Dam Internet, You Scary!

In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?We also get into:The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)Sports uniform malfunctionsRidiculous Black family superstitionsAnd the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.👇 Drop a comment:What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos!00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬S/O to BetterHelphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diys#DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture.🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things!👕 Sponsored by: BetterHelphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diysGreen Chefhttps://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments!🎧 Available on all podcast platforms.📱 Follow us on social:Patrick Cloud: @PatrickCloudChannel Tahir Moore: @tahirmoore Producer Hippie Goals: @HippieGoals 📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles:00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback?52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #PodcastClips #ComedyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #FunnyAF #RoastCulture #InternetCulture #PopCultureTalk #WordGames #ChatGPT #AIHumor #AIDangers #DeepfakeDrama #ArtificialIntelligence #FutureTech #ScarySmart #NerdLife #CosplayFails #AnimeFandom #WordAssociationGame #GamerTalk #FortniteFails #TylerPerryVillains #MovieVillains #KillmongerWasRight #JoffreyBaratheon #UnlikableCharacters #CancerSeason #AstrologyTalk #ZodiacVibes #MustWatch #ForYou #TrendingNow #ViralPodcast #ClipOfTheDay #FYP Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲 @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲 @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲 @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲 @HippieGoals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special:📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater, Los Angeles🎫 https://regentdtla.com/tm-event/chris-sneed-i-need-urgent-care-live-taping/Use code HEALTHCARE for first responder discounts!🎤 Featuring:Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/Hosted by @tahirmoore & @PatrickCloudChannel Producer: @HippieGoals S/O to our SponsorsCashApp Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Prize PicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 📲 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more wild stories & nerdy chaos!00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 2601:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love#ComedySpecial #ChrisSmith #MalcolmBarrett #DamnInternetYouScary #BETAwards #Ineedurgentcare #SleepParalysis #StandUpComedy #DIYScary #ToHearMoore #PatrickCloud #AverageJoe #CapeTown #Comedy #BlackComediansJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳.We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥You don’t want to miss this one.🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/ @LackaroniandChazPodcast 📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe!👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish.Sponsors:Blue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYSFactorhttps://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off 0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them)6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?!7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition)20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?!23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M?28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?!30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos)35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊.Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up.🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications!✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚Producer: @HippieGoals ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS:00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever?16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs)23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long.🔥 What’s inside this insanity:A real-life zombie funeral moment 🧟‍♀️TikTok teens tripping on nutmeg and why that’s DEAD serious 🥄☠️A deep convo about soul food, tacos, and black culture’s food evolution 🌮🍖Tahir gets vulnerable talking about therapy, trauma, and how holding hands became an act of courage 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾💔Oh—and two identical twins BOTH paying child support 😳👶🏽👶🏽🚨 Plus: Sponsored segments that actually slap:🧠 BetterHelp (because therapy is for real ones)https://www.betterhelp.com/diys💳 Kikoff (fix ya credit, fam!)Start building credit with Kikoff today, and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to https://www.getkikoff.com/DIYS today.💸 Cash App (because we like fast money)Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account.For a limited time only, new Cash App users can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real - there’s no catch. Just download Cash App & sign up! Use our exclusive referral code [DIYS10] in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App.Scary. Funny. Healing. Ridiculous. Just another episode of DIYS. 🙌🏽👇🏽 Timestamps & Highlights Below!🎯 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe if you laughed, gasped, or clutched your pearls.00:00 – Waking Up at Your Own Funeral?!!02:48 – Taco Bell vs. Real Mexican Tacos04:33 – Black Folks & Soul Food Tacos07:00 – Taco Truck Culture Shock10:38 – Wild Rice, Quinoa, and Mediterranean Eating12:07 – The Cheat Day Debate15:00 – Ad Read – BetterHelp18:44 – Tahir Opens Up About Communication & Trauma22:07 – Relationship Growth & Past Abuse Triggers27:04 – Holding Hands Feels ‘Sweet’ but Unsafe?30:03 – Fight or Flight in Public: A Real One's Reflex31:30 – KevOnStage, Hustle Envy, & Depression Talk33:00 – Church & the Illuminati (Yes, Really)34:24 – The Nutmeg Challenge: TikTok’s Dumbest Trend40:22 – Ad Read – Kickoff Credit Builder44:01 – Buried Alive: The Essie Dunbar Story47:00 – Who Fakes a Kidnapping to Party?!50:20 – Ad Read – Cash App51:00 – Brazilian Twins & Child Support Drama56:00 – Man Buys Storage Unit With $7.5M in Cash58:22 – Would You Return the Money… or Disappear?01:03:00 – Real ID Laws & Washed Money Warnings01:04:23 – The Coughing Millionaire Game Show Scam01:09:00 – Wrap-Up & Upcoming ShowsProducer @hippiegoals#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #NutmegChallenge #FunnyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #ScaryStorieJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected.This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 If AI was gifted to us by aliens to mask their presence Evolution’s weirdest tricks: spiders, glowing fish, and tree animals The idea that God might just be running a simulation What animals like dogs, whales, and sharks might already know about the universe Red night vision goggles revealing demonic creatures during war It’s a wild, funny, and thought-provoking start to the series. Strap in and question everything!

🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleevesWe are talking about: 🥞 Writing essays at IHOP🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his”📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beaches🧱 And yes… the Bricked Up Boys are officially a thing now 👀💀Also…👩🏽‍🚀 Ocean vs. Space debate gets weird📦 A Chinese business owner drives 500 miles to throw hands over a bad review🤯 The weirdest compliment Sam ever got from a troll💬 Hosted by Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud📺 New episodes every week with the funniest people on the internet.👊🏾 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE — or we might mail your roast to your job 📫🔥🔗 Chapters & Timestamps below!#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #SamSalem #ComedyPodcast #BrickedUpBoys #GarfieldPhone #PettyLevel100 #IHOPEssays00:00 – Sam Salem Returns: Panic Writing & Pancake Strategy02:30 – Sam’s Secret Weapon: All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes06:00 – Ginger Identity, Black Culture & Locks Debate13:30 – AI, Black Twitter & Sam’s Viral Videos17:00 – Cowboy Carter & Beyoncé Concert FOMO21:30 – Country Remixes That Shouldn’t Exist28:00 – The “Dog That Lives In My House”35:00 – Bricked Up Lifestyle & BlueChew Madness41:00 – The Great Garfield Phone Mystery44:30 – Internet Trolls, Doxxing, and Petty Revenge53:00 – Space vs Ocean: What’s Scarier?1:02:00 – DIYS Sign-Off & Final LaughsS/O to our SponsorsBlue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYSPrize PicksDownload the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and wild takes. 🎟️ Plus: Chris Sneed is filming his stand-up special “I Need Urgent Care” on June 26th at the Regent Theater — don’t miss it! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0900627BE3654976?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaeaIzJ6tdwJsC5yVBOdn-IQ-BjTplSDJedGGtgu390WM6HPUY4cNC1mq4vUyA_aem_KwNEdvAIjRpICjH3j9Jj-A 🔔 Subscribe now for more hilarious episodes: @DamInternetYouScary 🎙️ Producer: @HippieGoals 📱 Follow the hosts: @tahirmoore | @PatrickCloudChannel Guest: Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/ 🕒 CHAPTERS: Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers:Snail trail face masks 🐌Edible horror stories 🍪CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀Purple not being real 👁️And China's terrifying new super soldier experiment 🧬It's skincare, science, and superpowers all rolled into one. Buckle up — this episode gets deep, weird, and hilarious.🔔 Like, subscribe & hit the bell — or risk eating a DMT fish by accident.S/O to our SponsorsSKIMShttps://www.skims.com/diysBlue ChewHttps://www.bluechew.com Promo Code: DIYSKikoffGet your first month FREE at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS0:00 - Glow, Sponges & Hot Oil Treatments1:18 - Spa Days & Korean Skincare2:31 - Snail Masks & Slippery Science5:15 - Compliments & Confidence8:12 - Devonte Joins the Chaos10:53 - Type Sh*t Global Culture Stories20:15 - Fish That Get You High?!23:00 - DMT, Edibles & Driving While High32:00 - Heart Transplant Suicide Mystery37:00 - Purple Isn't Real?!41:00 - Satellites, GPS Hacks & Creamer Prices45:00 - Coffee Subs, Skims & Bluechew49:00 - China's Super Soldiers53:00 - Custom Superpowers & The Real Goku LifeProducer: @HippieGoals Join the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diysWhat happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever.💥 From talking ketamine to awkward strip club returns, from Brazilian magazine girls to frogs getting divorced for too much rain—this one has it ALL.🎤 Hosted by: Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud🎧 Guest: Spank Horton https://www.instagram.com/spankhorton/🎥 Produced by: @HippieGoals 📍 Chapters + Timestamps below 👇📲 Subscribe & hit the bell for more weekly chaos!