Crews Control

Grant spins the wheel and doubles down, Dorsch has vocal cord issues and develops a new trigger word, and Leo is nicer now and gets introduced to a new nemesis. Joining the Crew his week is friend of Mr. Fantastic and CEO of the Society of Mildly Evil Gentlemen of America, Phl Davis (Dan Kelly). Topics covered in their discussion include terrible acronyms, how to be more evil, and the secret identity of a particular jolly old man. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo invokes HIPAA and monkeys around, Dorsch catches the Moosekrainian flu and might be a werewolf now, and Grant is willfully obtuse and goes on a date. It's a new year and the Crew celebrates that the only way they know how. By staying late after work and recording another episode of Crews Control. They talk resolutions, relationships, and radical physical changes. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

When Grant and Dorsch are away, Leo will play. And by play, we mean hijack the feed to feature another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Joining Leo is the king of box opening videos, Victor # Copperpot (Ari Goldberg). Tune in to this episode to see just what gets unboxed. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grab yourself a glass of something wet and enjoy this selection of six pieces from Grant's new book of poetry, "Destinial Wet". Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets philosophical and breaks the first rule of a particular club, Dorsch gets a new pair of shoes and shares his breakfast, and Leo is busy visiting his PCP. The Crew is joined by self acclaimed sweat ninja Tommy Towels (Jason Guss) this week. If you're looking for his official title on set, you're looking in the wrong place. Tommy and the Crew talk about perspiration on a molecular level, the tasting notes of celebrity sweat, and what life was like as a teenage ninja. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo has bladder issues and gets real wide, Dorsch opens the door and cuts the mustard, and Grant frightens a friend and works on his poetry. Breaking through the wall this week is probably the only cinematic train conductor out there, Kansas Brickpath (Bill Fryer). Mister Brickpath and the Crew talk about statues of limitations, the etymology of dangerous objects, and proper etiquette technique. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo falls asleep at the wheel and has a normal butt, Grant is older now and is wide awake, and Dorsch tries to be helpful and drugs the chowder. Crashing into the Crew's Nest this week is American Mexican Lucha Libre superstar Liam Stryker (Ed McCabe). Liam and the gang talk about popping pecs, the first successful use of a MoCat suit, and the interconnectivity of inanimate Disney villains. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo gives big ups and asks a premature question, Dorsch uses the wrong salt and goes job shopping, and Grant dehydrates and gets pod-cucked. Joining the Crew this week is the industry's only stunt triple, Crash Macnamara (Adal Rifai). Crash and the Crew talk about what it means to be legally dead, what the grey stuff is and why it's so delicious, and what it's like living in Sega's shadow. Also in this episode, a rare one-on-one exchange between Dorsch and Leo. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch joins a nutty new crew, Leo describes Instagram posts he saw, and an emboldened Grant LINCOLN makes pottery. On this episode, the Crew learns about movie aesthetics and special effects from makeup artist Christine McBingus (Twitch.tv/CassAsssss). The Crew also gives their much-requested thoughts on Vin Diesel’s wedding attire, Mr. Peanut’s sordid past, the efficacy of business cards, and much more on a very special 69th* episode of Crews Control!*Editor's note: Gavin here, Episode 69 was last week you dummies... You were all busy at Hot Nuts... Thanks for the invite by the way... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Logo by Dave BenderTheme song by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo takes advantage of his otherwise occupied co-hosts to hijack this week's feed. Rather than your regularly scheduled programming, Leo uses this opportunity to showcase the new episode of "Fixin' The Printer". Joining everyone's favorite Bordeaux this week is everyone's second favorite Bublé! Reginald Bublé (Ari Goldberg) owner and proprietor of Bublé's Brinters, offers his experience and thin helping hand in the Sisyphean task that is Leopold Bordeaux's quest to fix the breakroom printer. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo's gets bold and uses a spare microphone, Grant gets into some of his backstory and wears a custom jacket, and Dorsch is still a little bit piggy and pink. Joining the Crew this week is Gwender Lake (Ann Bybee-Finley), inedible culinary extraordinaire. Gwender talks about her work on the riveting French film Cou Cou, but more importantly she talks about her college experience that she shared with our very own Grant. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant oinks (again), Leo oinks (again), and Dorsch oinks (again). After their Airbnb vacation takes a turn for the worse (or better, depending on whom you ask), the Crew find themselves in the clutches of spooky hotelier Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco). In their quest to escape, they meet a bunch of pigs. Some are fancy, some are horny, all are varying degrees of stupid. Will they ever escape? Will they regain their human forms? Do pigs do standup? Only one way to find out! Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant oinks, Leo oinks, and Dorsch oinks. The Crew takes a few days off to stay at a frighteningly cheap Airbnb that Dorsch found while surfing the web. As always, Grant brings the recording equipment along to record "a bit of a podcast". Things start to get a little weird as soon as property owner Chloe Barry (Bianca Carrasco) welcomes the guys inside. What's going to happen to the Crew, what's the history behind 25 Cityscape Drive, and what's with all these pigs? Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets a fact wrong and plugs his Instagram, Leo swats human flies and gets emotional, and Dorsch is still out on the Mooskrainian campaign trail. The Crew are joined by Sound Artisan Anthony DaVinci (Matt Hession) this week. They talk about the difference between noise and sound, sound scoops, and bloodline curses. Leo also gives a little preview of his side podcast, Fixin' The Printer. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant wears a scarf and Leo cites Lincoln. Dorsch is out this week but that doesn't stop the rest of the Crew from learning some pretty important news about him. That news is directly related to how and why our guest this week is former President and master impressionist Jimmy Carter (George LaBour). This is a weird one folks! Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo has a new boo and remembers his sliming days, Dorsch plays the love man and prepares some appetizers, and Grant tries to be famous and knows a thing or two about Survivor. Everyone's favorite forgotten child star Piper Shawl (Erin Keif) drops by the crews nest this week to talk about her return to the spotlight, the friendly rivalry between banana salesmen Jordan Peel and Keegan Michaels, and what it was like studying under improv guru Del Open. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!You can find Erin Keif on Instagram @erinkeif10Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

After experiencing some technical issues, the Crew gives up on recording a new episode this week. Contractually obligated to put out weekly content, they open up the vault of unusable interviews that were deemed too problematic to release as full episodes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy three interviews that should have never seen the light of day. We're sorry. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo gets the opposite of freaky and becomes an ambassador, Dorsch finds a haunted house and buys a new chair, and Grant gets blinded by science and receives a distracting text message. The Crew was expecting Michael B. Jordan to drop by this week but he had to cancel last minute. Instead of a guest, the Crew makes proper use of time by taking a Buzzfeed quiz, planning a tentative group vacation, and talking about the mysterious carpenter that visited Leo's apartment. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch calls for war and gets in the mood, Leo is a bit tangled up this week, and Grant gets a new desk toy that he will be returning, sorry about the clicks and clacks! Later on, sex choreographer Toni Tip (Steph Simon) drops by the Crews Nest to talk about Les Misérables 2, the sexual side of the Applebee's menu, and respective yet distant safe sex. Questions, comments, or literally anything at all? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant sets a trap and locks the door, Leo is late and becomes one with his art, and Dorsch meets a fellow topsider and bakes a quiche. The smallest pyrotechnic in the industry, Mariah (Sam Carty) joins the Crew this week to talk about her work on JAMP's new dramedy, "Sparks". Also discussed are bitty bats, a civil war reenactment gone wrong, and not so secret love. Questions, comments, or get well soons for Gavin? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant takes himself to court over an embarrassing twitter handle and gets pumped up, Dorsch has a hangover and takes charge, and Leo never made it back from the lake as he had to run damage control on an escapee from a certain eldritch sub-basement. Things are feeling back to normal this week as JAMP: a FantastiCorporation turns its focus on the production of the upcoming blockbuster hit Tide and Prejudice. The social media promoter of the film, Blaze Austin (Sam Goldberg), drops by the nest to talk about his work in the industry. #tideneverdies Questions, comments, or get well soons for Gavin? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Leo go fishing. Who knows what Dorsch is doing this week! What could possibly go wrong... Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo plants a garden and still hasn't fixed the printer, Grant gets ready to go fishing and talks with the tabloids, and Dorsch leaves a message and gets a promotion. Still getting used to their new business daddy, the Crew are joined by FantastiCorp's Risk Assessment lackey Nance Standard (Tayler Bungo) this week. Nance and the gang talk about keeping things wet, natural disasters, and youth soccer.Gavin... Where are you!!? Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant talks about his schooling and suffers shoe related shame, Leo takes another crack at the printer and reveals his age, and Dorsch plays Russian basketball. It's the first day under the new contract so FantastiCorp sends down corporate lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul) to discuss mission statements and contractual obligations. Still no sign of Gavin!! Where could he be??? Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant has delivery problems and gets a little too close for comfort, Leo reopens his lab and comes close to a confession, and Dorsch gets sedated and has fond memories of a rabbit. The Crew visits Dorsch's home country this week to meet up with one of the thousands of lawyers that roam the Moosekrainian tunnels. They get a little bit more than what they bargained for.Gavin is still missing! I (Grant) won't rest until he is found. Help us find our sweet boy by emailing the tip line! Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant spins the news and denounces his family, Dorsch goes vegan and talks about the home country, and Leo gets some bad news and goes on a murder rant. Not even one week into the second year of Crews Control and JAMP gets acquired by FantastiCorp. Thanks for failing to hang up on your video call with the Sharks Leo! Listen as The Crew talks about what this all means for them and the company going forward. Gavin is missing and Leo promises he is alive and well. If you have seen Gavin or have any leads as to his whereabouts please send a message to the tip line by emailing [email protected] us find our sweet boy. Questions, comments, or Gavin sightings? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch gets deep and loses a bet, Leo knows nothing about the disappearance of the Mandarin and likes it when they call him Big Papa, and Grant makes a heartfelt apology and finally gets the answer he has been hoping for. Welcome to the Big Crewhuna folks! One year later and the Crew is still at it! A bunch of fan favorites stop by to celebrate. We hear some puns, get some financial updates, and we finally learn what an old friend has been doing with her time all year.Thanks for tuning in this past year! There is so much more to come!! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant screams like a valley girl and makes an abrupt disappearance, Dorsch sucks like a fish and eats like a horse, and Leo is off in the the middle of the ocean on a boat with The Mandarin. It took the Crew 51 weeks but they finally ran out of new guests to call on. Animal Wrangler Tim Lamp (Dan Hirshfield) is back for the second time this week. Tim and the guys talk about working with 80 horses, the many payrates of the animal kingdom, and the tragic passing of Chef Jeff. T-minus 1 week until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is on babysitter duty and shares a Lincoln family legend, Leo forms a truce with his nemesis and delivers a spoiler alert, and Dorsch is off touring the Eastern Seaboard as part of the Black and Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Much to no one's surprise Grant got duped again this week into hosting a guest he didn't invite as the stepson of one very famous Michael, Jacob-san shows up at JAMP. Young Jacob-san uses this week's episode as a platform to plug his burgeoning YouTube channel, talk about games, and even record a new video. T-minus 2 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo gets fumigated and is doing just fine, Grant gets tricked and creates a fancy new signature, and Dorsch gives us a taste of his hot new tight five. Later on Celebrity Signature Artist Goober Suck (Rhett Sosebee) drops by to talk about the difference between an autograph and a signature, People's Ugliest Man Award, and what it's like working at Wegmans. T-minus 3 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant uses cruise control and gets a mouthful of cicadas, Dorsch coins some new expressions and has a pizza related disappointment, and Leo gets pranked and isn't inherently wrong. The Crew is joined by Foley Artist Organ Hurley (Mark O'Connell) this week. After clarifying that not all Foley is in the style of Police Academy's Michael Winslow, Organ and the gang talk about missing PAs on the set of the Hannibal Lecter documentary and the sound a banana makes. Later on, the Crew experience some serious technical difficulties along with some major interference caused by a visiting UFO. Gavin did his best okay?T-minus 4 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch hits his and plans a wedding, Leo plays hide the Keurig and plucks a violin, and Grant bothers a barista and gets sexy. Another week of Grant not securing a guest, another week of the Crew talking to a walk-in. Composer and creator of the Yellow Scale, Eddie Yellow finds his way into the Crews Nest this week. He and the Crew talk about the curious case of his cursed ring, an impossible melody, and a cease and desist battle with Billy Joel.T-minus 5 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo sets a dangerous precedent and recounts a heinous nightmare, Dorsch makes an observation and sends an email, and Grant plays a hero and saves the day, or at least Leo from disassociating. Thanks to