Cocktale Hour

<p> Danny finally caught the Covid, but he's almost out of Quarantine. We talk about his adventures, what makes someone a genius and whether the Stones are still good. Don't forget to sign up to our ever growing Patreon group!</p>

<p>Life is almost so back to normal that Danny, Kelly and John are taking plane flights next weekend. Kelly goes north to Canada, John to the Lone Star State and Danny to the Big Apple. Will people be friendlier there, can he still get a pretzel while taking in the aroma of the Port Authority? I don't know for sure, but I do guarantee he'll be disappointed by something.</p>

<p> Let's don't talk about the Oscars and talk about gut health and good movies, ok? Don't forget to check out our Patreon!</p>

<p> To celebrate Jeff being our first Patreon, we dedicated this episode to him. You can check out our Patreon and support us if you are so inclined. We got under the covers with Ukraine, British food and the typical groundbreaking talent that you've come to expect!</p>

<p> Our Saint Patrick's day episode! We talk a little about the Irish, the snake story and about how to have a boat demolition derby. Danny asks some good questions about work, fulfillment and what we need out of life.</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>

<p> As the Ukraine war rages, Danny plans for the future with his bar idea, and Kelly shoots it down. We discuss Russian Onion Domes and how positive affirmations help. Don't forget our Patreon exists and drop us a line...you know how.</p>

<p> Deep, Deep discussions on the Ukraine crisis and how that translates to our own potential civil war. If you have Putin's cell number, let us know. Check out our Patreon.com/CocktaleHour.</p>

<p> 100 Episodes, who would have thought? We had plans for a big call in show, but it didn't work out for us this week. However we are announcing our Patreon page if you want to donate. www.Patreon.com/cocktalehour or just send us an email or whatever. Oh, and if you know a billionaire that wants our personal advice, we'll have them on the show.</p>

<p> Don't order a crab enchilada if you can help it and if you can support Neil somehow, do it. Just remember that if you give up Spotify, we're still available on Apple, iheart radio, Google Play and others that I forget. Next time is our 100th episode so hold tight.</p>

<p> I'm working on a book of 100 things that you need to know and Danny and Kelly offer up some tips, and we dive deep into the invention of butt plugs...go figure. Don't forget to write in with any life questions that you need answered. [email protected].</p><p><br /></p>

<p> Dave joins us as we talk about our favorite fish snacks, Covid penis, and blow up dolls. Kelly talks about high school and Danny's laments how his truck dealership is in maintenance only mode on Saturdays. </p>

<p><br /></p><p>Happy 2022! We are all about good times, so here are some tips to having fun with your anti-vax friends and we talk about the sad end that awaits a prized pig. Enjoy!</p><p><br /></p>

<p> I guess this is our 2021 Christmas Episode, so what better to talk about than the Clone-A-Willy kit? The gift that keeps on giving. We're wrapping up 2021, here's to an exciting 2022!</p>

<p> What do you learn from a nationwide trip? That people are people wherever you go and that the right wing gun lovers have better stickers than peaceful people. We are back at it with a post Thanksgiving episode and welcoming the start of the holiday season. Buy experiences, not fast fashion y'all!</p>

<p> We are back after a hiatus. John is traveling America as he prepares for his presidential run and Danny and Kelly hold down the fort back home. Join us for more insights and wisdom!</p>

<p>Kelly came up with this week's episode. It's catchy and a great way to welcome us back from an early Fall hiatus!</p>

<p> In this episode we talk about how hard it is to find positivity in today's world, dealing with people that think differently, and whether dewormer could cure cancer.</p>

<p> Simone and Scarlett have been getting some tough press this week and at the end of the day, they were just taking care of themselves. We continue to take care of you, our listener, by departing some tough truths like if you win the lottery, don't tell anyone.</p>

<p> Is taking a picture of your feet and selling it to freaks porn? We investigate these tough issues, ghosts, talk about the housing economy and why Kelly falls asleep at 9:30.</p><p><br /></p>

<p> From creating controversial Hobby Lobby word art to convincing your Trump-loving neighbor to get vaccinated, we continue to supply great ideas. Now its time to turn a profit!</p>

<p> This week we have a special 4th of July episode. We talk about Danny reducing clutter and how Kelly should go on a tour of small towns posing as Jesus. John is just back from a funeral and gives some hot tips on estate planning when you have too many guns.</p>

<p> We discuss a death in the family, funeral preparations as well as tater tot casserole. John brings up some sketchy buses that are giving rural America some whacky information.</p>

<p> </p>We argue about whether Bezos should pay more taxes and the plight of the American worker because of rich dudes. The Queen sat alone at her husband's funeral, which the Crown Season 3 clearly alludes to, so why don't they hook up? Is it too soon?<p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">Welcome to Episode 82 where John declares that he should run for President. How else will America heal? Danny tells his favorite scrotum cutting story and Kelly helps us understand that the sport of curling could be the answer to poverty. Got a problem? Tell us, we'll listen. [email protected].</span></div><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">If it's not one thing it's another. This week we talk about John's toad dream and how it is time to shine. It's tough to be shiny when Danny's leg hurts and he wonders if he could go 24 hours without his phone. Join us for our Easter episode with no mention of religion whatsoever. </span></div><p></p>

<p>Coronavirus shots and weeding out your friend list, old folks homes, the awesome idea to stop immigrant boats at the border and the Reparation AR-15...where else are you going to hear things like this? [email protected] or @cocktalehour if you want to contact us.</p><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">Seabiscuit was one of the greatest racing horses of all time. Danny sees him as a spirit animal and Kelly has a story about horse hygiene... Danny also tells us about Jimmy the Shooter, and how he sent him up the river. John covers the points you need to have a successful podcast and how we don't really cover any of them. Tame a moment to rate and review our podcast will you? Also reach out with questions - we have a lot of advice to give.</span></div><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJSeX7pFzskb4nuMJ9DGM4vXKZ5elw3DT2svIJB8RmHG6UUXC3ZYKoJZ2rqknGOdTI3tYshGdkzL66yz3W0xSJOdrKESq2kZAthGiOo7HbfHiA606YLbAq35vAbxgtNKagI45YwvSrZEI/s1600/IMG_0266+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJSeX7pFzskb4nuMJ9DGM4vXKZ5elw3DT2svIJB8RmHG6UUXC3ZYKoJZ2rqknGOdTI3tYshGdkzL66yz3W0xSJOdrKESq2kZAthGiOo7HbfHiA606YLbAq35vAbxgtNKagI45YwvSrZEI/s320/IMG_0266+2.jpg" /></a></div><br /> Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Here's the kind of quality you can expect from Cocktale Hour. Enjoy our teaser!<p></p>

<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">John is back this week and we talk about tires, transmission and that Kelly met Megan Markle on set. She should have watched The Crown before she got married. I wouldn't have done it. Contact us on Twitter or by e-mail for comments or questions that you need answered!</span></div><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">Dave is back with more stories to tell about life, love and the pursuit of...a good peep show? Hold on to your hats as Dave, Kelly and Danny bust John's chops and take you on a journey.</span></div><p></p>

<p>Custom vans were great and Danny loved creeping around in his. Kelly wants to make a new movie, and John's advice is to make sure this one is full of nudity. Time to check in with us at [email protected] or on Twitter @Cocktalehour. We're happy to put our knowledge to use for you!</p>

<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>During the great Texas snowpocalypse, Ted Cruz crossed the border into Mexico. Jokes aside, how could his wife let this happen? We talk about the rat nest in Danny's mom's car and welding as a skill. Send us a note and I'll give you info on my buddy's firepit if you want to order one. [email protected] and on twitter @cocktalehour.<p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /> Time to Rebuild America! Apply here for us to move our kids to your town to make it fun and profitable. We get energized about our new reality show idea and how we could still have a chance to make it in Hollywood!<p></p>

<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>2021, the year of What Would Danny Do? What if he would have been the 1 Billion Dollar Powerball winner? What would Kelly do if he won so much money that he'd need a security team, and would any amount of money make John more of an A-hole, or do you just get that for free? Remember to follow us on twitter or drop us a line at [email protected]!<p></p>

