Chewin' It with Kevin ad Steve

Kevin & Steve re-live their most recent Thanksgiving together and cover a Super Troopers 2 update, pecan pie, swimming on Tgiving, D.A.F., Black Friday, Jason Mamoa at the Cobbler, Daddy's Home 2, gray elbows, Professor Mussentouch, Lemme's "cake" and MUCH MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve give some love to one of their favorite Broken Lizard movies: The Slammin' Salmon. They cover Lemme's birthday, waiter snaps, Michelob Ultra, parlor comedies, Mike Tyson impressions, the Power of Michael Clarke Duncan, "Can you defend yourself?," Mad Cow Disease, Cobie Smulders, the whispers of Morgan Fairchild, April Bowlby didn't lie about ballet, Butt Pirates of the Caribbean, how big should a nose be, Stolhanske's hair, waiter nightmares, fart wars AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve cover their recent trip to San Diego and take the opportunity to run down some more things they love like... Steve's boat "The Hook, Line & Sphincter," Kevin's favorite band "Emphatic Remorse," Thor: Ragagaragnarok, shirtless Chris Hemsworth, Au-tumn, pretzel beer, 2 ply toilet paper, "do the damn thing," a Leaker Lemme update, day drinking, shower ass jets, bullies getting theirs, Manhattan clam chowder, 9 meter charging cords AND an all too brief visit from LEMME'S WIFE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Happy Halloween everyone! Kevin & Steve talk Halloween and run through some more things that rub them the wrong way. They cover Halloween candy, jack o' lanterns, aggro sports parents, Kevin's yellow card, Ghandi stubbing his toe, revolving doors, pork pie hats, grocery store rumble strips, HW Bush's shitty sense of humor, Kevin's golden singing voice, Sarah Huckabee Farva AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Greetings from Kansas City! Kevin & Steve talk about their stay in KC, KC food, Lady Chatterley, Super Troopers 2 Quality Control, Lemme discovers coffee, solid gold microphones, nervous opener breath, when joystick is holding a joystick, the Colin Firth man crush, Outlander, the Baby Bombers, Yappy Lemme, the Twix ice cream bar AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Patrick Heffernan is one of the top Key Grips in Hollywood and also happens to be Kevin's brother. He returns for another visit to talk about what a key grip does, his recent gigs: Ghosted, Super Troopers 2, Workaholics, Leisure Seekers, Hotel Artemis, Aloha and also... over cooked meat, the craziest thing he's "rigged," Italian crews, ass crack handlers, Dave Bautista likes dragons, Jodi Foster's height, getting fired in the Firing Zone, Bill Murray's masseuse, watching Super Troopers 2 for the first time, and of course Pat's criticisms of THE CHEW! ENJOY!

Edi Patterson (Vice Principals, The Last O.G., The Groundlings) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover why Edi is so funny, side mouth talking, why things can never be too salty, shooting Vice Principals, Walton Goggins' hats, nailing auditions, climbing the ladder at the Groundlings, Kevin & Steve's improv skills, bombing in stand up vs. bombing in improv, The Last OG w/ Tracy Morgan, getting the molasses out of your asses, SNL guest writing, the little girl that lives in Edi's mouth, improv horror movies, Cap'n Crunch & bananas AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Greetings from Rochester, NY! After last week's "Hates" episode, Kevin & Steve HAVE to to a "Loves" episode. They cover garbage plates, the crap & nap, pie in a pint, the crusty ranter, the Fantasy Gods, "American Vandal," first gen Roku, sleepy sexy hispanics, 19 stone, BBW, spray starch, Elvis' last turd, Lemme's Playboy subscription at age 8 AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Greetings from Denver. As Kevin & Steve enjoy the Mile High City, they cover some things that have recently rubbed them the wrong way. They hit "going clean," Denver weed, the Mo-ville D, getting "turnt up," Old Salty Head Heffernan & Crud Mouth Lemme, sun block, grey elbows, off-ten, organic toothpaste, empty nuts, personal space, small talk, letting the Lion roar AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jesse Hughes & Jorma Vik of Eagles of Death Metal join Kevin & Steve. They talk about scoring Super Troopers 2. They also cover motorcycles, the history of EODM and where the name came from, The Scorpions - Winds of Change, karaoke w/ Joe Walsh, The Bronx & Mariachi El Bronx, Josh Homme, Paris, drummers vs. percussionists, Jethro Tull, "raditude," touring, Meatloaf or "Mr. Loaf to you," the soft boomerang of love, Boots Electric, Sriracha AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Our old friend Kevin Pereira (Attack of the Show, The Attack) returns for another chew with Kevin and Steve. They cover Pew Die Pie, Portugal, Twitch, The Attack, Sidestream, Deadmau 5!, iPhone X, calamari, charcoal deodorant AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Our first Super Troopers 2 marketing meeting and Lemme's big mouth lead Kevin & Steve to discuss their all time screw ups. They cover wet slapping an armpit, beef jerky, #suffer, getting Lemme'd, a vaseline explosion, the #1 Boy Band "Ew," Teddy the Super, Twitter busted on the train, tequila spit takes, sexy bee stings AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

