic the Hedgehog isn't fun anymore. We avoid a fight in the sewers, can't avoid a fight at a tower and see a dragon. Hya meets an old friend, Buckle shoots a guy in his spell arm and Gurg creates a kebab tube. So join us as we keep to imperial for the sake of consistency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

D&D is for JamesIn which our heroes play an imaginary card game while they play an imaginary game of Dungeons and Dragons. We meet Bismark, give an introduction to how combat works and just end up pushing everyone into the ocean. Hya has no concept of money and ends up paying way too much for literally everything, Buckle learns about critical hits and Gurg has the worst of both worlds. So join us as we have a serious bonding experience over a poker table. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go looking for specifically chubby strange. We learn about some character traits, discuss working girl wages and meet out new employer. Hya gets a man killed, Buckle cuts his losses and Gurg doesn't understand relationships. So join us as we have a serious think in naming our three retainers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The AuticcusIn which our heroes finish their quest. We finally find the white griffon, come so close to death and have our final encounter. Atticus makes some observations about weakness, Nathaniel comes so close to winning it all and Ira saves the bacon. So join us as we stab with one hand and grab hock with the other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The AuticcusIn which our heroes sail into darkness. We discuss gnomish measurements, manhandle an obese man and have a very awkward meal. Atticus gives in to his alignment, Nathaniel saves someone from falling (again) and Ira worries about his hit points. So join us as we journey into the oncoming storm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The AuticcusIn which our heroes make the DM want to die. We see Bapbap be very serious, down health potions like it's going out of style and freak out because we're dropping too low. Atticus cuts a bird cleanly in two, Nathaniel give the DM 'a look' and Ira finally needs to steer the ship. So join us as we recreate some classic literature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The AuticcusIn which our heroes deal with a very special guest on the airship. We prepare our own breakfast, fall off the side of the ship by lunch and kill some birds before dinner. Atticus thinks he knows about arrowhawks, Nathaniel asks about snake oil and Ira decapitates a majestic beast. So join us as we get struck by lightning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The AuticcusIn which our heroes get settled into their job on a Gnomish airship. We go back to the not-to-distant past to re-introduce ourselves, discuss animal companions and set off to adventure from the sleepy town of Bullridge. Krif makes an unexpected discovery as he turns a corner, Leo has clearly stolen the wrong thing from the wrong man and Ainsley refuses to even turn up. So join us as we talk about what the opposite of a cult would be. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes deal with consequences. We negotiate travel prices, get onto a ship (again) and have a funeral. Greyson has ten sexes, Princess Ansley gets hit in the boobs and Leo just wants his wizard friend back. So grab some tissues and join our party as they pay tribute to their fallen friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes have a very bad night. We immediately get into yet another fight, forlornly spend another night at the inn and are at the mercy of a dice roll. Krif has probably the worst night of his life, Princess Ansley gets stabbed through the neck and Leo kills in the most gruesome ways. So hope the dice are in your favour and join our party as they see if it was worth it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes go through a rough breakup. We engage in a domestic, have a drunken pity party for Ansley and magical shenanigans ensue. Krif gives relationship advice, Princess Ansley doesn't understand tieflings and Leo mistakenly thinks he has cast a darkness spell. So hide behind the bar and join our party as they try to get through the night without being stabbed too many times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes collect on their contracted kill. We exterminate an old man, Greyson takes Jiggalump for a much needed poop and end up murdering another old man. Krif searches for non-existent archers, Princess Ansley only aims at the priest and Leo is very dedicated to drawing a macabre smiley face. So wonder about the state of things and join our party as they try to get a full refund. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes meet the well documented and much beloved NPC Thomas Davoli. We argue hitpoints, someone gets really sick and the priest beats us on the draw. Krifpom doesn't bring up the stretching, Princess Ansley chooses not to get greedy and Leo gets winded. So join us as we do it live! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes go head to head with the wizard Carter, for better or worse. We compare eye sizes, Greyson gets this throat torn out and it’s finally over. Krif names the Justice Bee, Princess Ansley doesn’t want to say certain curse words (yet still does!) and Leo pours a health potion down a neck hole. So remember to yank your hand away in time and join our party as they get a Crit Hap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes meet their actual foe - The Wizard Carter - and begin their own endgame. We finally meet the Pirate King, recount our heroes story so far and fight for their lives. Princess Ansley looks around for tea and scones, Leo eats his small, Halfling bodyweight in food and Krif keeps talking and playing with his food out of sheer terror. So get your stories straight and join our party as they do a lot of things without thinking them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes prepare to take down the Pirate King... despite the fact that he isn't their intended target. We go clothes shopping, search the city for the infamous Pirate King and everyone gets captured by orcs. Krif chats up another wizard at a bar, Princess Ansley hopes Greyson carries the team and Leo accidentally points out his friends to the enemy. So set your sights on the wrong target and join our party as they summon bats out of their sleeves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes remember that they got on the ship in the first place for a reason. We attain a higher level of experience, bid a fond farewell to Captain DeSilver and finally reach the city of Gnarr. Krif tries to haggle with a barkeep, Leo regrets not stabbing the full elf and Princess Ansley finally gets what she always wanted. So pop some bubbly and join our party to celebrate as Ansley’s alter-ego loses her mind for a full two minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes spend way too much time plotting against a racist elf. We attempted to steal personal effects, try to destroy the evidence and fail dismally at hiding anything. Krif does something dumb but it works, Princess Ansley checks on her progress with Greyson and Leo has a hard time trying to bribe a guard. So stay completely still and join our party as they try to coax Jiggalump down from the ledge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes set sail for the other side of the world. We wake up (which is a relief), meet a “fancy” Dwarven Ship Captain and everyone just tries to pick up. Krif scans the ship for “strange”, Princess Ansley meddles in the lives of others and Leo realises that it is a bad idea to try to soak up some sun. So get shirtless for all of five seconds and join our party as they become dazzled by Captain DeSilver and his Technicolour Waist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes engage in misadventures around the town of Old Ashton. We look for hirelings, drink with Markov in the tavern and prepare for our long voyage. Krif tries his best to use up Jiggalump’s nine lives, Princess Ansley works out her bum pinching game plan and Leo applauds enthusiastically for property damage. So heft your spear and join our party as they get drunk and try to use magic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes actively try to get themselves into trouble... again. We crush a goblin head, introduce ourselves to a knight and decide to travel halfway across the world, based on one roll of the dice. Krif tries (and fails) to magically hide from animals, Princess Ansley struggles to remember where she's from (she also fails) and Leo attempts to tell the DM what to do…and definitely fails. So keep your opinions to yourself and join our party as they wait for the knight to find them a ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes try to overcome loss and continue to journey down their lonely road. We have trouble communicating with Markov, encounter a stranded ship on a frozen river and ruin the day for a bunch of goblins. Krif humps across the ice with Markov, Princess Ansley makes disgruntled growls and Leo stops bothering with stealth and just yells everything. So try to stay warm and join our party as they dance on the ice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes set off down a cold road, barely ahead of a monster blizzard. We meet a Nordic messenger with a swimmer’s build named Markov, establish how much everyone weighs and a beloved friend ends up in a watery grave. Krif coins the term paunchy little wizard belly, Princess Ansley finds some pine nuts in a desolate wasteland and Leo doesn't hunt for an imaginary wizard hard enough. So establish your alibi and join our party as they pretend the magic isn't coming from them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes emotionally torture the farmer Dustin. We loot the meagre possessions of farming townsfolk, have the most uncomfortable horse ride ever and return to where this whole adventure began. Krif fits more words than strictly possible or necessary into just six seconds, Princess Ansley pinches the wrong bum at the wrong time and Leo is also there. So mount your trusty steed and join our party as they hold as many moose heads as they possibly can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes face an even more deadly enemy than some simple zombies. We stumble upon a marriage proposal, attempt to kill the bride and end up killing the groom as well. Krif steals a priest’s diary, Princess Ansley once more injures her face - this time by slamming face first into a block of wood - and Leo defiantly gets into a magical circle. So join our party as they talk to, reason with and try to love their enemies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes get pretty damn tired of fighting zombies. We ineffectually battle said