Crunch Wears No Pants
It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form.
Pulltab Sports
Show overview
Crunch Wears No Pants has been publishing since 2022, and across the 4 years since has built a catalogue of 143 episodes. That works out to roughly 150 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 54 min and 1h 17m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. Roughly 69% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 25 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 44 episodes published. Published by Pulltab Sports.
From the publisher
It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about. Long live Jimmy's Dips and JoMomma's Salsa.
Latest Episodes
View all 143 episodesTHROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!
The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson
INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!
THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX
EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6
INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE
Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish"
Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda
Ep 149Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate
Ewe talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.
Ep 148The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men
ESHOUT OUT CASCADE CBX SPORT
Ep 146The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)
Eyou guys didn't like the game of thrones episode so we're back talking about the wolves.
Ep 145The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)
EIt's Lynx time baby
Ep 144The Game of Thrones Draft
ESo much is happening with the Timberwolves! Almost as much as what's happening in Westeros this year! In honor of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and House of the Dragon Season 3, we drafted basketball teams out of Game of Thrones Characters. HBO Max please sponsor us
Ep 143This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants
EThe vibes are ass dawg idk what you want from me as far as descriptions and episode titles go.
Ep 142Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore
Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all the condolences and nice things people have said. Jordan also told me to tell you to look up Continuing Bonds Theory by Klass, Silverman, and Nickman, as well as Neimeyer's work on Meaning Reconstruction, and the Dual Process Model of Grief by Stroebe and Schut if you're curious to learn more about helpful grief theory that's helped him, especially in regards to pet loss. We love Dane, we love you, we love your pets.
Ep 140EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK
E#LEADERSHIP
Ep 139Let's Argue about Julius Randle
EThis was certainly one of the episodes of all time
Ep 138Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's Backlog of Takes with Chelanga Langason
EUnofficial fourth host of the pod Chelanga Langason is back to give us the takes we've been missing since the end of his internet presence and the CnD NBA Show. It was great and fun.
Ep 137Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu
EDear NAW, Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuveDebí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pudeEy, ojalá que los míos nunca se mudenY si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayudenWe love you, CWNP
Ep 136Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)
EShams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.