🔗 Follow us on socials: @daminternetscary✂️ Best moments from this episode? COMMENT BELOW!0:00 - The Freestyle Is Wild Right Away2:01 - Spank Talks Getting “Fired” by Kevin Hart4:04 - Kev’s Workout Rules & Phone Calls at 6AM5:10 - Spank’s Birthday Turn-Up: No Shirt in the Club7:00 - “Would You Take Your Shirt Off In Church?”9:00 - Spank’s Freestyle to a Mario Trap Beat11:10 - Macy’s Catalogs & Magazine Shopping Woes13:00 - Brazilian Magazine Girls & "Ordering by Name"15:10 - Beauty in Brazil vs. Getting Kidnapped17:00 - The Artist Who Drew Himself on Every Drug20:30 - Ranking Drug Portraits: Weed, Cocaine, Meth25:00 - Everyone Admits Which Ones They Tried27:00 - DMT Trips, Hieroglyphics & Lucy-Level Visuals30:00 - Spank Tries Ketamine—Then Rips His Shirt Off32:00 - “We Don’t Do Drugs, We Just Try Things”33:45 - Cows Hate Country Music?!35:00 - Wagyu Cows Live Better Than Us36:15 - Women’s Self-Defense Gloves from the 1800s38:10 - Sea Creatures with Detachable D**ks 🤯40:00 - Frog Marriage & the Flood It Caused43:00 - Spank’s Favorite City for Beautiful Women45:00 - India, Mia Khalifa & Trash City in Egypt48:00 - Spank’s Chaotic Jamaica Trip w/ 90 People

🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddickIn this episode:🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos.💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory?S/O to our SponsorsBlue ChewTry your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https:/www.bluechew.comPrize PicksDownload the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after youplay your first $5 lineup!0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34 0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time 1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock? 1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic 2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool 3:02 - The Money Shot Debate 3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim 3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity 4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint 5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game 5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex 6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?! 6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt 7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive 8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This? 9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix 10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology 11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration 12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk 13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes 15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle 16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?! 17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy 19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel 21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy 23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶 24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?! 26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic 27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken... 28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel? 29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment 32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté 33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?! 36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory 38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs 43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?! 44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP 45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting 51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins 55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends Producer: @HippieGoals ​

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really?We’re talking:Getting stuck in an airport for 18 yearsFrog butt cheeksMarvel movie hot takesStar or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates.0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?!5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 544:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now?48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?!50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness SegmentJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike @MikeCakez famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms.They also dive into some of the creepiest stories on the internet, including turning ashes into diamonds, preserving tattoos from loved ones as keepsakes, and poisonous plants that leave their victims smiling in death!S/O TO OUR SPONSORSSKIMShttps://www.skims.com/diysPRIZE PICKS Download the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!BLUE CHEWTry your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code DIYS -- just pay $5 shipping. https://www.bluechew.comKIKOFFBuilding credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait and get your first month for just a dollar at https://www.GetKikoff.com/DIYS.🔥 Episode Highlights:Mike’s origin story & viral success secretsWhy Facebook might be better than Instagram for creatorsTurning ashes into wearable jewelry & creepy memorial tattoosThe "smiling" deadly plant: hemlock explainedWild tattoo and skin preservation trends😂 Join the convo—would you ever turn a loved one’s ashes into diamonds or preserve tattoos? Let us know!🎧 Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy, weird internet finds, and incredible guest stories!#MikeCakez #DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #ViralVideos #TikTokFame #WeirdFacts #CreepyStories #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore00:00 – Intro & Special Guest MikeCakez00:22 – Mike's Viral Success & "Sir, Sir!"02:17 – Origin of the “Sir, Sir!” Voice03:37 – The Video That Started It All05:37 – Instant Viral Success on TikTok08:05 – Getting Banned & Deleted on Instagram09:26 – Facebook’s Hidden Benefits for Creators10:42 – Why Older Audiences on Facebook Engage More12:16 – Weird Fact: The Origins of Toasting Drinks16:10 – Preserving Tattoos from Deceased Loved Ones19:46 – Would You Wear Boots Made from Human Skin?21:34 – Turning Human Ashes into Diamonds22:43 – Buried or Cremated? Hosts Reveal Preferences23:23 – Tahir’s Ideal Funeral: Viking Style25:29 – Deadly Plant: The Smiling Death (Hemlock)30:37 – Poison Ivy, Oak & Sumac Horror Stories32:30 – "Land Before Time" Dark Facts35:27 – Mike's Engineering Degree38:42 – MikeCakez’s Surprising Origin: Born in France41:18 – Tahir’s Bad Experience in Paris42:20 – Dream Travel Spots: Egypt, Japan & South Korea47:25 – MikeCakez Wants to Try Skiing49:14 – Wild Historical Fact: Painless 1887 Dentist Ad54:39 – How Mike Deals with Fan Recognition56:03 – MikeCakez’s Struggles with Constant Sweating57:28 – Ancient Preserved Tattoos (2,500 Years Old!)59:18 – Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-UpProducer: @HippieGoals Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻Hosted by Tahir Moore @tahirmoore & Patrick Cloud @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem @dhelem Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelemSponsors:BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diysFactor https://wwww.factormeals.com/diys50off use code: diys50off00:00:00 – Intro & Early Banter00:00:21 – Zodiac Chat: Astrology & Celebrity Signs00:05:19 – Product Rants & Collab Commentary00:07:04 – Offbeat Moments & Real Talk00:07:41 – Home Hacks: Cleaning Tech & Modern Vacuums00:10:08 – Furniture, New Spaces & Home Makeovers00:11:48 – L.A. Lifestyle & Office Vibes00:14:01 – Hollywood & Social Commentary00:16:00 – Shoe Collection & Personal Style00:17:47 – BetterHelp Sponsor: Mental Health & Therapy00:20:11 – Shoe Swaps, Crocs & Lifestyle Rants00:24:03 – Cologne Countdown: Top Fragrances Revealed00:30:34 – Signature Scents: The Centerpiece Cologne00:32:58 – Scentbird Spotlight: Try New Fragrances00:36:23 – Health Journey & Factor Meals Sponsor00:41:05 – Personal Reflections & Cologne Mixology00:55:08 – Closing Thoughts & Future Hints---This episode is WILD from start to finish! 🤯 We’re talking: ♓ Zodiac stereotypes & celebrity sign wars 👟 Sneakerhead confessions + couch hacks 🧼 Fancy vacuums, Roombas & grown man cleaning gadgets 👃🏾 The ultimate cologne countdown—Dave breaks down his *Top 5* must-have scents 🔥 Mixing colognes like a boss (and why it might get you some extra love 😏) 🧠 Mental health matters: Real talk about therapy & BetterHelp 🥗 Healthy eats made easy with Factor Meals 💥 And of course, all the chaotic comedy you love from DIYS!---Topics Covered:💬 Lifestyle, Astrology, Men’s Fashion, Sneaker Culture, Home Tech 🧴 Cologne, Self-Care, Comedy, Black Creators, Internet Culture 📈 SEO Keywords: Dave Helem interview, zodiac signs funny, best colognes 2025, black men fashion tips, BetterHelp promo, Factor Meals review, podcast for men, sneakerhead life, astrology comedy, men’s grooming tips ---👇🏾 Drop your favorite cologne in the comments & let us know your zodiac sign! Don’t forget to LIKE 👍🏾, SUBSCRIBE 🔔, and SHARE 📲#DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DaveHelem #BlackPodcasts #MensStyle #CologneReview #Sneakerheads #ZodiacSigns #AstrologyFunny #MentalHealthAwareness #FactorMeals #BetterHelp #SelfCareForMen

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame. But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take over comedy? Will viral trends ever stop being so weird? Hit play and find out!🔥 Timestamps in the comments for easy navigation!🎤 Guest: Michael Turner (@michaelturnercomedy)🎧 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts!#MichaelTurner #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #ViralFame #StandUpComedy #InternetCulture #CancelCultureSPONSORBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.comJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker? Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one of the creepiest supernatural cases ever recorded. Will he be a skeptic or a believer by the end? Tune in to find out! 🔮 **Topics We Cover:** ✔️ The origins of the Bell Witch legend ✔️ Haunting encounters & real-life testimonies ✔️ The visit from the US President✔️ Could this ghost still be lurking today? 🔥 Don't forget to **LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE** for more wild conspiracy theories, ghost stories, and unexplained mysteries! #BellWitch #ConspiracyCorner #GhostStories #Paranormal #HauntedHistory #Supernatural #ScaryLegends #ComedyPodcast #ComedianCPJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret language (skynet vibes?!), a shape-shifting robot straight out of Terminator, and the biggest comedy club scams comedians face. Plus, don’t miss an epic freestyle session with a Texas twist! 🔹 Comedy club secrets & shady deals 🔹 AI bots speaking in code?! 🔹 Sydney’s top-tier beard glow-up 🔹 The real reason Tony Baker doesn’t answer calls Hit that LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more hilarious deep dives and internet weirdness! 🔥 LISTEN NOW on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts! 📲 Follow us: https://linktr.ee/damscary 🎤 Special Guest: Sydney Castillo @sydneyisfunny @MyCupIsFullPodcast 👨🏽‍💻 Hosts: Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Tahir Moore @tahirmoore 🖥️ Producer: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #SydneyCastillo #DamnInternetYouScary #AIConspiracies #StandUpComedy #TonyBaker #FreestyleRap 0:00 | Intro & Shoutouts 0:23 | Planning a Vegas Trip 1:03 | Old Musicians and Their Instruments 2:01 | The Art of Fake Drumming 2:56 | Sydney’s Shirtless Video Habit 3:52 | The Car Video Effect on Comedy 5:00 | Sydney’s Glow-Up & Beard Journey 6:10 | Top 10 Attractive Comedians Debate 7:02 | Touring Stories & Comedy Club Scams 9:08 | Ticket Sales Drama & Comedy Club Tactics 12:02 | Sydney’s No-Nonsense Business Approach 14:00 | The "Standoffish" Comedian Persona 16:01 | Party Invitations & Social Battery Moments 18:28 | The Surprise Party Wing Moment 21:10 | Sydney's Reserved Personality Explained 23:31 | Sydney’s Mysterious Apartment Policy 25:01 | Comedy Club Culture & Social Dynamics 27:46 | Tony Baker’s Aversion to Phone Calls 29:19 | FaceTiming Tony Baker Live 30:50 | Tony’s Savage Response to Love & Appreciation 32:07 | Classic Pranks on Comedy Tours 35:07 | The Evolution of Comedy Collaboration 37:00 | Freestyle Session – Texas Style 39:08 | The Giraffe Video Legacy 40:22 | AI Bots Creating Their Own Language 42:54 | The Fear of AI & The Terminator Moment 44:32 | Scientists Create Shapeshifting Robots S/O to our Sponsors Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Use code [DIYS] at https://www.ShopMando.com

