Chewin' It with Kevin ad Steve

What happens during preproduction on a film? Super Troopers 2 starts this week, so Kevin & Steve sit down with old friend and producer Rich Perello to talk funny Preproduction stories. Hear about finding locations in Mexico, crying on the ST set, the casting couch (or bed), Lemme's prima donna needs, the Johnny Chimpo tatt, preshoot dieting, buying dildos for Beerfest AND MORE!! Enjoy the Chew.

You asked for it, we deliver. In honor of the Halloween Season, Kevin & Steve run down their list of All Time Scariest Movies. In addition to their favorites, they talk Halloween fun, "Jive Ass" Horror flicks, actually soiling one's pants from fear, Head in Hole costumes, Scary NON horror movies, slasher movie boobs, Fantasia vs. Phantasm, who put the pins in the Hell Raiser guy's face AND MORE. Enjoy the Chew!!!

Troy Van Leeuwen (Queens of the Stone Age, Failure, A Perfect Circle, Sweethead) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk guitars, trashing hotel rooms, QOTSA, the new Failure tour, meeting Lemme, playing in multiple bands, Angus Young, wearing crushed velvet suits, record labels and of course... STDs. Enjoy the Chew!!

Finally after 128 episodes, Steve has won. No lists, no parameters, no rules. Just a bullshit session. A pure chew. Kevin & Steve cover mustache growing for ST 2, fantasy football, the father son league, Kevin's kids intentionally smash his phone, Kate Capshaw, Lemme writes a book about colossal tits, Russell Simmons' dinner party, Johnny Weissmuller, Broken Lizard silent auctions, Spanish Tarzan, Yogi Berra, The Pope, The Kingsmen, Lemme's wife regulatin' and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

What are the things Heffernan & Lemme have always wanted to do in a movie but haven't had the chance? You won't want to miss this list. It involves Explosions, Bullet Wounds, Werewolves, Tango & Cash, Computer Voice, Dramatic Voiceover, a Balloon Man, a Rock Star named Turk E. Platter & MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

James Grace (Super Troopers, Beerfest, Slammin' Salmon) is the Artistic & Managing Director of the ioWest Theater in LA and an old friend of Kevin & Steve. They talk about behind the scenes at the ioWest, the origins of the theater, Del Close, Reading Glasses, Super Troopers, AC/DC, The Brady Bunch, The Cubs & Blackhawks, Ripping Jay Chandrasekhar AND Lemme gets an Improv Lesson. Enjoy the Chew!

Stand up comedian Randy Liedtke (Late Night w/ Seth Meyers, Last Comic Standing, Adam Devine's House Party) joins Kevin & Steve. They chat about Randy's soaring comedy career including his new Comedy Central Special & Album, his podcast The BoneZone annnnnd... Beards, Asthma Camp, The Legend of TongueTooth, The Filtrum, Losing your voice, Big Dick's House of Tits, His Salami Room, & of course The iPhone Cookie Imbroglio. Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve run down their all time movie crushes. Sure it's heavily populated by ladies of the 80's, but so what. Hear about coming of age to the likes of Phoebe Cates, Kelly Lebrock, Sharon Stone and Kelly Preston. And find out what Kevin appreciates about his crushes vs. what Steve lusts after in his. Enjoy the Chew!

David Alvarez, Sound Mixer, Sound Designer, Sound Recordist for all the Broken Lizard films (Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest etc.) & others (Godzilla, Dukes of Hazzard, Wish I Was Here) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about their long history, meeting on Puddle Cruiser, David's weird love of mints & hatred of farts, being tech adviser to Steve on Club Dread, almost getting fired from Dukes, recording sound on $1 million movies vs. $100 million, the tricks to mic'ing actors AND hear him read swarthy movie dialogue by swarthy actors in his swarthy accent. Enjoy the Chew!

The legendary George Wendt ("Norm!") joins Kevin & Steve from the stage at IO West during the The 13th Annual Los Angeles Improv Comedy Festival. They talk about George's start at Second City, Notre Dame, Grilling meat, Cheers, Fletch and George's new show Clipped on TBS. Enjoy the Chew!