some Craigslist confusion, this week's guest is not Jason Bateman. Instead, the newly named Hackle Backness (Andy Bridges) shows up in his place. The Crew and Hackle talk about his work as a background painter for moving pictures, what really happens at New York Fashion Week, and they get a little too deep into a Shark Tank roleplay.T-minus 6 weeks until the "Big Crewhuna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo starts work on a new project for one very sexy giant and loses his glasses, Dorsch misunderstands the responsibilities for one of his roles in the company and interrupts the filming process, and Grant develops a new vice and stinks up the place. After responding to a poorly worded telephone pole ad Grant put up, director of "mostly" adult films, Joey DeMico stops by the Nest to talk shop with the Crew. They get into some pretty steamy stuff including but not limited to promiscuous horses, the purpose of dentures, and the practicality of pizza in porn.T-minus 7 weeks until the "Big Crew-huna" one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo goes back to basics and picks up the paparazzo mantle once again, Grant gets a Lincoln family update and plays to the wrong demographic, and Dorsch takes on a hunk and fills some buckets. Podcast, or as real podcasters call them, casties, critic Candace Saint Martin Lacroix (Ceara O'Sullivan) moves into Christoff's old office to dish out some doorknobs. She and the Crew talk S.U.V.s, boomer's babies, and a popular ex president's lesser known but much-better-than-the-other-one podcast. T-minus eight weeks until the big one year hullabaloo special episode!! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant leads his first tour and looks for a friend, Dorsch refuses to share and ingests 50,000% of the daily dose of cracked black pepper, and Leo is away this week living his best life delivering the keynote speech at ScarfCon2021 in Ithaca New York. Things at JAMP are starting to look up now that Grant took that 91% pay-cut. That is until Fire Marshal Chuck Chocolatebar (Sam Goldberg) gets a scarf-laden anonymous tip that the building "has got to go." Aside from some bone-dry baked goods, an extremely isolated water supply, and the group of seemingly fireproof Moosekrainian cult members turned acrobats that Dorsch brought over from the home country, what could possibly go wrong?T-minus 9 weeks until our big one year anniversary special! Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant cooks the books and plays by finders sweepers rules, Leo buys 22 million dollars worth of milk and becomes a minority owner of the Miami Marlins, and Dorsch meets the parents and gets lost in a metaphor. Instead of an industry guest this week, Leo and Dorsch bring on JAMP's newly hired accountant Victor Pellegrini (Matt Hession) to hold an intervention for Grant's ludicrous handling of the company budget. Will JAMP be able to claw its way out of the red? Find out that and more on this weeks episode of Crews Control! T-minus 10 weeks until the big one year special. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant goes biblical and gives a Lincoln update, Leo advertises free labor and promises he isn't working as an FBI informant, and Dorsch is off this week as he accepted an "invitation" to visit the TJ Maxx international headquarters with his "girlfriend." After getting tipped off by Christian Bale, anger management consultant and concierge punching bag Tucker Crispin (Jeremy Peacock) drops by the Nest to offer his services. Also featured this week is a deep dive into the brave delusions of the Maple Martyr... whoever he is... Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo swears he is happy and gets in touch with his fellow man, Grant incorrectly applies for a raise and goes foot to peel with a banana, and Dorsch gushes about his new maxxinista girlfriend. The Crew is later joined by On Set Dad and fan of the show Clark Dunkin (James Melloni). Clark and the guys talk adoption, space exploration, and the upcoming Dadolympics. Crews Control runs on (Clark) Dunkin. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant compares apples to oranges and learns about the insides of chickens, Leo gets high and plays games on company time, and Dorsch cooks himself up and gets a nose full of toxic fumes. Mikey Toitle (George LaBour) from the Sunoco down the street and apparently the sub-basement of JAMP drops by to talk nothing but knock offs. Some highlights include a Scooby Doo based case of copyright infringement, the PBR book of second place records, and everyone's favorite traveling circus. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo raps about his harrowing origin story and gets afraid, very afraid, Grant is forced to confront his feelings and drops some sick scientific knowledge, and Dorsch promises he is not a creep and drops some sick scientific beats. The Crew is joined by yet another uninvited guest this week as Set Tutor Juniper (Sam Carty), picks the lock on the door. Not wanting to pass up on an interview, the Crew and Juniper get to talking about famous orphans, Sylvester Stallone, and the artistic stylings of rogue finger painter, Finger Banksy. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo unleashes his inner camel and mounts a big fish, Grant continues pushing for a new catch phrase and shares an old voicemail, and Dorsch has his reality shattered when he finds out some very troubling news about the Mailman. Grant must have left the door open because Lady Gaga's personal Assistant wanders uninvited into the Nest this week. The Crew and this sad, sad, man get to talking about forgetting one's own name, losing famous dogs, and who the real "Little Monster" is. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo snagged a 336 hour long tee time at the country club of all country clubs so he's off putting and strutting his stuff with the big shots. Grant and Dorsch are left behind to captain the ship and baby, it's smooth sailing! Joining Dorsch and Grant is Jake Archer, you know, from the Chick-Fil-A down the street? Things get wild without Leo around to keep these knuckleheads in check! The Crew talks vigilante justice, KFC bucket blasters, and earth shaking gender reveals. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant wears his sunglasses at night and explains how he got those scars, Leo unpacks his daddy issues and gives an update on his mommy searches, and Dorsch tries to write his own name. JAMP's new set photographer Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley) steps into the Nest to talk about Peter Pan, the zero budget film Tiles No More, and the film technique only known as "Shadow Man". Leo also doubles down on his line of hoodies for ugly dogs with the...help?...of Grant. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Dorsch actually did it! He went back to night school! He also took the podcast equipment with him leaving Grant and Leo with no way to record the weekly episode. In lieu of your regular serving of Crews Control, we present to you a glimpse into the life of everyone's favorite stunt man. Follow Dorsch as he learns about potatoes and email and then sit down with him as he enjoys every last bite of night lunch. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant questions the wording of the intro and fails to understand how potatoes work, Leo unveils his new fashion line for hideous dogs and plugs his handiwork in the upcoming film "Cruella", and Dorsch sends his first email then tuckers himself out. Later, JAMP's new Security Guard Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg) steps away from his post to chat with the Crew about why he was hired and how he ended up oiled up on the set of George Clooney's new movie, Ocean's 300. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlCheck out our TikTok @crewscontrolpodcastIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Dorsch learns the letter L and plants explosives in the wrong place, Leo cooks a meatloaf and has beef with His Dark Materials, and Grant blows up a federal kitchen and makes a reference even he doesn't understand. On their return to the Nest the Crew chats with Craft Services lead Kumquat "Shalley" Coaster (Sam Merriweather). Shalley shares what it was like growing up with the name Kumquat and she shows off her fully loaded utility belt. Also touched upon are Robert De Niro's dietary preferences and much to Grant's chagrin, a pitch for a new Props Master.Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo has four big ideas and reveals his non-sexual porn preferences, Grant has one hell of a Freudian slip and makes a slam dunk call back, and Dorsch refuses to go back to night school. The Crew is later joined by probable fraud, Professor Carl Sand (Ryan Snodgrass), lead, and almost sole actor of the "Discovery Of" franchise. The "Professor" chats about his feud with Hollywood action man Steven Seagal, and poorly explains how his film includes a "legally different enough" take on a pretty well known IP. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo leaves for good and then comes back a few more times before leaving again, Dorsch kills an ape and still hasn't learned how to use his email, and Grant turns up the heat and fails the reverse Bechdel Test. Once Leo is gone the Crew's Nest is visited by motion capture duo extraordinaire Dingle and Books (LaBour and Pete). These two industry workhorses share some behind the scenes looks at the world of playing animals, both the head AND the butt. A little later, secrets from the Lord of the Rings casting process get spilled as does an astonishing amount of synthetic animal red oil. JAMP is relieved to report that no real animals were harmed in the recording of this podcast. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo has one week left but still manages to nab a personal sponsorship, Grant brags about his failures and puts his sun to good use, and Dorsch finally tells us exactly where he is from and the truth will shock you. Later on, fan of the show and advertising pioneer Gloria Bryce Pump (Talia Fraine) pops her head in the Nest to talk slow motion, the sex appeal of food, and breast pumps. The crew also gets deep on the ethical dilemma of slaughtering synthetic animals for their synthetic fur. Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]'re on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcastFind us on Twitter @PodCrewsControlIf you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!Cover art by Dave BenderTheme composed by Steve Sarro(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)