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In which our heroes slowly realise they’re stuck in town. Chet is frightened about Yucks, Trissa gets points for trying and D'aryl needs to say the right words if he wants the right coats.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadAdam: twitter.com/RetroArchetypeZammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes meet and kill some Frost Folk. Chet is forced out of invisibility, Trissa dings back into existence and D’aryl is of course using Vicious Blow.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadAdam: twitter.com/RetroArchetypeZammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes introduce themselves after a lot of non-sequiturs. Chet goes through the colours he can be, Trissa is wearing a lot of armour and D-aryl has a vicious halberd. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us? Email: [email protected] Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.com Facebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadio Reddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Or individually at; Jackson: twitter.com/Alldogsaredead Adam: twitter.com/RetroArchetype Zammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes end this fight, for better or worse. We stumble across a drow civil war, strike a lying drow with a bolt of lightning and free our people. Cassius dodges out of the way in the style of a leopard, Zillie is done with this shit and Edrik charges in blind. So join us as we argue hitpoints. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes interrupt something going on between the drow. We loot some magical items from the wolves den, hurt an adorable rust monster and try to get a drow to stand down. Cassius has heard of rust monsters but only in passing, Zillie has a club that she doesn’t use often enough and Edrik is a little mad at you but it’s alright. So join us as we imagine playing drag queens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes get a lot of criticals. We get knocked down a bunch by wolves, talk spell modifiers and get some healing licks from a bear. Cassius spends most of her time on the floor growling, Zillie wants to tell you what other peoples hit points are and Edrik grapples a wolf. So join us as we learn about armour classes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes miss out on their mother’s funeral. We make our final preparations to leave town, finally find the Winter Wolf and meet our first ever Spell Bear. Cassius gets to vent some of her rage, Zillie gets floored by some fuckboi wolves and Edrik thinks Herja is dead. So join us as we hopefully don’t get a critical fail on our second attack. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes have to deal with some serious consequences. We realise it’s pretty obvious what happened, do some explaining and engage in some chronic lying. Cassius is pacing because she’s so worried, Zillie thinks that a surprise Charm Person is a good idea and Edrik plans to end the gorilla warfare. So join us as we end it now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes are so done. We go looking for Daniel, fake a crime scene and double down on our lies. Cassius asks a question she never thought she ever would, Zillie has a sad moment and Edrik is 100% certain that everyone is going to make it out fine. So join us as we make a weasel complicit in our crimes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes use the information they have gained. We interrogate a captured Drow, visit our mother one more time and Daniel comes clean. Cassius has lost the young boy she grew up with, Zillie can choose to come out of denial and Edrik doesn’t want to tell anyone what he has heard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes ambush the people trying to ambush us. We all get blinded again, use the experience we used from being blinded last time and interrogate a Drow. Cassius creates an earth elemental which she loves, Zillie has to keep doing this shit and Edrik wants to talk with the captive. So join us as we use Westley as our scouting party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes finally have something go the way they wanted it to. We consider setting up traps for our enemies, consider setting up an ambush for our enemies and consider trying to keep a Drow alive. Cassius is freaking out about Mr Fists, Zillie has to say it to think it and Edrik thinks that Daniel is just a risk to him. So join us as we ask a weasel go on a suicide mission. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes have a lot of trouble getting even basic things done. We have a long discussion about healing, hear tales about distant places and talk salt. Cassius explains how one enters fuckboi territory, Zillie charges her weasel with a spell and Edrik wants to stop wasting time in the infirmary. So join us as we only stay around to defend One-Eyed Mystra. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes try to tame some wolves. We deal with some wolves that refuse to listen to reason, return home to get yelled at about our stupid decisions and get the healer to take a much needed break. Cassius returns to his childhood home, Zillie has knitted many outfits for her familiar and Edrik Good Will Hunting’s a little girl. So join us as we finally write stuff down in our character sheets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes seek help from the Winter Wolves. We talk like Scooby Doo, get rid of their opposing ideals and try to get a wolf pack. Cassius doesn't really know wolves, Zillie doesn't feel it happening and Edrik has mixed feelings about killing the wolves. So join us as we throw people into rivers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes deal with a worsening situation. We finally return home, check in with mother and play merry havoc with rubber bands. Cassius has never met drow, Zillie is not a powerful cleric or wizard and Edrik horses as hard as he can. So join us as we talk over a blizzard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes discuss war and who they've killed. We interrogate the Paladin, find some anti-toxin and Adam gets revenge for Dustin. Cassius isn't sure they can offer safe passage, Zillie isn't looting but is distracting and Edrik thinks they should trust justice to the locals. So join us as we learn about magic bags. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes are very worried about Daniel. We get a lot of criticals, discuss putting down a unicorn and sit in the dirt. Cassius is not a very good druid, Zillie has a nice hair and cape combo, and Edrik tries to resolve things peacefully. So join us as we wish for a better world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes try to prove they’re right by winning the fight. We watch merchants form a combat ring, exchange words with a paladin and exchange blows with a paladin. Cassius doesn’t know what’s happening, Zillie is just really excited about unicorns and Edrik should have bought that Potion of Lesser Restoration. So join us as we fight a unicorn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes go paladin hunting. We gather provisions, has a potato eating competition and put out the word that we want to fight. Cassius has the skills but not the potions, Zillie really wants to have party funds and Edrik talks about the tactics of magic. So join us as we buy some dead men's horses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes get very mad at Alli without knowing why. We read some diaries, meet Herja to fill her in on details and make plans for defending their home. Cassius is angry and doesn’t know why, Zillie suggests that everyone stays away from rivers and Edrik asks about the wolves. So join us as we make do with the mikes we have. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes see a g-g-g-g-ghost! We fight among ourselves, cast some spells of ‘Charm Person’ and come upon the final chamber. Cassius isn’t joking about throwing people in a river, Zillie tells everyone to do whatever makes them feel good and Edrik is not the boss of anyone. So join us as we scream ‘I’ll kill you!’ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes have a very spooky fight. We get blinded, remember the Wild Thornberries and have to wait to find out how many hitpoints someone loses. Cassius loves the ghouls from Dawn of the Dead, Zillie wonders how short this season is going to be and Edrik has all his fears confirmed. So join us as we discuss the difference between cubes and radius’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes desecrate a tomb. We open some chests, discover some history of the world and discover a new Adam noise. Cassius has to make a tough choice, Zillie wants to learn how to turn into a bear and Edrik won’t be telling anyone if Daniel dies. So join us as we throw napalm at a ghost. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes venture into the dark. We fight a giant worm, fight a giant spider and consider putting one of their own down. Cassius turns into a bear, Zillie is really new to magic and Edrik swings for the bleachers. So join us as we deal with some scary ghosts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes explore a tomb. We reminisce on old times, deal with some wolves and set off a trap. Cassius is the only one pulling accent duty, Zillie doesn’t know what’s it’s like to be a sorceress and Edrik calls out into the darkness. So join us as we get our first kill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes reacquaint themselves with their history. We meet our stepmother, try to talk Daniel down with little luck and have trouble getting rations. Cassius isn’t just going to leave a friend behind again, Zillie tries to prove that she is ready and Edrik was at war. So join us as we talk roses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hus Firma PrideIn which our heroes are introduced. We get some sinister foreshadowing, learn about the world around us and discuss a great name. Cassius just wanted to fight, Zillie reincarnates as what she hated the most and Edrik was just writing war down. So join us as we refuse to respect the remains of elves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes have their big day. We try to bribe the priest, go to a wedding and go our separate ways. Cassius wants to know who Daniel is, Princess Ansley gets butterflies and Leo bears this woman forth. So join us as we find out that the cleric is magic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes get drunk and high. We party with Greyson’s family, bump the pop blocker and lie to Monica. Cassius is going the mind control a puppy to keep it quiet, Princess Ansley gets interrogated by Greyson’s mum and Leo smokes pipe weed with some kids. So join us as manage to get back to the tavern just in time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes go shopping for the wedding. We ask all the same questions again, meet Greyson’s family and find out that Adam can’t roleplay weddings. Cassius tries to convince a ten year old girl that a Halfling is her son, Princess Ansley looks like she ate a lemon and Leo tries to whisper into the ear of someone much taller than he is. So join us as we purchase some nice clothes for formal events. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes fight well lizard. We discuss tactics, decide to just cheat instead and come home to Greyson. Cassius learns about the spells she has, Princess Ansley was totally listening and Leo needs to run faster. So join us as we stab ourselves and each other (for healing purposes). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes go hunting for an evil druid. We ask for directions, discuss how mad Greyson is going to be and everyone gets nervous when the Monster Manuel comes out. Cassius would put up a bit of a fight, Princess Ansley tries to recall Greyson’s story and Leo has to deal with a wolf. So join us as we forget what a 1 on the die means. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes get onto the trail of Kat-The-Red. We arrive at a small town, get settled and get to know the locals. Cassius casts a bunch of stupid spells, Princess Ansley scouts for wedding locations and Leo should be praised when he does good.. So join us as we talk to a dog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes get back into the game straight away, in more ways than one. We discuss insurance fraud, enter a Zone of Truth and discuss the spelling of an illiterate person’s name. Cassius learns his backstory, Princess Ansley helps determine our birthplaces and Leo isn't sad Krif is gone. So join us as the only thing that gets cut out is the Dungeon Master's explanation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes deal with life in a city controlled by mercenaries. We check the map to see what we can sea, discuss the concept of time in a medieval setting and speak with another bounty hunter. Cassius finds Mr Fists adorable, Princess Ansley has needs and Leo is a reference to another fantasy story. So join us as they deal with sassy owls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes prepare for the long journey ahead. We have a heady blast from the past, consider a ten year waiting list and discuss the TV show 'House'. Cassius has never fought a book before, Princess Ansley has a quiet word with Greyson and Leo was fast forwarding it. So join us as the Dungeon Master realises all the many, many mistakes he made. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes have some time to relax. We make the return trip, play very sombre drinking games and we have a very awkward conversation about rough loving. Cassius is scared of the real dwarves, Princess Ansley goes shopping for a replacement and Leo asks a stupid question. So join us as we take painkillers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes deal with some serious consequences. We get out of our depth in the fighting pit, get out of our depth with a dragon's curse and get out of our depth with a competition for our lives. Cassius was going to pick Greyson, Princess Ansley has nothing to live for and Leo needs to shut it. So join us as the shaman removes some armour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes try to kill their mark. We eat around the dwarf, go to the fighting pits and karma rears it's ugly head. Cassius realises they don't ask many questions, Princess Ansley is not ready to die and Leo is just too short. So join us as we visibly cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes find the orcish camp. We finish the boxing match, put on a hat of disguise and let Redmon take point. Cassius bites chainmail, Princess Ansley judges people for doing something she already does and Leo becomes a powerful wizard. So join us as we try to go to the toilet as little as possible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes discuss love and romance in D&D. We meet the lord, meet some new dwarves and they get their sustenance from ale. Cassius starts to have doubts about the company he keeps, Princess Ansley has to deal with her royalty again and Leo doesn't sleep much. So join us as we lie a lot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes get teleported. We talk about secret aneurysm, return successfully with a wizards head and travel to the dwarvish town of Mara. Cassius begrudgingly doesn't set something on fire, Princess Ansley describes how fellow players hold their pencil and Leo tries to hide his assassin dagger. So join us as we discuss the difference between wisdom and intelligence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes pursue a contract to it's logical conclusion. We go off in search of wolves, discover that there are three sous and set a trap. Cassius detects animals or plants, Princess Ansley has the hiccups and Leo thinks he's dead. So join us as the Dungeon Master makes a mistake, not that he'll admit it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes steal and get away with it… for now. We discuss comics about deaf people, learn a little about Greyson’s backstory and no curses will ever come back to get us. Cassius is awkward at family parties, Princess Ansley gets very stressed about curses and Leo feels vindicated about the curse. So join us as we engage in some DM foreshadowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes conquer their greatest enemy. We tussle with an undead dragon, discuss the problem that is 'dragon poaching' and I can't say the last one due to serious spoilers. Cassius is a lucky little girl, Princess Ansley is furious and Leo gets deafened. So join us as we get eaten. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes enter the dragon's lair. We sleep the night in the chapel, find some very well ordered coins and maybe fight a dragon. Cassius literally searches blindly, Princess Ansley could go for some chicken soup and Leo makes the Dungeon Master very happy. So join us as we learn spells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes intrude on a private function. We stumble into a sermon, attack the priest and Greyson punches a party member. Cassius goes into her back-story, Princess Ansley is cursed and Leo steals a liver. So join us as we take a massive dump. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes deal with a great deal of traps. We negotiate a hole, question why you would want a fox and get trapped. Cassius climbs like a spider, Princess Ansley eats grapes and Leo finds a secret door. So join us as we bring up all our old, emotional baggage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2In which our heroes trespass on the lands of the dragon god Torkol. We fight some kobolds, kill some fleeing kobolds and enter the dragon hole. Cassius tries to tear someone in half, Princess Ansley has to take a ticket and Leo gets trapped in a net. So join us as we watch some kobolds kill each other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.