This week the first teaser trailer dropped for ST2. Kevin & Steve discuss the teaser and tell stories about past Broken Lizard trailers. They also cover a "Lemme the Leaker" update, fried chicken, "creature of deliciousness," Chandrasekhar's silver fangs, Jim Gaffigan, Lemme brings his talents to South Beach, the Cincy Brew Ha Ha, breakfast buffets, synth jazz pop, key fobs and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

The news is finally out! The Super Troopers 2 release date is 4.20.2018. Kevin & Steve recount the drama behind the announcement of the date and Lemme's big mouth. They also cover cholesterol, Mayweather vs. McGregor, Hitler's birthday, the history of 4.20, Dondi, Lemme screws the pooch, mildew laundry, the Mooch!, Lemme explains 4.20 to his Dad AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Love is in the air! Kevin & Steve share their Birds & Bees lessons with their kids and in turn recount their B & B convos with THEIR parents. They also cover 15 lb lobsters, the Fat Guy Award, ST2, "Don't worry about it!," Day of the Animals, old Playboys, Steve's first dance, cartoon fleshlights, Carlos Cafe, Sesame Street after sex, stealing rubbers from Dad, "My Mom taught me this move," Is that egg on your pants?, NYC voyeurs, G.O.T. nudity AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve share a BS sesh about pica dillo vs. pico de gallo, earthquake witches, margaritas, how Steve's wife is like Bruce Willis' bald head, the beer & meat fridge, SAC, Lionel Richie at the Hollywood Bowl!, hot uber drivers, Steve's "get laid" shirt, house guests, 3 ways, the Mooch, more Bill Clinton & they just sing a shit load of Lionel Richie! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve give an update on the final steps of Super Troopers 2: the Sound Mix & Color Correction w/ the help of none other than "BILL CLINTON." They also cover Lemme's hangover, Chess boozing, Club Dread merkins, GOT, riding the dragon, NYC, Guns n' Roses, tofu tacos, cosplay, MOTUS, "creaming out the fat" and Bill Clinton's new show on SyFy. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Nick Swardson (Typical Rick, Grandma's Boy, Bucky Larson) returns for a visit. Kevin & Steve chat with him about the new season of his Comedy Central series Typical Rick, some Minnesota sports talk, Sesh & Tesh, Simon Rex, Comedy Central, Nick's Mom, favorite Swedish phrases, Stand Up Specials, shows w/ the Sandler team, Josh Du-Hamel, and of course we read plenty of NICK'S TWEETS. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Writer/Producer Jonathan Glatzer (Better Call Saul, Bloodline, Succession) and an old friend from the Colgate days joins Kevin & Steve. They talk Better Call Saul, Bloodline, Albuquerque, mob dentists, a DEEP dive into Colgate U. Theater, the REAL origins of Broken Lizard, Les Enfant Terribles, Steve Coogan, a DEEP dive into the woes of indie film, all the ways Hollywood can fuck you, how you become a staff writer on your favorite TV show, binge watching, Bob Odenkirk/David Cross, Jonathan Banks, bald guys, hot dogs AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

The hates are back! Kevin & Steve catch up after their 4th of July celebrations and run through more things they hate. They cover an ST2 update, meatloaf, warm underwear, iPhone typing, dildo drawers, feather cocks, handicap parking morality, spray starch, skipping ads in 5 seconds, Robotron fist fights, stinky sponges AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Happy 4th Chew Crew! To honor cook outs everywhere, Kevin & Steve run down their Top Ten Summer Foods. Along the way they cover ST2, Baby Driver, "My Monday Morning Beer," burnt hot dogs, Eddie the Pig, Ruffles vs. Pringles, shellfish shellfish shellfish, "pa-tayda salad," busting' out the Boursin, what can you lick but not bite?, Sam Elliott: Ice Cream, it ain't just for Summer any more, hamburguesa con queso, everything is better sawlty, The Purple Freak, snorting Old Bay and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Arden Myrin (Shameless, MadTV, Chelsea Lately, Will You Accept This Rose? podcast) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover moist heat, monkey brains, Boston accents, Billy Ray Cyrus (BRC!), Miley's teenage bedroom, Steve Martin, acting on stage, Stand Up, Lady on the Road, Arden's Nerdist Podcast about the Bachelor/Bachelorette: Will You Accept This Rose, auditioning for MadTV AND MORE! Great stuff! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Greetings from Charlotte! Kevin & Steve spend some time on the road running down the Summer Movies of 2017 - what they've seen (SPOILER ALERTS!) and what they want to see. They also cover Silence of the Pigs, Kevin's first pitch bounce, HAGS!, SYNY!, shy Chew Crew members, deepidermis sweat, Lemme's Grease leather jacket, Jaws, Mater!, Sam Elliott, why Groot makes Lemme cry, movie food, Apes Spiders & Pirates, milkshakes AND MORE! HAGS, CHEW CREW!

Kevin & Steve are on the road in Phoenix, so they catch the Chew Crew up on the happenings of the last few weeks including... a Super Troopers 2 update, the Eagles of Death Metal, saaawlty french fries, hanging in Phoenix, Anderson Cooper, rock stars vs. comedians, Lemme's induction into his high school's hall of fame, Kevin's holiday weekend beer drinking, Lemme shoots This Is Not Happening for Comedy Central, Carrot Top's real name and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kyle Kinane (Love, Those Who Can't, & countless Stand Up appearances) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about chewing, Crocodile Dundee, Sex scenes in the Netflix show "Love," This Is Not Happening, The Boogie Monster Podcast, skinwalkers, scaring the shit out of yourself, sketch vs. stand up, Chicago, shooting stand up specials, being the voice of Comedy Central, communal bathrooms, foreign comedy, Frank Langella, Those Who Can't AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jessie & Leonard Maltin join Kevin & Steve to talk about their Father/Daughter movie podcast Maltin on Movies. They also cover The Leonard Maltin Movie Guide, Leonard's review of Super Troopers, Father Daughter differences of opinion, facing down filmmakers who have received bad reviews, review-proof movies, Burt Reynolds, the Playboy Mansion, guilty pleasures, if Leonard has ever changed his mind on a movie, the future of movies, binge watching, the Maltins' favorite movie snacks AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve record an update from their Raleigh NC trip. They also cover late night snacks, a Delta update, The Specialist, ranting, ass cracks, Michael Landon's & Kurt Russell's hair, Lithgow in Cliffhanger, little parking spots, button fly bullshit, munchies vs. panties, punishing your shorts, losing your wedding ring, Farva's girlfriend, making love to Meryl Streep, the Oui Channel, waking up with Minty Mouth & MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

