Dad Meat

Tommy Pope completes his government mandated wellness check as we fend off space madness for yet another week. Cont'd over on the patreon - https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Looking like streaming these on youtube is going to be the norm btw. Go subscribe for notifications. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWWVkovtAdBInrZ4CMfSAvQ

Good clean fun from beginning to end here. We're fighting off space madness in our own ways and using tight fuckin programs to keep us grounded. Also we livestreamed this on youtube and stuck around in the chat for a few minutes after. Subscribe and turn on notifications to catch the next one or maybe we'll actually announce it or something. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWWVkovtAdBInrZ4CMfSAvQ/featured

We recorded this on Dec. 29, 2019 for the Dad Meat Podcast Patreon and it represents everything we hope to accomplish with Dad Meat. Matt McCusker not only graced us with his divine presence, but he brought along his dawg, Wes Rowlands, who simply ended up changing the course of our lives. He is a wizard at laying the groundwork for optimal living. Soak it in and get busy working on living the life you deserve.

Billy and Spud bless us with a stop on their War Mode media tour. This shit starts out popped off and sustains an unbelievable level of raw retard poignancy.

Your cabin fever's about to get even hotter. Here's a banger we did a couple months back for our Patreon with Ryan Shaner and Brian Six from Ya Fucked It. There's tons of other cool shit at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast. New content there every week. Enjoy.

The virus nearly stopped us in our tracks this week. Somehow we pulled through and got this heater past the microbes. It was live on Youtube too, if you can believe that. Go subscribe in case we pull that shit again - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWWVkovtAdBInrZ4CMfSAvQ/featured

The streets are empty. Resources are running low. Birds are softening. Now is not the time to get fat.

We're releasing a plume of white smoke along with this episode upload as we welcome the only pope that matters, Tommy Pope aka Pope Schlong Paul II. Tim and I fight through sickness to record this episode, as doing Dad Meat is the only thing that gets us hard. This one is guaranteed to make all four of your cheeks hurt. Pull your chair up to the table and enjoy this Italian feast before you. Mangia!

While making our vision boards last weekend we came across a picture with some pals and thought it was a great reason to reach out and spend some time with one of them. Gotta be honest this gets pretty dark.

Sorry we forgot to pick you guys up from soccer yesterday. We got you this 2 hour scorcher with McCusker to make up for it.

Chris Wood's Oral Presentations is the fuckin best and we're thankful to have had an hour with him Check it out.

Jesus Christ this gets spicy fast. Wowee. Follow David James on twitter and get his fuckin album when it hits in April. https://twitter.com/djamescomedy

Tensions rise when two avowed pussy men encounter a lowly foot guy. Lower than dirt. Gross. Psych naw, Nick Kupsey rules and we get into the real life background for his new book Lost in the Mail. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1674511612/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_MinnEbV214JF2

Get a load of our boy Mr. Tubs. He's a real one. A would be loser. A certified, licensed, and insured dawg. A shit philosopher, if you will. He's popped off on Miller High Lives and putting it all in perspective showing us how good life can be when your priorities are straight. God this ruled.

If you're in the Wilmington area, check out our guest's new BJJ academy at http://riverfrontbjj.com Either way, enjoy this chat with Billy Shaw - BJJ black belt, reformed wigger w-word, and captivating storyteller.

The Boys welcomed their homeboy, Carl Boccuti, to Dad Meat Studios and he radiated such Thick Hog Energy that we had to open the windows. Mike presented Tim with a birthday gift that perfectly encapsulated Tim's unparalleled qualities of first class father, international powerhouse and tracksuit aficionado. Your gonna need tissues for listening to this one, for both tear and cum purposes.

Our boy Aaron Ditro, creator of Uncle Ron's Candles, stopped by to chop it up and dick us down with details on being a self starter, following your passion and doing whatever the fuck you want to do in life. At the risk of playing too much, it's fair to say that Uncle Ron lit up the room with his insight. Join his Patreon, patreon.com/UncleRonsCandles, and get candles sent to you each month so you can bust cheeks in style.

This is a groundbreaking episode of Dad Meat as we welcome our first Lady King, our friend, Brazilian jiu jitsu teammate and co-host of Two Jacked Bros, Ansley Cox. Ansley runs the tightest program of anyone we know, so take out a pen and paper and take some fuckin' notes.

Silver Linings Playbook, Rocky 6, Creed, Creed 2 (Rocky 8), you name a Philly based movie, Jason Loftus has been responsible for putting people in them. Our guest is a true dawg on the inside of the movie making industry and we were super excited to ask him all the retarded questions rattling around our heads. Also get a load of how The Rain Train went to town on that torso.

Not a dry eye in the house when Tim presented Mike with the greatest gift since Christ's gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

Butterly and Rainey interview activist and Italian sandwich kingpin, NA Poe, at his new sandwich spot in Human Robot Brewery to delve dick deep into pot pioneering, pussy and positivity. Come get your bird rocked and go buy a fuckin' sandwich at Poe's Sandwich Joint in Philly. For an enhanced Dad Meat experience, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for the sick ass video of this podcast.

What up, Kings and Lady Kings! Enjoy this excerpt from our latest Patreon episode available at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast. We deep dick some of the reasons why and how we've systematically cut all of the limp dildos out of our lives to become world class podcasters with hearts of gold and birds of granite. We love you. Enjoy.

Rainey said 3 things in a row near the end of this that are the funniest things I can remember hearing. Also heard the dawgs barking about volume and shit. Spent some time editing the audio, let us know what you think.

Sidney Gantt is a man to emulate and we did our best to figure out what goes into making that kind of person. Hint: a dead hooker.

Weird ass childhood vacations, rehab, tracksuit energy, old men camming. Real grab bag shit. Tell your fuckin dawgs you love them.

McCusker was kind enough to give us a do-over after we fucked up his audio last week. Please enjoy this bonus free episode as a mea culpa from your boys. A Mea Cusker, if you will.

Tim and Mike were blessed with the presence of the Shaman, Matt McCusker, on this bad boy. They discussed wigger stages of development, personal development and avoiding getting buttfucked by complacency through diving dick deep into your interests. The audio on one of the mics sucks fat bird, but it is a problem that we will have fixed moving forward. Give it a listen and come have fun with us.

Butterly and The Rain Train welcome John McKeever to talk about the challenges of creative commitments, the inevitable destiny of neighborhood dirtballs and porn stars as civil rights pioneers. The cherry on top of the whole episode is McKeever's impression of Bruce Springsteen shopping in Target. Come have fun with us.

Tim and I spent an hour recording our first episode only to discover that one of our mics wasn't on. Left with no choice but to double back and give the dawgz what they need, we put our blinders on and unloaded for another hour, covering all the hits including an update on the sex torso, spicy mami motorcyclists and flipping over my Mom Mom's casket. Come have fun with us.