Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and T.J. talk about new putdowns, bad doctors, licorice nooses, peanut brittle blasting, motels vs hotels, wedding dresses, carnival barkers, last words, the expanding universe, uncle Wither Butter, company parties and ask the questions, “What is the gold standard of pretentious?” Put on your fittens and excuse our dust, the show is still under construction... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Oscars, silver chastity belts, spittoon takes, oven mittens, classy ferns, cow ankles, leg elbows, birthday tours, Big Hero Six, and ask the question, "How can you tell if your lawyer is 'Not Ideal'?" Sit in the sink and listen with care, just stay alert because sometimes people pee there... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about daily affirmations, giraffe facts, Rambo, geisha steps, rhombus circles, Dionne Warwick, Fidel Castro, metaphorical angels, truth or dare, car chases, safer sandals, pre-inappropriate comment screenings, Silicon Valley and ask the question, “Does neck size matter?” Put this episode on your bucket list, it’s better then french kissing a horse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about surprise parties, reconstructive surgery, prong fingers, mutton twined chandeliers, Nietzsche, Falaphicy, Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Mucus, dogs dressed up like clowns, Tupperware cars, restless genital syndrome, the Archduchess of Norway and ask the question, “Why can’t people be more careful?” Try not to laugh during this episode, it will only make you cough.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?” Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, “Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?” Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it’s not just about the corn, it’s about the kernels… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Cocoon, mail order pods, broken mirrors, Smokey Bear conventions, Parcheesi, Barbra Streisand, Mary Albert, Orville Redenbacher, Jiffy Pop, Wilford Brimley, Colonel Sanders, The SS Forester, Weird Science and ask the question, “Can there be a chasm where a schism should be?” This episode is better then two scarecrows french kissing, it will make you shake your moneymaker… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?” This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Curious George, Dave Mathews, suicide by celery, help balloons, Gold's Gym, misplaced pianos, guilty pleasures, the 1972 A’s, virtual reality, baking tragedy’s, bathtub Elephants, yeast rising, cellophane underwear, soap radios, karaoke crowd surfing, shower party’s, and ask the question, “How is sex similar to pizza?” This episode is like an itch that can’t be scratched, you have to smoke it out….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Super Bowl ladles, dropkicking turkeys,, Wipeout, speed walking, Evil Kneivel, the hitler card, grand marshal, winning arguments, lemon butts, craisins, Denny’s, eating pebbles, time zones and ask the question, “Is thanksgiving worth it?” This hot-n tasty episode is more fun then an escalating Quaker blast, it’s short on cranberries and long on tater tots... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, “Who is ‘Little Brad?” Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about the Nixon tapes, Billy Joel, grief sex, the Pacific Crest trail, the English Channel, tennis, boxing, arm knees, baby showers, turkish baths, hoarding, feral gentlemen, unspirational quotes, invisible necklaces and ask the question, “Does Cash have the ‘Right Stuff’?” Don’t ever forget or erase this episode, it is second to Naan…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about wedding invitations, meaningless memes, face bangs, hair hats, saddle levitation, Reeses big cups, scarecasts, ticker tape parades, battering rams, Edward James Olmos, Ted Mggilicutty, Attila the Hun, trolls, the milky way, Panero vs Hooters, frowning Moji’s, and ask the question, “How do lambs get pregnant?” This episode is funnier than a 50 dollar pig. If you want it to make sense, you say it….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The World Series, Bob Schnieder, Junipero Serra, Andrew Jackson, incubation tanks, Venetian blinders, Macky Sasser, Pemberton Bulltlesticks, Triskett Hurlibutton, tantric styles, breaking bread, selfies, cars and coffee cups, and ask the question, “Will T.J. give Cash his kidney?” This pack of pods is more like a gaggle of swaggles, it will burst your bursa sack…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Big Hero Six, The Doobie Brothers, Colonel Sanders, The Shining, Days of our Lives, axes vs hatchets, rubber turduckens, leg wings, double shoes, wiji boards, morse code, ghost rain, , and ask the question, “Is a wig just a hat of hair?” Put on a "school of gruel" t-shirt and listen to this hot-n-tasty pod alone, it's like a taser in a hot tub.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about The Grand Canyon, Chupacabra, John Mccain, golfing accidents, desert hoodies, grampadres, free hugs, bronze balls, death by celery, intrepid hair, Moon Wizard, shoulder pubes, tiny alligators and ask the question, “What’s the least pleasurable thing you can eat with a straw?” Check yourself into an Italian themed retirement community and listen to this episode, it will cure night frights, honey sticks and totally Eclipse your heart…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards, jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, “Which episode ruined your life?” Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?" Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about oracles, weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina’s, extemporaneous vows funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2, Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers, and ask the questions, “Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?” Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex, chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, “Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?” This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?” Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears of a robot… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings, and ask the question, “Is licking your wounds the best medicine?” This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?” Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, “What is the best superpower?” This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, “What are Farmerians? Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don’t forget your glasses…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?" Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options, sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?” Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?" Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt.Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question, what is “Slurpee Blue?” Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, “Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?” This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads, and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?" This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?” Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'" This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?" This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?" Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?" Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns, and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?" If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?" Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?" Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about fashion breakthroughs, Point Break, carnival rides, blanket forts, wind chimes, Washington DC, bad whistling, Police Academy movies, lay nets, beer pong, baby monsters, defending your dignity and ask the question, "What is a Rachel epitaph?" This episode will cure loneliness and physical manifestations, open it up with a new set of chime keys... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about evolution, Unicorns, eucalyptus farts, The Olympics, sturgeon fishing, sexting, MC Hammer, John Rambo, Nancy Grace, bacon nose, selfish moons, kidney gifts, and ask the question, "Why is time God?" Listen to this episode while eating out of a trash can and then wash it down with some melotonin beer…… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about self-help books, french kissing, postcard stalkers, helmet hair, leg envy, Droopy the Dog, Tanya Harding, Jenny Craig, The Oscars, Canada, Mexico, tipping tips, and ask the question, " Is Bono better than us?" Don't take this historic episode for granted, for optimal pleasure listen inside a re-gifted waterbed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices