Couch Kids Podcast

Ahoy Couch Potatoes! Hang on to your peg legs and pokéballs because this week the boys will be traversing time and space to go somewhere fun-filled and fictional in the Q of the Week! Ari dukes it out with Bradley Pittley, Andrew takes on the rage room, and mind’s are blown at the sight of Rupert’s Drop! Hurry don’t get scurvy to this week’s podcast!

The boys are back! Same content you love, different numbers! As in, these pods just keep on rollin’ and this week things are gonna get a little crazy as the three reveal their horrendous traits, new content, Twitch regulations, and outdated hot takes! So what are you waiting for? Clutch that cushion and press play!

Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane!Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank you so much for such a great year and a welcoming start on our podcast journey!There's so much more to come in 2024, but for now enjoy the best we have to offer of the Couch Kids Podcast!

Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane!Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank you so much for such a great year and a welcoming start on our podcast journey! There's so much more to come in 2024, but for now enjoy the best we have to offer of the Couch Kids Podcast!

Ho ho NO! Grab your picket sign Couch Potatoes and join the CK elves because we’re goin’ on strike! This week on the picket line the boys cover nuanced issues like favorite impressions, gift giving, and Ari being a PS5 Cyborg - so pop this pod in and sign your name to ratify this new deal of epic proportions! (You may be entitled to retro pay of up to 5 marshmallows and 10 holiday cheer, enjoy!)

ERROR ERROR! Someone call IT because this week Couch-O has a virus! But before we wipe the CK Motherboard, join the boys as they try to decipher this Sofa Security Scare, sell you on a new wet vacuum, introduce you to Bradley Pittly, and talk S.O. lines in the sand! So don’t GLITCH, I mean go, anywhere this is another pod that you won’t want to miss!

This week the boys are forgiven by the one and only JC, and get this… He’s here to stop inflation! So take a knee and start to pray because you’re gonna need some divine intervention to endure this week’s sermon! A sermon served by server Colt, including fun topics like: restaurant life, psuedo-OnlyFans names, and forgotten storefronts! Stay prayed up fam. (Featuring special guests: Couch-O, Ken the Neighbor, and Ga’houle!)

Top O the morning couch potatoes!! This week we dive to the end of the rainbow and discuss the legendary Leprechaun films, the controversial Legend of Zelda live action news, as well as the iconic gorilla vs bear debate. So buckle up and kiss the Blarney Stone because this episode is GOLD!

Uh oh, looks like turkeys have taken over the couch! It’s that time of year and these turkeys are here to talk Thanksgiving, movies, Andrew’s Kingdom Hearts journey, the Headless Debate makes a return, and we get a special storytime with sound fx! So shake a turkey leg and get on this couch because it’s another hectic holiday episode!

Scream at your mom, slam the door, and crank it up! Because this week the boys return to the couch to catch you up on their pop punk escapades in Las Vegas, talk toys, and Colton is alive! So that’s good! Expect all this and more as we headbang our way through this emo phase!

Welcome back Cool Cats and Batty Bats! This week for a spooky special your hosts have been replaced by Count Castleton, Coltdee the Dog (Werewolf), and Brainy Brooks the Zombie! Join them on this festive feast for the ears as they devour delectable topics such as parenthood, Hooters, Oogie Boogie Bash 2023, excuses, and paranormal phenomena! So sit back, relax, and turn off the lights because these ghouls are ready to FRIGHT!

Buckle in Couch Potatoes because this week’s Pod is ready for takeoff and we might hit some turbulence as your Couch Kids Captains lead you through some preamble panic, give you the lowdown on layovers, wince at Weinstein’s wiener, and manage some mannerism mayhem! Triple check those tickets, you won’t wanna miss this flight !

Wands, fists, spears, and more - watch out in this mosh pit, it’s a Couch Kids Podcast goof galore! Join the boys on the couch this week as they talk Spartan Races, JK Rowling, Halloween costumes, and more concert mayhem! Monday’s don’t start better than this, so what are ya waitin’ for!?

Did you bring your party hat? Because it’s a very special Couch Kid’s bday this week! But if that doesn’t get you jumpin’ on the sofa we also talk Pokémon cards, Van Goh museum madness, and some high school memories! So let’s get this party started!

Put up your dukes Couch Potatoes because this week on Couch Kids the boys get violent! We come out swingin’ with the holiday hot takes, evoke the wrath of Santa Claus, and start a super fight for the ages! If you’re feeling feisty you’re not gonna want to miss this battle royale of an episode!

This week on Couch Kids, Ari says “farvel” to the states and “hej” to Copenhagen! Meanwhile, Andrew covers the Times Square takeover during his NYC stay! And Colton? Well let’s just say he’s been busy with Couch-O duty. So grab your fave worn down butt-stretched cushion and strap in as we take this couch on another fantastic voyage!

Hey there couch potatoes, this week we-{{{***struct group_info init_groups = { .initiate = SOFASISTERS_INIT(2) };***Welcome back to another banging episode of The Sofa Sisters! Join your favorite gals Anna, Megan and Sammie as they dive into current state of podcasts, discuss their animal identities, dig deep with life’s tutorial, and find themselves in Left 4 Dead! As always, don’t be a goofa join us on the sofa!

This week on Couch Kids, the boys dive into the heart... Kingdom Hearts. That's right, these three warriors of light delve deep into the titular franchise, discuss Tokyo Tower, introduce Couch-O (the sentient fact-checking Couch), and unveil the future CK line of products! So, don't be a Heartless and grab your Keyblade, because this episode is your one-stop shop for sealing the door to darkness!

Saddle up soldier, we got some feathers to rustle. This week we go deep into the underground tunnels of Disneyland, hear from Colton's mom, and share war stories from the great Emu War! War never changes, but the pod sure does so don't miss this one!

Strap the couch to the Uber and hop on because this pod is goin’ to San Diego! This week the boys talk about their SD shenanigans, seeing improv shows, stopping by a bar made for the gods, and discuss the plans for the future Couch Kids Movie! So you can skip those ads but you do not wanna skip out on this road-trip special!

Grab a cushion and get a seat on the couch because this week, the boys will be talking about tattoos, faux facts, swine flu, and how to create chaos with your dying words! Not to mention, the return of a very special ghoulish guest! So stay tuned til the end!

Gather 'round Couch Potatoes for a very special episode of the Couch Kids Podcast! This week we reach a massive milestone, embark on a fun-filled journey down memory lane, take our first ever fan question, and discuss our cybernetic futures! This is one episode you do NOT wanna miss!

Grab your jetpacks and strap in because this week on the Couch Kids Podcast, we'll be delivering some sky-high pizza pies, meeting the editor under the couch, discovering what to call the fans, and talking about childhood pranks!

This week the boys dive into the deep lore of Jar-Jar and find themselves tangled up in the darkest conspiracy known to man. Will they follow their nose or are just they another froot in the loop?

This week on Couch Kids the boys are joined by special guest Sammie (@jedisammie)! Together they terminate Andrew’s contract, answer a phone call from Colton’s mom, and explore the deradicalization of fictional villains! And stay tuned til the end for Sammie’s epic words of wisdom!

This week on the Couch Kids pod grab a seat as we eavesdrop in on a secret Decepticon meeting, discover the magic of David Byrd, and explore childhood birthday trauma!

This week on Couch Kids, the boys face their deepest fears, goof on Mark Wahlberg, and alter their destiny with a coin flip question of the week!

The Couch Kids are back at it again and this week they're showing you their bits! Ride alongside Ari in a rickety plane to Portland, go play ball with Colton at Bullfrog stadium, and get sent to Camp Green Lake with Andrew!

Through the fire and flames the boys carry on with another pod, featuring the most metal showing of Fantasmic ever.Also Kermit does porn.

Back for more huh? This time the boys travel to the future and visit the 2035 AI Spaghetti Oscars.

The pod is back and this time, it's personal. We tackle hot-button issues like the gooification of modern movies.