Cocktale Hour

<p> Where you live has a big impact on family planning assistance. I propose that Native Americans start up abortion clinics on their lands. Casinos and healthcare for the Southern states! Danny and Kelly deep dive into Covid testing and bounties, not for women seeking abortions, but men ejaculating. That brings a whole new twist to $10,000 a pop. Start saving money today, teen boys!</p><p><br /></p>

<p> Danny finally caught the Covid, but he's almost out of Quarantine. We talk about his adventures, what makes someone a genius and whether the Stones are still good. Don't forget to sign up to our ever growing Patreon group!</p>

<p>Life is almost so back to normal that Danny, Kelly and John are taking plane flights next weekend. Kelly goes north to Canada, John to the Lone Star State and Danny to the Big Apple. Will people be friendlier there, can he still get a pretzel while taking in the aroma of the Port Authority? I don't know for sure, but I do guarantee he'll be disappointed by something.</p>

<p> Let's don't talk about the Oscars and talk about gut health and good movies, ok? Don't forget to check out our Patreon!</p>

<p> To celebrate Jeff being our first Patreon, we dedicated this episode to him. You can check out our Patreon and support us if you are so inclined. We got under the covers with Ukraine, British food and the typical groundbreaking talent that you've come to expect!</p>

<p> Our Saint Patrick's day episode! We talk a little about the Irish, the snake story and about how to have a boat demolition derby. Danny asks some good questions about work, fulfillment and what we need out of life.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>

<p> As the Ukraine war rages, Danny plans for the future with his bar idea, and Kelly shoots it down. We discuss Russian Onion Domes and how positive affirmations help. Don't forget our Patreon exists and drop us a line...you know how.</p>

<p> Deep, Deep discussions on the Ukraine crisis and how that translates to our own potential civil war. If you have Putin's cell number, let us know. Check out our Patreon.com/CocktaleHour.</p>

<p> 100 Episodes, who would have thought? We had plans for a big call in show, but it didn't work out for us this week. However we are announcing our Patreon page if you want to donate. www.Patreon.com/cocktalehour or just send us an email or whatever. Oh, and if you know a billionaire that wants our personal advice, we'll have them on the show.</p>

<p> Don't order a crab enchilada if you can help it and if you can support Neil somehow, do it. Just remember that if you give up Spotify, we're still available on Apple, iheart radio, Google Play and others that I forget. Next time is our 100th episode so hold tight.</p>

<p> I'm working on a book of 100 things that you need to know and Danny and Kelly offer up some tips, and we dive deep into the invention of butt plugs...go figure. Don't forget to write in with any life questions that you need answered. [email protected].</p><p><br /></p>

<p> Dave joins us as we talk about our favorite fish snacks, Covid penis, and blow up dolls. Kelly talks about high school and Danny's laments how his truck dealership is in maintenance only mode on Saturdays. </p>

<p><br /></p><p>Happy 2022! We are all about good times, so here are some tips to having fun with your anti-vax friends and we talk about the sad end that awaits a prized pig. Enjoy!</p><p><br /></p>

<p> I guess this is our 2021 Christmas Episode, so what better to talk about than the Clone-A-Willy kit? The gift that keeps on giving. We're wrapping up 2021, here's to an exciting 2022!</p>

<p> What do you learn from a nationwide trip? That people are people wherever you go and that the right wing gun lovers have better stickers than peaceful people. We are back at it with a post Thanksgiving episode and welcoming the start of the holiday season. Buy experiences, not fast fashion y'all!</p>

<p> We are back after a hiatus. John is traveling America as he prepares for his presidential run and Danny and Kelly hold down the fort back home. Join us for more insights and wisdom!</p>

<p>Kelly came up with this week's episode. It's catchy and a great way to welcome us back from an early Fall hiatus!</p>

<p> In this episode we talk about how hard it is to find positivity in today's world, dealing with people that think differently, and whether dewormer could cure cancer.</p>

<p> Simone and Scarlett have been getting some tough press this week and at the end of the day, they were just taking care of themselves. We continue to take care of you, our listener, by departing some tough truths like if you win the lottery, don't tell anyone.</p>

<p> Is taking a picture of your feet and selling it to freaks porn? We investigate these tough issues, ghosts, talk about the housing economy and why Kelly falls asleep at 9:30.</p><p><br /></p>

<p> From creating controversial Hobby Lobby word art to convincing your Trump-loving neighbor to get vaccinated, we continue to supply great ideas. Now its time to turn a profit!</p>

<p> This week we have a special 4th of July episode. We talk about Danny reducing clutter and how Kelly should go on a tour of small towns posing as Jesus. John is just back from a funeral and gives some hot tips on estate planning when you have too many guns.</p>

<p> We discuss a death in the family, funeral preparations as well as tater tot casserole. John brings up some sketchy buses that are giving rural America some whacky information.</p>

<p> </p>We argue about whether Bezos should pay more taxes and the plight of the American worker because of rich dudes. The Queen sat alone at her husband's funeral, which the Crown Season 3 clearly alludes to, so why don't they hook up? Is it too soon?<p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">Welcome to Episode 82 where John declares that he should run for President. How else will America heal? Danny tells his favorite scrotum cutting story and Kelly helps us understand that the sport of curling could be the answer to poverty. Got a problem? Tell us, we'll listen. [email protected].</span></div><p></p>