Crews Control

Leo strikes stock market gold and ends up on Forbes top 10, Dorsch incorrectly disposes of his lunch, and Grant's brain wages war on itself. Speaking of money, film financier William "Bill" Davies Papomp (Ryan Gaul) drops by the Crews Nest to see how much money he can raise for some potential upcoming JAMP productions. We also find out what happened to Grant that caused him to diverge away from his family's average CERN level intelligence. #JackBlackGetFucked #WeActuallyLoveJackBlackAndFormallyInviteHimOnThePodcast Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant decides to put his past behind him and literally tries to cook up the next hit film, Leo gets a little too political and tells the true story of his family's "Glasserole Incident", and Dorsch goes rooting around in a stranger's purse and almost makes an unfixable mistake. A little later, Gesticulation Consultant Ronny (Marissa Rice) stops by the Nest to talk nonverbal talk. Ronny brings a lot to the table and Dorsch helps her unpack it all. Some of the topics the Crew covers with her are how holding a mug defines one's character, the dark and unsurprisingly erotic world of the Spy Kids fan-fic site "Thumblr", and how ten minutes of Tech Deck a day keeps the TEC-9 away. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant takes everyone on a company expensed trip to Gettysburg PA for the annual Lincoln Lodge Luncheon. Dorsch thought he was going on vacation and Leo wants nothing more than to be kicked off the grounds. Much to Grant's surprise, two newcomers are seated at his regular table. The Crew sets up another remote nest and chats with Topster McMan and Mary-T (Ethan Parets and Laurel Gozzo). Additionally, Grant speaks the saddest sentence of all time, Leo secures a very romantic date, and Dorsch pulls a National Treasure. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo makes an unapologetic vow and reveals he is in possession of Grant's least favorite historical artifact, Dorsch has a fashion faux pas and is totally not illiterate, and Grant invites his co-hosts to a party at his family's ancestral home, the Lincoln Lodge. Speaking of parties, the Crew sits down with famed stunt double Buck Housman (Billy Cox) at the wrap party for one of JAMP's recent films. Buck peels himself off of two giant celebrity-lookalike-strippers to come chat about his suspiciously timed injuries and the "death" of Timothée Chalamet. We wish this episode was sponsored by Pringles; Once you pop, the fun don't stop! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo that rascal! He absconded with the recording equipment leaving Grant and Dorsch alone in the Crews Nest without any idea of what was going on. In the meantime, Leo goes on a way too arduous quest to find eight bottles of champaign for an upcoming wrap party. He ends up at the local mall where he interacts with a plethora of new faces including but not limited to Banana Republic employees Vermont and Michigan (Zach Barker and Ari Goldberg). Leo also comes face to face with some old camp bullies and has a close encounter of the fifth kind. You don't want to miss out on this inside look into the everyday life of Leopold Bordeaux! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant lets slip the existence of some of the Lincoln family secrets, Leo mourns his failed project and generates even more online enemies, and Dorsch says yes to drugs. Bob Francis, you know, that old union lighting guy, (JJ Moran) stops by to talk about the new documentary "Lights, Camera, Lights Again" that he and J.A.M.P. are working on together. Along with the film, Bob and the Crew chat about the sordid past of other famous Bob, Bob Barker, the three best places to do cocaine, and later they all enjoy watching a clip from the project they worked on together last, the 90 minute Oscar winning Zippo lighter commercial. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo announces his new architectural project, Dorsch reveals his new discount tattoo, and Grant boasts about how he singlehandedly ruined an entire city's economical and educational industry leaving it nothing more than a sad coal town. Later on, the Nest is visited by Fred Jones (Dan Kelly), Head Puppeteer and Creator of Firefighter Funhouse. Fred and a few of his puppets teach the Crew about the magic triangle of facial features, the difference between Yoda and Grover's voices, and have a deep conversation about soles and the fishmongers who monger them. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant had so much fun during the first leg of his BO-BA Journey of Self Discovery on the Ugandan Savannah that he decided to take the recording equipment with him on the second leg in Salt Lake (no not THAT Salt Lake). Leo and Dorsch take a well deserved but probably not earned break from recording while Grant is off discovering himself. Join your favorite presidential descendant as he meets a plethora of new friends including Barf Kingsley and Mr. Pilot (Pete Broderick and George LaBour), enjoys the hospitality of three very unique hotels, and walks a mile, or rather a tunnel, in Princess Diana's shoes. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

It's our twentieth episode!!! We didn't do anything special for it. Grant tears the syfy channel a new one, Leo gets up close and personal with Idris Elba's crotch, and Dorsch learns that there is more to the Star Wars universe than that one animated show on Disney XD. Later on, Hollywood's best aspiring agent Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan) stops by. Tony has nothing to do with Martian Conquest or anything we at JAMP are working on. Grant invited him to guest on the show after meeting him in a filthy Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant prepares for a journey of self discovery, Dorsch sets his eyes on an AILF, and Leo experiences a kind of fatherhood. A little later we have quite the guest in the Nest this week! Krypto the Super Dog and his pal Ace the Bat-Hound take a break from fighting dog based evil to talk about their new fil... What's that? Different Krypto? And it's Grant's fault? Yeah, that checks out. Somehow we end up talking to Krypto Wesley (Jonas Olson) the currency expert for the new docudrama "Bitcoin Of Truth" this week. Krypto the regular human gives the Crew a lesson on the crazy world of cryptocurrency using hands on exercises like "make your own coins", and "send it to Boris".Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant gets sticky feet and discovers a new allergy, Leo shows off his love for Grant in his own special way and signs off on a gorilla, and Dorsch wants his job back. Then, Development Executive for a major network Gil Kingsling (Ryan Gaul) stops by the Crew's Nest to sift some clams, and by that we mean listen to pitches for the network. We're pretty sure he ended up at J.A.M.P. by mistake but hey, we'll take it! Not wanting to miss out on the chance for fame, the crew masterfully throws together the pitch of the century. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] or on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

If you were ever curious about what would happen if Grant managed the company budget then this is the episode for you! This episode is also for you if you are a fan of Leo's line of unwearable shoes, the origin and meaning of Dorsch's name, Hooters' salad bars, and father-son underwear. Later on, but not much later, the Nest gets an early visit from none other than Arizona's self titled "sexterminator" Harry Russel (Bill Fryer). Harry hired J.A.M.P. to run a very avant garde ad campaign for his exterminator business, and trust us when we say these ads make perfect sense. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant shows off what he has learned from taking popularity classes, Dorsch is such a Zoe, and Leo recalls just how he ended up in a coma and let's just say it involves a carnival caravan. Later, Miranda Kosgrove with a K (Sam Carty) gets blown into the nest where she talks about her role as Hair and Makeup Stylist on the serialized film I.T. Girls. Please excuse Grant's stuffy nose, he is sorry. *sniff* Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Big changes are announced! You'll never believe what happened at JAMP! Leo vindicates Grant, Dorsch's soul gets saved, and Grant mixes up the meaning of the word ass in a pretty big way. Later on Hymnal Director of the lottery-scheme Christian film Heaven's Hope, Veronica Grant (Bianca Carrasco) stops by to talk religion. She didn't want this to get out but let's just say, Veronica has ties to all sorts of religions. She also sings a biblical classic and boy does it slap.Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Dorsch talks about his profitable new trampoline based charity, Grant brags about hand props, Leo takes a walk in a poor person's shoes, and Christoff teases a big company announcement. Joining the Crew in the nest this week is world renowned dialect coach Kelly Vorelli (Marielle O'Malley). Kelly takes the Crew on an alcoholic accent adventure and then runs some roleplay sessions showing off just what she is capable of. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Oh My God! Grant attempts to retake control of the introductions but experiences what can only be described as a short circuit. Dorsch and Leo continue to conspire against Grant by seeing just how far they can push his ability to segue. Later on Actor Social Order Supervisor Oswald "Ozzy" Packinack (Ben Cohen) climbs into the Crews Nest to talk about his role on the set of Oh My God!. Someone has to keep actors in their societal and hierarchical place and apparently that's the job description! We also talk about the documentary series Men In Black, and the dark side of SAG. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

We know you were all excited for Dame Judi Dench this week but a company-wide evacuation notice due to one of Leo's Instagram posts means that there is no guest this week! So, the Crew takes a break from talking about work and instead turns their attention to Leo's continuing rivalry with the Mandarin. Also, Grant breaks an NDA when he lets Dorsch and Leo in on what he has been up to in his spare time. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake. Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo follows up on last week's vague apology while introducing his own personal MCU level nemesis, Grant offers up what may be too many puppy dog eyes, and Dorsch tries his hand at the intro and outro. Later, we chat with Caterer Casey McCarthy (Sam Goldberg) about his work on Judd Apatow's magnum opus "Beneath The Cabinet". Casey tells us about his time growing up in Africa, being saved by a group of lawyers that definitely do not qualify as a cult, and the thankless job of feeding lettuce to Emma Stone. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

The Crew reads this week's letter from Christoff aloud. You won't believe what he has to say! Everyone has something to get off their chest. 24 minutes later, Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) climbs into the nest to answer questions ranging from small to, you guessed it, BIG! We also reminisce over the very first episode we never released and its legendary guest. This episode is sponsored by Sauce Towel. "Kazaam, Sauce Is Gone" Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Grant offers to take Christoff out for lunch on Leo's dime, Leo unveils "gas station sheik", and Dorsch tests Grant's blind acceptance of everything by feeding him garbage. Later on, famed Actor/Janitor/Spy/Baseball Player Bill Lee (Ryan Snodgrass) drops by to talk shop. To be honest though, the Crew really just uses him to clean the Nest. Other topics include Spirit Airline's dogfights, lawyers with long range weapons, and surprising gas station amenities. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

The Crew gets a game changing letter from owner and CEO of J.A.M.P. Productions Cristoff, Leo announces his new hobby and potential lineage, Grant shares he has the hots for a particular Pence woman (no not Mother), and Dorsch reminds us how he got his job. Our guest this week was going to be Keith Richards but he thought Grant was just asking for an autograph. In his stead we got the best key grip in the business, Stephen Staarrre (Hank Nooney). Let's just say Mr. Staarrre grips much more than just keys. He also shares the secret to the art of visualization and gives quite the scoop on the mangiest little dog in Hollywood, Timothée Chalamet. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe and we will love you forever.Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Whats this? A mysterious sticky note left on Grant's "parking spot"? Actual plot? Listen to find out! Jason Child (Matt Griffin) drops by this week to talk about his time as Script Supervisor on the new happy go lucky film about a murderous middle-schooler, "Tyler's Secret" The Crew talks Bond, Etymology, Jeff Bezos' time as Leo's penis handler, and those blue signs with the turtle on them all over parking lots. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Grant Lincoln, great great great great grandson of Abe Lincoln, finally shares some of his family secrets with the Crew. From Gettysburg to big tennis, your questions WILL get answered. Later on the director of The Translator, Lesley Knight (Ann Bybee-Finley) enters the Crews Nest. Lesley, being the only Hollywood director with a degree in quantum physics, chats with the Crew about her crazy directorial talent of making the concept of time travel immensely uninteresting. They also discus the vermin problem on set, and later wax poetic about "crazy future man Gary Busey". Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Self described Comedy Fluffer Lev Stevenson (George LaBour), barges into the "crews nest" this week. He tells us about his time as the the fourth stooge, his pivotal role in the oddly prophetic film "Kennedy In Dallas, Don't Lose Your Head", and does his best to make us laugh with his seemingly endless stream of book puns. We are also given quite the scoop on famous funnyman Mike Myers. As Mr. Stevenson himself says, "You can't help but laugh." Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Leo and Dorsch finally return from their impromptu trip to New Mexico to find that Grant has made some changes to the break room. After some finger lickin' stories from their Midwest adventure, the crew welcomes famed composer Hank Melon (Andy Bridges) into the "control room". We finally tackle important issues like Oklahoma BBQ vs. Ukrainian BBQ, the flavor profile of a basketball, and we uncover the startling truth behind how John Cena got so jacked. Also, please excuse Grant for speaking into the wrong end of the microphone for the first 15 minutes. He really is doing the best he can.Questions or comments? You can now reach the crew at [email protected] art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro

Well, that certainly didn't take very long. Janet Tongas has quit her position as Production Assistant at J.A.M.P Productions. The answer to why lies within this very episode. We honor her departure by not having a guest this week. Leo had Hollywood big shot Jason Momoa lined up but Grant refused on account of not wanting to be seen in such a vulnerable state. In lieu of Mr. Momoa, the guys chat about Leo's beef with Hugh Laurey, Grant's magnum opus, and the dunk contest they had vs. Shaquille "The One Who Walks Between Worlds" O'neal. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro

The Crew is back for another episode after a long day on set. Grant and the gang reveal what they've sacrificed for the podcast. Later on, and don't let his creditors know, Location Coordinator and Security Detail Specialist Paul Anspring (Mark O'Connell) stops by to talk bedbugs, the art of hot dog sucking, and everyone's least favorite hive, The Pestborough Baptist Church. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro

The cast has gone home and the crews in control, welcome to the pilot episode of Crews Control! Grab a clipboard and put on your headset as you join J.A.M.P. Productions crew, Grant Lincoln, Leopold Bordeaux, Janet Tongas, and Dorsch on their mission to become rich and famous. Shortly after declaring they were the only ones who hadn't left for the day, everyone's favorite starlet Mary-Lynn Thepostman proves the crew wrong and drops in on the recording session to talk triplets, tits, and the US Post Office. Show Art by Dave BenderTheme Song by Steve Sarro