307: Crack Chicken, Fast Fashion & Hiking Truths | Dam Internet, You Scary ft. Rob Haze & Jasmine Ellis

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.,

🎙️ Hosts
Tahir Moore 💬
Comedian • Actor • Podcaster
📲  @tahirmoore
https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/

Patrick Cloud 🧠
Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon
📲  @PatrickCloudChannel
https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/

🎉 Guests
Rob Haze 👟🎤
Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast
📲  @RobHaZepresents
https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/

Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️
Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven
📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/

👩🏽‍🌾 Producer
Hippie Goals 🌿🎬
Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist
📲  @HippieGoals  
https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/

What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀

This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂

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00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame
02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco
04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different
07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle
09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams
11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing
13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards
14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts
16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals
18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions
21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World
22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette
24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade?
26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp
29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality
32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda
34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires
36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion
38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore
40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture
42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign
45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets
47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma
49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature
52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out

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