Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and TJ talk about Centipedes, The Kiss army, Fila tracksuits, carnival games, Utah drinking laws, snow driving, crouton sandwiches, Abercrombie and Fitch, weather balloons, modern fishing, and ask the question, "What's the strangest thing you can order at a restaurant?" Listen to the is one and then donate it to Goodwill, it is filled with much Yang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this shocking conclusion, Cash and TJ talk about weird dreams, rude awakenings, gas violations, child-rearing ideas, wrestling holds, rescue dogs, elephants, REO Speedwagon, pickle aversions and ask the question, "Why are people putting jelly inside of chocolate?" Recommended by critics as the "Essential" Cashing In episode, something wicked this way comes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, Rumpelstilskin, Jean-Paul Sartre's No Exit , windless sailing, naval fetishes, box sets, monkey bars vs teeter totters, staycations, pine tar, bad puns, and ask the question, "Is "getting dizzy" a gateway drug for kids?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about eternal life, surprise parties, meditation meetups, sexy Santa hats, tree negligence, ferret stand-ins, tiny honey sticks, ribbed condoms, detached retinas, Greek vacations, moped shortages, and ask the question, "How would you describe TJ in two words?" Listen to this historical trilogy on a yoga mat, it will reaffirm your belief in cliffhangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Batman, The Beatles, Duke Ellington, sick astronauts, lemon water, boob pants, humble opinions, movies vs. books, butt tattoos, and map rooms, and ask the question, "Can you trust people who don't eat chocolate or drink coffee?" Set your clocks back a day and listen to this one in a 24-hour loop, it's like an extra dry undercarriage on a hot summer day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about New Year's resolutions, ventriloquist dummies, In-laws, animal cruelty, road rage, Hellraiser, Vin Diesel, Carrot Top, horse-driven bicycles, fanny packs and ask the question, "When will we see "Cashing In The Movie?" Listen to this episode at the gym, right before your love turns to hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Christmas music, horny elves, Mrs. Clause, Michael Mcdonald, Frank Sinatra, angry mobs, domesticated Javalinas, 12 1/2 step programs, the seeds of revolution, stocking coal, the Liberty Bell, family trips, and ask the question, "Why is Santa so unhealthy?" Put a barrel around your waist and listen to this one with some hot nog, it will warm your heart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about scientology, gambling addicts, porn stars, inspirational speakers, insecure gods, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, New York, Birddogging, ultimate fighters and ask the question, "Is Cash just like Nostradamus?" This episode will tickle your Hamster and remind everyone "You can't control the moon!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombie grapes, considerate crimes, snuggle parties, smart antennas, fashion advice, selective amnesia, Mozart, Woody Allen, Owls, Starbursts, and ask the question, "Can a person be too focused?" Stick your feet in warm slippers and enjoy this episode while going through a carwash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about breakups, brew masters, baristas, Russian roulette, motor homes, bullying, skeeball, Yoda, pilgrim pops, and the meaning of Thanksgiving, and ask the question, "Shouldn't we all get free Wi-Fi? Eat a fifty-five-pound bird and then listen to this episode in a state of sleepy bliss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about hypnotists, soothsayers, removable hoods, leg elbows, bad first dates, gavel objections, fancy grave stones, Ladodeling, podcast hecklers, lying to children, and ask the question, "Why do we hurt the ones we love?" Corner someone at an office party and force them to listen to this episode, it's better then "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Man's search for meaning, Tarzan, Red Fox, Janis Joplin, excessive hubris, scary animals, texting while talking, ass bites, American England, angry proposals, underachievers, post tailgating and ask the question, "Why aren't more couples high fiving with their toes?" Do some public stretching, throw down on a Thigh Master, and make sure to get sticky for this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Yoda, laughing gas, Nerf furniture, Fleetwood Mac, cocaine trafficking, superhero superfoods, carrot cake lobbies, earthquakes, their new reality show and ask the question, "How do you make a bouncy house into a bouncy home?" This episode is like a gentle swab with a q-tip, it's inside all of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about happy endings, tomato sex, Miley Cyrus, ostrich people, trick or treating, backseat drivers, vigilante justice, cloud haters, celebrity orbiting, incompetent pastors, and ask the question, "Can a peanut butter cup be too small?" Share this episode with a friend who you no longer want to be friends with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about gateway drugs, getaway cars, Simon and Garfunkel, KC and the Sunshine Band, George Brett, Hooters, medicine balls, five leaf clovers, The Last Supper, snow angels, leap year marriages, wedgies, Chiclets, and ask the question, "Would Cash ride a dinosaur bareback?" Save the date and put a handle on this extra long hot and tasty, it makes the perfect ladle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the early years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Fifty