Couch Kids Podcast

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OI! Da boys are right back in ol’ London Town (and definitely not Ireland, despite what Colton would have you believe) and dis week da boys are gonna give you da skinny on all sorts of proper gaffes but lucky to you and ya mums because dis week you’re also gettin’ a wee education in da fine arts of fashion! Thanks to da efforts of a kindly Couch Potato! So hold onto ya knickers ol’ chaps it’s another episode of Da Blimey Boys!

WE ARE SO BACK!!! This week, along side the extremely cool hat Ari has on, we talk about some insane cheating scandals in the sport community as well as the crazy time we had at a Wii Sports birthday party! Grab you pawn and place it in your favorite cheat spot, cause we got a banger of anoth-BZZZZTTTT- O-OH MY GOOOOOD!!!

Heya Couch Potatoes, did you get our special notification on Partiful? Huh, no? Maybe your phone is like Ari’s… But don’t despair! This week we are coming at you with a new format! That’s right, the boys are on cam! They plan to sweetly serenade you with vocals AND visuals now! You can expect talk of crushes, Cory’s that are in the house, and a little bit of men’s summer wear troubles! So don’t call customer service just yet, because the party is just getting started!

You guys asked for it - we’re doing it! A full episode of Ari’s Game Cornerrr! (You didn’t ask, but don’t tell him). This week Ari takes the lead, but only after a rousing game of “Is it Cake?!” along with other awesome updates such as Andrew’s improv and Colton’s hours spent playing ZZZ revealed! So fluff those pillows and plant your seat on that cushion, because it’s another Couch Kids podcast! Also… did you try biting this description? You might be in for a sweet treat! ITS CAK—

Calling all Couchformers! This week on the Couch Kids - the depths of depravity know no bounds with Decepticons, as they once again aim to name their callous comrades! But not only that, the boys expose the truth behind their Golden Globe snub and talk a trifle bit of teaching! So collect your cushions and click play, it’s time for another Couch Kids Monday!

Benny Hill blares Whoa oh OH it’s BACK - your favorite (definitely not forced) podcast, Funny Talk! It’s okay folks, you can laugh! Because it’s a joke, we’re the Couch Kids and this week the boys talk all shades of the emotional spectrum! You’ll be able to follow along as they clearly tell you how they are feeling, recap CK 100, a rigged game of chance, and hit you with some foodie fan Q’s of the Week! Benny Hill blares Press play then get silly, because it’s time to LAUGH!

Come one and come all, to the couchiest Couch Kids’ Centennial Celebration! It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for - a promised live show party that is sure to swell your eyes with tears and your bellies with laughter! Guests never before seen will make their appearance! Questions never before asked will be answered! And SO MUCH MORE! We truly cannot thank you all enough for supporting our channel and being a part of the Couch Kids Community! So get in here and enjoy, there’s always room on this couch! 🛋️ 💯

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Twas the week of Couchmas and all through the cushions not a seam was stirring not even a — GAH! Forget the rhyming, it’s a very Merry Couch Kids Christmas! You potatoes are in for a treat, there isn’t a YouTuber out there that wouldn’t envy your seat! AHHH! I’m doing it again - this week’s guest has no room for shouts or cheers he’s a very mean spirit with a grinch-y green sneer! The boys will bamboozle through oodles of topics and talk awards and muppets and Christmas boxes with Hard Rock— Confound it all, stop the Seussian cadence! JUST HIT PLAY!

Uh oh, it’s Monday morning and after a night out of eating Queso con Carne you’ve clogged the toilet - agaiiiin… What to do?! Don’t panic, until your plumber gets there let’s keep the seat warm with a new episode of The Couch Kids! This week we hear some grievances, give an update on Shea Stadium, learn of Andrew’s new look, and answer some fun filled questions that will have you gobbling! This queso of a pod is packed with spices so get ready to dive in!

This Monday, mark your territory with another WILD episode of The Couch Kids! The boys are going to take you to a new space with spilt beer, no toilet paper, and new coyote neighbors! But please, if you’re going to join us, keep it classy - Quarter Zips required! Unless you’re unzipping, of course! So if your yard qualifies, sit back, relax, and let it flow - it’s time to Couch Kids it up!

You heard the call! No, not the turkey call - it’s the call of another episode of the Couch Kids! This week the boys provide a feast of thanksgiving proportions with their multiple personalit— I mean, character antics! Clem roasts Colton like the turkey he is, Ari stakes out his corners, and together they hash out their social media ultimatums! So put your attention in the over and light it up, because the Couch Kids are here to COOK!

Things are looking PREHISTORIC on this episode as the boys discuss the newest bite size paleontological craze, as well as dive deep into the confines of Andrew's crippling disney-themed blind box addiction! So put on your big kid pants and watch where you're stepping, because this episode is for all the short kings out there!

In a world, where one day you may have to vote against Mr. Beast and his contraptions - it’s important to have stability. This week that’s what the boys on the couch plan to deliver! That’s right, your trio is back and better than ever! This week on The Couch Kids Podcast fire up the band as the boys talk boroughs, Brooklyn, Bernie V. Beast, and BANDITS! Unlike the security password at The Louvre, you’ll never guess what’s coming on this pod!