Dad Meat

We welcome the queen, Kim Congdon, and we discuss a romantic hallway encounter with a gentleman at the studio, dudes being dudes, and ridged cooters. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Kim's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/kimcongdon Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

Mike & Tim get to the bottom of hard-hitting subjects like a new toe-sucking league, pooped pants, and putting your wife through a headboard. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

We're joined by two thick kings, Jim Gillespie & Rob Stant, and we discuss Tim officiating weddings, alligators in the city, and wearing a shock collar to perform comedy. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

The king, LeMaire Lee, joins us to discuss Indian rap battles, losing your shorts in the pool, and broke dancing. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

We discuss the finer points of marrying a cousin, testi tangles, and Egyptian booty secrets. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

Shaner and Mayo join us to discuss driving with a twist, Bugs Bad Bunny and prosectomies. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

Kensil is back and his puppets are more terrifying than ever. We're also discussing compo face and Tim's new butt problem. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

We fondly look back upon our first FGR field trip to a breakfast buffet fit for kings and lady kings. We also discuss truck dentistry and fighting demons. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com

We get down and dirty brainstorming for the revamping of Dave & Buster's after a disastrous experience leaves Tim fired up and ready to take on the fun industry, aka Big Fun. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Follow Tim at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com

The Toilet King returns! We welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat to discuss bustin' quick, catastrophic butt injuries, and most importantly, the Free Uncle Allen movement. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Follow Tim at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com

We're joined by Amanda Gail & Keren Margolis to discuss diarrhea velocity, knife hospitality and "Hey" guys. Listen to part two at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Follow Tim at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Perks, at OnPercs.com

This is easily an all-time great episode. Our friend TaTa Sherise joins us and blows our friggin socks off. After this ep, go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast to hear TaTa tell a massage story that resulted in all of us wetting through our diapers. Check out Tim's Twitch channel at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com

Our homeboy Dru Montana joins us to discuss old men partying too hard, Seal Team Six Flags and military commercials. Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Subscribe to Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book at OnPercs.com

Happy new year, bubs! We're back to discuss the arrival of On Percs, slapboxing your wife in Mexico and new year's resolutions. Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Subscribe to Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly Buy Mike's new book at OnPercs.com

Here's a recent Patreon ep we did with our dear friend, John McKeever. We discussed multiple day loads, solo trips to Atlanta and more tales of Tommy Pope's bird. If you like this ep, join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast. Pay whatever you want and get new episodes every week. Buy Mike's new book, On Percs, at OnPercs.com Subscribe to Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly

Our friends Romy Rosner and Jimmy Gillespie joined us for what quickly turned into a real soda child party. We discussed Grindr, cream cheesing a coworker's bellybutton and firefighters who can't pronounce the letter "R." Listen to part two at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Buy Mike's new book at OnPercs.com Subscribe to Twitch.tv/timbutterly

What a nice surprise getting a visit from the king, Dan Soder, who joined us to discuss cheek bustin', eating paint and getting porked by aliens. Listen to part two at patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Buy Mike's new book at OnPercs.com Subscribe to Twitch.tv/timbutterly

We are joined by our dear friend, Matt McCusker, and we dive right into horse play, black laborer lunches and pickled turtle tanks.

Our friend Na'im Ali joins us to discuss having our growth stunted by nuns, the consequences of a stinky Uber and a very disgusting retweet. Listen to part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Pre-order Mike's new book, On Percs, at onpercs.com. Check out twitch.tv/timbutterly Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

Our boy John McKeever is back to act up with us and discuss disastrous medical false alarms, Gerben's animalistic appeal and some exciting new projects. Check out part two of this episode at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out Mike's new book at OnPercs.com Check out Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly

This one's an episode for the ages. We discuss volunteer firefighter rugby diddlers, underwater creeps, and a new million dollar show idea.

Nobody better than LeMaire to discuss Forrest Blunt, unwanted dads and neck kisses. Check out Mike's new book at OnPercs.com Check out Tim's Twitch stream at Twitch.tv/timbutterly

We welcome our dear friend Jon DelCollo and discuss a buck wild kayaking trip, foiled poon plans and a Skankfest experience for the ages.

We welcome David James, who joins us in doing our best Donald Duck impersonations, sharing our favorite Vegas conspiracies and a tearful apology for smashing Mike's car.

We're sucking back non-alcoholic beers, causing workplace accidents and discussing dirty dolphin business as we eagerly await the arrival of John Kensil. Pre-order Mike's new book, On Percs, at onpercs.com Check out twitch.tv/timbutterly

We are digging our dongs into our new digs and celebrating the release of Mike's new book, On Percs, with a special episode featuring Mike's lovely wife, Jaime, to get her perspective on Mike's Perc journey.

We are joined by two toilet titans as John Kensil and Tubs formally meet for the first time. We discuss nightmare plumbing customers, puppetry and job-quitting anxiety.

We had a blast with two OGs, Bob Levy and John Kensil, as we discussed our new studio, adult romance actors and major bird surgery.

We kick off our John Kensil appreciation month with a blast as John a duffel bag full of nightmares that leads to a ton of puppet talk, weird celebrity interactions and some sincere family business to top it off.

Na'im, Rob and Dru tickled our fancies all night, as we discussed roast battles in the woods, beatin' with the boys and George Washington's teeth.

Timbo is on vacation this week, so check out one of our favorite Patreon eps from a few months ago with Shaner. We get spicy with Shaner right off the bat and discuss beautiful specials, Rocky Denise and the art of French kissing. You can pay whatever you want to access our exclusive eps at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast. New content every week.

What a treat having Big Chris and Gard Dawg on to discuss wrestling fat lady cops, watching our enemies crumble and getting yelled at by Christian's mom.

We welcome The Woodman back to discuss revenge fantasies, rock climbing with Wood and problematic bones.

Our boys Six and Blyz join us as we discuss some wayward bobs, bunkbed sleepovers and getting chased by the homeless.

We welcome our boys Ryan Shaner and Sidney Gantt to discuss the horrors of foam pits, learning to headbutt and Only Fans sobriety.

Our dear friend Jake Mattera fills in tonight for a stranded Butterly with our boys Aaron and Pete. We discuss Jake's monster truck show experience, ideal dirtball boyfriends for our moms and wave pool twerk parties.

We are joined by Sidney Gantt and David James to discuss Tim's newfound river sexuality, taking in dying relatives and learning a few things about monkeypox in the process.

Sam Buck and LeMaire Lee join us for a raucous evening filled with talk of Sam getting roofied, LeMaire speaking on Cosby and a law enforcement crisis resulting from Sam spray painting a Nerf gun.

We are joined by our friends Blyz and Sean Clay as we discuss Ubering to Maine from Philly, monkey shootings and top tier escort sites.

The Don of the Toilet Game, Mr. Tubs, returns to drop gems all night long, discussing porkin' without doors, dangling carrots and singing the praises of Cleveland.

Fresh out of the tomb, our buddy, David James, joins us again to discuss dog problems, the nuances of cat heads and Tim's wife beating the breaks off our boy Beezer.

We're blessed with the return of The Gard Dawg. We discuss the beauty of Dolly Parton, Tim's child Benadryl haze and naturally, bussin'.

Two of our best bubs, Mary Radzinski and Jon DelCollo, join us to discuss establishing the FGRmada, the power of scooters and meat-out steam room fights.

We are blessed with our boy Mike Feeney, who joins us to discuss lady fires, the new Cars movie and honoring dead adult film stars.

We welcome an absolute king, the one and only Online Boy, and we discuss joining Slipknot, joining the bobs and aunts changing shapes.

Back to FGR basics tonight as we discuss Monster Rehab, VR fantasies and fighting at the aquarium. Come see us in Texas later this month and grab tix at timbutterly.com.

We're outta weekend jail and back with a vengeance! We're joined by our friends Sarah Bell and Sidney Gantt as we discuss the dark descent into bidets, shirtless lawnmowing and plenty of pee pee and poo poo stuff.

We welcome our friends Bob Levy & Mel Harris to discuss gross basement cups, being honest with kids and developing a plan to release hot ladies from prison.