Shades of Grey, balloon animals, casual preachers, artificial history museums, service pets, hamburger helper, ultimate frisbee, goofy calendars, losing keys, rough air, and ask the question, "Why don't fireman just live downstairs?" Listen to this episode with a neck pillow on, then hoist till your moist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about strip clubs, penis envy, whiskey bars, cross-dressing, world records, juggling, assistant life coaches, taco truck roulette, adult onesies, skinny dipping, and ask, "Is it wrong to spray vagrant children?" Put on a Nancy Grace mask and get this episode memorized, it may be a question on Jeopardy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Einstein, child actors, palindromes, teeter totters, The Inca Trial, Kirk Cameron, The Proclaimers, Britney Spears, Bonnie Raitt, Vanilla Ice, chainmail oven mitts, piggyback apps, and ask the question, "Who's the next Benji? Listen to this episode all night and party all day, doctors say it's the best medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the Rock-N-Roll Hall of fame, sex and drugs, El Dubarge, Sir Mixolot, Weezer, AC/DC, John Goodman, multitasking, insecure iTunes, bad fiancés, Yonderland, mating schedules, and ask the question, "How hard is it to do 30 packs of Nitrous oxide?" This might be the most romantic episode yet, so put it on the top of your docket and love the pod your with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about farmers markets, sweater vests, Martin Van Buren, crisis management, hunger strike movies, Neti pots, feather duster abuse, Chicago heat, nose tea, and ask the question, "How many episodes will it take to ruin everyone's life?" Listen to this episode in the downward dog position, followed by a healthy dose of Ambient music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about hair chinstraps, Flat Stanley, uncompromising cheese, elevator music, toll booth operators, Spanish lacrosse, baby oil wrestling, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Green Machines, bathroom art, Hula Pie, tilapia nozzle cakes, and ask the question, "Did the Blowfish need Hootie?" Take off your shoes and listen to this episode on the beach, while playing a Sax. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?" Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte, Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3-minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?" Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick, it will sound perfect if you lower your standards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth, Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?" Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining than a civil war re-enactment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive-through humor, mood-altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake IDs, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at Kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?" Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?" Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about marriage proposal techniques, Google rage, hair stylist love, hubcap keys, leg shirts, family week, Rocky, Olympic skating, time release putdowns, DR J, etch-a-sketch, X Games, and ask the question, "Where's the best place for a spinning full body release?" Put the seat back and listen to this episode while taking the summer off, then send it out to sea in a Dr. Pepper bottle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about safe words, mammal monogamy, pansexuality, Obama masks, Willie Wonka, Ewoks, tilty tables, mobile homes, The Sopranos, slow dancing, rude awakenings, Yogi Bear 3DP, and ask the question, "Can you eat while skydiving?" Listen to this episode while enjoying a dipper lipper, because they don't leave anything in the tank and you can't take it with you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about southern accents, lottery tickets, belly buttons, drug-addled llamas, Heathcliff, Garfield. horse racing, front tents, gift cards and ask the question, "Is Clifford the ultimate service dog?" Plug into this episode while wearing a bulletproof vest, the Eagle has landed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about flag etiquette, intergalactic bigotry, sperm control, balloon animals, summer songs, music festivals, sky malls, whale jazz, faking death, Bruno Mars, bumblebee awareness, birthday cakes, and ask the question, "How loud do you listen to the podcast?" This Kung Pao Pod tastes like summer, run through the sprinklers while listening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about elitist toasters, Model T Fords, moonshine rooms, gin cellars, wizell worms, hells hikers, octopus minglers, flat globes, yellow-bellied cowards, and ask the question, "Why does everything taste worse when it's been cooked in a microwave?" Listen to this "Best of T.J Miller" episode like your ancestors did, by "taking a roll in the hay!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Tex Mex, cola wars, bulbous face, glosters, aging blankets, thin littles, drum circles, Elton John, fun juggers, toothless alligators, blue emus, and ask the question, "Where would you put your Oscar?" Listen to this episode in the Wingman State while reading a copy of Bus Weekly, it will make you purrr. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about stationary unicycles, business card cemeteries, Wolfgang Puck, prénatal vitamins, Captian Ahab, whale face, hemlock shots, hand washing, iPhone coasters, and ask the question, "What is your spirit liquor?" This episode will lick your soul, listen from the back of a banana seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Twin Peaks, Green Eggs and Ham, seasonal crumpets, cake babies, pop-up books, Hallmark Original Movies, earth tours, speeding tickets, and ask the question, "What is Spike TV trying to prove?" Put both legs to sleep and listen to this episode, it will be chamber music to your ears. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about ninja prodigies, werewolf remedies, symbolic roses, adopted highways, snobby chopsticks, brittle people, badger sitting, elbow butter, secret operations, snipple whips, and ask the question, "Is TJ an idiot savant?" No fruits were abused in the recording of this historic podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about James Bond, bobblehead girlfriends, angst-ridden superheroes, kindergarten sociopaths, restless leg dancing, bird bath lovemaking, green grape peanut butter muffins, elementary school stuntmen, the price of fame, passive resistance, and ask the question, "How grumpy was Gandhi when he got hungry?" Destroy this episode after listening, and don't ever let your X hear it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, poison oak face, human windmills, car camping, sleepover techniques, eye blankets, energy straps, tonsils in a jar, and ask the question, "Does Yowie swing both ways?" If you're eating this episode, take little bites. This is not a drill! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about appliance violence, tether jacking, McFlurry mules, greatest hits albums, Marmot elbow, boring buttons, shirtless bikers, weird dreams, gift techniques and ask the question, "Can you sleep your way to the bottom?" Choose your own adventure from this episode, it's better than a strainer full of gravel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about coffee addiction, national pod dump day, masturbation headaches, adult chocolate milk, esteem scales, gravel pudding parfait, prolonging your prime, Lindsey Lohan, Central America, and ask the question, "Are hostages just friends at gunpoint?" Pop open the safety seal on this hot, tasty pod and listen while enjoying a Morning Jack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about The Scopebow Incident, superstitions, confessions, blowing beans, locksmith power, The Fast and Furious 6, clubbed feet, deli meats, tilt a whirls, and ask the question, "When was the last time you climbed a tree?" Listen to this episode while whipping your weeping willow with a lampshade on your head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about airport tents, mud rooms, homeless hook-ups, toddler face, sleep charting, sensitive nipples, advice shows, appreciating youth, Shamrock Shakes, and ask the question, "What's more American then a fat elbow?" Listen to this porkcast in your studio apt while eating a burrito as big as your head..... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about the new baby, cookie pies, recreational epidurals, labor negotiations, caramel corn, head touching, nurse tipping, hair condoms, staff stealing, angry billy goats and ask question, "Where do you put the umbilical cord?" Listen to the human words in this episode while watching along on Facepic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about astronomers, metal jockeys, bathroom phones, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, emergency exits, Robert Frost, peeping Toms, snowboarding lingo, getting older, and ask the question, "Who is Mr. Champagne and why does he order so much room service?" Listen to this episode on a chairlift while counting your toes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TH talk about mans search for meaning, fake mustaches, functional belts, eye Milk, REI babysitting, genital presentation, Halloween parties, bathroom attendants and ask the question, "Are we all just hypocrites?" Listen to this episode 19 times in succession while drinking a 19-hour energy, it's a Worlds Record. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this fan appreciation episode, Cash and TJ talk about diet books, funeral clowns, bacon chasers, conjoined twins, harassment techniques, back tattoos, cactus gifts, and ask the question, "Why is Hammurabi's code so hurtful?" Make sure to buy some stock options for this episode and then read it on a grain of rice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about man thongs, imaginary friends, elephants' nemesis, hiccup cures, softwood floors, Toblerone McFlurrys, Carnival card games, nature's Rubix cube, and ask the question, "Why is Waldo on the run?" Turn off the lights and listen to this one in the shower. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about space beer, zero gravity sticky zippers, sexaholics vs kleptomaniacs, little fibbies, nozzle cream, chocolate laxatives, silent Sundays, and ask the question, "Can you text from the outskirts of Yonderland?" Drink some Tang before this teeny tiny episode, and make sure you listen in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Jamba births, acceptable alcoholism, bad analogies, midwives, self-flagellation, drunkles, Swedist day, sex acne, corporate holidays, ugly donkeys, and ask the question, "How great is Bakersfield on a Saturday?" Adjust the temperature in your car and listen to this episode with a loved one, things could be worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about famous last words, God's existence, cloning, Wang Chung, bad roommates, hoarders, optimum shirts, square footage jerks and ask the question, "Can a real man carry a purse?" "Break the Glass" and listen to this episode, you'll be just getting started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices