Dam Internet, You Scary!

​BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelpWhen life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diysIndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpodBlueChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.comUltra PouchesDon’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.This episode includes:the surprising truth about funeral stripperspetty things people secretly judge others forcontroversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lostthe most dangerous jobs in the worldsocial media negativity and online behaviorgambling risks and real-life consequencestraveling and how it changes your mindsetMarcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdcA fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs.00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)00:32:31 BlueChew Ad00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + OutroComment below:Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?

stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.Topics include: a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really) real podcast scams targeting creators Facebook and marketplace scam stories near-death choking moments weird human habits and social behavior last words before execution and last meal debates Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs.Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro

Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today!If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.They talk about:what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratishow car sales taught Charlie how to read people and closehow he got into stand-up comedyhis first TV pilot experiencehow he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque showwhat life on the road is really like with live entertainment residenciestea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routinestretching, health, and protecting your body while working nightsleaving comfort behind to build something biggerwhy fear keeps people from betting on themselveshow to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long gameThis episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations.00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him01:03:28 Outro01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad01:08:09 Füm Ad01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing TalkJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

SponsorsBlueChewTry BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.comFactorHead to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year.KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.They get into:whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthywhether hunting is better than being huntedtrading years of your life for moneya racehorse that was secretly turned into soupthe worst things people have found in their foodthe woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a planefake airplane parts being sold to major airlinesa family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of deathawkward teenage penguinsa WWII pigeon carrying a coded messagea beetle photo that looks like a masked human facethe creepy dead bride mannequin legendfolklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old newsLots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen00:12:51 BlueChew Ad00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death00:34:39 Factor Ad00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes00:48:06 Kikoff Ad00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro

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— SPONSORS —This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.🧠 BetterHelphttps://betterhelp.com/diys💪 BlueChewhttps://bluechew.comCode: DIYS🏀 PrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up💬 Question for the comments:Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?👍 Like📺 Subscribe📤 Share with someone who loves weird internet stories#DamInternetYouScary #WeirdNews #InternetCulture #ComedyPodcast #StrangeStories

Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down: Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer A wild LA night that ended in tattoos The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted. 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 📺 Watch full episodes on YouTube 👉 Subscribe for weekly episodes 👉 Like & comment your thoughts on Uber helicopters 👉 Share this episode with someone who would DEFINITELY try a robot car Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/ Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/ Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/ 00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast) 01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth 03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real 04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions 06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With 09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever 13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment 15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story 18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup 19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone 23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes 27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares 29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained 31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber 35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car? 37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM 38:42 – Would You Keep the Money? 41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture 45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill 46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories 52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story 56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

The holidays can bring up a lot — stress, pressure, old memories, and emotions we don’t always talk about.BetterHelp makes therapy accessible, flexible, and tailored to you.Our listeners get 10% off their first month at👉 https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYSDam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it.On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far.From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day.🔔 Subscribe & Support• Subscribe for weekly episodes• Like the video to help the algorithm• Drop a comment with your wildest Christmas story• Share this episode with someone who eats Little Caesars on purpose00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-UpJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Sponsors: Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!Kikoff Help your credit survive the holidays & get your first month FREE at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us!Miracle Made Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF.BlueChew Visit bluechew.com and use promo code DIYs for 10% off your first month.Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it.In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened.If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you.00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos09:14 – Official Introductions18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t)01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up👍 Like the video💬 Comment: Is Instagram ruining real life?🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes📲 Follow us on all platformsJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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💎 SponsorsGLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you!BlueChew — First month FREE ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYSBetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diysCash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches.🔥 Connect With the CrewTahir Moore @tahirmoorePatrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannelGuests:Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10GuysJasmyn Carter @_JasmynNick Banks @MrBankshotMel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch✔️ LIKE the video✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode✔️ TURN ON notifications✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy0:00 | Cold Open Chaos0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story10:20 | Is Batman an Identity?11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?!55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia)1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates1:11:11 | Sign-OffJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

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📢 SPONSORS BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use code DIYS at checkout. https://www.bluechew.com BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at https://www.Bubsnaturals.com On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up. 🔥 TODAY’S STORIES Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss The doctor who kept someone’s ARM Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts Presidents, racism, religion & chaos Survival meal after 21 days alone And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents 👉 Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly 👉 Comment your favorite story from today 👉 Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh 👉 Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga” 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality? 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying) 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor) 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?! 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story) 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp) 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist? 54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements

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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?” Tap in, laugh with us, and drop your favorite conspiracy in the comments 🧪🐿️🛫 👍 If you laughed, hit Like 🔔 Subscribe for weekly weirdness S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/diys Kikoff https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Mando get 20% off + free shipping with promo code: DIYS at https://www.shopmando.com 00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos 00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay 01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities) 02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more 03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object? 05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals) 07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬 18:58 — Sponsor: Deodorant read that goes off the rails 21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug 23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted 23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family) 26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife 27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea 29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study) 33:14 — Sponsor: Credit builder (Kikoff) 35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid) 39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles 44:55 — Sponsor: BlueChew—legendary ad read 47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances 50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water 51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats) 55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers 01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca) 01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy” 01:02:40 — Wrap up Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.We also dive into:🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.📺 Watch more episodes on Tubi!🎧 Subscribe for more wild stories, bizarre facts, and Internet chaos.#DamInternetYouScary #ComedyPodcast #WeirdFacts #Animals #ExoticFoodS/O to our sponsorsBetterHelphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diysKikoffgetkikoff.com/diys00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?07:23 – Which animal part would you want?10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour datesJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection? 00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓 01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫 02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps 03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀 09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy 12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂 14:30 - What?! Down His Pants at Walmart?! 16:30 - Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳 18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch 20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?! 22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real) 24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies 26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻 30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊 33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊 36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀 39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟 44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names 48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene 56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯 59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help🎧 Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryGhosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal.We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS.Topics this weekHaunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightingsFouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy CreekViral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one dateTennessee policy pushing sick kids to schoolVenmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real)South Park’s massive deal + streaming overloadPlus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a gameSupport & links🧠 Sponsor: BetterHelp — Use our link for 10% off: https://www.betterhelp.com/diys🎟️ Tour dates: https://www.kevonstage.com/shows🛒 Merch: https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/Help us hit 100K: Comment your favorite moment + turn on notifications. New DIYS every week!00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad. 01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!” 02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test). 04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild). 05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call. 06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop). 18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks). 20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer). 23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney). 34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in. 41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place. 45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats. 50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo). 53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming. 1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock).#diys #DamnInternetYouScary #DIYS #CrescentHotel #FoukeMonster #BoggyCreek #TrueWeird #StalkerStory #SouthPark #Tennessee

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryRacism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos.👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here.👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments!🔗 Sponsored by Green Chef – code: 50DIYS at https://www.GreenChef.com00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot?15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?!22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?)25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet01:01:00 Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits?Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about:The difference between faking your death and disappearingWhy some billionaires die without heirsThe mysterious vanishing of old iPods and BitcoinClone wars involving... body parts 👀And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos!#DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShowJOIN THE SCARY SQUAD https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscaryS/O to our SponsorsBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYSBetter Helphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diysCashApp #CashAppPartnerDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real. Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code DIYS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App.Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally.From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories.👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son.🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included.Plus:Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer)A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩ 👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir MooreProducer: ⁨@HippieGoals⁩ 00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A.03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered)23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?!34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park)45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing?57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name?59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor)01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?!01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin?01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?!01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot HolesS/O to our SponsorsFactorhttps://www.factormeals.com/diys50offPromo Code DIYS50OffBlue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com/ promo code DIYS

In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part…🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they said YES! Would you try human fajitas?We also get into:The male equivalent of women getting bangs 💇‍♀️Childhood confessions (yes, boogers & chemicals 😳)Sports uniform malfunctionsRidiculous Black family superstitionsAnd the ultimate scam: concert ticket fees!This one is chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered. You’ve been warned.👇 Drop a comment:What’s YOUR vote for the male version of getting bangs?🔔 Subscribe for more comedy chaos!00:00 - Intro + Male Equivalent of Bangs01:45 - Rodney’s White Hair Fail 💀04:00 - Atlanta Comedy Show Recap07:35 - “Caucasian Peanut Butter” = Hummus 😂10:00 - Cancer Season Chaos & Sister Rants13:00 - Man Serves Own Leg as Fajitas?!18:45 - The Pork Vagina Segment (Brace Yourself)21:00 - BetterHelp Mental Health Ad Read23:45 - Mental Health & Therapy Talk26:00 - Deodorant Confessions & Hairy Throwbacks30:00 - Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions35:00 - Thick Thigh Love & Football Bodies39:00 - Ticket Fees & Travel Scams42:00 - Airport Wheelchair Hacks44:30 - Black Superstitions Debunked46:00 - Cats, Allergies & Cultural Bias47:00 - Childhood Booger-Eating Confessions 🤢51:00 - Comet, Shower Powder, & Deodorant... as Snacks?!54:00 - Kids, Fire, and More Childhood Chaos58:00 - Q-Tip Addiction & Unsafe Ear Tools 😬S/O to BetterHelphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diys#DIYS #RodneyPerry #ComedyPodcast

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture.🎮 They also play a hilarious word association game that gets wild, talk cosplay regrets, and introduce a brand new accountability segment to try new things!👕 Sponsored by: BetterHelphttps://www.betterhelp.com/diysGreen Chefhttps://www.greenchef.com/50diys and use code 50DIYS💬 Drop your wildest roast moment, anime cosplay idea, or creepiest AI news story in the comments!🎧 Available on all podcast platforms.📱 Follow us on social:Patrick Cloud: @PatrickCloudChannel Tahir Moore: @tahirmoore Producer Hippie Goals: @HippieGoals 📍 Timestamps | Chapter Titles:00:00 - Intro & East Coast Energy01:00 - The Roast That Became Your Brand05:15 - The Joke That Follows Me Everywhere06:45 - Astrology & Cancer Season Vibes08:15 - ChatGPT is Getting Scary… For Real12:45 - Aging, AI & Existential Dread17:10 - Cosplay Regrets & Anime FOMO19:00 - Favorite Tyler Perry Villains22:30 - Most Hated Characters in TV & Film25:55 - Villains You Low-Key Agree With26:55 - Word Association Game: Arcade vs. Desk 😂31:10 - Preaching Podcasts vs. Just Being Funny34:00 - AI Deepfakes, Misinformation & Scary Memes45:00 - Real News vs. AI Nonsense48:40 - Will Newspapers Make a Comeback?52:00 - Cancel Culture & When AI Crosses the Line55:00 - Jurassic Park, Art Imitating Life58:00 - Accountability Segment: Try Something New01:05:30 - Book Goals, Gospel Music, and Closing Out#DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #PodcastClips #ComedyPodcast #BlackPodcasts #FunnyAF #RoastCulture #InternetCulture #PopCultureTalk #WordGames #ChatGPT #AIHumor #AIDangers #DeepfakeDrama #ArtificialIntelligence #FutureTech #ScarySmart #NerdLife #CosplayFails #AnimeFandom #WordAssociationGame #GamerTalk #FortniteFails #TylerPerryVillains #MovieVillains #KillmongerWasRight #JoffreyBaratheon #UnlikableCharacters #CancerSeason #AstrologyTalk #ZodiacVibes #MustWatch #ForYou #TrendingNow #ViralPodcast #ClipOfTheDay #FYP Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲 @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲 @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/ 🎉 Guests Rob Haze 👟🎤 Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast 📲 @RobHaZepresents https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/ Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️ Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven 📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/ 👩🏽‍🌾 Producer Hippie Goals 🌿🎬 Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist 📲 @HippieGoals https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/ What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀 This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂 🔔 Subscribe for weekly laughs, real talk, and absurdity that can only come from your favorite verified duo! ✨ Sponsored by IndaCloud + BetterHelp + BlueChew 🎧 Available wherever you stream your podcasts 📌 Stay connected: #DIYS #RobHaze #JasmineEllis 00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame 02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco 04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different 07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle 09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams 11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing 13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards 14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts 16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals 18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions 21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World 22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette 24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade? 26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp 29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality 32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda 34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires 36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion 38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore 40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture 42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign 45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets 47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma 49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature 52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out S/O to our sponsors IndaCloud 👉 Ready to elevate responsibly? Visit https://indacloud.co/ and use promo code DIYs to get 25% off your first order plus free shipping. 💨 Legal. Lab-tested. Delivered discreetly. Your couch just got way more comfortable. BetterHelp 🧠 Taking care of your mind is not weakness — it’s wisdom. Get started with therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew 🚀 Want to level up in the bedroom? Head to https://www.BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYs for your first month free — just pay $5 shipping. 🟦 Discreet. Doctor-approved. Delivered. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready. 😏 💬 It’s private, affordable, and done entirely online. Real men get help. You should too. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skydiving story.🎟️ Get Tickets to Chris Sneed's Comedy Special:📅 June 26, 7 PM @ The Regent Theater, Los Angeles🎫 https://regentdtla.com/tm-event/chris-sneed-i-need-urgent-care-live-taping/Use code HEALTHCARE for first responder discounts!🎤 Featuring:Chris Sneed https://www.instagram.com/itschrissneed/Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/Hosted by @tahirmoore & @PatrickCloudChannel Producer: @HippieGoals S/O to our SponsorsCashApp Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Prize PicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! 📲 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more wild stories & nerdy chaos!00:00:00 – Malcolm Returns from Africa00:00:41 – Airport Shirts, Comedy Introductions00:01:56 – Vouching Gone Wrong: “This Is The Show”00:03:16 – Stand-Up Bombing & Weird Gigs00:04:32 – Fake Jewelry & Speech Impediment Roasts00:06:35 – Chris Sneed Announces Comedy Special00:08:24 – Healthcare Workers Discount Promo00:10:29 – Malcolm Talks Filming in Cape Town00:12:00 – Malcolm's Torn Achilles, Written into the Script00:13:32 – BET Awards: First-Time Invite Reflections00:14:40 – On-Set Medics, Ginger Ale as Treatment?00:18:47 – Freestyle Rap Battle: “Book Your Appointment!”00:23:15 – Empanada Revenge Poisoning Story00:41:33 – Juicing Oreos and Underground Soda?00:43:39 – Sleep Paralysis & Seeing Scary Visitors00:47:00 – Rolls Royce Submarine & Alien Conspiracies00:49:07 – Skydiving Fail: Suit Too Tight, Plane Still Took Off00:58:20 – Florida Man in Human Hamster Wheel01:00:08 – Final Promo: “I Need Urgent Care” Special June 2601:03:44 – Gift Exchange + Outro Keychains & Comedy Love#ComedySpecial #ChrisSmith #MalcolmBarrett #DamnInternetYouScary #BETAwards #Ineedurgentcare #SleepParalysis #StandUpComedy #DIYScary #ToHearMoore #PatrickCloud #AverageJoe #CapeTown #Comedy #BlackComediansJoin our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳.We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥You don’t want to miss this one.🎙️ Hosted by @TahiryMoore & @PatrickCloud💥 Guests: Chaz Rodgers https://www.instagram.com/imchazrodgers/Dion Lack https://www.instagram.com/dionlack/ @LackaroniandChazPodcast 📺 Watch the full episode now and don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe!👉🏾 Clip this up and send to your crew – it’s pure chaos from start to finish.Sponsors:Blue Chewhttps://www.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: DIYSFactorhttps://www.factormealsc.ccom/diys50off and use code diys50off 0:00 - Intro & Set Vibes0:29 - Hiking with Comedians: Survival of the Fittest2:00 - Why Talking While Hiking is a Trap3:00 - Waterfall Desperation & Dehydration Drama4:12 - Keenan Baker’s Legendary Hiking Fail5:39 - Chaz’s Secret Stand-Up Tapes (and “using” them)6:20 - Jerking Off to Stand-Up?!7:00 - Looney Tunes Freestyle Segment Begins9:00 - Deon Drops Bars: DIYS Style10:30 - Black Excellence & Chaz’s Show12:00 - Deon the Renaissance Man: Author, Director, Dad14:20 - Oreo Coca-Cola & Snack Collabs We Didn’t Ask For17:00 - FACTOR Meal Sponsor Read (🔥 seamless transition)20:00 - Surgeon Leaves Patient Mid-Spine Surgery to Cash Check?!23:45 - Would You Take Nerve Damage for $1.2M?28:30 - Night Vision Eye Drops Are Real?!30:00 - Practical Uses for Night Vision (and pure chaos)35:00 - LASIK Talk, Bad Contact Lens Habits38:30 - BlueChew Read: Bricked Up for the Summer 😂42:00 - The 40 Elephants: London’s All-Female Gangsters44:00 - Breaking Down Their Look & Casting the Movie47:00 - The Swedish Toothache Prison Escape50:00 - Musty Friends & How to Call Them Out53:00 - Final Thoughts & Upcoming Shows