Clifton Collins Jr. (Capote, Traffic, Pacific Rim, Star Trek) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about his new book Prison Ramen, auditions, acting the part of a killer in Capote, the upcoming Westworld, Terrence Malick, his grandfather Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez, directing music vids, Freeloaders and MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

The hilarious Will Sasso (MadTV, Three Stooges, 10 Minute Podcast) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk beef jerky, The Three Stooges, crowdfunding, auditioning, Horatio Sans, internet superstars, writing pilots, Vine, GoldiBox and the Three Bears, Funny Fat Guys, losing weight, The Rock, podcasting, MadTV, Actor pussy talk ... and plenty of impressions. Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve aren't afraid to admit it. They've cried in movies. Which ones? Find out here. Some classics, some you wouldn't expect, angry cries vs. sad cries, Heffernan family cries, and how Lemme uses a good film cry to pick up women. Enjoy the Chew!

Mike Lawrence, stand up comedian (Conan, Seth Meyers) joins Kevin & Steve to talk working the stand up clubs, Comic Con, Batman vs. Superman, Marriage, Superheroes w/ rings, Superman as thug!, DC vs. Marvel, what it takes to be a good stand up and his Conan fashion makeover. Enjoy the Chew!

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, The Adam Carolla Show) joins Kevin & Steve as they chat about her uber successful podcast Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, her rock n' roll past, success at an early age, living in NYC, WNBC, Red Eye, her Carolla audition, making babies and of course CUSTARD! Enjoy the Chew!

Joey Kern (Super Troopers, Cabin Fever) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about his new film Blood Sucking Bastards, his Super Troopers and Beerfest auditions, being a "stoner" vs. a "college boy," Cabin Fever injuries, his directorial debut, blond douches, Joseph vs. Joey and MUCH MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

People have been asking Kevin & Steve for a new countdown: Their Funniest Movies Ever. Kevin & Steve oblige. Hear them set the very particular parameters, hear their lists, where they disagree, where YOU disagree and how being from Argentina can save a man's life. Enjoy the Chew!!!

It's summer movie time, so Kevin & Steve run through their top 10 favorite and top 10 LEAST favorite villains of all time. Some you would guess, some will surprise you, some they will never agree on... and of course the greatest film villain of all time: The Farty Cadet. Enjoy the Chew!

Summer is here and Lemme is pissed! Because so is the heat. The heat makes Lemme cranky. Wanna know how? Kevin & Steve share stories about heatstroke, summer haircuts, salty caramel, watermelon, sweating, Game o' Thrones, Club Dread Mexico heat, heat vs. humidity, the drought and other things that make Lemme cranky. Enjoy the Hot Chew!

Ivan Askwith, the guru behind the Super Troopers 2 crowdfunding campaign, has also run some of the most successful crowdfunding campaigns ever (Veronica Mars, Reading Rainbow). Ivan chats w/ Kevin & Steve about crowdfunding, his background at MIT, Lucasfilms, thoughts on the Media & Fandom, Lost, The Star Wars Universe, Veronica Mars, Uwe Boll, & Levar Burton's glasses. And OF COURSE the Super Troopers 2 campaign. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

You knew it was coming. After last week's ep, you'll want to hear the 10 Things Kevin & Steve HATE. Sayings, Foods, Cities, Objects both animate and inanimate... and fucking glitter. Plenty of ranting in this episode. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Kevin & Steve share some insight into their souls as they each reveal 10 things they absolutely love. Foods, Films, Beer, Fetishes and some surprises as they count down their lists. Enjoy the Chew!

Playboy's Miss October 2012, Host of Playboy's Gamer Next Door, Pamela Horton! Kevin & Steve yuck it up with P-Horts about how you become a Playmate, what that centerfold shoot's like, growing up in Kansas, her love of Gaming, her favorite Vids, Trash Talking, Freddy Mercury & MUCH MORE! Enjoy the Chew!!!

Candace Smith (Beerfest, Slammin Salmon, Millionaire Matchmaker, Survivor) joins Kevin & Steve and sparks FLY! They talk about drinking & boobs in Beerfest, how a lawyer becomes a Beauty Queen, Michael Clarke Duncan, plenty o' Survivor gossip, plenty o' Bravo TV star twitter wars, Price is Right behind the scenes and a lot more! Enjoy the Chew....

