Dam Internet, You Scary!

​BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelpWhen life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodBlueChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.comUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.This episode includes:the surprising truth about funeral stripperspetty things people secretly judge others forcontroversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lostthe most dangerous jobs in the worldsocial media negativity and online behaviorgambling risks and real-life consequencestraveling and how it changes your mindsetMarcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdcA fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)00:32:31 BlueChew Ad00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + OutroComment below:Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.Topics include: a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really) real podcast scams targeting creators Facebook and marketplace scam stories near-death choking moments weird human habits and social behavior last words before execution and last meal debates Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs.Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro

Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.They talk about:what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratishow car sales taught Charlie how to read people and closehow he got into stand-up comedyhis first TV pilot experiencehow he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque showwhat life on the road is really like with live entertainment residenciestea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routinestretching, health, and protecting your body while working nightsleaving comfort behind to build something biggerwhy fear keeps people from betting on themselveshow to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long gameThis episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations.00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him01:03:28 Outro01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad01:08:09 Füm Ad01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing TalkJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

SponsorsBlueChewTry BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.comFactorHead to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year.KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.They get into:whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthywhether hunting is better than being huntedtrading years of your life for moneya racehorse that was secretly turned into soupthe worst things people have found in their foodthe woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a planefake airplane parts being sold to major airlinesa family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of deathawkward teenage penguinsa WWII pigeon carrying a coded messagea beetle photo that looks like a masked human facethe creepy dead bride mannequin legendfolklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old newsLots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen00:12:51 BlueChew Ad00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death00:34:39 Factor Ad00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes00:48:06 Kikoff Ad00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro

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