John Brenkus (ESPN Sport Science, The Brink of Midnight Podcast) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover the secrets of Sport Science, getting creamed by Brandon Jacobs, the life changing moment in every Brink of Midnight Podcast, Marshawn Lynch, the NYC Indy Film scene, who is the triathlete: Brenkus or Heffernan?, bringing America together, self induced injuries, Brenk vs. Brink AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jay Larson (Twin Peaks, Best Bars in America) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk Twin Peaks, David Lynch, The Yankees, the Parking Garage Fiasco, stand up retirement, going to every bar in America, punch up writing, Kevin's insensitivity AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are on the road in Winnipeg. So they settle in for a good old fashioned BS sesh. They cover beer, playoff hockey, Steven King movies, a Super Troopers 2 Update, Rob Lowe's hair, ADR, how much airlines suck, Hurricane Heffernan, Verizon's limited unlimited plan, the new car counter-fart feature AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Missi Pyle (The Artist, Dodgeball, Galaxy Quest) & Zach Selwyn (G4 Attack of the Show, ESPN Dream Job, Freeloaders!) join Kevin & Steve to talk about their hot new podcast Missi & Zach Might Bang! They sing a lot of songs AND cover, podcasting drunk, microphones with built in straws, Kyle Chandler, auditioning for The Artist, how to improvise songs, Scarlett Johansson, Dodgeball teeth, chugging syrup, Captain Clambeard and of course a free association rap wrap up! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense, A.I., Silicon Valley) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover beards, the new Silicon Valley season, his Amazon pilot "Oasis", South Africa, "Future Man", auditioning, partying with Bruce Willis, eating broccoli, Oz, Kate Capshaw, golf, NYU, how to tie your shoes AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Actor, Writer Paul Walter Hauser (Super Troopers 2, I, Tonya) returns to talk nut salt, Wrestlemania, lower body tattoos, Kingdom, Margot Robbie, Tonya Harding, ST2, hot dogs, high school dance teams, taking the bus, Twitter hacks, Big Bird's tits and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

200 Episodes! In celebration we bring back our first guest ever: Nat Faxon. We cover his new Netflix series Friends from College, St. Elmo's Fire, McCormick & Schmick part ways?, Cobie Smulders, Fred Savage, the trials & tribulations of getting a movie made, where is the Oscar?, Quicksilver, Teamsters, Bill Paxton, The Groundlings, Thad Ripple, dimpled asses & MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

As companion piece to last week, Kevin & Steve get positive and run down Things They Love. They cover their ST2 test screening build up, Steve's puns, fat wet veiny sharpies, why teriyaki is bullshit, beef in a box, food that smells like B.O., abreevs like unforch & appreesh, Kong, sweaty cheese, pissin' on ice AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down a new list of Things They Hate. They cover automatic lift gates, getting fucked at the drive thru, the realization that Heffernan will eat turkey but will never GO to Turkey, hacking bottom feeders, mouth stretching hamburgers, direct flights to every city, trolls, thin sharpies AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jay Chandrasekhar is back because he WROTE A BOOK! "Mustache Shenanigans" is Jay's autobiography coming out MARCH 28TH. He joins Kevin & Steve to share stories from the book about Super Troopers and the early Broken Lizard days. They also cover an ST2 update, why Jay wouldn't let Lemme pre-read, why terrorism is not his "jam," Buttfuck Egypt, what his Dad thought of the book, Ben Gay, how being Indian made him a director, the Indian Jackie Robinson of comedy, Burt Reynolds blowback, Dev Patel, independent film, how to write a book, the hidden dick on the book cover AND MORE! Enjoy the Chew!

Our friend Bill Paxton passed away, so we dedicate this week's episode to his memory. We share plenty of Paxton stories and laughs as we cover Coconut Pete, pancakes, Chet, "Beef: It's whats for dinner," crushing a guitar, sailing lessons with Bill, paraffins!, fartcatchers, his visit to Chewin' It, A Simple Plan, One False Move and MUCH MORE! We're gonna miss him. ENJOY THE CHEW!

This year Kevin lost the Oscar bet and it's time to pay UP! Steve does the honors on Kevin's foot as they also cover cell phone addiction, taking a $900 shit in a $500 suit, the EODM HBO doc, how to stink up your piss, hot bladders, an Oscar recap, Timberlake for Prez, what Kevin has in common with Warren Beatty, the Cannabis Cup blunder of 2015, the Muhammad Ali of Piss Contests, reflections of getting pissed on AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

It's Oscar weekend! Steve is back from vacation in time for Oscar picks so Kevin & Steve go head to head. Why should you care? Because loser gets their foot pissed on. They also cover SPOILER ALERTS, chicken nuggets, shitting on the rug, The Mopeys, why movies should have an ending, Gregois' favorite French film, Emma Stone, Gosling vs. Michael Bolton, Lego Batman, Denzel, a general dick sucking of La La Land AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are on opposite sides of the country, but they still get in a Chew. Being away from each other makes them want to catch up so they discuss a Super Troopers 2 Update, pastelitos, Gregois the delightful young French boy, screening for Fox, pick up shots, EODM, Tom Terrific wins the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day, Romance, Pitbull, Valentine's babies vs. Super Bowl babies, April 7, the Oscars and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

For the first time in 2017 Kevin & Steve answer the Chew Crew's burning questions! They cover the Super Troopers 2 update! Saturday night at Taco Bell, mustache rides, Bickerfest, "Never stop fucking," hoarders in the sky, Budweiser-The five tool player of beers, killing Landfill, Lemme Heffernan fights, crassholes, Jessica Simpson, Wacky Packs, Cheetos vs. Cheese Puffs AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Having finished doing some great live shows, Kevin & Steve reflect on the opposite: Their Worst Live Shows Ever. They cover bombing, tech problems, Broken Lizard at Hobart College, Rico Suave, Boogie woogie, Chinese Charlie Brown, being Kevin Hart's bitch, bar shows, Loretta Lynn, fake blizzards, force majeure, the O.J. verdict and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve recap their Holiday time apart and cover Dondi, Cracker Barrel, the Vermont road trip, "How ya doin'?"... "Sweaty," bling sunglasses, "When I'm naked do I look like a dick?," streaming The Crown, Pipin', tarmac snaps, the Costco parking lot, yellow snow, Rogue One and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

An UPDATE from the edit room of Super Troopers 2! Steve & Kevin visit with the ST2 Editor Spencer Houck. They cover editing the sequel, Dutch fish, Houckamania, Lemme's paunch, Kevin's new glasses, Spencer's edit glove, the challenges of ST2, tech specs, cock socks, best edit room fights, Downton Abbey edit room farts, La La Land edit room farts, Canadian Classic Rock, melatonin junkies AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

It's a carcast! Kevin & Steve run through those times when their jokes have gone a little too far. They cover: Losing the crowd, self editing, razzleberry dressing, cheesesteaks, tinsel whores & garland bitches, JFK laundry detergent, the word "pussy," Michael Clarke Duncan, Stephen Hawking, teen disgust, bath salts & MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

With Thanksgiving behind them and the Christmas shopping season ahead, Kevin & Steve run down what THEY want for Christmas. Among other things they cover Thanksgiving, road rage, why Farva is crazy, the ST2 edit UPDATE, Black Friday, Dumb Saturday, fat moles, fluffy towels, the problem with Genies, hanging with Santa, the belly jiggle band, Christmas Spirit and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are in Madison, WI enjoying cheese curds and live show audiences. That inspires them to tell some road stories about Wisconsin, live tweeting the Big Bang Theory, Foot Fridays, bungholes, reading a book while eating wings, steak & cake, shots, snow storms in Atlanta, cupcakes in Nanaimo AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

On the road in Portland, Kevin & Steve do a hotel-cast and run down more things they love such as: The good people of Portland, having dinner dates together, sliders, haircuts, armpit hair, "namathinkaboutit," empty middle seats, Election Day, stealing Halloween candy, taking a "life shit," the song: "Kevin is an asshole," soup, stand up bombing AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down 10 more things they hate. They cover Halloween, ending a text exchange, emojis, armpit cuts, sensitive teeth, "wi-fly," Easter egg hunts, "Mr. Pezident," the cold shoulder, having a drink at the Yappy Dog, neighbors, losing your Benjamin's AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!