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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

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Show overview

Dam Internet, You Scary! has been publishing since 2019, and across the 7 years since has built a catalogue of 367 episodes. That works out to roughly 420 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 1m and 1h 17m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 57% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 33 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore.

Episodes
367
Running
2019–2026 · 7y
Median length
1h 9m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Latest Episodes

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367: Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!

Aug 20, 20261h 16m

366: Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!

Aug 13, 20261h 0m

365: Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS

Aug 6, 20261h 15m

364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!

Jul 31, 20261h 19m

363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails

Jul 23, 20261h 5m

362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE

Jul 17, 20261h 3m

361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS

Jul 9, 20261h 0m

360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder

Jul 2, 202657 min

359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

Jun 25, 202658 min

358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

Jun 18, 20261h 16m

357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

Jun 11, 20261h 10m

356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

Jun 5, 20261h 7m

355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

May 28, 202659 min

354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary

May 21, 20261h 5m

353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!

May 14, 20261h 15m

352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS

May 7, 20261h 20m

351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS

Apr 23, 20261h 14m

350: Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYS

Apr 16, 20261h 15m

Ep 349349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus ​

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​BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelpWhen life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodBlueChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.comUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.This episode includes:the surprising truth about funeral stripperspetty things people secretly judge others forcontroversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lostthe most dangerous jobs in the worldsocial media negativity and online behaviorgambling risks and real-life consequencestraveling and how it changes your mindsetMarcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdcA fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)00:32:31 BlueChew Ad00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + OutroComment below:Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

Apr 9, 20261h 14m

Ep 348348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.Topics include: a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really) real podcast scams targeting creators Facebook and marketplace scam stories near-death choking moments weird human habits and social behavior last words before execution and last meal debates Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs.Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro

Apr 2, 20261h 3m
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