Chewin' It with Kevin ad Steve

Kevin and Steve are back in Calgary. Back on the road! So they did a BS session honoring all things Canadian. They talk "Tell America They're Great," Trudeau, CFL touchdown dances, ugly Americans, drinking Caesars, Heffernan weight distribution, Lumbersexuals, Air Canada, organic beer and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Paul Walter Hauser (Kingdom, ST2!) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk 3 name actors, P-Dumps, crackers in your soup, Milanos, shooting Kingdom, Nick Jonas, abs, Super Troopers 2, Ed Harris, auditions, WWE, crying w/ Shia Labeouf & so much more! ENOY THE CHEW!

Hayes MacArthur (Angie Tribeca, ST2!) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about heart attacks, mustaches, shooting Super Troopers 2, drinking during Super Troopers 2, accents, Narcos!, football, Bowdoin, first concerts, Angie Tribeca, auditions, the Cubs, Gary Busey, BIG MAC & MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Super Troopers 2 is in the can! Kevin & Steve wrap up their thoughts on shooting the film. They talk "what happens now," returning home, shaving their mustaches, Rob Lowe, Brian Cox, IndieGoGo backer visits, the Mac Farva kiss, mouth maintenance, Lizard nudity and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

The lovely & talented Emmanuelle Chriqui (Entourage) joins Kevin & Steve from the shoot of ST2 (with additional guest Jay Chandrasekhar!) They talk about her ST2 role, her French accent, Lemme's nude scene, Freaky Shreeky the Rockin' Moroccan, egg drop shots, Kevin's trip to IHOP, Lemme gets his milkshake, Entourage the TV Show vs. Entourage the Movie, Lemme vs. E, Cheetara, Australian Waze voice and much more. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Will Sasso is in Super Troopers 2! He joins Kevin & Steve to talk about his role, being Canadian and to pop off one of his 10 Minute Podcasts! Also hear about Canadian accents, Dice Clay in Argentina, the Late Night 7-11 run, Schwarzenegger orders room service, naming the Provinces, Brian Cox in Braveheart, and a real live hotel noise complaint. All that and MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

Get an update on Week 1 of the Super Troopers 2 shoot. And Kevin & Steve are joined by old friend Dave Park (Blood Sucking Bastards). They cover frisking Willie Nelson, Is Mac a Masshole or a Maine-iac?, Indiegogo Backers visit the set, Gorky Park, Fernet-Branca, Dave's films Blood Sucking Bastards & Dark Amazon, Hasselhoff, The Scorpions, Paul Shortino, toilet decals AND MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

History is made on the Chew! This is first episode that includes ALL the members of Broken Lizard. On the eve of shooting ST2, Kevin & Steve are joined by Erik, Jay, Paul & a surprise guest the one and only Officer Ursula Hanson, MARISA COUGHLAN! They talk about the upcoming shoot, rehearsal, fantasy football draft grades, weight loss, how many hairs in a mustache, ST1 jokes, does Farva have sex?, the Billy Goat Curse, respecting Jay, hostile call backs, ST3! AND MUCH MORE ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve continue to prep for shooting ST2 in Boston and discuss the stupid shit actors do to get camera ready. They cover the Boston accent, Fenway, teeth whitening, spray tans, hair extensions, wig shit, gettin' nude, dimpled asses, Superman exercises, Sting's tantric stink AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Erik Stolhanske joins Kevin & Steve as they arrive in Boston for Super Troopers 2. Sure, as NY fans, Kevin & Steve have had their issues with Boston, but in this episode they put it all behind them and share a Beantown Lovefest with Erik. They also cover: Rabbit's mustache, Tom Brady, Deflategate, Raspberry Berets, carding Kevin's Mom, pulling down their pants at the Boston House of Blues, the Chandrasekhar Stolhanske brawl, "What the fuck are you doing' on my property!?," the mystery of the cleaning staff note, Dondi, Dick Tracy, high end lobstAH rolls!! AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

In honor of their Super Troopers 2 mustaches, Kevin & Steve cover G.I. Joe, clam pasta, what does Sam Elliott's mustache smell like?, dirty sock syndrome, Tombstone, lip real estate, Albert Einstein's muff, the Russian Mustache Mafia, Burnside's sideburns, Soter's mustache vs. Larry Bird's, shitty-est mustaches, what if HItler had a handlebar mustache?, Chewbacca with a crew cut AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are back from vacation and they reveal what it was like to spend time apart. They also cover mustache talk, Super Troopers 2, Lemme's naked "pump check," what is a "cocksucker?," Lake Placid, angry-climbing Mount Whiteface, Monday Night RAW, seat fillers, 14 yr olds smoking cigarettes, The Dead & Friends, Miranda Sings, Milkshakes! & MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down 10 more things that they hate. They cover scallion cakes (or whatever the fuck they are), droughts, bathroom attendants, blocking the box, street justice, rabbits, sarcastic bitches, 20/20 vision, crunch wrap supremes, the Doctor Shocker and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

