Crews Control

Grant is nerdified and drops his balls while Dorsch plays hooky and Leo battles the bulge. Joining the single present Crew member this week is a pair of "friends to kid actors" Decland Morris (Andy Bridges) and Sonia Jones (Bianca Carrasco). They all chat about the power of self-assigned NDAs, coping with Ugly Disease, and experimental youth serums. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant breaks a trance and is a boob, Dorsch plans revenge and says no, and Leo is still battling his bulge. The Crew's Nest is visited by its first baby this week while JAMP is working on the new Baby Geniuses reboot. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch donates his body and CCs the CIA, Grant's voice is spot on and plays along, and Leo is battling the bulge. It's another returning guest this week! Timothée Biggums is back and he has new stories to tell. This time with less sting rays. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch makes a trench and wears away at his leg meat, Grant solves for Pi and is visited by a ghost, and Leo goes on sabbatical in order to traverse the outlands on an extended spiritual journey we are dubbing "The Battle of The Bulge". Rest assured, we will see Leo again. He just needs to come to grips with a certain new appendage first. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

It's about time! The Crew joins forces once again and travels back in time to fix not a printer, but a printer fixer in dire need of fixing. Along the way, Leo delivers a fatal high five, Grant suffers from time sickness, and Dorsch poaches some dino DNA. Special guest appearances by Al Gore, Dan Jay, and a certain Dubai based oil baron. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant has a brain for radio and invokes the rule of threes, Dorsch goes bleu and waits on hold, and Leo is dealing with a wardrobe accident. Welcome to 101.4 FM, WJAMP. Now accepting callers! (No sheep were harmed in the making of this episode) Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Its Leo's turn to cope with the state of things but luckily Grant and Dorsch are back in the Crew's Nest this week. Grant takes the lead on this week's episode though after Dorsch drinks some bad boba. The Crew inadvertently celebrates Thanksgiving with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss) and his harvest of flesh-toned squash. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Dorsch are still adjusting to their new old normal so Leo and Peaby pick up right from where they left off last week for yet another episode of Fixin' The Printer. This episode is Sponzored by Reverse Viagra. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

There's only so much time travel one can handle before needing to take a break so the Crew will be dealing with Leo's newfound "reverse Midas touch" soon. While Grant and Dorsch reacclimate to their new old lives, Leo sits down with the leader of the collation coalition Peaby Wiggleworthy for another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

But wait, there's more! Grant may have solved his temporal anachronism but Dorsch must have stepped on a butterfly when they were back in the past. The Crew now needs to traverse not only time, but also space, to put Dorsch's life back on the correct path. This episode is brought to you by 3D Purple Fusion buttons, "It's the button of the Summer!" Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Four score and seven years ago our great-great-great-great grandfathers brought forth on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in quarantine, and dedicated to the proposition that all Crew are created equal. Now, Grant, Leo, and Dorsch are engaged in a convoluted trilogy of episodes, testing whether that podcast, or any podcast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is afraid and naked and rates male chickens, Dorsch cancelled Batgirl and needs to go back to bed, and Leo leaves some voicemails and operates outside of basic hornyness. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch scratches an itch and monitors a party, Grant confesses and describes a cold soldier, and Leo opened a 7/11 brand chocolate bar only to find a golden ticket so he is off touring yet another factory. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Dorsch sit down to record a completely normal episode of Crews Control. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

What if these guys got the job? Somebody really needs to fix whatever Grant did to the timeline... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant makes a call and gets blown away, Dorsch gets patched up and eats a dirty meatball, and Leo is off touring the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Rather than featuring a guest this week, Grant and Dorsch use this episode to announce the Crew's new Patreon that they would love for you to subscribe to. Also they make some phone calls to the Dyson corporation. Become a Crewton for only $3 a month at patreon.com/crewscontrol Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant wears a diet coat and talks before he thinks, Leo is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and sings an absolute banger, and Dorsch is out sick. Business partners Julian McNutt and Eddie Traygo (Bill Fryer and Andy Bridges) stop by the Crew's Nest this week to talk about waxing and taxing in the film industry. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant narrates and has two feet, Leo has radio mouth and is not immortal, and Dorsch is sound asleep in his own bed. The cast has gone home and so have the crew so what are Grant and Leo doing still roaming around the halls of JAMP after hours? And why does it smell like cookies? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant begs for emails and makes a promise, Dorsch places an order and checks his multiversal map, and Leo is in Africa on the "Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Tour of the Serengeti". Yeah, it's real, look it up. Time is still broken but we'll get back to that eventually. In the meantime, the present Crew is joined by Spiritual Wellness Therapist, Jordan Mancini (Ben Cohen). Topics discussed include the lifespan of crows, dangerous currency conversions, and sneaky waterfowl. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Another week, another set of wires crossed. Not sure how it happened but we hope you enjoy this rare inside look at the goings-on of Leo's lab. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is busy washing all of his underwear and Leo is on holiday, so this one is for all you Dorsch super fans out there! Left to his own devices, your favorite Moosekrainian discovers the Crew's recording devices have all been stolen! Not wanting to solve this caper alone, Dorsch opens up the CLUber app and books the help of the prolific detective Grayson Ground. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Welcome to Season 3 of Crews Control! Remember when Grant invented that time machine a few months back? Well, the ramifications of that event are finally starting to come to light. The timeline is fractured and the Crew is doing everything in their power (sort of) to right Grant's temporal wrongs. Somehow, even though there is no recording equipment in Hot Nuts, that's what the microphones captured this week. Enjoy! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is incapable of shame and vows to un-Back-to-the-Future himself, Dorsch desperately needs a new chair and sounds like a little green alien, and Leo power rangers and makes an inadvertent callback. Welcome to the Big Crew2na! Can you believe it's been two whole years of Crews Control? We kinda can't! The Crew starts off by catching up with Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) before transitioning to the main event, the party to top all parties. You won't believe who shows up! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

It's week three of the Sweeny Ultimatum and that means the Crew has to solve the vague yet important problem that is simply known as "movie critic." Grant, Leo, and Dorsch take this to mean they need to host a focus group of nationally acclaimed critics to provide feedback on their work. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch makes a mean shrimp cocktail and pleads for a fifth, Leo has a tough realization and tries a new diet, and Grant pre meditates and plays with poison. It's week two of the Sweeny Ultimatum and the Crew eventually gets down to business on solving the company-wide problem of eating instead of working. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected] an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrolWe're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is the family pariah and gets detained, Dorsch smokes salmon and sends the Lakers to the moon, and Leo smacks some serious gob and needs a new phone. With only three weeks to solve three problems and the fate of the company hanging in the balance, the Crew gets right to work on the first of Willy's demands. Fixing the plumbing disaster that is JAMP's mesh hole. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant celebrates achieving the milestone that is 100 episodes and reviews the hot new subscription box, Leo gets cinched and reviews the hotter new subscription box, and Dorsch gets a hug and reviews the hottest new subscription box. It's episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than have union labor organizer Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) crash into the Crews Nest with criticism and an ultimatum! Here's to another 100 episodes! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch receives a gift and might need a paternity test, Grant remembers two timelines and forgets a famous frog, and Leo visits the dentist and spirals. Due to a big industry-wide strike, nobody was around to guest this week, but the Crew (i.e., Grant) won't let that get in the way of recording episode 99 of their hit podcast. The guys take this time to share some gripes they have with unions in general, chat about the upcoming Big Crewhuna, and also listen to a few of Leo's TikToks. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo gets a new roommate and suffers a toxic burn, Grant becomes a fan and plugs Hot Nuts' newest menu item, and Dorsch is sitting shiva this week. Failed astronaut and screenwriter Chip Aldrin (Bill Fryer) floats into the Crews Nest to chat about NASA requirements, street people, and space sex. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant thanks strangers and is happy to play guest, Dorsch mourns and is sorry about the clicks and clacks and promises to not dip his microphone in his diet schprite anymore, and Leo is on the other side of the world working on a commission from the Prince of Narway to design the royal family's wedding attire. Swinging by the Crews Nest this week is Australian accent coach Timothée Biggums (Jonathan Matheny). Mister Biggums and the Crew chat about Canadian provinces, non-human unions, and the death of Steve Irwin. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

We're off to the races folks! Leo is busy working on his next big project so Grant takes a last minute flight to join Dorsch and Billy the Science Filly in New York for the third leg of the Triple Crown. Put on your big big hat and place your bets for the race of the century! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo gets ready for Hagrid Summer and is not a dad, Grant works on his annunciation and loves it, and Dorsch is at the Preakness. Miniatures expert Norm Ee (Brendan Lorello) stops by the Nest this week on the way to his in-house shrine where he and the Crew talk about triplets, tally marks, and taking five. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant eats a sand-sandwich-wich and remembers his sister Susan, you know, from CERN, Leo may be behind the death of a famous dancer and takes part in yet another experimental test, and Dorsch is at the Derby! Joining the Crew this week is deli meat master, Gregory Heinz, no, not Gregory Hines (Andy Bridges). Gregory and the present crew chat about gimmicky rideshare options, updated food pyramids, and if it's possible to make Ronda Rousey smile. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Uh oh! Leo has hijacked the airwaves again to bring you all another episode of his hit printer based show. In this episode, Leo sits down with retired Lexmark printer salesman Gruncho Munx (Ari Goldberg) to chat about family portraits, confusing movies, and reverse termites. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

After this week's guest got in the wrong Uber and ended up at Dulce Maria's Sweet 16-Quinceañera-Bat Mitzvah, the Crew are left with nothing to do and no one to talk to. Luckily, the vault of unused content was left open, so Grant, Dorsch, and Leo sit back, relax, and pop in two of the strangest interviews you've never heard. Have a nice beak! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant definitely Back to the Futured himself and eats the wrong part of candy, Leo is a gangly gaunt weirdo and enters his Joker era, and Dorsch is MIA this week but we all know he is riding around the countryside on/with Billy the science filly. Explosives expert Blade Doorknock (Hannah Shifflet) blasts into the Crews Nest this week to chat about Weird Al's hair, Matt Damon fantasies, and the great Chicago fire. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroSound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets tangled and takes a big gulp, Leo is the Hood Boy and plays a clip from his childhood, and Dorsch sucks and has a big unruly beard. The Crew gets shown around the Asylum Group's shiny yet deceivingly fragile new headquarters by resident sound engineer Vero (Bianca Carrasco). Along with their tour, the Crew and Vero chat about the source of #2 pencils, the great JAMP resume pit, and the status of Timothée Chalamet's spaghetti neck. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets a new job to cope with his breakup and may have Back to the Futured himself, Leo meets a basketball superstar and is kinda funny, and Dorsch gets riled up and does comedy math. The guest this week got lost at sea so the Crew takes it as an opportunity to announce JAMP's new business daddy. That's right, Fantasticorp sold JAMP at what we can only assume to have been a huge loss to the company known as Asylum. Also announced are not one, but two upcoming Big Crewhunas 11 and 13 weeks out. This episode is sponsored by Mercury Fork. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

It is the middle ground between truffle farmer and woman wearing a big big hat, between fungus and tennis ball, between Geronimo Grampton and Detective Miller (Matt Hession), and it lies between the love of Grant's life and the depths of his stupidity. This is the dimension of ineptitude. It is an area which we call Leslie's Truffle Farm. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets in hot water with Legal and shrinks the Dink, Leo eats forbidden lettuce and gets violently booped on the snoot, and Dorsch gets swoll(en) and goes clearance shopping. Joining the Crew this week is Plant Master Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg). Clorton and the Crew chat about the Onion Union, the tragic story of Marigold Monroe, and cheap shaving products. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant has a shower thought and makes one thing clear, Leo powers through a power bar and provides acerbic wit, and Dorsch has a heaping helping of hay and is definitely dating a horse. No guest this week means the Crew gets a chance to catch up with each other. Together they mourn the loss of Leo's wide car drivers Hans and Gruber, learn more about Billy the science filly, and ponder if pets can truly have a personality. This episode is sponsored by ShrimpStraw!!! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo makes an enemy and promises another's child, Grant gets drunk and loses luggage, and Dorsch is off on a date with his new science girlfriend Billy the science filly. Joining the Crew this week is Agent/Manager/Therapist to the stars, Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan). Tony and the crew talk biohazards, niche HBO channels, and the horrifying truth behind a certain trashcan dwelling Grouch. This episode is sponsored by DEMODONG!!! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant goes a little too deep and springs a leak, Dorsch is confused and makes a map, and Leo is stuck in Moldova. Crashing into the Crews Nest this week is Celebrity Death Announcer, Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran). Waldo is here to break the story of the tragic spaghettification of Timothée Chalamet, but he and the Crew also chat about movie theater rituals and hanging out with people who look and dress just like you. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant tries the soup and takes a compliment, Leo sneezes and pours a nightcap, and Dorsch is stuck in a reverse éclair this week. Dropping into the Crews Nest today is famed erotic fan fiction writer, M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin). The Crew and Ms. Lilac chat about Animorphs, scholastic book fairs, and the power of virginity. Did we mention Animorphs? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch goes ham on salami and dresses for a date, Grant questions the booking process and gets a vending machine, and Leo speaks German and settles for Yao Ming. Joining the Crew this week is Dry Ice Aficionado Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker). Mr. Mapleroot and the Crew chat about science, syrup, and the truth about D.B. Cooper. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo's griddle is toast and he gets twin printers, Grant invents time travel and sniffs out some shrooms, and Dorsch adds digits and eats dusty bacon. The aforementioned man of the future (George LaBour) joins the Crew this week to talk about the good old days. Based on most of the future information George shares, it becomes pretty easy to understand why he chooses to talk about his past, which is our present. Beep Beep! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch orders lunch and wishes for kids, Grant spins off and doesn't talk about Bruno, and Leo talks to Alexa and has a great big wart. Stepping out of the shadows this week is Fantasticorp lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul). It's been a while since Jason has made his presence known, so the Crew fills him in on what has been going on since then. Additionally, they chat about profits and prophets, including the very mysterious Jesus. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is the bearer of good news and wants boobs, Leo makes a charcuterie board and gets real wrinkly, and Dorsch is in the home country getting the cure for the Moosekrainian Flu. Joining the Crew this week is Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino), the Historical Consultant on JAMP's new film in the REDACTED universe. Mrs. Applebottom and the boys talk about human aesthetics, cryptids, and the great Pharos of our time. Additionally, Grant and Leo both share some hot takes. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve SarroA part of the Asylum Podcast Network.(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)