Greg Grunberg (Heroes, Alias, Felicity, Lost, STAR WARS!) joins Kevin & Steve. They chat about Heroes, auditions, pilots, roles that Greg has beaten out Kevin for, Greg's all star band, LOST, & weird Hollywood jobs... all while Kevin & Steve desperately try to get Greg to reveal secrets about the new Star Wars flick. Enjoy the Chew!

The Crowdfunding Campaign is done! Kevin & Steve talk about the next steps for getting the movie made & how you can still get cool shit thru the ST2 Campaign store. They also recount their trips to Cannabis Cup and the ensuing haze of confusion, Dodger Stadium and their thoughts on Orel Hershiser, the ST2 Telethon and their line up of guests and of course... there's the Squirrel. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Kevin & Steve share their favorite social media gaffes and shortcomings while also covering the Super Troopers 2 campaign, MySpace, J-Date, One Direction, Snoop, ARod, Lemme's "Burner" and much more. Enjoy the Chew!

Brian Lynch is a Screenwriter (Minions, Hop, Puss n' Boots), Director (Big Helium Dog) and Comic Book Writer (Bill & Ted's, Monster Motors). Kevin & Steve first met Brian back in 1997 when they acted in a film he wrote and directed called Big Helium Dog. Now Brian is an A list screenwriter and the guys chat with him about the Big Helium Dog days, Minions, pitching, test screening, the Fast & The Furious, Puddle Cruiser, his new comics: Bill & Ted's and Monster Motors, Lemme being a difficult actor and MUCH MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

Michelle Beadle (ESPN SportsNation), host, commentator, reporter joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about her show, ESPN, the Spurs, female sports reporters, Living in CT, Sharknado 3, Wrestling, covering the Olympics and of course... poop jokes. Enjoy the Chew!!!

Yesterday was the launch of the SUPER TROOPERS 2 crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo! Kevin & Steve are joined by Jay Chandrasekhar & Erik Stolhanske in the Broken Lizard War Room on the day of the launch. As they watch the contribution tally, they talk about making ST2, the philosophy of crowdfunding, angry anti-crowdfunders, pissing sitting down, putting on the old uniforms, impersonating cops, growing mustaches & much more! ENJOY THE CHEW!!

John Resig, Co-Founder & President of the massively popular, trendsetting website theChive.com joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about how the Chive came to life, the origins of the name, how you get eyeballs, KCCO, Chivers & Chivettes, Bill Murray, True Blood, Austin TX and MUCH MORE. Get ready for an AWESOME CHEW!

Happy 100th! In celebration Steve pays up on a debt as Kevin unloads on his foot. See the video on Nerdist.com. Kevin & Steve also reminisce about the first 100 eps and share stories about other bets won and lost. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Kyle Newacheck, Director, Writer, Actor, Musician, is one of the masterminds behind Workaholics on Comedy Central. Kyle joins Kevin and Steve to talk about Workaholics, Directing, Editing, Gripping, Future Projects, his band Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye & MORE!! Enjoy the Chew!

Neil Garguilo & Dave Park Return!! Actors, Writers, Producers Neil & Dave join Kevin & Steve to talk pit stains, their show Mockpocalypse on AXS TV, the sale of their new film Bloodsucking Bastards, their comedy group Dr. God, pit stains.... and MORE. Enjoy the Chew.

Kevin & Steve make their Oscar picks. Spoiler Alerts everywhere! Going deep into their 2014 movie musings peppered with stories of Lemme's special encounters with his elementary teacher, drum teacher and acting teacher... and what they REALLY think is the best movie of 2014. Enjoy the Chew!

In honor of Valentine's Day, Kevin & Steve answer the questions of the Lady Chew Crew! They cover meeting and proposing to their wives, Gentleman Jack Daniels, Going Below Sea Level, Yellow Roses, The Arrow, RomComs, Nun Jokes and of course The Super Bowl! Enjoy the Chew!!

Kevin & Steve share wedding stories i.e. the one that inspired Super Troopers, Steve's pants accident, Jay's "best man," the Wedding Singer, eloping and the crack smoking wedding party. Enjoy the Chew!!!