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animals 🐀🦊.Scary squad, you're in for a ride. Buckle up.🛎️ Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on notifications!✨ Sponsored by Green Chef – Use code 50DIYs to get 50% OFF your first month + 20% OFF for 2 months & free shipping 🍽️💚Producer: @HippieGoals ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS & CHAPTERS:00:00 – Morning routines & 4-mile hikes 🚶🏽‍♂️00:52 – Back in the stock market 💹03:09 – AI is ruining the environment?! 🤯06:00 – Kai Cenat’s Streamer University is genius 🎥📱10:14 – Final Destination screening becomes real-life horror 😱🎬13:38 – Is this the best horror movie marketing ever?16:02 – The eerie “Jim Twins” story 🧬18:01 – The Silent Twins & psychic twin theory 👭20:15 – Green Chef ad 🍲 (code: 50DIYs)23:01 – Cooking at home & sushi class dreams 🍣23:50 – STANDING-ONLY airplane seats?! 🚫🪑29:20 – The haunting story of Helios Flight 522 🛫👻35:16 – ZIP codes & how mail really works ✉️📮37:21 – Crosswalk rules & street name secrets 🚦41:08 – Minecraft’s banned news library 🧱📰46:17 – The Minecraft creator’s sad billionaire story 😔48:03 – Musical-watching dogs?! 🐶🎭50:22 – The world’s weirdest “service animals” 🦨🦚🐍52:11 – Final laughs & wrap-up 😂🎤Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary