Dad Meat

This was a hot one baby, as our friends Lemaire lee & Nik Oldershaw joined us to discuss answering Craigslist ads, alternative lifestyle ninja turtles and oversized pet balls.

We carried on like bad soda children with Ryan Long for over an hour on this surprise episode of Dad Meat. Check out Ryan's new special, "White Immigrant," available now on YouTube.

We are joined by our boys Tubs, Paul Fenz and Uncle Ron for an FGR mastermind meeting. You know we gotta talk about busting our wives cheeks out, questionable cranking methods and just straight up wildin'.

We're joined by Mike Figs and Robbie Goodwin of Young Guns Podcast and we're discussing unique steaks, leaving Yelp reviews on painkillers and confronting your baby mama's new man.

We're blessed to have Sidney Gantt and Jon DelCollo with us to discuss lame dog attacks, cramping up during lovemaking and Sea World being dolphin sex offender jail.

We are blessed with the guys from Durag and the Deertag Podcast as we discuss the power of black woman compliments, getting beaten by youth coaches and mean MomMoms.

We are graced by the presences of Shawn Gardini and John Kensil and we discuss hot dog eating, milkman diarrhea emergencies and then the puppets pop out. Check out Dad Meat live on tour with Colum Tyrrell at Helium Buffalo on March 23 and Helium Philly on April 12.

What a treat! We are honored to welcome our boys James Hesky and David James back to the show. We get right into murdering your spouse in a convenience store, Hesky's skin problems and a hate-filled reimagining of I Love Lucy.

This is a Patreon ep from a couple weeks ago that we are giving to everyone to start your weekend off right. If you enjoy it, consider joining us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast and pay whatever you want. Love you, bubs.

We're joined by Alia Janine and Sam Buck to discuss drinking with Jeffrey Dahmer, dictator clothing lines and children dressing up as Confederate icons.

Our dear friend Ryan Shaner joined us for an all time hootenanny. We got into getting hard during sporting events, getting beat up by a lady and starting second families.

In what many are calling the most powerful podcast episode to ever hit the Internet, Matt McCusker and Ian Fidance join the boys for a soda-fueled frenzy that covers near death experiences, seeing your dad getting porked by a cartoon character and a lil' geopolitical hijinx.

Fresh off the high of our tour kicking off, we rejoice in the company of our beloved Jake Mattera and discuss Tim losing his job, aunts getting married in our houses and vets making euthanasia house calls. Head over to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this bad boy.

We're back with Lady King Supreme, Kilah Fox, and we discuss billion dollar ideas, dog robots and disgusting nursing home jobs. Join us at Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for a very spicy part two of this episode.

The great LeMaire Lee joins us to discuss his new rollerskating interest, big hog stories and making empty promises to coke dealers.

We are joined by our boy John McKeever for an evening of ripped farts, Beatles birth defects and morbidly obese body pillows.

While Tim gets his health right, Jon DelCollo and Sidney Gantt come through to discuss the Disney Vault, biting birds and talking your way out of drunk driving arrests. Come see us live in January and February w/ Colum Tyrrell and grab tix here: https://linktr.ee/MikeRainey82

We welcome The Gard Dawg, Shawn Gardini, who pops off about purple saxophones, neck kinks and picking up hitchhikers in the McDonald's drive thru.

We are joined by the king, Colum Tyrrell, to discuss our upcoming tour, the hottest old dudes and a new treatment for dementia. Check out the following dates and come have fun with us: 1/20 - NYC - The Stand 1/21 - Albany - Madison Theatre 1/27 - Boston - White Bull Tavern 2/16 - Baltimore - Full Tilt Brewery 2/27 - Chicago - Zanies

We're joined by our one boy Ryan Foster as we discuss hot Mom Moms, terrifying food workers and Moroccan hecklers. Tim puts on a farting fireworks display for the ages that will leave you wanting more and checking your own shorts.

We welcome our friend Sonia Z. and immediately cleanse our energy with a group prayer then bellyflop right into some earnest squirt talk.

We are back from Skankfest South with full hearts and rock hard birds. Whole episode is centered on good vibes, gay dads and destroyed underwear. Check out twitch.tv/timbutterly Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

You thought Houston had a problem before? That was nothing compared to the army of the fattest, gayest, retardedest bubs that descended upon H-Town this weekend. We carried on like soda children all weekend and had an all-time rager of an episode to close out our Skankfest South experience. Love you, bubs.

The Beezer comes in swingin' a fat bird as we get into Tim's incredible Halloween costume, the powerful effect of Chucky and the intoxicating allure of wife fights.

We welcome our friend Anthony Moore to Dad Meat Studios to talk about the embarrassment of surviving a jump out of a high rise, changing of the guard at strip clubs and having a group marriage ceremony. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this bad boy. Check out twitchtv/timbutterly Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers-themed podcast out there

We're carrying on like bad soda children with Brian Finnell talking about getting your cheeks clapped at Hibachi, giving the business to soldier's wives and persistent good vibes from the live show.

The Black Anime gods parted the skies and dropped LeMaire Lee right into the Dad Meat Studio for this scorcher. We got to the bottom of broken finger jerking, clapping cheeks and our incredible inaugural Dad Meat live event.

We're blessed to have our friend Sidney Gantt back on the show to talk about mediating arrests, spending quality time with our children and creating hood drinks.

We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.

We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your spouse.

We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of whippits. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein Island.

In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on kayaking, fishing and clapping cheeks.

Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they deserve to clap.

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked.

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid spunk and enduring Mike's Hitler joke that bombed so hard it nearly ruined a terrific podcast.

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the vault," having Shaner's head frozen and doggie style births.

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his ankles, talk about taking his girlfriend to a monkey party and come up with some killer ideas for poop propaganda.

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's phone pit catastrophe, treating our wives to adult film conventions and performing cunnilingus like we were starving.

We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse.

We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our producer, Jake, who barely survived a near drowning in a foam ball pit this weekend.

This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins us. We talk about meeting Bud Bundy, coked up Roger Rabbit and getting our vibes right for the summer. Tell your bubs you love them. Love you bubs. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD to get 20% and free shipping.

We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an incredible project that never got too far off the ground, Tommy thanking his dad for smacking him, Gerben going alpha on Tommy and John disimpacting himself. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into porking in Disney and turning a nu-metal cover band practicing space into a dog turd minefield. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all their items

We decided to wild out on a Wednesday with the one and only Kilah Fox and mama mia, this was one to remember. Kilah set the tone early by threatening us with a baton, which led to Fleshlight tasers and a special haka demonstration for Kilah after she mentioned how they bring her to tears. Enjoy this bad boy then slide over to our Patreon page for a buckwild part two. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We're blessed with the presence of one of our comedy OG's, John Kensil. We farted up a storm, busted out some puppets and went cheeks deep into some hot Flintstones talk. Come have fun with us and for the love of God, listen to part two of this episode on our Patreon. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off some incredible grooming products

This one is off the chain. We let The Loud Boys into Dad Meat Studios and Dalton Pruitt, Joe Gorman and Robbie Goodwin carried on like molested Muppets. Easily our most popped off episode yet.

Collie Goat aka Colum Tyrrell graces us with his presence as we discuss developing romance novel ideas, slipping in slurs and Timbo coming out of a monumental funk with a renewed focus and thicker meat. FGR Summer is upon us. Act accordingly. Love you, bubs.

We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money cannot buy and we discuss the everlasting impact of Dirk Diggler's meat, creepy customers and gawking at bird on vacation in Florida.