<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>New York, the big apple, land of dirty sidewalks and one of Danny's favorites. We talk about some Netflix show and drag queens this week. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and express all your complaints freely!<p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><p>Dave joins us and talks about Neil Young and Budweiser. Also, The Shroud of Kelly, and From Hearse to Hole are some of the ideas we need to get T-shirts printed upfor right away. Contact us on Twitter at CocktaleHour for a sticker!</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>

<p><br /></p><p>Happy sedition week! Who are Danny's favorite domestic terrorists, and will there be collectible trading cards? We get deep into QAnon, politics, and why you shouldn't break into the Capitol and taze yourself in the testicles. Listen and learn how to get extra vitamin D from Danny's daughter. We always said we were about education!</p><p><br /></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Happy 2021 everyone! Stay safe in the new year, have fun, and don't forget to keep listening to Cocktale Hour. We talk about how to make it in Hollywood, splitting the atom and a good Alabama joke. Got a good joke to tell next time? Drop us a line at [email protected]</div><br /> <p></p>

<p>It is what it is, the end of 2020. What the hell else are we going to talk about? Thanks for as good a 2020 that we could have hoped for and don't forget to contact us on Twitter at Cocktalehour.</p><p></p>

<p> From ocean baptism to ice fishing, we cover a number of outdoor activities as we get ready for Christmas. At least we're not in Canada where a moose will get ya. Follow us on twitter at CocktaleHour or send us an email...or just keep it to yourself! Happy Holidays!</p>

<p> Covid cases are at a high and the President is rage-tweeting. What are we concerned about? Strippers! Who is supporting them now that the clubs are closed? In an unrelated topic, we talk about Danny's Mom and how she just made it back from the hospital. Also, it is totally logical that we are so popular with the ladies. Also, don't forget to check out festivusmemories.com!</p><p></p>

<p>Danny's mom is a strong Christian woman, but his physical still went well. John is trying to register his car from Canada and Kelly's wife is coming home next week! </p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">John is back home, Danny has a new truck and needs refrigerator repair and Kelly gets his wife back soon. Happy Holidays listeners! Special shoutout this week to John's cousin Marie. Got a comment or complaint, email us at [email protected].</span></div><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">The election is over and we have a new president. What will the transition hold, does anyone care? Let's dig in to our opinions. Disagree? Hit us up on twitter at cocktalehour!</span></div><p></p>

<p> Listen to this episode to hear about the Coronavirus, the Presidential Campaign and how having Chad on the Supreme Court could make all the difference, Remember, you heard it here first.</p><p></p>

<p>Kelly is going to stop watching the news and wait for people to tell him if there is something to worry about. Danny is planning a big move to Nelson, New Zealand but probably hasn't told his family the news yet. John is missing the original Van Halen lineup. If you are a candidate for office in November, you just have a few days left for us to answer your questions so hurry!</p><p></p>

<p> It is our 60th episode and we comment on the Coronavirus takeover of the White House and ask whatever happened to the family-owned shoe store. Join us for a trip down memory lane with the best intro song ever. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and we'll answer any question you have!</p><p></p>

<p>John reveals that he is 1% Native American from Ancestry.com. He also reveals that it is incredibly difficult to find a picture of Native Americans that isn't diminutive.   Also, you better reach out soon because Danny is going off the grid...just don't tell Google.</p><p></p>

<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">From smoggy LA of 1977 to Smoky LA of 2020, we're covering the finer points of how to live and die in LA, or in Kelly's case, escape to Canada. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour!</span></div><p></p>

<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: left;">Today we celebrate Kelly being optimistic! He's back in America and ready to party. We talk about whether Danny will look like Ron Jeremy if he doesn't get a haircut, and how much do we need to put in our freezer. Remember to follow us on Twitter at Cocktalehour! Special thanks to Dave C., a composer buddy for making the intro and outro this week. I was inspired to add it because I enjoyed Madea Family Funeral so much.</span></div>