It's been a while since Kevin & Steve answered the Chew Crew's questions, so they fire through a ton of them. They cover the diet police, Finding Dory, fucking sheep, Morgan Fairchild, who is Soapy, what is a sandwich, who can beat up Finkelstein, Beerfest vs. Super Troopers rumble, East coast vs. West coast, Broken Lizard super powers, Scariest moments, Landfill's death, Chloris Leachman, Putman kissing Mick Jagger, best comedy venues, Stone Cold audio commentary and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are not talking about the app, they're having a chat about good old fashioned "snapping"... aka getting pissed off. They share stories of snapping in public, viral snaps, milkshake snaps, Tarzan's abs, snapping for the benefit of a fan, a De Niro snap, a Costco snap, road rage snaps, HANGRY snaps, Disneyland snaps, lobster roll snap, shark week snap, audition snaps, phone snap vs. in person snap and then of course about how we can all get along. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Comedy Writing Legend Spike Feresten (Seinfeld, Letterman, SNL, Talk Show w/ Spike Feresten, Car Matchmaker) joins Kevin & Steve to talk writing, creating the Seinfeld "Soup Nazi" episode, writing jokes for Dennis Miller, David Letterman & Dana Carvey, what it's like to host a late night talk show, rare cars, making your Dad laugh, multi cam vs. single cam sitcoms and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Chad Stahelski directed one of Kevin and Steve's favorites: John Wick. Before that he was 2nd Unit Director/Stunt Coordinator/Fight Choreographer on many of your favorites such as The Matrix films, Captain America: Civil War, The Expendables films, the Hunger Games films and Beerfest, just to name a few. Chad, Kevin and Steve talk drinking in the edit room, stunt man scars, working with Marvel, how to make a fight scene, Keanu's above average skills, doubling Brandon Lee on The Crow, how he got the John Wick job, awesome directing advice, Gun-Fu, Beerfest, Ninja Assassin, doing a Rom Com with headshots, how fast Chad can kick Heffernan's ass, AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Candace Smith (Million Dollar Matchmaker, Beerfest, The Slammin Salmon) joins Kevin & Steve for another visit. They talk about her new season on Million Dollar Matchmaker, Hawaii, her new movie My Father Die, Mutey and the Beast, Lemme gets a lesson in dating role play, monogamy, Patti Stanger, working with a pervy Donald Trump during Miss USA, dumbing it down, a healthy dose of Trump bashing, Lebron and the Cavs AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jake and Amir, comic actors, writers, directors, podcasters and masterminds behind the super popular web series Jake & Amir join Kevin & Steve. They talk flat brimmed hats, Connecticut vs. Phoenix, College Humor, making Jake and Amir, Jewish basketball players, shooting pilots, their podcast "If I Were You," their new series "Lonely and Horny," AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand! Kevin & Steve revisit the things they hate combined with a road trip car cast. They cover the beef jerky whisperer, electrical outlets in hotels, airplane seatbelts, guys who are good swing dancers, zoot suits, leg cramps, deodorant on your t shirt, forgetting why you walked in a room, guys who don't like farts, the Chandrasekhar- Lemme India-Argentina fight AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Dave Hill (Comedian, Author, Musician, Radio Host) joins Kevin & Steve to talk about his hysterical new book Dave Hill Doesn't Live Here Anymore. In addition they cover FOMO, toilet clogging, psyllium, Japanese hygiene, writing for Trump, Dave's Dad, Cleveland, The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Van Halen phone covers, Witch Taint, book reading crowds, stand up in the UK, stand up in prison, ripping guitar, celebrity egg shoppers, their new band Warcock and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Ever wonder how they create visual effects for your favorite movie or TV show? Jason Piccioni is a Visual Effects Guru at the top of the industry and he happens to be an old friend of Kevin & Steve. They chat about what visual effects are, how they are created, how one becomes a visual effects artist, making fake beer for Beerfest, making cars jump in The Dukes of Hazzard, TV vs. Film, Khaleesi's head AND MUCH MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

W. Kamau Bell (United Shades of America, Totally Biased) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about Kamau's awesome new show United Shades of America, working with CNN, meeting the KKK, mixing comedy & poignancy, dick jokes, Kamau's & Lemme's academic accomplishments, getting back to Stand Up, Denzel's comic chops, Black Skittles and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve had the honor of visiting the Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station (America's Fortress!) in Colorado this week. They were graciously hosted by Major William Russell & Major Kevin Lombardo and given the grand tour. The convo covers: The amazing work they do at the Mountain, the facility's 50th Anniversary, MRE's, War Games, the zombie apocalypse, aliens, how much food is in that mountain, tracking Santa, defending Canada, Challenge Coins, tasers, "too dirty for the USO?" and MUCH MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Smokin' hot, up & coming comic Chris Gordon joins Kevin & Steve. They talk Canada, Wolfmother concerts, back cracking, Fabio's writings, best opener ever?, headlining in Canada, Sean Connery at the doctor, jokes that never work, wet mouths, the metric system, Danny Glover, Gordon spitting water on Aristotle and MUCH MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