undead, use all of our recent purchases for nefarious purposes and defile a sacred crypt. Krif rages at his ineffective familiar (again), Princess Ansley smacks herself in the face with a lute and Leo dreams of being a Harlem Globetrotter. So join our party as they stab a flaming zombie, get lots of grease on their boots and encounter the rarely seen Zombie Suicide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes discover that, sometimes, zombies are smarter than bands of adventurers. We offer our services to a poor farmer, travel to a zombie infested small town and pull some Mr Bean bullshit with the undead. Krif has arcane knowledge that he chooses not to use when stealing farm tools, Princess Ansley hurts the Dungeon Masters feelings and Leo gets in the way again. So join our party try to work out how good they are at stealth (the answer MAY surprise you!). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes finish their dungeon-based escapades and travel on to parts unknown for a brand new adventure! We name a donkey, travel to a frigid foreign land and convince as many people as possible that they are idiots. Krif attempts to search the entire town for a tavern without leaving the cart, Princess Ansley tries to barter for a lifetime supply of cocoa and Leo doesn't have any bluff skills. So join our party as they blindly get themselves into more trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes finish up in their first dungeon and head back into town. We puzzle over a dark and mysterious room, feel up a demon and hassle the mysterious stranger that sold them a map. Krif tries to make a potion of light, Princess Ansley suggests a floating conga line and Leo is cold clocked by a shadow-dwelling monster. So join our party as they float like butterflies, sting like bees and try to wear the pelt of a wolf. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes descend into the lower level of the dungeon and confront the evil Wundron Norton himself. We raid the alchemy (medicine) cabinet, fight off a mimic and lie to an old man. Krif is attacked by his own vengeful familiar, Princess Ansley finally decides to use her bow and Leo has trouble with seemingly inanimate objects. So join our party as they try to keep their hit points in the double digits, attempt to coerce Jiggalump into helping them and cripple an old cripple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes pump themselves up, egg each other on and push slightly further into the evil warlock’s lair. Very slightly. We execute a helpless orc captain, engage in an elven trance and do battle with the undead minions of Wundron Norton. Krif get slimed, Leo disables a trap and Princess Ansley just wants to finish building her bunkbed. So join our party as they pile up the dead bodies, sleep in the gore of their fallen enemies and try to figure out their next move. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes infiltrate an evil wizard’s lair, take down an orc in a pillow fight and roll more critical hits than regular ones. We slay some sleeping orcs, discuss the merits of throwing swords at enemies versus stabbing them and establish that the kidnapped princess is the party treasurer. Princess Ansley arrows a goblin at point blank range, Leo checks (fairly well) for traps and Krif just wants his fat cat Jiggalump to do something helpful. So join our party as they establish their dynamic, drink some health potions and generally try to avoid accidentally killing each other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1In which our heroes introduce us to their fantasy doppelgängers, begin their epic adventures in the city of Edgegate and quickly realise just how out of their depth they are. Jackson becomes the wizard Krifpum Pumkrif, Zammit morphs into Halfling rogue Leo Shadow and Alli attempts to bring a touch of class as Princess Ansley Foggyfeather. We get to know this trio of unlikely friends as they start fights in a local tavern and meet a mysterious stranger who has unknown plans for our brave heroes. Krifpum Pumkrif amuses simple farm folk with even simpler magic, Princess Ansley pinches a stranger’s bum and Leo just wants to get a room with a shower. So listen in as the gang question their sanity, steal their gold back and get to know the world that is Dungeons and Dragons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes once more over commit, burn the candle at both ends and promise too much as we launch another new show: D&D is for Nerds. A show where we sit around a table, pretend to be different people, roll dice and play some good old fashioned Dungeons and Dragons. In this promo, we introduce Adam, our DM, who won’t let the rest of us have any fun. So join us this Sunday, and every other Sunday after that, as we start off on our weekly adventure to a world of pure imagination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes once more over commit, burn the candle at both ends and promise too much as we launch another new show: D&D is for Nerds. A show where we sit around a table, pretend to be different people, roll dice and play some good old fashioned Dungeons and Dragons. In this promo, we introduce Adam, our DM, who hasn’t quite figured out how a recording studio works. So join us this Sunday, and every other Sunday after that, as we start off on our weekly adventure to a world of pure imagination. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.