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: James Davishttps://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitch in the matrix, these stories will blow your mind! 🤯🔎 Topics We Covered:✅ A statue garden in Finland with REAL human teeth & creepy voices 🗿🦷✅ A woman freezing mid-step—Glitch in the Matrix or something else? 😵‍💫✅ Skiing NEXT TO LAVA?! These daredevils have no fear! ⛷🔥✅ A brain that turned to glass? This medical case will leave you speechless! 🤯🧠💎👉 Drop a comment: Which story freaked you out the most?!📢 Subscribe for more weird stories, eerie mysteries, and comedy takes!🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss a thing!00:00:00:00 | Behind the Scenes Stories00:01:32:13 | Pop Culture & Entertainment 00:09:37:06 | The Craziest Stunts People Have Done 00:13:11:23 | Intro & Setting the Stage00:15:06:09 | Guest Introduction 00:23:10:12 | Unusual Travel Destinations 00:28:45:07 | Unexpected Life Lessons 00:33:13:01 | Weird Statue Garden00:39:22:14 | Comedy & Stand-Up Stories00:43:50:06 | Strangest News Headlines00:47:39:17 | Skiing Beside Lava 00:52:15:08 | Wildest Fan Encounters 00:58:30:12 | Debunking Myths & Conspiracies 01:05:20:03 | Random Deep Conversations 01:12:45:19 | Closing Thoughts & Wrap-Up S/O to our sponsorsBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.comPrize PiksDownload the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.Guest: JD Witherspoon @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/0:00 | Intro 1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About 5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption? 12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle 18:55 | Hip-Hop’s Biggest Beefs & Their Impact 25:10 | Coca-Cola’s Secret Drug History 31:45 | The Woman Who Had a Funeral for Her Arm 38:20 | China’s AI Brain Merging Experiment 45:05 | Final Thoughts & What’s Next 📢 Sponsors:BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysHelloFresh: Get 10 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/hellofreshpodcastSkims: Shop the latest at https://www.skims.com/diys🎬 In this episode of DIYs, we tackle the biggest debates in music and pop culture!🔥 Topics Covered:The viral singer everyone is talking about 🎤Is Kanye West truly canceled? 🤔The cultural impact of hip-hop beefsKendrick Lamar vs. Drake: The latest rap battle 🔥Coca-Cola’s secret history with cocaine 🍶The shocking story of a woman who held a funeral for her amputated arm 🦾China’s latest experiment: Merging human brains with AI 🤯💬 Drop your thoughts in the comments:1️⃣ Can Kanye ever make a true comeback?2️⃣ Who’s really the king of hip-hop right now?3️⃣ Would you attend a funeral… for a body part?📌 Subscribe for more → @DamInternetYouScary 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss an episode!👇 Follow us for more behind-the-scenes & updates:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daminternetyouscary🐦 Twitter: https://www.x.com/damscary📹 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/daminternetyouscary🎧 Podcast available on:Spotify | Apple Podcasts | Google PodcastsJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary#KanyeWest #HipHopBeef #Drake #KendrickLamar #RapBattle #DIYsPodcast #CocaCola #ChinaTech #HipHopNews #popculture

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help. 00:00:00 | Episode Start 00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom 00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show 00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion 00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star Wars Burlesque Show 00:10:06 | The Reality of Owning a Delorean 00:14:08 | Retro Cars & The Return of Classic Styles 00:19:38 | First Cars & Wild Driving Stories 00:25:00 | The Struggles of Early Car Ownership 00:29:04 | The Official Wizard of New Zealand (And His Firing) 00:36:02 | Elon Musk: The Real-Life Supervillain? 00:42:40 | Kanye West & The Danger of Influence 00:50:06 | Comedy, Power, and Who Really Runs the Industry Guest Charlie Wilson https://www.instagram.com/charliewilsontv S/O to our sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys In this electrifying episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian and content creator Charlie Wilson for a wild and unpredictable conversation. From his experiences in the Empire Strips Back Star Wars burlesque show to the car mishaps, Charlie shares some hilarious and insightful moments. The crew dives deep into the bizarre firing of New Zealand’s state-appointed wizard, debates whether Elon Musk is the most dangerous man alive, and takes on Kanye West’s controversial influence. Plus, they reminisce about their first cars, near-death driving experiences, and the return of classic fashion and vehicles. If you're here for laughs, crazy stories, and some real talk about the industry and beyond, you won’t want to miss this episode! Like, subscribe, and drop a comment below with your favorite moment. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: Dia La Ren Nash https://www.instagram.com/dialarennash/ S/O to our Sponsors Mando As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Use code DIYS at https://www.ShopMando.com. Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 | Intro 00:00:16 | Grill Culture and Shiny Smiles 00:00:52 | Guest Introduction: A Special Return 00:02:11 | Gapped Teeth with Diamonds: A Bold Fashion Statement 00:03:37 | Monopoly vs. Jenga: The Party Games Debate 00:07:06 | Drunken Mishaps and Wild Party Stories 00:09:05 | The Almost-Kidnapping Incident: A Tale of Survival 00:16:12 | Underwater Party Submarine: Would You Risk It? 00:29:07 | The Ethics of Sushi Underwater: Food Karma 00:39:03 | Social Anxiety and Going Out Alone 00:42:15 | Voodoo Dolls, Explosives, and Rat Poison: A Missouri Mystery 00:48:08 | Swallowed by a Whale: A Survivor’s Tale In this hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by a special guest for a wild conversation. From grill culture and diamond gapped teeth to the bizarre ethics of eating sushi underwater, this episode dives deep into the unexpected. Highlights include a near-kidnapping survival story, an explosive Missouri mystery with voodoo dolls and rat poison, and the ultimate tale of a man swallowed by a whale and living to tell about it. The crew also debates the best party games, explores the anxiety of going out alone, and examines the absurdity of an underwater party submarine. Whether you're here for the laughs or the crazy stories, this episode is packed with entertainment, social commentary, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share your favorite moments! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Guest: @jsnowpro https://www.instagram.com/jsnowproS/O to our SponsorsBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYSPrize Pickshttps://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYSDownload the app today and use code DIYS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!00:00:17 Mini All Def Reunion with Jay Snow00:01:24 The Pressure of Filming a One-Take Comedy Special00:02:59 Writing for TV: From “Wild ‘n Out” to HBO’s “Game Theory”00:04:00 Challenges of Creative Control in Entertainment00:06:02 Blind Tom Wiggins: A Story of Talent and Exploitation00:10:17 Harriet Tubman’s Fearless Legacy and Modern Parallels00:16:08 Freestyle Comedy: Reggae Vibes and Laughs00:19:01 A Drunk Pilot Disrupts Southwest Airlines00:32:49 The Grind of Comedy: Weekly Shows and Industry Realities00:36:06 The Superpower of Comedy: Bringing Joy Amid Challenges00:40:06 Lessons from Dave Chappelle: Sacrifices and Success00:43:18 Choosing Freedom: The Rock, Jack Black, and Authentic Careers00:52:17 Code-Switching in Media: The Rock, Miley Cyrus, and Post MaloneIn this episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! comedians Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Jay Snow for an insightful and hilarious conversation. They explore the journey of filming a one-take comedy special, writing for top shows like "Wild ‘n Out" and HBO’s "Game Theory," and the struggles of maintaining creative control in entertainment. Dive into powerful stories like the legacy of Blind Tom Wiggins, a blind and autistic Black pianist who mesmerized audiences but faced exploitation, and the relentless courage of Harriet Tubman.The trio also tackles contemporary issues like code-switching in media, the superpower of comedy to uplift communities, and even the absurd story of a drunk Southwest Airlines pilot! With freestyle reggae moments, comparisons between The Rock and Jack Black, and reflections on balancing authenticity with industry pressures, this episode is packed with laughs, knowledge, and relatable truths.Don’t miss this wild ride! Subscribe, comment, and share your favorite moments.We filmed this before the tragic airplane incidents in DC and Philly, so just want to add RIP to those involved. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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