David Josefsberg (An Act of God), star of the stage, joins Kevin & Steve. They talk baseball cards, stagecraft, An Act of God, Broadway groupies, Hugh Jackman, Broadway orgies, stage auditions vs. TV/film auditions, The Fonz vs. Henry Winkler, Tony Danza, the Malibu Mafia, penis freckles and MUCH MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

Jonah Keri (The Jonah Keri Podcast), sportswriter, journalist, author joins Kevin & Steve. They talk Canada, kidnapping, Mr. Rogers, Gretzky, Grantland, Pedro, Roughriders or Rough Riders, VORP, Rock Raines, Harper vs. Trout, Podcasting & Fantasy Sports of the future! ENJOY THE CHEW!

John Popper (Blues Traveler) returns to chat with Kevin & Steve about his new autobiography "Suck & Blow." They talk favorite stories from the book, the Big & Tall Man Store, McDonalds' Special Sauce, becoming a Dad, Madison Square Garden, that teacher from Whiplash, playing for Presidents, roofies, Adam Arkin, and of course John plays some harmonica! Enjoy the Chew!

Fellow Broken Lizard Jay Chandrasekhar joins Kevin & Steve for a catch up sesh. They talk chewing tobacco, birthday wishes, eye anti-perspirant, passing out w/ gum in mouth, The Grinder, Rob Lowe's cologne, Chris Christie's Cabinet Position under Trump: The Secretary of M & M's, the price of vomit, missing planes, memoir memories, a Super Troopers 2 update AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW.

They did the villians, now they do the muscle. Kevin & Steve rundown their top ten, all time, favorite movie henchmen. Along the way they cover the definition of a "henchperson," Cinco de High-o, "We are not thirsty, Fraulein," Which came first Jaws or Jaws, Ballerhinos, Is Darth Vader a henchman?, how Star Wars influenced Get Shorty, do muppets count? and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Lady Chew Crew, you wanted to know how men think? Kevin & Steve answer all your questions and then some. Find out about sexy hairdos and don'ts, who is the "Anal Kid," can a man fake an orgasm, date movie compromises, how many parts to a guy's junk, should Heffernan get fake boobs, the best anniversary gift, cologne or no cologne, fantasy football drafts in bed, safest time to fart in front of a man, and of course... what does it feel like to fall in love. ENJOY THE CHEW!

They did an episode about the ladies. This is one for the ladies. Kevin & Steve run down their Top 10 Movie Star Man-Crushes and in the process chat about St. Paddy's Day, Travolta's long legs, the fact that they can smell what The Rock is cooking, Redford vs. Newman: Who would you rather fuck?, Hugging Sam Elliott, Where's Arnold's shirt?, of course P-Swayze and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!!

Time to pay up! Lemme lost the Oscar bet, so Kevin pisses on his foot. Hear Steve's agony and other related stories about Buffalo, the Beerfest Vat, the last time we wet our pants, "piss" or "pee" or "tee tee," poison ivy, the limits of kitty litter, pissing next to Jack Nicholson, bacon & egg pizza AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Actor and Wrestler Alex Shaffer (Win Win, We Are Your Friends) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk pizza, his Win Win audition, Paul Giamatti who?, Lemme's stand up bomb, auditioning, improv skills, taking down Billy Crudup, Judo with Rhonda Rousey and LOTS of wrestling talk: making weight, fireman carries, petersons, Vision Quest, singlets and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

It's that time again. Kevin & Steve go head to head with their Oscar picks. Along the way they throw out TONS OF SPOILER ALERTS (BEWARE!) and talk popcorn vs. nachos, Tom Hardy in Kray Kray, buzz whores, Lemme's Immigrant Button, Farva & Steve Jobs, The Martian's cutting edge disco music, which Movie made Lemme cry, Alister Ballot AND We dare you to drink every time Kevin or Steve uses the word "phenomenal." Enjoy the Chew!!

Pam Horton (Gamer Next Door, Playboy's Miss October 2012) joins Kevin & Steve again. They talk Playboy's new no nude mag, Gamer Next Store, Vegans, Grand Theft Auto, Super Troopers 2!, Kevin's new web series 'Game Boy,' PHort's new band: Phort Knox, Star Wars & MORE!!! ENJOY THE CHEW!!

