Crunch Wears No Pants

Minnesota sports curses aren't real. Gary Anderson was never a Timberwolf. The season was fun. And the future is bright. See you guys at a Lynx game. Enter our contest to win a PSA Graded Ant cared on our Instagram and Twitter @NoPantsCrunch

Fear is the Mind Killer, gang. The Timberwolves dropped game 1, however the gentlemen don't seem too pressed by it. Jordan complained a little (a lot) about the refs.

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! THESE ARE THE GOOD OL DAYS!

One negative to Podcasting: Those who would be and should be voiceless somehow think they have some sort of voice now. Like us. The gentlemen recap a wild day on MN Sports Twitter, The Lakers series, the second round, and whether or not they respect certain players more or less now after the first round. Oh boy. Draymond is in town tomorrow. Should be fine! See you soon!

The Lakers subreddit is a dumb place. The gentlemen discuss the series. Jordan defends JJ Redick's decision to play his only good players for 24 straight. Brandon knows so much about basketball. Durf also knows so much about basketball. Dalton Knecht, nice playing time, you loser. Jaxon Hayes, I hope you stub your foot four million times in a row and that your foot becomes a nub. Luka: why are you the way that you are? Stop it. LeBron: nice inbound, dork. Did you see that video of a Lakers fans yelling into a phone and accidentally cutting his face with his fingernail and then he just lets it bleed so he looks insane? What's goin on over there.

The gentlemen are back to discuss the Lakers series, Jordan's unfortunate run in with a Celtics fan on an 11 hour flight to Japan, and why so many people listened to the Michael Beasley episode

Great timing for a Deep Dive into Michael Beasley's Timberwolves tenure!

ANDREW DUKOWITZ FINALLY JOINS THE POD AFTER 9 MONTHS! We discuss the human side of athletes, how he got into journalism, what's happening on the court with our Minnesota Timberwolves, and recap our appearance on the Dane Moore NBA Show on Sunday. Wow. The brand is so hot

Just an insane episode. So much has happened and we crammed it all into an hour. Jordan recorded this episode from his sunglasses lmao. We react to the Instant Classic that was a Nuggets game, Jordan was there and made enemies out of every Nuggets fan. We also react to the Brawl and Pistons fan upheaval after the fact. And lastly, we pour honey on our goats, the Iowa Wolves, for hosting us in Des Moines last week. Seriously, if you want a weekend getaway, Des Moines is a great spot. We had great food and a fun time at the game. Super underrated, will be going back. Hell yeah dude. See you later.

Obi Toppin: why are you doing this to us?

IT'S THE JULIUS RANDLE EPISODE!

Timberwolves basketball man. Andor S2 comes out in 50 days!

Those Young Timberwolves are incredible, man. We talk about Jaden McDaniels again, he keeps giving us more stuff to talk about. He also talk about TSJ and Rob's growth, Jaylen Clark and his beloved neck that we want to protect forever, and how the looming return of Julius Randle may impact Naz and Jaden's growth, but could also help cuz Julius Randle is good whether or not anybody on Wolves twitter wants to admit it. Also, the back half of this episode is our live show with Chelanga, where we just let him spew takes since he doesn't have a podcast anymore. We love Chelanga and we love you and we love the Minnesota Timberwolves

Dude, guys. That's my bad. I was really tired and didn't edit the podcast last week. We discuss the fallout from the trade deadline, Jaylen Clark, Jaden McDaniels, Naz Reid's ascension, as well as 3/14 AT TARGET CENTER SECTION 238 ROW K PANTY NATION TAKEOVER IN CELEBRATION OF PANTY NATION MEMBER OF THE YEAR NOMINEE DULUTH'S FAMOUS KAYLEE PULL UP PULL UP GET YOUR TICKETS. Also! On Thursday! 2/20! We're going to be broadcasting live from Fish Lake. Fiber to the Fish House! All the deets are @PulltabSports on Instagram. HOLLER

We recorded after the Kings loss, and that was the final straw for Brandon Arthur-John Beck

WE'RE BACK AFTER A ONE WEEK BREAK TO DISCUSS DDV'S BIG TOE, THE RISE OF ROB DILLINGHAM, THE JADEN MCDANIELSSANCE, AND THE TRADE DEADLINE.