Kevin & Steve answer your questions about their pilot, Super Troopers 2, Lime Tostitos, Dieting, Their "first times," The Superbowl, Kill Marry Fuck, Swayze, Korean Deli Dogpiles and much MORE. Thanks for the awesome questions Chew Crew! Enjoy the Chew!

It's Cold & Flu Season so Kevin & Steve reminisce about past filmset illnesses: Food Poisoning with Jon Bon Jovi, The Beerfest Rat Disease, The Mo' Nique Cure, Brian Cox & the Diabetic Soap, Montezuma's Revenge & much much more! Enjoy the Chew!!

Happy New Year Chew Crew! Kevin & Steve shoot the shit about their Christmas vacations, New Year's Eves, Agent Carter, mint, Pitbull, the Yankee Swap, Fantasy Football and they share their New Years Resolutions! Enjoy the Chew!

Comic duo Dana Goodman & Julia Wolov join Kevin & Steve to chat about Axe Body spray, Vagina Mesh, Chicago, Adam Sandler, Punk'd, FUPAs, their new TVLand show Helen & Ellen, and to read just some of the countless gems from the Dana & Julia Twitter feed. Enjoy the Chew!

Sam Trammell (True Blood, Fault in Our Stars) joins Kevin & Steve! They talk A LOT of True Blood, Fault in Our Stars, Sam's new Amazon show "Cocked, playing a Movie Dad, New York City and Sam's college days at ... What's the Color of Shit.... Brown!" Enjoy the Chew!!!

Andy Dylan (Stuntman, Stunt Coordinator, Actor & old friend) joins Kevin & Steve and shares some AMAZING stories about the films he's been in (Avengers, Spiderman 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, X Men, Twelve Years a Slave, This is The End, Indiana Jones), the actors he's doubled (James Franco, Johnny Depp, Michael Fassbender, Walton Goggins, STEVE LEMME) and of course they reminisce about Club Dread, Beerfest & Dukes! Stuntman stories are always great and these are as good as it gets! Enjoy the Chew....

Martin Starr (Silicon Valley, Freaks & Geeks, Party Down, Knocked Up) joins Kevin & Steve. The fellas share heartwarming tales about Thanksgiving, Mustaches, the end of Freaks & Geeks, Party Down improv, Mike Judge & mass audience jerk off equations, Punching Chris Brown, The Beastie Boys and... "Apple Pussy." Enjoy the Cheeeewwwwww!

Gillian Vigman (The Hangover, MadTV, Chopped, The Slammin' Salmon!) Kevin & Steve share stories with their old friend, Gillian re: starting out at Colgate, being the screen wife of two huge stars: Bradley Cooper & Jack in the Box, MadTV, behind the scenes of Celebrity Chopped and teaming with Lemme to do the most offensive sketch EVER. Enjoy the Chew!!

Michael Yurchak, actor, writer, voice artist (Beerfest, Club Dread, Slammin' Salmon). Kevin & Steve are joined by their old friend Mike as they share stories about Mike's past auditions, his strange journey to getting a part in Beerfest, Mike's career as a voiceover artist and why he loves black pants. Enjoy the Chew!

That's the old adage when making movies, but is it true? Kevin & Steve share stories about working with Kids & Animals. Making a pig jump in Super Troopers, jerking off frogs in Beerfest, swearing at babies in Slammin' Salmon, kids who are taller than Lemme, herding cats, firing dogs & MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

Marc Evan Jackson (22 Jump Street, Thrilling Adventure Hour, Slammin' Salmon!) Kevin & Steve are joined by old friend Marc Evan Jackson. They talk 22 Jump Street, behind the scenes of Thrilling Adventure Hour, Last Comic Standing, auditions, Lizard Movies, softball uniforms, improv, Batman's dick & MORE! Enjoy the chew!

Michael Weaver (Super Troopers, Club Dread, The Joe Schmo Show, Greatest Game Ever Played) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about Weaver's Super Troopers audition, partying with the local cops, collapsed lungs, red heads, Joe Schmo, FIST PUMPS & MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin, Steve & the other Lizard fellas have shared many communal living places. Locations that have inspired a lot of the laughs in their movies. Hear stories about the times they've lived under one roof that have inspired things like the Meow Game, Freaky Reaky, Lemme the stalker, Kevin farting in his sleep, Lemme's bird fetish AND MORE! Enjoy the Chew!