Thanks for the Questions Chew Crew! We fired through as many as we could and cover all kinds of things like our most embarrassing movie moments, the biggest stoner in Broken Lizard, Puppy Monkey Baby, more hate for unsalted butter, squeezee ketchup, a Chewbacca comedy group, Lemme making love to Andre the Giant, Heffernan's famous Oprah imitation and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Tom McArdle (Spotlight, Win Win, The Visitor, The Station Agent) is up for an Academy Award for Best Editing of the film Spotlight. Tom joins Kevin & Steve as they talk Spotlight, how someone becomes an editor, what goes into the editing of a feature film, McArdle's shout out in Super Troopers, where an editor gets his award show tux, working w/ writer-director Tom McCarthy, farting policy in the edit room, giving Heff/Lemme a shout out at the Oscars and more! ENJOY THE CHEW!

The lovely & talented Brit Daniel (Club Dread, The Game, Joe Dirt) visits Kevin & Steve again. They talk smilin' eyes, Del Taco, The End of The Game, Joe Dirt 2, auditioning, Twin movie pitches and most importantly how Brit kicked Cancer's ASS! Enjoy the Chew!

The blizzards are coming. Things are getting cold and snowy. So Kevin & Steve share Winter Stories including such gems as stew!, snow days, 86th Street snowball fights, Grizzly Adams, purple ear muffs, Kid Freeze, bread bags over your socks, passing out in snow banks, white parkas, The Snickers Kid, bruised coccyx bones and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!!!

Jimmy Tatro, actor, writer, comic, YouTube star joins Kevin & Steve. They talk rain-driving in LA, Life According to Jimmy, producing internet vids, amassing 2.5 million subscribers, Thomas Hayden Church, Tatro's REAL name, Super Troopers 2 Cameos, How to make a viral video, 22 Jump Street, Blue Mountain State and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Happy 2016 Chew Crew! Kevin & Steve share some New Year Resolutions as they cover Losing Weight, Wooden Headphones, Tom Cruise's Torso, Fat Clothes, Pitbull vs. Seacrest, Super Troopers 2, Sexceptions, Human Cummerbunds, Jiggling Tits, Safe Words, Steve Lemme Guitar Hero AND MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

The Holidays are coming to an end. So Kevin & Steve recap the season with talk of "Happy Holidays," getting angry in Frontierland, Bed & Breakfasts, God's punishment, DeNiro, Clarence Clemons, an Irish Christmas, Potatoes!, Tree Haggling, Candy Cane Lane, Favorite Christmas Movies, Best Christmas Presents AND, on top of all that, Kevin & Steve SING their favorite CHRISTMAS SONGS! Enjoy the Chew...

Ready for some braggadocio? In response to last week's episode, Kevin & Steve run down the Things They are Great At! They cover harmonizing Christmas tunes, Robotron, beating kids in board games, anal punctuation, Lemme as Robin Hood, sleeping standing up, cockroach hunters, clammy hands & stinky breath, making love and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve dig deep into their psyches to discuss Things They Suck At. Along the way they hit topics like Being a Fancy Boy, Speaking Latin, Fixing Shit, Proper Airband Technique, The Eiger Sanction, Thick Fingers, Ugly Shoes, Lawn-dree and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Ever wonder what it takes to get a good song in your film? Kevin & Steve explain the process of music licensing, music rights, music budgeting and in the process share plenty of stories re: writing for Coconut Pete, hanging with 38 Special, trying to get into the ST Sundance party, The Cry of the Cougar, AC/DC, why Poison was perfect for Landfill's eulogy... and MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

After last week, they gotta follow up with things we LOVE. Kevin and Steve talk Thanksgiving, cat noses, the Tuna, salty butter, low tar cigarettes, hot water and gettin' breezey. Hope you all do a lot of Thanksgiving CHEWIN'!

A few months ago they did Part 1. But they couldn't help themselves because there is just more shit they hate. This time they rip into airline seating, auto-correct, shallow bowls, button fly vs. zipper, road rage, bad aim, hot rooms/cold rooms and MUCH MORE. Enjoy the Chew!

Is a movie underrated because the world thinks it sucks and you don't? Or maybe the world likes it but you think they should like it more? Kevin & Steve tackle that and more as they reveal their Top Ten Most Underrated Movies! The guys run through comedies, dramas and action films with plenty of disagreement and also chat about seal horns, a banged up mons pubis, dodgeball, Gavin Rossdale and Super Trooper 2 Stunts. Enjoy the Chew!

One week of ST2 is in the can! Kevin & Steve recount the week, the future shooting plan, the reunion with Brian Cox, real cops on the set, New England weather, Farva 2.0, going High & Tight and of course they throw in some Halloween & Fantasy Football talk as a bonus. Enjoy the Chew!