Jordan Dye stops by the program to discuss sponsoring everyone's third or fourth favorite Timberwolves podcast, the process of designing two highly-coveted and sold out Timberwolves x Lamb Chops collaborations, as well as the current state of your Minnesota Timberwolves. We also talk about ice cream. Idk man

JOE INGLES MINUTES! DDV PRAISE! JULIUS RANDLE SLANDER! AND MORE ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT OUR BACKS WERE AGAINST THE WALL, DONTE DIVINCENZO COMES ALIVE!

We had to make a special sad version of the intro for this one.

Section 238. Buy tickets and sit with us as we cry watching the "welcome back, KAT!" video at Target Center. We discuss the Wolves' 6-1 run, the return of their defense, the return of Karl, the return of Jaden, and how weird AD stans are. The audio might be like 33% wonky cuz, transparently, i had my mic turned down super low and i didn't catch it until it was too late which is why it sounds like a radio show that was super compressed into a podcast with a soft limit at -24 db, which is how i used to edit all the dave ryan show podcasts back in the day. that's too much info for you to know. i'm not even sure if that was the right call tbh. whatever. enjoy another rousing episode of crunch wears no pants.

First off, the guys talk about the news of Jeremy Allen White being cast as Rotta the Hutt in the forthcoming Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Then they talk about the professional basketball team from Minnesota. And then they revive a classic CWNP bit, "Timbertales". S/o to two time panty nation member of the year runner up Greta Thun.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. FUNCTIONAL MORON AKA CORY FROM WOLVES TWITTER AND WOLVES BLUESKY IS HERE TO HELP US SIFT THROUGH THE CHAOS OF THIS SEASON! HE'S SMART! HE'S INSIGHTFUL! HE'S FUN! AND WE APPRECIATE HIM!

it's been 9 days since we've gotten goosebumps.

Friends of the pod Falling Knife gave us some beverages to consume while talking about Julius Randle. You can imagine how this turned out. We also did the "Julius or Randle" draft where we draft five people with variations of the name "Julius" or "Randle" in honor of, you guessed it, Julius Randle.

Last night, Britt Robson tweeted "Mike Conley's rep suddenly ain't what it used to be on that splayed airball cum assist arguing for a foui". Twitter lost their mind and we had to have him on the show to talk about it. We also talked about the (sad) early regression of Mike Conley, the new City Edition jerseys, the bench unit, and the Timberwolves' odd recent ability of proving the doubters wrong. Big love to Britt for coming on the show!!!

Sure. Let's release an episode today. We discuss the early season woes and successes thusfar, as the Timberwolves show signs of course correcting after some clunky first few games. We also go around and award "Naz Reid games" to historical and fictional people who may deserve them but never got the chance to be awarded a Naz Reid game.

Guys, we love Julius Randle. The gentlemen break down his fit and early returns on being Randle-pilled as a fanbase. Jordan also lists off things he actually does not like about the Timberwolves in order to beat the toxic positivity allegations. We also add a monster to the timberwolves in celebration of Halloween.

guys. Chelanga is back. So are the wolves. We try to react normally to game 1 and discuss the whole Bronny James sitch as well as talk about Family Guy.

Look guys. If you dont go and follow Bad Angle Basketball on Instagram right now I'll be pretty mad about it. Today, we talk to Jack from BAB to discuss the vibes after a heartbreaking Lynx loss, as well as the vibes surrounding exciting showings from our young Wolves in the pre-season. The Timberwolves and Lynx Organization is truly a bountiful source of entertainment and joy. There is beauty all around us if you choose to see it. We also dive into our yearly Over/Unders. Enjoy hotties. Love you so much

Hello. The Lynx are really good. The Wolves Things bracket is happening right now and the bracket is lookin weird. We also talked about some pre-season Wolves storylines. Oh boy. We're so back guys

Hey guys. Here it is. The episode that, deep down, we knew we'd eventually have to record one day but didn't want to admit it. And now it's here.

This one starts out kinda hot lmao this one is for sure an "in your airpods" episode and not a bluetooth speaker at the office episode. I don't think any of our episodes are bluetooth speaker at the office episodes. Alright guys here's the deal. JakesGraphs was on the show. We discuss how insane the Lynx are, and how blessed we are to have two elite professional basketball teams in Minnesota. We also discuss the alleged City Edition leaks and the state of Nike jerseys. We also talk about making a computer only for, well, you'll see. We also learned that there's a thing in the UK called "Cock-a-Leekie" soup, which we clearly had a field day with. Oh yeah, we also had our mailbag that we solicited for on Twitter. A LOT of Arby's questions. We'll do our season premiere podcast soon (allegedly). Long live Lamb Chops. Love you bye.

We say hello to new Timberwolves and goodbye to those who have departed. We also draft past and present timberwolves into our favorite fandom shows and movies

Hello hotties. We talk about the draft. We talk about the Lynx. We talk about where Cheryl stands all time in all time GM and Coach rankings. We review our over/unders from before the season. What an episode

COLE ALDRICH IS AN OFFICIAL SACWNPYEPAE AWARD WINNER!!!!!!

TEAMS DOWN 3-0 IN THE CONFERENCE FINALS ARE 0-155. UNTIL THIS YEAR. IT WAS WRITTEN. IF YOUR NAME IS ABE AND YOUR "WRITE" FOR SB NATION YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU DRIVING RECKLESSLY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA CUZ BOY HOWDY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT

The best time to release a series preview podcast is last night at 10pm when we finished recording this. The second best time is now, 2:16pm the day of the game. The gentlemen break down the advantages of both teams and predict where the series nets out (spoiler: we predict what you're predicting too). Jordan has wifi issues. He's moving into his new house next week so that won't be a problem much longer. We also memorialize the Denver Nuggets cuz they're dead. Love you. Suck it, DNVR. Cole Aldrich: come on the pod ya weirdo

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THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS BY 45 POINTS! ANT WAS INSANE! JADEN WAS THE MVP! KAT IS THE JOKIC STOPPER! RUDY IS RUDY! MIKE CONLEY IS BACK!

Guys, the Minnesota Timberwolves may very well win an NBA Championship this year.

on today’s show, the gentlemen break down the advantages the Nuggets have over the Wolves, and vice versa. We also do an in memoriam segment for the fallen Phoenix Suns

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Look guys, it happened. Kyle Theige joins the pod and we put him on the hot seat, previewed Game 2 of the Suns series, and went through the treasure chest of Wolves history during the Wolves Things Draft. You'll be shocked to hear this, but this episode is nuts.

HELLO! EMERGENCY POD! The Timberwolves won Game 1 vs the Phoenix Suns today in the playoffs! The gentlemen go through the key performers and break down with they succeeded. We also heap praise on Kevin Durant cuz he's dope.

BONUS EPISODE PRESENTED BY LAMB CHOPS! We have two Suns fans in Panty Nation. One of them is on the show today: Auggie 5000! You remember him as the morning show host at Go 95.3, the modern hip hop channel, a radio station so good that the suits had to shut it down because money never bought good taste. Auggie takes us through six things he's identified as Suns weaknesses that the Timberwolves will exploit. He still thinks they will win the series and that's fine cuz he's a Suns fan so don't hold that against him. We also do RANDOM SUN WOLF OF THE WEEK as well as assemble the best starting five of players who played for both the Timberwolves and the Suns. Auggie is great. Everyone say "Thank you Auggie" for coming on the show.

Today, we discuss how Wolves twitter in in shambles over the Suns match up in the first round. Why do folks choose to be super negative? Feels like a bummer way to cheer for a team. The gentlemen also discuss how KAT's tenure as a Timberwolf lives and dies with this series. We also draft the best moon related things cuz we are an anti-Sun pod for the time being. Also at the end we discuss whether or not Penguins appear in the Bible. Idk man.

It's a lot of Naz Reid talk on this episode. We dive deeper into the "NAZ SHOULD REPLACE KAT" talk taking over the timeline. We also discuss the work of cinematic genius that is Godzilla 2001 as well as if Godzilla is just a raging libertarian. Also, we suggest people who should own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor. Smaug from the Hobbit trilogy isn't one of them but does get mentioned. Love you, bye